Annoying shit bitches do

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Hardly.

I was smoking, it was on my mind so I spoke about it.


She should have just been up front about wanting dinner from jump.

That's all

While I get where you're coming from, your biggest mistake was taking an emotional creature (they call them women these days) and asking her to place logic in front first.

No, no, no... :smh::smh::smh:

Given the gravity of the situation, there's no way in hell she's gonna come out in front and say, "hey, let's grab some food..." Makes her look some kinda way, (fat, gold digger, greedy, etc...) Now in truth, we as men know it doesn't, but because she's an insecure mess, she's gonna think that it does, and therein lies the rub.

The biggest mistake we can ever make as men is expect a woman to keep shit 100 every single moment, at every single time. Emotions simply do not dictate such.

Maybe deep into a 10 year relationship sure once wisdom and logic have kicked in, but for those early encounters...

Let that slide and do you.

 
See..... this the shit! Y'all don't ever 'ask', Y'all just sit there. The server just gon put the check in front of the man, and all she gon do is observe. :smh:

Even tho Jim told her ass to gon 'head & eat, like she asked/suggested before they got together.

Even tho it was HER idea to stop & get food while they were walking.


And all the people marginalizing it, Y'all right, it's not a big deal, that's why he said "annoying". We gon still fuck the chick, just venting.

How many women have you beaten since the last time i spoke to you?
 

I! CAN'T! BREEVE! [emoji38]

It's so many "WTF moments" that I lost count

Man that night was some shit. :smh: Just reminds me why I need to bring my gun with me whenever I'm going to a broads house.

I tell'em. These dudes out here are savages and believe at any point you change your mind it means they have the right to rape/kill you.

I think you misunderstood again :lol: Leroy pulled a bugs bunny on you
 
You in it too nigga. Leroy, Dhustla, Shorty, Complex... all you mufuckas cool crew. Rossini.... errbody. [emoji38]

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I always WANTED to be cool! :D

Stop WATCHING me!
 
What is so annoying about what she did? She is trying to find out what you are doing? She didn't eat all the food because she was fonking you that night! :dunno::dunno:

Annoying is having a chick tell you all of the food that she won't eat because she doesn't like the texture or thinks it's nasty! Then she tells you that she tosses salad. :eek: WTF? :puke: Did she just say what I thought she said? :hmm:

How about telling you all the ish her ex use to do? Uhh, IDGAF! So, I'm just guessing here but he dropped you, huh?

How about bringing her child on the date unexpected hoping that you are not going to try to fonk? Poor child going to get that sex education tonight! Momma taking sausage tonight and I'm getting bacon in the morning!

How about neglecting to tell you her ex is still hanging around or stalking her before she invites you over? Surprise!!! Then just let the MF in without saying a word about who he is! :smh:

How about answering her phone every time someone calls because she is nervous? Child, we are in a well lit shopping district and trust me, after hearing all that :bullshit: you were talking tonight, nobody wants your a-s-s! You are 32 and need to tightened that BS up!

How about telling you that she is a christian and that she can't do what other women(whoes) do! She get's you in her room under the covers and fonks your brains out, so you ask her, what's up with that? With a straight face, she tells you when you cut off the lights and get under the cover, God can't see what you are doing! :hmm:


Your screen name goes perfect with your post lol
 
I tell'em. These dudes out here are savages and believe at any point you change your mind it means they have the right to rape/kill you.
indecisiveness and or poor decisions can sometimes lead to that for everyone...

every once in a rare while a woman gets introduced to personal accountability
 
What is so annoying about what she did? She is trying to find out what you are doing? She didn't eat all the food because she was fonking you that night! :dunno::dunno:

Annoying is having a chick tell you all of the food that she won't eat because she doesn't like the texture or thinks it's nasty! Then she tells you that she tosses salad. :eek: WTF? :puke: Did she just say what I thought she said? :hmm:

How about telling you all the ish her ex use to do? Uhh, IDGAF! So, I'm just guessing here but he dropped you, huh?

How about bringing her child on the date unexpected hoping that you are not going to try to fonk? Poor child going to get that sex education tonight! Momma taking sausage tonight and I'm getting bacon in the morning!

How about neglecting to tell you her ex is still hanging around or stalking her before she invites you over? Surprise!!! Then just let the MF in without saying a word about who he is! :smh:

How about answering her phone every time someone calls because she is nervous? Child, we are in a well lit shopping district and trust me, after hearing all that :bullshit: you were talking tonight, nobody wants your a-s-s! You are 32 and need to tightened that BS up!

How about telling you that she is a christian and that she can't do what other women(whoes) do! She get's you in her room under the covers and fonks your brains out, so you ask her, what's up with that? With a straight face, she tells you when you cut off the lights and get under the cover, God can't see what you are doing! :hmm:


Your screen name goes perfect with your post lol
 
Ain't you married though fam?

