BGOL TRUE confessions
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my junior year i knew this white girl in 10th grade who had very nice features,but sadly she had the mental capacity of a 9 yr old.. she always talked
about sex a lot,so i ended up smashing her on a dare
about sex a lot,so i ended up smashing her on a dare
aight yall not gonna believe this but
i met this chick last year. cute lil brown
skinned chick. sis was cool, came to the crib,
chilled out, grubbed, slept over, no fuckin tho.
but we convo'd most of the night. she even washed
my dishes and cleaned my bathroom.
now..about 2 weeks later she called me on a friday night.
when she called i was trying to get with another chic,
but brushed her off cuz i enjoyed the time
i spent with her. went and got her. back
at the crib we about to get it in,,,before she let me
put it in she sez, "let me hold like $300.00."
i knew this chick for like a month. i told her i didn't have it.
sis talkin about she needed money cuz she owed somebody
and they were after her. wtf! to be continued...
i met this chick last year. cute lil brown
skinned chick. sis was cool, came to the crib,
chilled out, grubbed, slept over, no fuckin tho.
but we convo'd most of the night. she even washed
my dishes and cleaned my bathroom.
now..about 2 weeks later she called me on a friday night.
when she called i was trying to get with another chic,
but brushed her off cuz i enjoyed the time
i spent with her. went and got her. back
at the crib we about to get it in,,,before she let me
put it in she sez, "let me hold like $300.00."
i knew this chick for like a month. i told her i didn't have it.
sis talkin about she needed money cuz she owed somebody
and they were after her. wtf! to be continued...
now it gets crazy...
five minutes later the chic sez, "oh, i gotta go."
i say, "now u want to leave? u could've said all
this on the phone so i could have told u no
earlier." i'm at my house. i'm like no is no.
fuck it i'll take her home, maybe i can catch up with
the other chic. i'm gettin dressed. she starts trying to
rush the kid talking bout, "i told u i had to go,
where your car keys at?!" grabbin on me and shit.
next...she whips out her cell and calls 9-1-1.
"9-1-1 i have an emergency"...i try to grab the phone.
i get it, she grabs my hand and starts biting the shit
out of my index finger. 1st impulse was to hit her but
i thought in the moment, (she just called the cops, i hit
this chick then i fuck around and get locked up.) so, this
crazy bitch is steady biting my shit. my finger was in her
mouth for about 2 minutes before i could get it out.
to be continued....
five minutes later the chic sez, "oh, i gotta go."
i say, "now u want to leave? u could've said all
this on the phone so i could have told u no
earlier." i'm at my house. i'm like no is no.
fuck it i'll take her home, maybe i can catch up with
the other chic. i'm gettin dressed. she starts trying to
rush the kid talking bout, "i told u i had to go,
where your car keys at?!" grabbin on me and shit.
next...she whips out her cell and calls 9-1-1.
"9-1-1 i have an emergency"
...i try to grab the phone.i get it, she grabs my hand and starts biting the shit
out of my index finger. 1st impulse was to hit her but
i thought in the moment, (she just called the cops, i hit
this chick then i fuck around and get locked up.) so, this
crazy bitch is steady biting my shit. my finger was in her
mouth for about 2 minutes before i could get it out.
to be continued....
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after i got my hand out, she fell.
i run down the steps and open the front door.
hold up i ain't leaving this chic in my house...
i run back up the steps.
the bitch opened the window and jumped through
the screen out my 2nd story window...yea wow.
i look out the window. the chick landed on the roof
of my downstairs kitchen, runs next door(across the roof).
the chick tries to jump off the roof but it was dark
and she didn't notice the awning on the end.
why did she fall through that shit and get stuck
so then she forced them big titties through the
awning and landed in my neighbors back yard.
she climbs the gate and runs through the alley.
i ain't seen the bitch since. i still got the phone tho.. lol
cops showed up..told them what happened and they ain't
even give a fuck. cops helped me out tho.
when we were in the backyard, my neighbors
came outside and somehow the story flipped into
oh somebody tried to break in and they fell through
your roof.
everybody i told this story sez the bitch must have been
on dust or an escapee from the looney bin.
fucked up cuz i had to go to emergency and get a shot
hoping the chick ain't have the heebee geebees.
crazy shit right.. this is a true confession and i got more.
dog watch who u bring in your house
i run down the steps and open the front door.
hold up i ain't leaving this chic in my house...
i run back up the steps.
the bitch opened the window and jumped through
the screen out my 2nd story window...yea wow.
