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Annoying shit bitches do
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I didn't see that one! That shit was cold!
I still find it odd that there are dudes that are co signing the purse peek.
That's them Bgol cool crew mofos.. Shady, Greg, jimmy lmaoo
Not a west coast thing
You know who thinks pussy is impressive.....people who don't get it often. So bravo to you.....you got some pussy. Meanwhile I'm 46 and been fucking since I was 14 yrs old. Shit I probably smashed your mom.Meanwhile I'm fuckin
Gotcha fuck nigga
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Jimmy always telling on himself
Ain't shit to tell Pierre.
Annoyed that she asked him what she should do, he gave her an answer and she ignored it and didn't do it so she might as well had not asked in the first place.
..And THIS is where it goes left.
most bitch ass under cover fagot nigghaz would!
says the guy who manscapes for a living. How many niggaz armpits you got to fade up before you make enough change to pay for Caitlyn Jenner procedure my nigga. Maybe you should set up a GoFagMe page because shaving other niggaz deodorant balls for 3.99 aint going to get you there any time soon.
Well, think for a moment, who would want to smash a bitch that just ate 3 or 4 slices of three meat pizza?...
I like to get it in before a bitch eats and gets all gassy. They be like, "stay away from my butt".
You didn't know? A bitch will hold some turds and farts in while you slay.
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... fam, what kind of bitches are you cats fucking?! Either I'm just not paying attention to these bitches or ya'll fuck with some gutter broads because I've never had those issues or the ones cats in the "does your girl fart around you" thread cats were talking about. It's like cleaning out or even picking her nose, they obviously have to do it, they just respect me enough to not do it around me
Man, you gotta check these chicks out, see what they on..I didn't see that one! That shit was cold![emoji38][emoji38][emoji38]
I still find it odd that there are dudes that are co signing the purse peek.
If he woulda found some Valtrex in that hoe, his peek a be justified, eh?
[emoji38]That titty meat tho.
Looks like you had ulterior motives, too, so yall even. Looks like youre taking it pretty hard.
Got this 24 year old Liberian ucla law student just added to the team.
She been trying to get out & meet up for a few weeks, but the schedules didn't add up. She hits me wit "We can do something lowkey like ice cream the first time we go out"
Fasho... Cuz I'm not about to wine & dine when I'm only tryin to smash.
We agreed to meet after work Tuesday for some yogurt land. She hits me first saying she's running late...
She hits me again saying that she's starving and should she stop and grab food before we meet. "Should I just get in and out"
I told her yea...I had just ate like 30 mins prior and halfway didn't even wanna be out.
The bitch finally gets there, we get the yogurt...she then says she's still starving so I'm like aight. Let's hit Cabo Cantina. We go, she eats I get a couple beers and then the bitch has the nerve to give the food to a bum on the street. I'm not trippin cuz we are walking to the Parking garage and that's when I hit her with Netflix & Chill.
Went to her crib during my business hours 11p-6a and she was a BEAST wit the shit
In the morning when she got up to take a shower she left her purse on the dresser. So I looked in. Man this bitch had like $120 in all $20s.
I'm not trippin on anything it's just the fact that these hoes be having ulterior motives and that shit annoys me.
Aight my niggas. Rant over. I'll post up a pic when I get on the laptop.
man i be fucking with some hood ass bitches off Memorial in the "A"
that hood pussy just be calling me mane...............i don't care if a nigga in a bitch purse or not but if you feel like thats what you gotta do to be safe then a fuck it.
Like i said if i go in a bitch purse I'm robbing that hoe! I aint in there on a sunday cruise I'm looking for some gas money if your pussy was weak and i wasted my time driving to your crib I'm getting gas money. Ill go in a bitch dresser and I'm digging in couch cushions. You got a xbox one bitch your son game will come up missing. When it comes to hoes i gives no fuck. Now if I'm really digging you and we talking foreal the worst ill do is shit at your crib and don't spray.
Hardly.
I was smoking, it was on my mind so I spoke about it.
She should have just been up front about wanting dinner from jump.
That's all
aint one of those pizzas like 12 bucks
? doubt that even troubled your pockets man
8 bucksaint one of those pizzas like 12 bucks
Sorry man but unless you was going to steal the bitches Money why go through her shit? That is what females do.
Proper Preparation Prevents Poor Performance
Proper Preparation Prevents Poor Performance
aint one of those pizzas like 12 bucks
it's the principle tho...like when kids beg for a toy or some shit...you finally buy it...then days later it's broken in the corner and forgotten about...shit there are times I get annoyed w/ myself for making an impulse buy and then weeks later I'm not even using the shit
This nigga going in bitches purses.
