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I don't know her name or her ethnicity, but I do believe that if she was your birthday gift you would do more than "blow out" just her candles.
Your neighbor who also happens to be a good friend of yours told you a strange story. His next door neighbor is "sexy as hell," and a good 90% of the guys in the building would love to sleep with her.
Nevertheless, he told you that a few times late at night he hears "strange" sounds coming from her apartment (she lives alone).
Nevertheless, he told you that a few times late at night he hears "strange" sounds coming from her apartment (she lives alone).
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You'd figured you could save a few dollars by driving from New Haven, Connecticut to Atlanta, Georgia so you hit the road early Tuesday morning.
You made good time, but decided to spend the night at this "Bed & Breakfast" in a small town in North Carolina simply due to a Tornado watch. Jefferson J. Johnson was the proprietor, who seemed like he could be a cast member on "Green Acres." He appeared to be a nice man, who was just living a simply life with his wife, Mariya.
Mariya, had to be at least 40 years his junior, and you detected a Russian accent when she spoke. Intially, you thought she was Mr. Johnson's daughter, but he was quick to let you know that was his bride when you checked in.
The room was nice, but you noticed that the lights keep flickering maybe due to the impending storm so you when downstairs to the front desk to talk to Me. Johnson. He suggested that you take a short walk to the barn in back and grab a battery powered lantern.
Seemed simple, but one you got inside the barn you heard strange sounds. Then out of nowhere Mariya appeared, but she was totally nude?
Then she starts nervously explaining how she likes to sleep nude in the barn because it reminds her of being a young girl in Moscow. You wanted to believe her story until you saw some guy slowly creeping out the barn (and Mariya saw you see him).
Next thing you know Mariya is saying that you need to keep her secret and then tells you that you haven't lived until you've been with a Russian girl.
You made good time, but decided to spend the night at this "Bed & Breakfast" in a small town in North Carolina simply due to a Tornado watch. Jefferson J. Johnson was the proprietor, who seemed like he could be a cast member on "Green Acres." He appeared to be a nice man, who was just living a simply life with his wife, Mariya.
Mariya, had to be at least 40 years his junior, and you detected a Russian accent when she spoke. Intially, you thought she was Mr. Johnson's daughter, but he was quick to let you know that was his bride when you checked in.
The room was nice, but you noticed that the lights keep flickering maybe due to the impending storm so you when downstairs to the front desk to talk to Me. Johnson. He suggested that you take a short walk to the barn in back and grab a battery powered lantern.
Seemed simple, but one you got inside the barn you heard strange sounds. Then out of nowhere Mariya appeared, but she was totally nude?
Then she starts nervously explaining how she likes to sleep nude in the barn because it reminds her of being a young girl in Moscow. You wanted to believe her story until you saw some guy slowly creeping out the barn (and Mariya saw you see him).
Next thing you know Mariya is saying that you need to keep her secret and then tells you that you haven't lived until you've been with a Russian girl.
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Last September, Ms. Hart was hired as your Personal Assistant and in a short period of time she was like your right hand.
Things couldn't have been better because you were able to be twice as productive and she was so easy to talk to (this would soon become a problem that you could not foresee).
During the Holiday season in December there were plenty of office parties and Kenya didn’t seem to miss one. Oh, did I forget to mention your girlfriend Kenya, who seemed to become the "Queen of the Holiday season."
You began to notice that during this time period you would have trouble getting in contact with Kenya (you were unable to attend many of these parties with her because you had additional work thrust upon you in Nov/Dec.)
Now since you spent a lot of time with Rose you began to confide in her about your situation. She was very understanding and intially didn’t imply that Kenya could be cheating on you. Instead, she supported her saying she just wanted to get out and have fun.
The problems started when one evening you couldn't get in contact with Kenya and then out of nowhere Rose sent you a text message.
You didn't speak on it when you saw her the next day and you were able to get through the day with no mention of it. Maybe it was a mistake, a message meant for another guy? Yet, you couldn't stop thinking about it.
However, later that night you got 2 more messages from Rose.
Included was a message that said:
"If you need a friend I'll be there for you."
Things couldn't have been better because you were able to be twice as productive and she was so easy to talk to (this would soon become a problem that you could not foresee).
During the Holiday season in December there were plenty of office parties and Kenya didn’t seem to miss one. Oh, did I forget to mention your girlfriend Kenya, who seemed to become the "Queen of the Holiday season."