i look out the window. the chick landed on the roof
of my downstairs kitchen, runs next door(across the roof).
the chick tries to jump off the roof but it was dark
and she didn't notice the awning on the end.
why did she fall through that shit and get stuck
so then she forced them big titties through the
awning and landed in my neighbors back yard.
she climbs the gate and runs through the alley.
i ain't seen the bitch since. i still got the phone tho.. lol
cops showed up..told them what happened and they ain't
even give a fuck. cops helped me out tho.
when we were in the backyard, my neighbors
came outside and somehow the story flipped into
oh somebody tried to break in and they fell through
your roof.
everybody i told this story sez the bitch must have been
on dust or an escapee from the looney bin.
fucked up cuz i had to go to emergency and get a shot
hoping the chick ain't have the heebee geebees.
crazy shit right.. this is a true confession and i got more.
dog watch who u bring in your house
Thanks for the comments, fam. It took some years before I could even write that shit down. Now I laugh. That's some mad funny simp shit right there.
I've got one last SHORTER story to share. This is a lesson to women that don't think that men can be faithful. This is also a lesson to men: Choose Wisely. If you're gonna love hard, make sure that you give that devotion to the RIGHT woman. Ladies, we really ARE like dogs. In the best sense of the analogy, when we're devoted, we're devoted all the way.
Story #3: The Threesome.
When I moved out to Los Angeles, you couldn't tell me NOTHING. It was all about me and my girl. We moved out here from DC, and no matter what happened, we'd stick through shit because we were built like that.
It didn't take long from living in Cali for her to get self-conscious. She was a thick girl because that's how we liked them in D.C. Out here, however, in the land of small women and Adonis-like men, she started feeling fat - and let me know it at every opportunity. No matter how passionately I'd assure her that I wasn't going anywhere, and that those porn bitches and model hoes couldn't replace what I had at home, she'd listen in one ear and believe the doubts in her mind with the other.
I'll admit that it didn't help things when I started working in porno. We needed money and the dot.com crash made that good video game money dry up, and I'm a hustla that's got to feed his woman, and TEMP jobs weren't doing it.
I'm living in the San Fernando Valley, and I needed work - NOW - so yeah, that's when I fell into Jake Steed's Productions.
By the time I was into production, everybody that knew me, and talent that worked for me, *knew* that I was incorruptible. I had a woman that I loved at home, and no matter the contemptuous things I had to see or do, I knew that coming home to my lady made it worth it.
Hell, people thought I was on some holy married shit. I'd always just smile when an actress would flirt (because I seemed to be in charge of a shoot), throw up my shoulders, and say, "Nah...i'm good. I just love my girl. It ain't you...it's just me."
That's how I saw things anyway.
At one point, I was given free reign to shoot what I wanted. We needed content, and I was as good as anybody else.
I started shooting masturbation and girl/girl scenes to fill up the website, and once while shooting Freaks #29, Tianna (I think that was her name) had been giving me subtle and then not so subtle hints all day.
Yes, i wanted to fuck the hell out of this chick. I'm still a man. [Its the chick standing next to Promise].
But I passed her off, falling on my line like I was pushing away ole Satan with a tattered bible. Anyway, that's what i put into my head that "a real man" does.
For the better part of a week, we'd been chasing after a gorgeous 'untouched' stripper, who'd never done a porno and would always scoff at the idea. So, when I got the go to use her in an online-only girl/girl scene, I was - literally - jumping off the walls.
My boss felt that we needed one more element, so he called Baby Doll from freaks #8, long retired from freak, to come and do the scene with the two girls.
So now the scene was a THREE GIRL scene. Baby Doll was a stunner, fam, and the exact type of beauty that you'd want on your arm...
So I rent a hotel room at the Sheraton in Woodland Hills, and unbelievably, the production is ALL in my hands. I'm the camera man, I'm the producer, I'm the fucking director, and I have a three horny women in a secluded hotel room and my SERIOUS weakness for girl/girl situations.
And for the love of everything, that girl from Freaks 30 has been flirting with me all evening.
If you can find it online, the scene was HOT as far as I'm concerned. While the stripper was experiencing mixed feelings from her first time with a girl, the other two didn't have ANY qualms continuing after the camera stopped rolling.
Real talk: I'm a fucking tent pole at this point. The stripper goes into the bathroom to shower after the scene is over, but the other two are licking and sucking on the bed as if they didn't give a damn if I'm paying them or not.
I am a fuckin' TENT Pole.
But I love my girl.
