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A man (woman) as well should know their limitations.
You go on vacation with your girlfriend and she wants to go to the beach. Now you planned this trip months in advance so you both had time to get in better shape.
So, you're sitting there on the beach with your girlfriend and she has the "Gas face" on (looking at some of the women on the beach with great disdain).
Do yourself a favor, don't ask, you know what's going on.
You go on vacation with your girlfriend and she wants to go to the beach. Now you planned this trip months in advance so you both had time to get in better shape.
So, you're sitting there on the beach with your girlfriend and she has the "Gas face" on (looking at some of the women on the beach with great disdain).
Do yourself a favor, don't ask, you know what's going on.
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Sean "Siege" Anderson was a tomboy growing up, probably because she has 3 older brothers. Maybe this explains why she is an avid New York Mets fan.
Upon listening to you and the guys at work talk about sports, she finds out that you like the LA Dodgers.
After weeks of trash talk she straight up told you that you are taking her to some games this season.
Then she upped the trash talk by telling you that you could always "pull out" if you get scared or feel you can't handle the pressure.
Was she dropping hints?
Upon listening to you and the guys at work talk about sports, she finds out that you like the LA Dodgers.
After weeks of trash talk she straight up told you that you are taking her to some games this season.
Then she upped the trash talk by telling you that you could always "pull out" if you get scared or feel you can't handle the pressure.
Was she dropping hints?
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Your nephew made the All State team (Basketball) while playing at New York City High school, and is highly recruited by several D-1 colleges.
He received an invite to visit a few schools and one particular school suggested that he was more than welcome to bring his family (all expenses paid).
You decided to go with him and you were very impressed with the campus and their presentation.
So, on Saturday he was invited to a mixer that was sponsored by the school, and attended by several other athletes (he was being chaperoned by one of the players on the team).
You told him that if he needed you for anything just give you a call, and you went out had dinner at a local diner. When you went back to your hotel room you smiled thinking back to your school days.
However, that feeling of nostalgia quickly left when you notice a strange woman laying in your bed (the Goldilocks syndrome)?
You quickly learned that her name was Marina and she was sent as a "gift" from the University.
He received an invite to visit a few schools and one particular school suggested that he was more than welcome to bring his family (all expenses paid).
You decided to go with him and you were very impressed with the campus and their presentation.
So, on Saturday he was invited to a mixer that was sponsored by the school, and attended by several other athletes (he was being chaperoned by one of the players on the team).
You told him that if he needed you for anything just give you a call, and you went out had dinner at a local diner. When you went back to your hotel room you smiled thinking back to your school days.
However, that feeling of nostalgia quickly left when you notice a strange woman laying in your bed (the Goldilocks syndrome)?
You quickly learned that her name was Marina and she was sent as a "gift" from the University.
Your local Rite Aid was closing so they were having a going out of business sale (it was just a location closing). Many people were in the store trying to take advantage of the sales that month, and Stina was one of them.
You first met her by the Detergent case (due to recurring theft the laundry products are locked in a glass case). You had a conversation with Stina before you had to search for a floor manager to open the case.
Finally, you find someone and you let Stina grab her products first. She picks up 2 large containers of Tide, and 2 large containers of Downy (You just needed Downy Unstoppables, so you had free hands to help her).
You walk to the checkout counter together and you can see she is struggling so you offer to help her carry the items home. Fortunately, she lives in the high rise apartment right above Rite Aid so it's a short walk.
She greets the Concierge as you both enter the building (subtle way of letting him and the cameras in the lobby be aware of your presents in the event problems arise), and you help her carry the merchandise to her door.
When you get upstairs she invites you in, and offers you some money for helping her (you decline). Then a soda, which you do accept. She goes on to explain that since she works out a lot the items should have been easy to carry.
You're looking at her and comment on her being somewhat petite and she a starts telling you that she's a lot stronger than people think.
She could tell by your reaction that you didn't realize that she was built like that.
Then she said that she did some modeling too.
You first met her by the Detergent case (due to recurring theft the laundry products are locked in a glass case). You had a conversation with Stina before you had to search for a floor manager to open the case.
Finally, you find someone and you let Stina grab her products first. She picks up 2 large containers of Tide, and 2 large containers of Downy (You just needed Downy Unstoppables, so you had free hands to help her).
You walk to the checkout counter together and you can see she is struggling so you offer to help her carry the items home. Fortunately, she lives in the high rise apartment right above Rite Aid so it's a short walk.
She greets the Concierge as you both enter the building (subtle way of letting him and the cameras in the lobby be aware of your presents in the event problems arise), and you help her carry the merchandise to her door.
When you get upstairs she invites you in, and offers you some money for helping her (you decline). Then a soda, which you do accept. She goes on to explain that since she works out a lot the items should have been easy to carry.
You're looking at her and comment on her being somewhat petite and she a starts telling you that she's a lot stronger than people think.
She could tell by your reaction that you didn't realize that she was built like that.
Then she said that she did some modeling too.
