BGOL TRUE confessions

[Mello Mello]

@ ya'll trying to find the picture of Buk's niece. Ya'll wrong man.

 

[Darrkman]

bump cause this thread is comedy

 

[BigDaddyBuk]

okay...

so from like 1999 til 2006 i dated almost exclusively from women i met on the internet. i met my wife on the internet. met some cool dudes online as well. so meeting people in reality from being introduced to them on forums like this ain't nothin' to me.

so several months ago i realized this guy on synciti knew my high school girlfriend (she made a flick with the biggest drug dealers of that decade). he had a girlfriend, this is her pic:

okay, so he and his girlfriend are chatting all over synciti, and of course looking like that she gettin pm's all up the wazoo, and she's flirting with folks back n forth. i WOULDN'T flirt with her, cause she was comin off like a flake, and having dated A LOT from online i know a flake when i see one.

okay, so dude and his girl invite me to hang with them one day. i say cool, go to the restaurant, but only the dude is there. okay, so he calls chick, she gives him this rigamarole about her job, she can't leave, blah blah blah.

so dude is asking if i get so much play from women cause of how i look. long story short, there was a lot of shit that happened that was just ...wierd.

so i call my girl who knows him, and she hits me with this: the girl you've been talking to, the one who's been flirting with all the dudes on synciti, the one he called and she gave him some cockamamy story about why she couldn't show up...DOESN'T EXIST. IT'S HIM.

a lot of drama followed after that, which ended with him getting clowned and leaving the site.

so yeah.

Buk got tranny attacked in real life.

 

[BMG]

sheena was a man!

 

[therealjondoe]

okay...

so from like 1999 til 2006 i dated almost exclusively from women i met on the internet. i met my wife on the internet. met some cool dudes online as well. so meeting people in reality from being introduced to them on forums like this ain't nothin' to me.

so several months ago i realized this guy on synciti knew my high school girlfriend (she made a flick with the biggest drug dealers of that decade). he had a girlfriend, this is her pic:

okay, so he and his girlfriend are chatting all over synciti, and of course looking like that she gettin pm's all up the wazoo, and she's flirting with folks back n forth. i WOULDN'T flirt with her, cause she was comin off like a flake, and having dated A LOT from online i know a flake when i see one.

okay, so dude and his girl invite me to hang with them one day. i say cool, go to the restaurant, but only the dude is there. okay, so he calls chick, she gives him this rigamarole about her job, she can't leave, blah blah blah.

so dude is asking if i get so much play from women cause of how i look. long story short, there was a lot of shit that happened that was just ...wierd.

so i call my girl who knows him, and she hits me with this: the girl you've been talking to, the one who's been flirting with all the dudes on synciti, the one he called and she gave him some cockamamy story about why she couldn't show up...DOESN'T EXIST. IT'S HIM.

a lot of drama followed after that, which ended with him getting clowned and leaving the site.

so yeah.

Buk got tranny attacked in real life.

sheena was a man!

 

[HALO2]

I confess about lonestar29, I have been holding this in but I can't do it any longer. It's eating me up inside, I have to tell you all how I feel. I have to let someone know...BGOL...I feel that lonestar29 is one of he best blowjob artists in Texas. She is missing 2 teeth,her breath stinks and she has stretch marks the size of lane dividers. But her head game is not too bad. There I said it.....I feel great getting that off my chest.

 

[therealjondoe]

I confess about lonestar29, I have been holding this in but I can't do it any longer. It's eating me up inside, I have to tell you all how I feel. I have to let someone know...BGOL...I feel that lonestar29 is one of he best blowjob artists in Texas. She is missing 2 teeth,her breath stinks and she has stretch marks the size of lane dividers. But her head game is not too bad. There I said it.....I feel great getting that off my chest.

but she lives in canada

 

[HALO2]

but she lives in canada

I live in Detroit.

 

[therealjondoe]

I live in Detroit.

sucks for you

 

[BDR]

okay...

so from like 1999 til 2006 i dated almost exclusively from women i met on the internet. i met my wife on the internet. met some cool dudes online as well. so meeting people in reality from being introduced to them on forums like this ain't nothin' to me.

so several months ago i realized this guy on synciti knew my high school girlfriend (she made a flick with the biggest drug dealers of that decade). he had a girlfriend, this is her pic:

okay, so he and his girlfriend are chatting all over synciti, and of course looking like that she gettin pm's all up the wazoo, and she's flirting with folks back n forth. i WOULDN'T flirt with her, cause she was comin off like a flake, and having dated A LOT from online i know a flake when i see one.

okay, so dude and his girl invite me to hang with them one day. i say cool, go to the restaurant, but only the dude is there. okay, so he calls chick, she gives him this rigamarole about her job, she can't leave, blah blah blah.

so dude is asking if i get so much play from women cause of how i look. long story short, there was a lot of shit that happened that was just ...wierd.

so i call my girl who knows him, and she hits me with this: the girl you've been talking to, the one who's been flirting with all the dudes on synciti, the one he called and she gave him some cockamamy story about why she couldn't show up...DOESN'T EXIST. IT'S HIM.

a lot of drama followed after that, which ended with him getting clowned and leaving the site.

so yeah.