Freaks #30 looks up from eating the other girl's pussy, looks at me with those gorgeous cat-like eyes and says, "why you so far away over there? We're not going to bite you."
I can't even remember what i said to that, if I said anything at all.
Baby Doll from freaks #8 says, "You can come over here."
I stammered something about the girl in the shower, and Baby Doll said, "What about her? I want YOU to come over here."
My nigga.
I somehow made the decision to walk outside, downstairs, to the parking lot, sit in my car at 12 in the morning, call my girl on the phone and wake her up in the middle of the night. I was babbling about how much I loved her and how I just wanted to sit there and talk until that damned tent pole went away.
I must've been in that cramped car for two hours.
When I got back upstairs to the room, the girls were already asleep, the stripper was dressed. I packed up the lights and the equipment, got their releases, and didn't say shit to anybody.
*******
My girlfriend cheated and dipped out to her Irish boyfriend, now husband, not too long after that. She met that dude on a chat board..
...probably when i was working.
Moral to this story? If two fine women EVER ask you to have a threesome in a hotel room...
YOU DO IT!
It's easier to apologize with flowers later than holding your dick with regret.
Remind me to tell y'all the story one day of The Phone Number I Should've Kept. It's that cute sista on the bottom left of Freaks #30. That's a sad story, too. Let me tell you...
LMAAAAO
this would make a funny ass short film.
*Place marker for later reading*
damn, 2 and a half years later and im STILL finding crazy ass stories in here.
that twist at the end of sakinnuso's story made my eyes bug out so far they damn near knocked my glasses off.
that twist at the end of sakinnuso's story made my eyes bug out so far they damn near knocked my glasses off.
Yo I was asking myself why I post so much on BGOL and the answer was to get shit off my chest cuz in real life I serious as hell and silent and then I thought of this thread...it's like chicken soup for the soul so to speak...I said some shit in here that I had to come back and delete but it was good to get it off my chest in some way...1 of the realest threads ever
yep, its all about venting anonymously.
Happy New Years y'all.
Happy New Years y'all.
new year new experience
recently my cousin lost a bout with cancer
she had 3 children who were going to be orphaned if nobody in the family took them in (their father died in a car accident)
everyone in the family looks to me as the leader
none of my other family were willing to take in any, not all 3 but any of the kids
my cousin was in icu on life support in a coma.
they asked me if i wanted to pull the plug
i kept her alive for my own selfish reasons i think. i don't know i'm not too sure but that's what it feels like now.
i kept her on support for x amount of time hoping she'd pull through but honestly hoping she'd pull through so that she could have her children
she didn't make it, i pulled it.
i couldn't see my little cousins split up and family acted totally fucked up in this situation
now i have all 3 children.
from 0 to 3.
it's gonna be tough from here on out but i just can't let those kids get in the system and away from the family like that...even if the aunts and uncles who are married and have raised kids before didn't take them in.
gotta do what i gotta do
happy new year
recently my cousin lost a bout with cancer
she had 3 children who were going to be orphaned if nobody in the family took them in (their father died in a car accident)
everyone in the family looks to me as the leader
none of my other family were willing to take in any, not all 3 but any of the kids
my cousin was in icu on life support in a coma.
they asked me if i wanted to pull the plug
i kept her alive for my own selfish reasons i think. i don't know i'm not too sure but that's what it feels like now.
i kept her on support for x amount of time hoping she'd pull through but honestly hoping she'd pull through so that she could have her children
she didn't make it, i pulled it.
i couldn't see my little cousins split up and family acted totally fucked up in this situation
now i have all 3 children.
from 0 to 3.
it's gonna be tough from here on out but i just can't let those kids get in the system and away from the family like that...even if the aunts and uncles who are married and have raised kids before didn't take them in.
gotta do what i gotta do
happy new year
I think it's time to confess. When I was about 10 these two alley cats followed me home after school one day. Me and my cousin decided to let them follow us back to his crib. Anyways, my Uncle was a garbage man so he had all sorts of odd shit he would keep if found in the trash. He had one of those bear trap jawns. Anyways, we filled a bowl up with milk and placed it on the round trap part of the bear claw thing and watched one cat go in after the milk, that cat got crushed into two pieces. The other cat we filled a garbage can with water and and threw it in and put the top on it.
[hide]I think I may have gotten a BJ from a tranny.[/hide]
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This is exactly what happened to my family after my moms died, coma and all.
Well after she passed, we moved from Brooklyn to my aunt and uncle in Cali. They wound up being very abusive both physically and mentally.
I saw my tight knit family get torn apart and abused and being the Black sheep of the family I got it ten times worse than the rest.