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You finally decided to take your old laptop to the "Geek Squad" at Best Buy. At best, you were hoping they could fix it or at least transfer your information to an external hard drive.
This is where you met Emmy. Emmy seemed a bit quirky and looked like the type of girl you would find in a protest march (insert the subject). She had a portion of her haired dyed purple, a nose ring and wore glasses (she definitely had that Greenwich Village vibe).
Nevertheless, you suspected that she knew her stuff (you found out later that she was working on her Masters in Computer Science at NYU). She took your laptop and told you that it might take about 7 - 10 days to fix.
You said "ok," but for some reason Emmy kept staring at you and you couldn't figure out why? After about 5 minutes she asked you did you know anyone named Khalid Bridges? You said "No," and asked her why?
She told you that was an ex-boyfriend of her's and that you resembled him. You joked and asked this won't affect how you treat my laptop? She laughed and said "No" Khalid was nice, the problem was my family.
About a week later, Emmy called you to tell you that your laptop was ready to be picked up. You asked her how much more would it cost to have the files put on a external drive. She told you that she could back up your files on a flash drive and even bring the laptop and drive to your home this evening.
When Emmy arrived at your place she suggested you test oit your laptop to see if everything was to your liking. While you were doing this she asked you did you smoke or drink. You explained that you didn't smoke, but could offer her a drink if she'd like.
Emmy got real comfortable in your place and asked if she could remove her shoes.
The next thing you know she's on your balcony removing more articles of clothing and telling you how much she loved your apartment as well as the view.
You calmly managed to get Emmy to come back in the apartment and you're thinking she only had one drink, and appeared to only have drank half of it.
Whew, now she telling you how much you remind her of her ex-boyfriend and how she missed him. Emmy explained that she's alright then grabbed your hand and asked with way is your bedroom?
Then she whispered "Don't worry, this was my plan all along."
This is where you met Emmy. Emmy seemed a bit quirky and looked like the type of girl you would find in a protest march (insert the subject). She had a portion of her haired dyed purple, a nose ring and wore glasses (she definitely had that Greenwich Village vibe).
Nevertheless, you suspected that she knew her stuff (you found out later that she was working on her Masters in Computer Science at NYU). She took your laptop and told you that it might take about 7 - 10 days to fix.
You said "ok," but for some reason Emmy kept staring at you and you couldn't figure out why? After about 5 minutes she asked you did you know anyone named Khalid Bridges? You said "No," and asked her why?
She told you that was an ex-boyfriend of her's and that you resembled him. You joked and asked this won't affect how you treat my laptop? She laughed and said "No" Khalid was nice, the problem was my family.
About a week later, Emmy called you to tell you that your laptop was ready to be picked up. You asked her how much more would it cost to have the files put on a external drive. She told you that she could back up your files on a flash drive and even bring the laptop and drive to your home this evening.
When Emmy arrived at your place she suggested you test oit your laptop to see if everything was to your liking. While you were doing this she asked you did you smoke or drink. You explained that you didn't smoke, but could offer her a drink if she'd like.
Emmy got real comfortable in your place and asked if she could remove her shoes.
The next thing you know she's on your balcony removing more articles of clothing and telling you how much she loved your apartment as well as the view.
You calmly managed to get Emmy to come back in the apartment and you're thinking she only had one drink, and appeared to only have drank half of it.
Whew, now she telling you how much you remind her of her ex-boyfriend and how she missed him. Emmy explained that she's alright then grabbed your hand and asked with way is your bedroom?
Then she whispered "Don't worry, this was my plan all along."
She reminds me of Anne Hathaway.
Your nephew, Tyjuan came over to watch the NCAA Men's and Women's Basketball Tournament today with you. You're enjoying the games and then realize that you probably should get something to eat.
So Tyjuan decides to go to the neighborhood pizza shop and purchase a whole pie. Now if memory serves you correctly, he left out before the start of the Illinois vs. Connecticut game (the game started at 6:00 PM).
Around 7:15 PM, it comes back looking like he ran a marathon with a box of pizza.
You asked him if he was ok, and what happened?
He explains that he ran into Ms. Bukawski in the pizza shop and the started talking about music. Ms. Bukawski used to date this guy that was a "DJ" at one time and he left a few crates of records at her place (he moved to Tampa, and told her that she could just keep the records).
Ms. Bukawski told Tyjuan to ask you would you be interested in them (Lisa aka Ms. Bukawski was aware that you had a large collection of vinyl records). So she invited Tyjuan to stop by and look at the records.
So he went back to her apartment and his busy looking through the crates when Ms. Bukawski excused herself because she wanted to change into "something more comfortable."
Now, Tyjuan has known Lisa since he was a baby(he's 23 now)and to be honest he's always been fascinated by her big breasts. When Lisa comes back out she has on a loose fitting robe, and starts dancing to the music playing on the radio.
Then she tells Tyjuan to come dance with her and low and behold her breasts become exposed. He tried to look away and then she told him that she knew he's seen some titties before.
The next thing he knew he was being seduced by her. Then he had you laughing when he explained how he tried to fight her off, but she was just too strong, lol.