I didn't see that one! That shit was cold!
I still find it odd that there are dudes that are co signing the purse peek.
This. I find that shit disgusting. Broad, go purge!! This girl crop dusted me so badly I couldnt grab the pillow any faster to muffle my nose.Well, think for a moment, who would want to smash a bitch that just ate 3 or 4 slices of three meat pizza?...
I like to get it in before a bitch eats and gets all gassy. They be like, "stay away from my butt".
You didn't know? A bitch will hold some turds and farts in while you slay.
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You should have put a pair of your underwear in purse, flipped the script on that hoe.
You should have put a pair of your underwear in her purse, flipped the script on that hoe.
They get flaky and finicky about everything. Always trying to weasel out or see if you will go out your way to be with her aka give her the leverage.
You played it right though and stuck to your guns for the win.
What is so annoying about what she did? She is trying to find out what you are doing? She didn't eat all the food because she was fonking you that night!
Annoying is having a chick tell you all of the food that she won't eat because she doesn't like the texture or thinks it's nasty! Then she tells you that she tosses salad.WTF?
Did she just say what I thought she said?
How about telling you all the ish her ex use to do? Uhh, IDGAF! So, I'm just guessing here but he dropped you, huh?
How about bringing her child on the date unexpected hoping that you are not going to try to fonk? Poor child going to get that sex education tonight! Momma taking sausage tonight and I'm getting bacon in the morning!
How about neglecting to tell you her ex is still hanging around or stalking her before she invites you over? Surprise!!! Then just let the MF in without saying a word about who he is!
How about answering her phone every time someone calls because she is nervous? Child, we are in a well lit shopping district and trust me, after hearing all thatyou were talking tonight, nobody wants your a-s-s! You are 32 and need to tightened that BS up!
How about telling you that she is a christian and that she can't do what other women(whoes) do! She get's you in her room under the covers and fonks your brains out, so you ask her, what's up with that? With a straight face, she tells you when you cut off the lights and get under the cover, God can't see what you are doing!
Yooooooooooooooooooo!
Nigga...
Had a bitch pull this shit on me not too long ago.
I was in seat pleasant Maryland in these apartments near the metro. I had just started fucking the shit out of this slut after coming from the grocery store with her on Friday. She showing me how much of a devout follower of Zod she is. She moaning loud. I'm trying to kill her with my stroke. Then heard knocks on the door in the middle of me slapping balls. She stops me, hurries to go answer, comes back tells me it was her ex. I'm like wtf he want why he show up now? She said he left something over here. I'm like ok, whatever he gone now let's get back to it. We smoke another j before starting again. But now I'm mad so Im fucking her with a vengeance now for being interrupted. So I fuck her on the floor til her knees are all scuffed up with rug burns. Didn't give a fuck. Went a few more rounds til the room smelling like booty, came in her eyes and went to sleep.
Next morning was like a scene out of Baby Boy. I wake up to go piss and hear the tv on smell cooking and everything. I'm like did she get up and cook and come get back in the bed? I stroll into the living room try and get something to eat and there's a nigga on the couch eating watching tv. I'm like oh shit I didn't bring no gun!!!
He sees me I see him, he don't speak I don't speak. So I go back into the bedroom grab a pillow and start beating this hoe with it to wake her ass up. I'm like there's a nigga in your front room. She like what? I said you have company. I'm thinking maybe it's her brother. Why this bitch tell me it's her ex?
I'm like how many ex's you got coming over here? Told me it's the same nigga from last night. I'm like how come you didn't change the locks or get your key back? She like naw, she left the door unlocked. I'm like bitch why? I'm here. She said he checks up on her from time to time to make sure she is alright and nobody hurts her. I'm like how he have time to do all this? Come to find out last night this nigga next door listening. She kicked him out and he moved right in next door. I started to go say something to him but I thought I don't know how high his level of Simpdom really goes, it almost felt like some cuckold shit. So I get dressed get ready to leave. Come out and the nigga not in the front room. So I'm looking around like where he go? Thinking he gonna ambush me. Told her I'm not coming over anymore if she has that nigga floating around her apartment. So I leave her apartment door go out the apartment unit doors and outside is this nigga smoking a cigarette watching me drive off.
So now this nigga knows what I drive and who I am.
I was livid. This how people get killed man.
wow man 
They get flaky and finicky about everything. Always trying to weasel out or see if you will go out your way to be with her aka give her the leverage.
