shocking new developments about bigirl
once while in traffic, an englishman asked bigirl "pardon me, but would you happen to have any grey poupon?" she replied "but of course" then proceeded to exit her vehicle, sever his left arm & beat him to death with it. we now celebrate this holiday as easter
bigirl once defeated beyonce in a beyonce lookalike contest. she then consoled a dejected beyonce saying "better luck next time kid"
bigirl once explained the theory of relativity to sinbad using a bottle of grape tropical fantasy, an old right on magazine and a stick
bigirl's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. she then tastes their souls with her serpentlike tongue and laughs hysterically as they lay comatose
global warming is not caused by excessive carbon dioxide concentrations in the atmosphere creating a greenhouse effect but by bigirl's love of the stick icky. humanity's only hope for survival is that she becomes an alcoholic
once while in traffic, an englishman asked bigirl "pardon me, but would you happen to have any grey poupon?" she replied "but of course" then proceeded to exit her vehicle, sever his left arm & beat him to death with it. we now celebrate this holiday as easter
bigirl once defeated beyonce in a beyonce lookalike contest. she then consoled a dejected beyonce saying "better luck next time kid"
bigirl once explained the theory of relativity to sinbad using a bottle of grape tropical fantasy, an old right on magazine and a stick
bigirl's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. she then tastes their souls with her serpentlike tongue and laughs hysterically as they lay comatose
global warming is not caused by excessive carbon dioxide concentrations in the atmosphere creating a greenhouse effect but by bigirl's love of the stick icky. humanity's only hope for survival is that she becomes an alcoholic