Buk got tranny attacked in real life.

 

[HALO2]

sucks for you

 

[itzmotto]

I put my baby moms onto lipstick alley and then she ended up fucking a dude on there .She was living with me at the time but we weren't together.Needless to say she wasn't living with me 2 weeks after i found out!!! Plus she caught the pimp hand

 

[FingersXG]

Buk got tranny attacked in real life.

 

[BDR]

I put my baby moms onto lipstick alley and then she ended up fucking a dude on there .She was living with me at the time but we weren't together.Needless to say she wasn't living with me 2 weeks after i found out!!! Plus she caught the pimp hand

@ your baby moms

and @ you frequenting lipstick ally

 

[chitownsfinest]

Just registed over there and dropped my 2 cents. Big ups to BUK for representing.

Why was a reading a story on Lipstick Alley, thinking it sounded real familiar. It took me about a quarter of the way thru to realize that I had wrote it about 8 months earlier.

-CTF

 

[SEXY_SCORPIO]

okay...

so from like 1999 til 2006 i dated almost exclusively from women i met on the internet. i met my wife on the internet. met some cool dudes online as well. so meeting people in reality from being introduced to them on forums like this ain't nothin' to me.

so several months ago i realized this guy on synciti knew my high school girlfriend (she made a flick with the biggest drug dealers of that decade). he had a girlfriend, this is her pic:

okay, so he and his girlfriend are chatting all over synciti, and of course looking like that she gettin pm's all up the wazoo, and she's flirting with folks back n forth. i WOULDN'T flirt with her, cause she was comin off like a flake, and having dated A LOT from online i know a flake when i see one.

okay, so dude and his girl invite me to hang with them one day. i say cool, go to the restaurant, but only the dude is there. okay, so he calls chick, she gives him this rigamarole about her job, she can't leave, blah blah blah.

so dude is asking if i get so much play from women cause of how i look. long story short, there was a lot of shit that happened that was just ...wierd.

so i call my girl who knows him, and she hits me with this: the girl you've been talking to, the one who's been flirting with all the dudes on synciti, the one he called and she gave him some cockamamy story about why she couldn't show up...DOESN'T EXIST. IT'S HIM.

a lot of drama followed after that, which ended with him getting clowned and leaving the site.

so yeah.

Buk got tranny attacked in real life.

 

[Leeeeeee]

I put my baby moms onto lipstick alley and then she ended up fucking a dude on there .She was living with me at the time(IF THIS?) but we weren't together.(THEN WHY THIS?) Needless to say she wasn't living with me 2 weeks after i found out!!! Plus she caught the pimp hand

 

[Darrkman]

okay...

so from like 1999 til 2006 i dated almost exclusively from women i met on the internet. i met my wife on the internet. met some cool dudes online as well. so meeting people in reality from being introduced to them on forums like this ain't nothin' to me.

so several months ago i realized this guy on synciti knew my high school girlfriend (she made a flick with the biggest drug dealers of that decade). he had a girlfriend, this is her pic:

okay, so he and his girlfriend are chatting all over synciti, and of course looking like that she gettin pm's all up the wazoo, and she's flirting with folks back n forth. i WOULDN'T flirt with her, cause she was comin off like a flake, and having dated A LOT from online i know a flake when i see one.

okay, so dude and his girl invite me to hang with them one day. i say cool, go to the restaurant, but only the dude is there. okay, so he calls chick, she gives him this rigamarole about her job, she can't leave, blah blah blah.

so dude is asking if i get so much play from women cause of how i look. long story short, there was a lot of shit that happened that was just ...wierd.

so i call my girl who knows him, and she hits me with this: the girl you've been talking to, the one who's been flirting with all the dudes on synciti, the one he called and she gave him some cockamamy story about why she couldn't show up...DOESN'T EXIST. IT'S HIM.

a lot of drama followed after that, which ended with him getting clowned and leaving the site.

so yeah.

Buk got tranny attacked in real life.

WOW WOW WOW!!!



Still you gotta watch the internet the anonymous aspect attracts the crazies like flies to shit.

 

[Darrkman]

@ your baby moms

and @ you frequenting lipstick ally

Never heard of lipstick ally until I read his post. That is not a site a man should ever know about of frequent. EVER!!!

