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BIGIRL what type of martials arts did you study?

Damian Stone said:
Sorry but assuming this thread is serious, :rolleyes:, chinese opera is not a viable form of martial arts, yes you learn the moves and how to make them look good, but you cannot fight...
Wait a minute.....
You performed in the CHINESE OPERA???
Ok....
Too much for me, let me go back to Canada :smh:
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told y'all

that pigeon toed heffer gotta one-up everything...

next thing we're going to here is mr. miagi was her trainer...

wax on wax off bitch....
 
Damian Stone said:
Sorry but assuming this thread is serious, :rolleyes:, chinese opera is not a viable form of martial arts, yes you learn the moves and how to make them look good, but you cannot fight...
Wait a minute.....
You performed in the CHINESE OPERA???
Ok....
Too much for me, let me go back to Canada :smh:
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sssshhhh... let the 'intense training in deep, deep chinatown' wear off BEFORE the 'performing in a chinese opera' topic is investigated.

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Da Don said:
told y'all

that pigeon toed heffer gotta one-up everything...

next thing we're going to here is mr. miagi was her trainer...

wax on wax off bitch....
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That bitch ain't no different than some lying ass ninja in the average neighborhood who said he done everything, you shot a ninja in the leg, he will one up you and say he shot a ninja in the head. You drove a benz, he will say he drove a Bentley.

Shit is starting to unfold now that bifag is a exaggerating ass faggot but I peeped that shit from jump street.
 
BeatDownRecords said:
That bitch ain't no different than some lying ass ninja in the average neighborhood who said he done everything, you shot a ninja in the leg, he will one up you and say he shot a ninja in the head. You drove a benz, he will say he drove a Bentley.

Shit is starting to unfold now that bifag is a exaggerating ass faggot but I peeped that shit from jump street.
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[SARCASM]STOP IT YOU WOMAN BASHER!!![/SARCASM]
 
why??? WHY????? LMAO

i think this is one of the most successful threads gdfolks has had in a long time.

what did bigirl initially do to deserve these massacres, because in the end, thats hwat these are now
 
Damian Stone said:
Sorry but assuming this thread is serious, :rolleyes:, chinese opera is not a viable form of martial arts, yes you learn the moves and how to make them look good, but you cannot fight...
Wait a minute.....
You performed in the CHINESE OPERA???
Ok....
Too much for me, let me go back to Canada :smh:
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Did you study chinese opera? Ok I didn't think so. The opera training was even harder and more intense than the kung fu. You do the exact same forms from whatever style the opera is about but you have to really finesse them. Yall making me laugh hard how you seem to think you know everything about everything and you basically know nothing. Carry on as this is quite amusing.
If you think this is a "massacre" then knock yourselves out cause I sure don't.
 
bigirl said:
Did you study chinese opera? Ok I didn't think so. The opera training was even harder and more intense than the kung fu. You do the exact same forms from whatever style the opera is about but you have to really finesse them. Yall making me laugh hard how you seem to think you know everything about everything and you basically know nothing. Carry on as this is quite amusing.
If you think this is a "massacre" then knock yourselves out cause I sure don't.
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damn this bitch here......still at it...

fuck calling you bi girl i'm callin your ass wonder woman...

it's a "wonder" some nicca didn't split your wig yet....
 
bigirl said:
Did you study chinese opera? Ok I didn't think so. The opera training was even harder and more intense than the kung fu. You do the exact same forms from whatever style the opera is about but you have to really finesse them. Yall making me laugh hard how you seem to think you know everything about everything and you basically know nothing. Carry on as this is quite amusing.
If you think this is a "massacre" then knock yourselves out cause I sure don't.
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Does this mean you're not going to go batshit again?
 
The Chinese Opera is musical theatre. It's choreography, not combat. You've never seen anyone win a MMA match with that shit

[FLASH]http://youtube.com/watch/v/3EiiUnk1gac[/FLASH]
 
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bigirl said:
Did you study chinese opera? Ok I didn't think so. The opera training was even harder and more intense than the kung fu. You do the exact same forms from whatever style the opera is about but you have to really finesse them. Yall making me laugh hard how you seem to think you know everything about everything and you basically know nothing. Carry on as this is quite amusing.
If you think this is a "massacre" then knock yourselves out cause I sure don't.
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So, you're a black woman from some caribean island who studied and performed in the chinese opera?