You began to notice that during this time period you would have trouble getting in contact with Kenya (you were unable to attend many of these parties with her because you had additional work thrust upon you in Nov/Dec.)
Now since you spent a lot of time with Rose you began to confide in her about your situation. She was very understanding and intially didn’t imply that Kenya could be cheating on you. Instead, she supported her saying she just wanted to get out and have fun.
The problems started when one evening you couldn't get in contact with Kenya and then out of nowhere Rose sent you a text message.
You didn't speak on it when you saw her the next day and you were able to get through the day with no mention of it. Maybe it was a mistake, a message meant for another guy? Yet, you couldn't stop thinking about it.
However, later that night you got 2 more messages from Rose.
Included was a message that said:
"If you need a friend I'll be there for you."
You were recently talking to a childhood friend who you had not spoken to in about 20 years and unfortunately he had a problem with substance abuse, and he had to enroll in a program. Even after the program had ended he still attended regular meetings with a psychologist (he felt that it helped him to cope and explained that he is still an addict and that everyday is a challenge).
Now, he's been clean for 15 years, but he almost ended up having another addition. In a "nutshell," his psychologist had very unorthodox methods and he felt something was wrong, but he was attracted to her. Initially, things were good they would just sit down and talk, but then she was trying to get him to delay giving into temptations.
It was hell on him because she would tease him and he wanted to sleep with her, but the exercise was to see if he had the ability to resist his urges.
He had to get back to work so he told you he would tell you the rest later.
Now, he's been clean for 15 years, but he almost ended up having another addition. In a "nutshell," his psychologist had very unorthodox methods and he felt something was wrong, but he was attracted to her. Initially, things were good they would just sit down and talk, but then she was trying to get him to delay giving into temptations.
It was hell on him because she would tease him and he wanted to sleep with her, but the exercise was to see if he had the ability to resist his urges.
He had to get back to work so he told you he would tell you the rest later.
Last September, Ms. Hart was hired as your Personal Assistant and in a short period of time she was like your right hand.
Things couldn't have been better because you were able to be twice as productive and she was so easy to talk to (this would soon become a problem that you could not foresee).
During the Holiday season in December there were plenty of office parties and Kenya didn’t seem to miss one. Oh, did I forget to mention your girlfriend Kenya, who seemed to become the "Queen of the Holiday season."
You began to notice that during this time period you would have trouble getting in contact with Kenya (you were unable to attend many of these parties with her because you had additional work thrust upon you in Nov/Dec.)
Now since you spent a lot of time with Rose you began to confide in her about your situation. She was very understanding and intially didn’t imply that Kenya could be cheating on you. Instead, she supported her saying she just wanted to get out and have fun.
The problems started when one evening you couldn't get in contact with Kenya and then out of nowhere Rose sent you a text message.
You didn't speak on it when you saw her the next day and you were able to get through the day with no mention of it. Maybe it was a mistake, a message meant for another guy? Yet, you couldn't stop thinking about it.
However, later that night you got 2 more messages from Rose.
Included was a message that said:
"If you need a friend I'll be there for you."
I have friends that have worked security for recording artists as well as sports stadiums and arenas. Although, I never took the time to ask them I am sure they have some wild stories.
Now, most recording artists have what we would refer to as "groupies" that would be willing to do almost "anything" to get close to some entertainers. In addition, I have heard stories where women were willing to sleep with some of the guys that were on the security detail just to be allowed backstage.
So, what do you do if you're working security at a concert for Chris Brown and she wants to get backstage?
Furthermore, she's willing to take it there.
Now, most recording artists have what we would refer to as "groupies" that would be willing to do almost "anything" to get close to some entertainers. In addition, I have heard stories where women were willing to sleep with some of the guys that were on the security detail just to be allowed backstage.
So, what do you do if you're working security at a concert for Chris Brown and she wants to get backstage?
Furthermore, she's willing to take it there.
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Anarchy is the rejection of governmental authority and societal hierarchy. It also has become a synonym for chaos and disorder.
About 2 weeks ago, on a Thursday night you were sitting at home and got this strange craving for some tacos from "Chipolte's." So, you decided to take a walk there before they closed (the restaurant is a little less than a mile from you and closes at 11:00 PM).
You just made it before closing and now you're on your way back home. Then a strange idea popped into your head and you thought about getting a "Drink to Go," from this local bar that you passed on your way to Chipolte's.