 

[keysersoze]

lmaoooooo

 

[Big Tex]

I put my baby moms onto lipstick alley and then she ended up fucking a dude on there .She was living with me at the time but we weren't together.Needless to say she wasn't living with me 2 weeks after i found out!!! Plus she caught the pimp hand

@ your baby moms

and @ you frequenting lipstick ally

and @ you living with a bitch fucking the next man foor two weeks

 

[BigDaddyBuk]

I put my baby moms onto lipstick alley and then she ended up fucking a dude on there .She was living with me at the time but we weren't together.Needless to say she wasn't living with me 2 weeks after i found out!!! Plus she caught the pimp hand

DAYUM!

but on the real, if you weren't a couple, i don't know what kind of rule she violated.

 

[BigATLslim]

"Wit cha dog ass!"

I know, right? I understand the weakness for the chocolate though. It happens to the best of us.

I, am a person who displays very little emotion, ever. I have gotten into countless arguments about this with my wife, who on the other end of the emotional spectrum wears her emotions on her sleeve. But, as I've been told, the things that you don't see when I'm awake find their own way out when I sleep.

I toss in my sleep every night. The feelings that I never share, as some form of punishment for keeping them bottled up inside, poke and prod me as I try to rest. The longer it's been held inside me, the harder it hits. My wife has told me of times where she tried to console me in my sleep, only to be thanked by a vicious punch to the jaw. She knows that it is something I would never do to her while I was awake (unless she pulls her gun on me again.... that story is for another time), so it's forgiven. But she also understands that I carry a lot of things around with me, that I never take out on anyone and never clue anyone in to. With that said, the prologue is over.


Something I lose sleep over:


1992, early fall, 6th grade, 12 years old, oldest of 5 (baby brother would be born 2 years later). It was one of those rare 3-Way Check Days. And, by three way I mean my moms welfare check (it was the first, so she got about $450 in food stamps, plus cash), my dads workman's compensation check (another $300), and since my dad sold heavy work - it being the 1st - this was a very good day.

About 6 o'clock in the evening, my dad is preparing to leave to go play the lottery. The street number, like what you would see in a movie, except the numbers were based on the actual lottery, not say the last 3 digits of the volume on the NYSE that day. I used to go play them too on occasion, Shit, I still remember the numbers he played: 236, 734, (straight .10, box .25) and 23 and 73 parlayed (50 cents each), under the tag TR-1. The tags as you can guess served 2 purposes, first as a way of keeping track who hit, and second in case they got raided (which they never did, never got robbed either). Old man Lamont (cat who ran the store) always used to offer me a job, never did take him up on that though.

Around the same time, my mom was getting dressed to go to the store, it was check day so we wanted take out. We were all going to get cheesesteaks and cheese fries (my brother wanted regular french fries, didn't like the aftertaste of the cheesewhiz). My dad leaves first, but before he goes, he leaves me with a 120 pack, tells me to keep it in my pocket and sit by the window in my bedroom. That way, if we get raided I can just toss the shit out the window. But, of course, serve anyone who I know that comes by. But do not break it open for a muthafucka coming to get one, if he don't want at least 2 let that shit go.

Dad leaves, might be gone 90 seconds, Mom is on her way to the door when someone starts banging at the door. Right after the banging I hear it, "POLICE!!!" They force open the door, right as my mother is trying to open it. Now, right after I talked to my dad I went downstairs to mess with my sisters, so, when the cops come in, where am I, not by the window where he told me to be, I'm in the living room with $120 worth of coke in my jeans.

Years later, I learn what the cops did next was illegal (well, the less obvious part anyway), they searched me and my sisters. Law at the time, stipulated that to search a minor DHS needs to be present, DHS was not there. They pulled the work out of my pocket and as they did this I begged and pleaded with them to take me and leave my family alone. I will never forget this, these 2 motherfuckers, a white bitch and a black dude. I swear, the only things I can't remember are the date this happened and the names of these 2 bacon smelling cocksucking sons of bitches. I stood in my kitchen where they held me and I cried, I begged them to just take me. You have what you came for, leave my family alone. I hope that no one reading this knows this pain, realizing that your childhood is gone and becoming a man, doing something that no man should ever have to do, and then seeing after doing it that it was all for nothing.

They put the plastic cuffs on my self, and real cuffs on my mother. Put us in the back of different prisoner wagons*, and took us both to the 22nd district at 17th and Montgomery. By the time I was outside of my house though, the tears had turned to acceptance of what was happening, but I was not prepared at all for what would happen next.