You played it right though and stuck to your guns for the win.
Yooooooooooooooooooo!
Nigga...
Had a bitch pull this shit on me not too long ago.
I was in seat pleasant Maryland in these apartments near the metro. I had just started fucking the shit out of this slut after coming from the grocery store with her on Friday. She showing me how much of a devout follower of Zod she is. She moaning loud. I'm trying to kill her with my stroke. Then heard knocks on the door in the middle of me slapping balls. She stops me, hurries to go answer, comes back tells me it was her ex. I'm like wtf he want why he show up now? She said he left something over here. I'm like ok, whatever he gone now let's get back to it. We smoke another j before starting again. But now I'm mad so Im fucking her with a vengeance now for being interrupted. So I fuck her on the floor til her knees are all scuffed up with rug burns. Didn't give a fuck. Went a few more rounds til the room smelling like booty, came in her eyes and went to sleep.
Next morning was like a scene out of Baby Boy. I wake up to go piss and hear the tv on smell cooking and everything. I'm like did she get up and cook and come get back in the bed? I stroll into the living room try and get something to eat and there's a nigga on the couch eating watching tv. I'm like oh shit I didn't bring no gun!!!
So I go back into the bedroom grab a pillow and start beating this hoe with it to wake her ass up. I'm like there's a nigga in your front room. She like what? I said you have company. I'm thinking maybe it's her brother. Why this bitch tell me it's her ex?
I started to go say something to him but I thought I don't know how high his level of Simpdom really goes, it almost felt like some cuckold shit. So I get dressed get ready to leave. Come out and the nigga not in the front room. So I'm looking around like where he go? Thinking he gonna ambush me. Told her I'm not coming over anymore if she has that nigga floating around her apartment. So I leave her apartment door go out the apartment unit doors and outside is this nigga smoking a cigarette watching me drive off.
So now this nigga knows what I drive and who I am.
This how people get killed man.
Iunno about lil Ceasars, but with me it ain't about money. I just DON'T waste food!aint one of those pizzas like 12 bucks
It really bother me with kids, lil 8 yr old want a footlong, fries, & some mo shit at the Braves game & don't finish it.
I be looking like that Rich Boy pic Dr. Truth posted, but for a different reason.
Stop WATCHING me!
OP acting like bait and switch broads dont exist. Welcome to Liberian women. Crafty ass heifers in heat. Now stop expecting tactless moves from a woman.
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I! CAN'T! BREEVE! [emoji38]They get flaky and finicky about everything. Always trying to weasel out or see if you will go out your way to be with her aka give her the leverage.
You played it right though and stuck to your guns for the win.
Yooooooooooooooooooo!
Nigga...
Had a bitch pull this shit on me not too long ago.
I was in seat pleasant Maryland in these apartments near the metro. I had just started fucking the shit out of this slut after coming from the grocery store with her on Friday. She showing me how much of a devout follower of Zod she is. She moaning loud. I'm trying to kill her with my stroke. Then heard knocks on the door in the middle of me slapping balls. She stops me, hurries to go answer, comes back tells me it was her ex. I'm like wtf he want why he show up now? She said he left something over here. I'm like ok, whatever he gone now let's get back to it. We smoke another j before starting again. But now I'm mad so Im fucking her with a vengeance now for being interrupted. So I fuck her on the floor til her knees are all scuffed up with rug burns. Didn't give a fuck. Went a few more rounds til the room smelling like booty, came in her eyes and went to sleep.
Next morning was like a scene out of Baby Boy. I wake up to go piss and hear the tv on smell cooking and everything. I'm like did she get up and cook and come get back in the bed? I stroll into the living room try and get something to eat and there's a nigga on the couch eating watching tv. I'm like oh shit I didn't bring no gun!!!
So I go back into the bedroom grab a pillow and start beating this hoe with it to wake her ass up. I'm like there's a nigga in your front room. She like what? I said you have company. I'm thinking maybe it's her brother. Why this bitch tell me it's her ex?
I started to go say something to him but I thought I don't know how high his level of Simpdom really goes, it almost felt like some cuckold shit. So I get dressed get ready to leave. Come out and the nigga not in the front room. So I'm looking around like where he go? Thinking he gonna ambush me. Told her I'm not coming over anymore if she has that nigga floating around her apartment. So I leave her apartment door go out the apartment unit doors and outside is this nigga smoking a cigarette watching me drive off.
So now this nigga knows what I drive and who I am.
This how people get killed man.
It's so many "WTF moments" that I lost count
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