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Annoying shit bitches do

2 ONE 3

2 ONE 3

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Got this 24 year old Liberian ucla law student just added to the team.


She been trying to get out & meet up for a few weeks, but the schedules didn't add up. She hits me wit "We can do something lowkey like ice cream the first time we go out"

Fasho... Cuz I'm not about to wine & dine when I'm only tryin to smash.

We agreed to meet after work Tuesday for some yogurt land. She hits me first saying she's running late...

She hits me again saying that she's starving and should she stop and grab food before we meet. "Should I just get in and out"

I told her yea...I had just ate like 30 mins prior and halfway didn't even wanna be out.

The bitch finally gets there, we get the yogurt...she then says she's still starving so I'm like aight. Let's hit Cabo Cantina. We go, she eats I get a couple beers and then the bitch has the nerve to give the food to a bum on the street. I'm not trippin cuz we are walking to the Parking garage and that's when I hit her with Netflix & Chill.

Went to her crib during my business hours 11p-6a and she was a BEAST wit the shit :eek::yes:


In the morning when she got up to take a shower she left her purse on the dresser. So I looked in. Man this bitch had like $120 in all $20s.

I'm not trippin on anything it's just the fact that these hoes be having ulterior motives and that shit annoys me.

Aight my niggas. Rant over. I'll post up a pic when I get on the laptop.
 
Good shit, slim Jim! Man, don't sweat that shit... just know and always remember how petty the chick is/can be.

Did she even eat ANY of the food?

What's worse is when a chick order more food than she can eat, like a regular entré with a side salad, eats less than half of it, then throws it away! That shit irritates the HELL out of me. I CAN'T STAND for people to waste food around me, ESPECIALLY food I paid for.

I don't waste food. I eat every grain of rice on my plate, no lie! My mama used to put me out when I was 13-18, and whenever I was hungry I would think about food I left on my plate or food that I passed up on. :itsawrap:

Stop WATCHING me!
 
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Dhustla said:
Did she even eat ANY of the food?

What's worse is when a chick order more food than she can eat, like a regular entré with a side salad, eats less than half of it, then throws it away! That shit irritates the HELL out of me. I CAN'T STAND for people to waste food around me, ESPECIALLY food I paid for.
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My baby mama is like that. We used to go out to eat, and she would order two fucking entres . Damn well aint finish them. That shit used to piss me off to no end.

I learned also though she the type to get a big plate of food from some where, and she would eat off that same plate all day. So the left overs would basically be what she would eat for all of the next day.

But i have dated hoes, mostly in Atlanta who test how deep your pockets are by ordering a bunch of shit to see if you flinch. They order shit they wouldn't order if they were paying.

My mom always said "find the one who orders like she paying for it".
 
maybe i'm still faded, but what was the dilemma again?,, you took a law student out to eat,, supposedly hit it on the 1st night,, & now you are mad because you went through her purse & found out that she carries money on her?
 
2 One 3 my nigga, but "We going in bitches mouths, I dunno bout bitches purses" I didn't see any part of the story that I'd call duck tales though some of us just have hoes, some of ya'll don't :dunno:
 
gameboy said:
maybe i'm still faded, but what was the dilemma again?,, you took a law student out to eat,, supposedly hit it on the 1st night,, & now you are mad because you went through her purse & found out that she carries money on her?
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Nah

The fact that she said she was just tryin to do yogurt was #1

Then the fact she asked me if she should get herself some food and I said yea.

Then the fact she ignores what the fuck I just told her

I'm a literal person. If you say something then that's what it is.
 
At least I know she's not broke
But that shits not the issue.


The whole point of the story was how she didn't follow through on what the initial plan was. I'm not mad at the end result because I got what I wanted but like I said. I'm literal.
 
2 ONE 3 said:
Then the fact she ignores what the fuck I just told her

I'm a literal person.
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This!

Bruh, I done learned that you can be talking to a chick, and she'll be responding like she understand, but y'all a be having TWO DIFFERENT conversations.

She'll hear something different from what you say.

Stop WATCHING me!
 
What is so annoying about what she did? She is trying to find out what you are doing? She didn't eat all the food because she was fonking you that night! :dunno::dunno:

Annoying is having a chick tell you all of the food that she won't eat because she doesn't like the texture or thinks it's nasty! Then she tells you that she tosses salad. :eek: WTF? :puke: Did she just say what I thought she said? :hmm:

How about telling you all the ish her ex use to do? Uhh, IDGAF! So, I'm just guessing here but he dropped you, huh?

How about bringing her child on the date unexpected hoping that you are not going to try to fonk? Poor child going to get that sex education tonight! Momma taking sausage tonight and I'm getting bacon in the morning!

How about neglecting to tell you her ex is still hanging around or stalking her before she invites you over? Surprise!!! Then just let the MF in without saying a word about who he is! :smh:

How about answering her phone every time someone calls because she is nervous? Child, we are in a well lit shopping district and trust me, after hearing all that :bullshit: you were talking tonight, nobody wants your a-s-s! You are 32 and need to tightened that BS up!

How about telling you that she is a christian and that she can't do what other women(whoes) do! She get's you in her room under the covers and fonks your brains out, so you ask her, what's up with that? With a straight face, she tells you when you cut off the lights and get under the cover, God can't see what you are doing! :hmm:
 
creepin said:
What is so annoying about what she did? She is trying to find out what you are doing? She didn't eat all the food because she was fonking you that night! :dunno::dunno:

Annoying is having a chick tell you all of the food that she won't eat because she doesn't like the texture or thinks it's nasty! Then she tells you that she tosses salad. :eek: WTF? :puke: Did she just say what I thought she said? :hmm:

How about telling you all the ish her ex use to do? Uhh, IDGAF! So, I'm just guessing here but he dropped you, huh?