You have never been to this Upper East side bar/restaurant before, but walked passed it several times, and noticed it always seemed to be lively. So you stopped in and sat at the bar for awhile and ordered a drink while watching the NBA game on television.
While you're sitting there this woman you've never seen starts to invade your personal space while attempting to order a drink. She apologizes, and explains maybe she's being bad because of the shirt she has on. She explains the shirt represent "Anarchy," and sometimes she doesn't follow the rules.
This starts a very interesting conversation and she said something that still resonates with you.
As a woman if she wanted to take you home after meeting you for the first time she would be considered a "Slut" or "Whore." But, as a man you are applauded for your conquests when it comes to a "One Night Stand."
Somehow, that conversation continued as you ended up leaving the bar with "Stef."
About 2 weeks ago, on a Thursday night you were sitting at home and got this strange craving for some tacos from "Chipolte's." So, you decided to take a walk there before they closed (the restaurant is a little less than a mile from you and closes at 11:00 PM).
You just made it before closing and now you're on your way back home. Then a strange idea popped into your head and you thought about getting a "Drink to Go," from this local bar that you passed on your way to Chipolte's.
You have never been to this Upper East side bar/restaurant before, but walked passed it several times, and noticed it always seemed to be lively. So you stopped in and sat at the bar for awhile and ordered a drink while watching the NBA game on television.
While you're sitting there this woman you've never seen starts to invade your personal space while attempting to order a drink. She apologizes, and explains maybe she's being bad because of the shirt she has on. She explains the shirt represent "Anarchy," and sometimes she doesn't follow the rules.
This starts a very interesting conversation and she said something that still resonates with you.
As a woman if she wanted to take you home after meeting you for the first time she would be considered a "Slut" or "Whore." But, as a man you are applauded for your conquests when it comes to a "One Night Stand."
Somehow, that conversation continued as you ended up leaving the bar with "Stef."
You and some of the fellas from the old neighborhood decided to take a road trip to Pennsylvania to visit Pierre. Pierre, who always had aspirations to become a Park Ranger (maybe too many episodes of Yogi Bear) applied for a job in Pennsylvania and got hired.
He ended up relocating and got married. He has a multi room rustic style home and a beautiful view of a lake. Now being from the inner city you decided to go visit the lake early in the morning and just enjoy the peace of mind.
Suddenly, you hear a voice that seems to come out of nowhere? You look around and see this young lady sitting by the lake (She reminds you of Carmen Morales from the neighborhood, remember her, the one that could...). She introduces herself as Jade, and assumes you must be a friend of Pierre's?
At a quick glance you assumed Jade might be pregnant, but then you realized that was not what you were seeing.
You end up having a long conversation about the area, and you asked her if she ever gets nervous living out here? She told you intially she was worried, but then she got comfortable, although she did have a few stories about strange things she's seen and heard at night that she can't explain.
Now, you're really getting into the conversation because what's she telling you is very interesting. But, while she's talking she appears to be playing with her breasts (you want to advance, but you stand your ground because you might be getting mixed signals).
Right on time, Susie (Pierre's wife) calls you from the house to tell you that breakfast is ready. When you walk back to the house Susie tells you that she saw you with Jade. You said that Jade seemed nice and invited you to come over for lunch.
Susie told you just be careful.
He ended up relocating and got married. He has a multi room rustic style home and a beautiful view of a lake. Now being from the inner city you decided to go visit the lake early in the morning and just enjoy the peace of mind.
Suddenly, you hear a voice that seems to come out of nowhere? You look around and see this young lady sitting by the lake (She reminds you of Carmen Morales from the neighborhood, remember her, the one that could...). She introduces herself as Jade, and assumes you must be a friend of Pierre's?
At a quick glance you assumed Jade might be pregnant, but then you realized that was not what you were seeing.
You end up having a long conversation about the area, and you asked her if she ever gets nervous living out here? She told you intially she was worried, but then she got comfortable, although she did have a few stories about strange things she's seen and heard at night that she can't explain.
Now, you're really getting into the conversation because what's she telling you is very interesting. But, while she's talking she appears to be playing with her breasts (you want to advance, but you stand your ground because you might be getting mixed signals).
Right on time, Susie (Pierre's wife) calls you from the house to tell you that breakfast is ready. When you walk back to the house Susie tells you that she saw you with Jade. You said that Jade seemed nice and invited you to come over for lunch.
Susie told you just be careful.