I'm sure you have a picture of yourself somewhere performing in this chinese opera.
please do post.

brb my favorite show is about to come on.

ducktales.GIF
 
http://www.west-meet-east.com/opera.htm

HISTORY
The main features of Chinese Opera are a spectacle of song and dance which, together with the colorful costumes, make-up, acrobats, jesters, storytellers, acting, poetry and martial arts combine to present the Opera in a very attractive way. 

The earliest known theatre appeared in the Song Dynasty (A.D. 960 to 1279) with a square stage enclosed by railings. During the period of first emperor Kublai Khan in the Yuan Dynasty (A.D. 1279 to 1368) the opera had evolutional changes and the period was classified as the Golden age of the Classical Opera. 

 
After reading this, there is no way bigirl is 37 years old. She continually gets baited in these threads and fails horribly everytime. Even Glass Joe went 1-99.

She's a human Wyle E. Coyote. :smh:

Maybe Dr. Truth will hook bigirl up with a discounted therapy session to help her cope with her anxiety. :rolleyes:
 
watchout guys. This 37 yr old Deep in chinatown kung fu wolf bitch lookin as nigga is going to kick ass. And u kno no one wants to get beat to a chinese theme song.
 
takeu2trinidad said:
http://www.west-meet-east.com/opera.htm

HISTORY
The main features of Chinese Opera are a spectacle of song and dance which, together with the colorful costumes, make-up, acrobats, jesters, storytellers, acting, poetry and martial arts combine to present the Opera in a very attractive way. 

The earliest known theatre appeared in the Song Dynasty (A.D. 960 to 1279) with a square stage enclosed by railings. During the period of first emperor Kublai Khan in the Yuan Dynasty (A.D. 1279 to 1368) the opera had evolutional changes and the period was classified as the Golden age of the Classical Opera. 

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I was a "lung tao" or female soldier. I did not sing nor dance. I exclusively did martial arts in costume on the stage. Again, I don't give a fuck what the fuck you think. You people don't believe anything outside of your boring ass humdrum little existances. Very clueless. I have done a great many things and will do a great many more. To me thats what life is about;experiencing as much as possible. You people would rather work some boring humdrum job and think thats all anyone can do . Thats your problem. I don't need to explain a fucking thing to you. I don't understand whats so hard to understand about a group of martial arts students hired to play the soldiers in the opera. But then again you people are very sheltered and boring :rolleyes:
 
bigirl said:
I was a "lung tao" or female soldier. I did not sing nor dance. I exclusively did martial arts in costume on the stage. Again, I don't give a fuck what the fuck you think. You people don't believe anything outside of your boring ass humdrum little existances. Very clueless. I have done a great many things and will do a great many more. To me thats what life is about;experiencing as much as possible. You people would rather work some boring humdrum job and think thats all anyone can do . Thats your problem. I don't need to explain a fucking thing to you. I don't understand whats so hard to understand about a group of martial arts students hired to play the soldiers in the opera. But then again you people are very sheltered and boring :rolleyes:
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how the fuck were ppl suppose ta kno that if u aint said it?
U made a blank statement..." i was in the chinese opera".
 
bigirl...just stop responding, this thread wil eventually go away....if you keep adding on to it, they are gonna keep gettin you....cause as much as i am cool with you, i am laughing at this thread....im sorry....:lol:
 
bigirl said:
I was a "lung tao" or female soldier. I did not sing nor dance. I exclusively did martial arts in costume on the stage. Again, I don't give a fuck what the fuck you think. You people don't believe anything outside of your boring ass humdrum little existances. Very clueless. I have done a great many things and will do a great many more. To me thats what life is about;experiencing as much as possible. You people would rather work some boring humdrum job and think thats all anyone can do . Thats your problem. I don't need to explain a fucking thing to you. I don't understand whats so hard to understand about a group of martial arts students hired to play the soldiers in the opera. But then again you people are very sheltered and boring :rolleyes:
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duck tales...

oooo woooo ooooooo
 

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