How about bringing her child on the date unexpected hoping that you are not going to try to fonk? Poor child going to get that sex education tonight! Momma taking sausage tonight and I'm getting bacon in the morning!

How about neglecting to tell you her ex is still hanging around or stalking her before she invites you over? Surprise!!! Then just let the MF in without saying a word about who he is! :smh:

How about answering her phone every time someone calls because she is nervous? Child, we are in a well lit shopping district and trust me, after hearing all that :bullshit: you were talking tonight, nobody wants your a-s-s! You are 32 and need to tightened that BS up!

How about telling you that she is a christian and that she can't do what other women(whoes) do! She get's you in her room under the covers and fonks your brains out, so you ask her, what's up with that? With a straight face, she tells you when you cut off the lights and get under the cover, God can't see what you are doing! :hmm:
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GotDamn!!!!:lol::lol::lol:
 
gameboy said:
maybe i'm still faded, but what was the dilemma again?,, you took a law student out to eat,, supposedly hit it on the 1st night,, & now you are mad because you went through her purse & found out that she carries money on her?
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:lol: maybe it was all in tens.
 
2 ONE 3 said:
Got this 24 year old Liberian ucla law student just added to the team.


She been trying to get out & meet up for a few weeks, but the schedules didn't add up. She hits me wit "We can do something lowkey like ice cream the first time we go out"

Fasho... Cuz I'm not about to wine & dine when I'm only tryin to smash.

We agreed to meet after work Tuesday for some yogurt land. She hits me first saying she's running late...

She hits me again saying that she's starving and should she stop and grab food before we meet. "Should I just get in and out"

I told her yea...I had just ate like 30 mins prior and halfway didn't even wanna be out.

The bitch finally gets there, we get the yogurt...she then says she's still starving so I'm like aight. Let's hit Cabo Cantina. We go, she eats I get a couple beers and then the bitch has the nerve to give the food to a bum on the street. I'm not trippin cuz we are walking to the Parking garage and that's when I hit her with Netflix & Chill.

Went to her crib during my business hours 11p-6a and she was a BEAST wit the shit :eek::yes:


In the morning when she got up to take a shower she left her purse on the dresser. So I looked in. Man this bitch had like $120 in all $20s.

I'm not trippin on anything it's just the fact that these hoes be having ulterior motives and that shit annoys me.

Aight my niggas. Rant over. I'll post up a pic when I get on the laptop.
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All them hoes know you a sucka, you never disappoint ole Ronnie Romance ass nigga.
 
You can't be talking like a playa calling the situation a smash and dash then be looking through her purse when she aint looking. That aint playa shit.
 
mcguyver said:
You can't be talking like a playa calling the situation a smash and dash then be looking through her purse when she aint looking. That aint playa shit.
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He was hurt because she had money on her just in case he pulled the "dam I forgot my wallet" :lol:
 
BeatDownRecords said:
All them hoes know you a sucka, you never disappoint ole Ronnie Romance ass nigga.
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That was funny.

However...

Ain't you married though fam?

You said you earn good money, why do you need a wife for?..

Nothing screams Ronnie Romance more than a married nigga. You can't even leave the house after 7pm without permission.

Bet you don't even have a prenuptial agreement. When she leave, she's taking 60%. You gonna be in the doghouse n' shit. Hellafied cigarettes and beer cans scattered around you.

She gonna be in your old house. With a new nigga. On your old sofa. With doughnuts and twizzlers. Because we both know she 5'4 210lbs.

My nigga BeatDownRecords. Simp Supreme Ent. lol

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mcguyver said:
You can't be talking like a playa calling the situation a smash and dash then be looking through her purse when she aint looking. That aint playa shit.
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Lil Jimmy hat might as well stole that. I would've. I don't have any respect for a skank. :cool:

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Coldchi said:
remix comin.....[emoji38]

Damn I wish I was at home at my computer right now.....lol
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That's why this forum need females.

I'd be funny if Lonestar29th emerged out of no where with a remix. [emoji38]

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2 ONE 3 said:
Got this 24 year old Liberian ucla law student just added to the team.


She been trying to get out & meet up for a few weeks, but the schedules didn't add up. She hits me wit "We can do something lowkey like ice cream the first time we go out"

Fasho... Cuz I'm not about to wine & dine when I'm only tryin to smash.

We agreed to meet after work Tuesday for some yogurt land. She hits me first saying she's running late...

She hits me again saying that she's starving and should she stop and grab food before we meet. "Should I just get in and out"

I told her yea...I had just ate like 30 mins prior and halfway didn't even wanna be out.

The bitch finally gets there, we get the yogurt...she then says she's still starving so I'm like aight. Let's hit Cabo Cantina. We go, she eats I get a couple beers and then the bitch has the nerve to give the food to a bum on the street. I'm not trippin cuz we are walking to the Parking garage and that's when I hit her with Netflix & Chill.

Went to her crib during my business hours 11p-6a and she was a BEAST wit the shit :eek::yes:


In the morning when she got up to take a shower she left her purse on the dresser. So I looked in. Man this bitch had like $120 in all $20s.

I'm not trippin on anything it's just the fact that these hoes be having ulterior motives and that shit annoys me.

Aight my niggas. Rant over. I'll post up a pic when I get on the laptop.
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You spent all of $30 and you're on here crying like a bitch.

Sent from my Nexus 7
 
Ionno, this seems like a "humble brag" situation, because what's the problem?

The broad is 24 and at UCLA law school cuz. If she's flaky, well most 24 year olds are.
 

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