So Tyjuan decides to go to the neighborhood pizza shop and purchase a whole pie. Now if memory serves you correctly, he left out before the start of the Illinois vs. Connecticut game (the game started at 6:00 PM).
Around 7:15 PM, it comes back looking like he ran a marathon with a box of pizza.
You asked him if he was ok, and what happened?
He explains that he ran into Ms. Bukawski in the pizza shop and the started talking about music. Ms. Bukawski used to date this guy that was a "DJ" at one time and he left a few crates of records at her place (he moved to Tampa, and told her that she could just keep the records).
Ms. Bukawski told Tyjuan to ask you would you be interested in them (Lisa aka Ms. Bukawski was aware that you had a large collection of vinyl records). So she invited Tyjuan to stop by and look at the records.
So he went back to her apartment and his busy looking through the crates when Ms. Bukawski excused herself because she wanted to change into "something more comfortable."
Now, Tyjuan has known Lisa since he was a baby(he's 23 now)and to be honest he's always been fascinated by her big breasts. When Lisa comes back out she has on a loose fitting robe, and starts dancing to the music playing on the radio.
Then she tells Tyjuan to come dance with her and low and behold her breasts become exposed. He tried to look away and then she told him that she knew he's seen some titties before.
The next thing he knew he was being seduced by her. Then he had you laughing when he explained how he tried to fight her off, but she was just too strong, lol.
You were sick and tired of women calling you "cheap," so you offered to buy this young lady a drink during her photo shoot.
You've been a department Manager for the last 3 years and things are running pretty smoothly. Back in January the company hired a new employee, Isabella Blair, who you heard through the "Grapevine" she had connections.
What you were told by a very reliable source was that she was the niece of the CEO. She could have easily been placed in another department, but the "higher ups" felt she could learn more about the company by working on the ground level.
You were glad that you had "people in low places" because you couldn't figure out why someone that a Princeton undergraduate with an MBA from Columbia University would be placed in your department.
Your relationship with Isabella is well, strange. For some reason she seems to enjoy flirting with you, and on more than one occasion let it be known that you can "Have it your Way," whenever you want it.
You know that she comes from money, and it's not like she can't be elevated to a higher position since she has connection in the company.
So, you can help but wonder does she have an angle?
Things got more confusing when you started getting messages and phone calls late at night.
What you were told by a very reliable source was that she was the niece of the CEO. She could have easily been placed in another department, but the "higher ups" felt she could learn more about the company by working on the ground level.
You were glad that you had "people in low places" because you couldn't figure out why someone that a Princeton undergraduate with an MBA from Columbia University would be placed in your department.
Your relationship with Isabella is well, strange. For some reason she seems to enjoy flirting with you, and on more than one occasion let it be known that you can "Have it your Way," whenever you want it.
You know that she comes from money, and it's not like she can't be elevated to a higher position since she has connection in the company.
So, you can help but wonder does she have an angle?
Things got more confusing when you started getting messages and phone calls late at night.
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It was suggested to you that "Water therapy" would help with the back pain you had been experiencing, so you started going to "Asphalt Green."
Since you had free time you started going on the afternoon around 3:00 PM during the week. You figured the kids would be in school and not too many people would be there so you could concentrate on your swimming.
You were correct for the most part, but apparently you allowed Evette to distract you.
Damn, she had a nice body, but you felt the few people that were there would be watching you and waiting to see when you approach her.
However, you did the opposite and would causally ignore Evette, and ironically she would do little things to get your attention (constantly stroking her hair, diving into the pool, etc.)
Even some of the swimsuits became questionable, but the staff made her change when she tried to wear this one.
One day, out of the blue Evette approached you and told you that she liked your "stroke", it was very smooth and effortless.
You returned the compliment by saying that her strokes are smooth and your turns are "very tight" when your doing laps.
She laughed and said if someone was listening in they would think we were talking about sex.
Then, she said that she never realized you were watching her swim because you treated her like she didn't exist. You said that you were just being Respectful.
She said: "I'm a Big girl and I can handle myself."
Since you had free time you started going on the afternoon around 3:00 PM during the week. You figured the kids would be in school and not too many people would be there so you could concentrate on your swimming.
You were correct for the most part, but apparently you allowed Evette to distract you.
Damn, she had a nice body, but you felt the few people that were there would be watching you and waiting to see when you approach her.
However, you did the opposite and would causally ignore Evette, and ironically she would do little things to get your attention (constantly stroking her hair, diving into the pool, etc.)
Even some of the swimsuits became questionable, but the staff made her change when she tried to wear this one.
One day, out of the blue Evette approached you and told you that she liked your "stroke", it was very smooth and effortless.
You returned the compliment by saying that her strokes are smooth and your turns are "very tight" when your doing laps.
She laughed and said if someone was listening in they would think we were talking about sex.
Then, she said that she never realized you were watching her swim because you treated her like she didn't exist. You said that you were just being Respectful.
She said: "I'm a Big girl and I can handle myself."