You said you earn good money, why do you need a wife for?..

Nothing screams Ronnie Romance more than a married nigga.
How old are you fam, 12?

Ionno, this seems like a "humble brag" situation, because what's the problem?

The broad is 24 and at UCLA law school cuz. If she's flaky, well most 24 year olds are.
^^^^^^^^

we need a kids board.
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Not a west coast thing
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You should have put a pair of your underwear in her purse, flipped the script on that hoe.
She cant tell her panties from his.
 
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They get flaky and finicky about everything. Always trying to weasel out or see if you will go out your way to be with her aka give her the leverage.

You played it right though and stuck to your guns for the win.



Yooooooooooooooooooo!

Nigga...

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Had a bitch pull this shit on me not too long ago. :hmm:

I was in seat pleasant Maryland in these apartments near the metro. I had just started fucking the shit out of this slut after coming from the grocery store with her on Friday. She showing me how much of a devout follower of Zod she is. She moaning loud. I'm trying to kill her with my stroke. Then heard knocks on the door in the middle of me slapping balls. She stops me, hurries to go answer, comes back tells me it was her ex. I'm like wtf he want why he show up now? She said he left something over here. I'm like ok, whatever he gone now let's get back to it. We smoke another j before starting again. But now I'm mad so Im fucking her with a vengeance now for being interrupted. So I fuck her on the floor til her knees are all scuffed up with rug burns. Didn't give a fuck. Went a few more rounds til the room smelling like booty, came in her eyes and went to sleep.

Next morning was like a scene out of Baby Boy. I wake up to go piss and hear the tv on smell cooking and everything. I'm like did she get up and cook and come get back in the bed? I stroll into the living room try and get something to eat and there's a nigga on the couch eating watching tv. I'm like oh shit I didn't bring no gun!!! :eek: He sees me I see him, he don't speak I don't speak.

So I go back into the bedroom grab a pillow and start beating this hoe with it to wake her ass up. I'm like there's a nigga in your front room. She like what? I said you have company. I'm thinking maybe it's her brother. Why this bitch tell me it's her ex? :hmm: I'm like how many ex's you got coming over here? Told me it's the same nigga from last night. :smh: I'm like how come you didn't change the locks or get your key back? She like naw, she left the door unlocked. I'm like bitch why? I'm here. She said he checks up on her from time to time to make sure she is alright and nobody hurts her. I'm like how he have time to do all this? Come to find out last night this nigga next door listening. :hmm: She kicked him out and he moved right in next door. :smh:

I started to go say something to him but I thought I don't know how high his level of Simpdom really goes, it almost felt like some cuckold shit. So I get dressed get ready to leave. Come out and the nigga not in the front room. So I'm looking around like where he go? Thinking he gonna ambush me. Told her I'm not coming over anymore if she has that nigga floating around her apartment. So I leave her apartment door go out the apartment unit doors and outside is this nigga smoking a cigarette watching me drive off.
So now this nigga knows what I drive and who I am. :smh: I was livid.

This how people get killed man.
 
I am sure the OP is OLD ENOUGH to KNOW how the GAME works. She got you to feed her, You got to FUCK her right out the box.

Where you go from here is up to you, at this point you are still even in my book.

Work Yo Game Playa

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Yea we even but like I said it just annoyed me she tried to play me with dinner as opposed to being up front
 
At least I know she's not broke
But that shits not the issue.


The whole point of the story was how she didn't follow through on what the initial plan was. I'm not mad at the end result because I got what I wanted but like I said. I'm literal.

Okay so then you went back to her place ONLY to watch Netflix and chill then? I mean if you are literal and all why not just say "I'm trying to smash"?
 
Yea we even but like I said it just annoyed me she tried to play me with dinner as opposed to being up front

So you're mad because originally she agreed to meet up so you for yogurt and all of a sudden felt hungry and wanted some food? Gotcha chief :confused:
 
says the guy who manscapes for a living. How many niggaz armpits you got to fade up before you make enough change to pay for Caitlyn Jenner procedure my nigga. Maybe you should set up a GoFagMe page because shaving other niggaz deodorant balls for 3.99 aint going to get you there any time soon.

:lol: you know of a faggot funding site:smh::lol:

This doesn't even sound good when you read t!:smh:

$75 - $100 per Brazilian wax job..... All of my clients are women & quite attractive!
I've yet to met any who want you to do their arm pits.

Yes.... Waxing vaginas on a regular basis is a part of my job. I get paid to touch pussy you clown ass faggot fuck niggaah....... You gotta pay to do it! Stick to the little boys we all know you prefer

Damn it must really suck to be you!:lol:
 
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