This is one of the reason I decided to work and help children, for a while.
Recently I got to see the Uncle who abused me as a kid, and now that I am a man and him older, I could have whuped his ass, all around the block. But instead I felt pity towards the man, he could not look me in the eyes, but managed to apologize admiring to me that he was not ready for that big of a responsibility at the time. I since moved on, and as a man understand how tough it must have been on him (I wasn't even his flesh and blood) besides it was my fucked up aunt urging him to be fucked up, and he went with the flow. This is why, till this day I despise weak men who allow their womens to convince them to do fucked up things.
All I can say, is stay strong, and focus on the good times rather than what you feel you are missing out on, because kids can be fun, joyful and enrich your over all life.
Focusing on the good times is what got me over in Cali, because in-spite of the abuse, and bad moments, my time out there was some of the best times of my life.
Following through on principle and the fortitude to do the right thing, you get much respect man. Hope you have a blessed new year.
22 years ago my 24 year old sister had a baby girl.
i was a teenager, my sister worked LONG hours, and it fell on me to babysit, feed, wash, clean, cloth, and generally keep my niece alive.
as my niece grew our entire family pitched in to make sure she was guided well, mentored, tutored, and had all the chances to succeed in life.
she began fucking up about 6 years ago, but we all banded together to help her to rise.
a few days ago i opened a ********** thread by The Magnificent Butcher.
there my niece was with a mouth full of dick.
LOL...i KNEW one day i would see it, i was just wondering when.
yeah i'm a little fucked up over it, (she just left here btw) but she's still my niece.
hopefully i've scared her enough to keep her from doing any porn.
anyone else care to confess?
>>>here's<<< some porn if you need it.
is that the flick / pic of the person that you are referring to.... if not post the pic so we can have a look see......
the guy i get my broccoli from.... i fucked his wife......... i also cut his sons hair @ his house...... his wife be like
you just cut me off............ & then i be like
........ i never knew she was married..... & to top it all off..... while i was fuckin.... my dude was getting sucked off..... then we switched places......me & dude sit down & talk all the time about different shit..... i wish i knew..b4 it happened......she's pregnant again..
thats big.
The statute of limitations is about to run out on something I did in a matter of days...I was already "clear" of that shit basically since a potential witness had moved but it's still good to know it's "official"
aw man, it's only illegal if the dog tells on you.
The statute of limitations is about to run out on something I did in a matter of days...I was already "clear" of that shit basically since a potential witness had moved but it's still good to know it's "official"
u good. she's 17 now and that shit was years ago bro.
thank you ladytee, i feel the same about you. i hope he does. i'm not gonna give up or take it out on the kids though. i already love em and they look to me as a dad already...which is crazy to me. from single..to single dad or step dad or whatever i am with 3 school age children.
still surreal
thank you man
thank you sir
thank you man
hakyu sr
im sorry to read that man i'd never abuse them in any way. mentally or physically. i was fortunate enough to have my own place and big enough to house em so now they have their own rooms. i had to give up my lil mini studio/office but that's fine. i don't really look at it like im missing out on anything i guess its just a shock that the family that claims to be so close didn't step up
we went down to diego for christmas and we all hopped in the car and went on the road they had so much fun looking at everything and seeing the ocean and stuff. when we got there nobody in the family even mentioned or said thank you for taking in 3 kids... while you're single. i mean it was just shocking. and come to find out that i have power of attorney over most of my fam.. so if someone has a battle with anything and any medical decision, im the one who's gonna have to deal with it. i went through it with my father..now my cousin and in the future who knows. just a lot to take in. sure i had plans and steps i was going to take but the kids are too important to the whole family to let them be in that system. i know they'd wonder what was wrong with them when nothing was wrong with them just their adult family members. i never say an ill word about any of my family. i never cussed them out or put any type of negativity in their heads. the kids just lost their mom and the little girl that i now have is taking it harder than the two boys. she was fine during christmas but before and on the way home she was visibly upset.
i'm gonna try and bring them up right and prepare them for life. they'll always feel loved cause that's what i'm gonna do. i guess im meant to be their parent but like i said its still surreal. from 0 and a bachelor to 3 kids aged 3, 6, 8 in my custody.
i got this though i wont let any of the 4 of us fail.
might make some parenting help threads though so if you have advice PLEASE give it. least their potty trained!
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ha same shit!!!!! just thought of that
cept it was my cousin
im not married or a rich comedian
and its 2 boys and 1 girl
crazyness....i'm not gonna parent like him though haha
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