I was put in a sweatbox for a few minutes, I was asked my name, and then put in a personal car and driven to a neighbors house on my block. The reason for this is in the official report of what happened that night, the pack was found on my mother. In the official report, none of the children were searched because no Department of Human Services employee was present. In the official report, my mother had marked bills in her pocket courtesy of someone she served that night, when in fact she served no one and the money she had came from the fucking 3-2 center at 21st and Lehigh! And the funny thing is, they came for my dad, and they drove right the fuck past him. He told me the next day that 12 police cars, lights and sirens came flying right by him down montgomery avenue as he was leaving the house.

My mother was charged (per the official report, of course) with possession and intent to distribute a controlled substance, plead guilty, and spent 4 months in jail for my mistake. None of my family see it this way though, not even my mom. However, that shit haunts me to this day, and always will.

I sent my mother to jail, that is my confession.



*prisoner wagon - A term I picked up from my police officer wife, I don't hate the people who do her job, I hate the people who abuse her job.

Man, my heart goes out to you. I hope this release helps. Bottling it up, and I understand why, just isn't healthy on so many levels.

in August of '08 my wife called me from work complaining of weakness in her legs and dizziness. she'd taken a pregnancy test and came up negative, so i told her to tell her colleagues and maybe they could help her. she decided to just soldier through it.

a few days later she woke up about 2 am complaining that she couldn't move. after a few moments she was able to get up and go to the bathroom. a few minutes later i heard what sounded like a sack of potatoes drop, so i asked her if she was okay. she responded, and soon came out from the bathroom, and proceeded to fall forward and landed flat on her face on the bed. if she hadnt taken those last few steps she would've face planted on the floor. at that point i decided she needed to go to the ER.

12 hours later, we're in her room after emergency surgery to remove her left fallopian tube. she had an ectopic pregnancy that ruptured causing her to lose a liter and a half of blood, which is why she was fainting. to those who don't know, that was almost lethal, and most ruptured ectopics cause death. if we waited it out another day or so my wife would've died.

so to everybody, appreciate your loved ones and enjoy your new year.

Man, I am glad she pulled through. When life and death have such that thin line between them, and you experience it first hand, you just start to see how fragile it can be.

 

[Afr0kan]

i rather not confess 2 anything! but shit you hold in does hurt overtime!!

 

[musicchick]

 

[LoneStar29]

but she lives in canada

That coon is OBSESSED with me smmfh


I wonder if Lipstick alley is a good site

 

[BigDaddyBuk]

That coon is OBSESSED with me smmfh


I wonder if Lipstick alley is a good site

yeah that shit came out of left field for NO cot damn reason.

he might be a stalker in real life, the weird motherfucker.

i think i'll go over to lipstick alley and steal one of their threads like they did to this one.

 

[KTD]

That coon is OBSESSED with me smmfh


I wonder if Lipstick alley is a good site

I'm puzzled at the amount of time he spends on the board. You would think a medical student would be too busy to keep up a steady post count.

 

[LoneStar29]

yeah that shit came out of left field for NO cot damn reason.

he might be a stalker in real life, the weird motherfucker.

i think i'll go over to lipstick alley and steal one of their threads like they did to this one.

Is Lipstick Alley any good???

Uuuuum they come over here??? SMMFH

I'm puzzled at the amount of time he spends on the board. You would think a medical student would be too busy to keep up a steady post count.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[BigDaddyBuk]

Is Lipstick Alley any good???

Uuuuum they come over here??? SMMFH

uh, i was turned on to a thread over there from ...well, never mind who told me, but it was about chicks confessing to fucking celebrities and the stories about the encounters...

after a good 5 minutes of hearts, smileys, ooh girls, and other vapid responses i bailed the fuck out of there like my nuts were on fire.

it might be okay to you...but i couldn't hang.

and yeah, some of em lurk here.

 

[LoneStar29]

uh, i was turned on to a thread over there from ...well, never mind who told me, but it was about chicks confessing to fucking celebrities and the stories about the encounters...

after a good 5 minutes of hearts, smileys, ooh girls, and other vapid responses i bailed the fuck out of there like my nuts were on fire.

it might be okay to you...but i couldn't hang.

and yeah, some of em lurk here.

Is it all girls or are there men there too?? Is it black people or a mix???

Edit: I see some familiar names on there ... damn some people join all sorts of diff message boards huh? And to think I was doing one at a time

Edit again: Damnit they only let you view their threads for like 2 minutes smh lmaooooooooo

 

[BigDaddyBuk]

okay, lets get a room. you know where.

 

[LoneStar29]

okay, lets get a room. you know where.

Oh ok my bad

 

[DollarDay]

man so much has changed since i posted in this thread... life is crazy man...

 

[yngceo]

This is one of my favorite threads ever. Great stories. Wow.