OK Fellas you got a chick coming thru....What's ya prep work???

I wonder what some of y'all gone do if she say she 5 minutes away and she want some dick? Hhahahha
 
Man most chics will wait around for you to get your 2nd wind...now if you don't get your 2nd wind up then that's on you...but if she get an attitude and leave before you can get your 2nd wind up then that's on her...shit I will keep it real and say there have been 2 occasions where I couldn't even get it up the 1st time to fuck those chics and the whole time they felt it was their fault...the 1st time the chic just hung w/ me all nite and it wasn't til the next morning my shit work...the other chic I left from out her spot but we made plans and met up again and had a good lil romp the 2nd time...y'all must be dealing w/ some fucked up ass uncompassionate chics that's quick to clown you over some bullshit...shit if a bitch make you cum quick she should be proud

On point.
 
laughing at yall saying <wash ya nuts> as if yall never do but hey to each is own...
Have protection..
Have a clean house..
Workout real quick..
Put it down..
but impressions is everything..make sure ya sex game is always right cuz your not just fucking her, women talk and we have the keys to open doors. keep in mind you fucking her, her best friend, her cousin, sister, maybe even her moms!
 
laughing at yall saying <wash ya nuts> as if yall never do but hey to each is own...
Have protection..
Have a clean house..
Workout real quick..
Put it down..
but impressions is everything..make sure ya sex game is always right cuz your not just fucking her, women talk and we have the keys to open doors. keep in mind you fucking her, her best friend, her cousin, sister, maybe even her moms!
If you take a shower in the morning, and the chick comes thru at night, your nuts are funky by then. Therefore another wash is needed.
 
Man most chics will wait around for you to get your 2nd wind...now if you don't get your 2nd wind up then that's on you...but if she get an attitude and leave before you can get your 2nd wind up then that's on her...shit I will keep it real and say there have been 2 occasions where I couldn't even get it up the 1st time to fuck those chics and the whole time they felt it was their fault...the 1st time the chic just hung w/ me all nite and it wasn't til the next morning my shit work...the other chic I left from out her spot but we made plans and met up again and had a good lil romp the 2nd time...y'all must be dealing w/ some fucked up ass uncompassionate chics that's quick to clown you over some bullshit...shit if a bitch make you cum quick she should be proud

get outta here!

what about her nut?

a philosophy like that will make a girl look elsewhere for the dick
 
get outta here!

what about her nut?

a philosophy like that will make a girl look elsewhere for the dick

Pretty much what Im sayin... If she likes you, then yeah she may not clown and will "work" with you. But if its on the fence, Im not takin any chances. If some dudes aint "disarming" before shorty comes over, cool. But sometimes you only get once to show what you workin with, best to come prepared...
 
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Oh ya'll are hi-larious LMAO

And I expect a man to nut quick the first round, I wont hold that against him ... but he HAS to make up for it in the 2nd round though
 
get outta here!

what about her nut?

a philosophy like that will make a girl look elsewhere for the dick

I don't mean all the time...ya if a dude come quick all the time then it's on him but a reasonable chic is not gonna go looking for dick elsewhere if the nigga cum quick once in a blue moon...and by quick I mean like around 10 minutes...not that 1 minute bullshit
 
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Nothing too fancy... make sure the crib is clean. Most definitely.. if you dont do anything else, make SURE the bathroom is spotless. I'm a neat freak when it comes to my crib anyways but a chick will inspect the hell out of your bathroom. And you know its almost a guarantee that she's going to go in there to clean up after sex so i'm always prepared in that department.

Shower..and then I have some oil that I buy from the indians in the underground called lick me all over. Man there's just something about that shit that puts a chick all the way in there when she comes in and that scent hits her nose.
 
I gotta get an enema. I fart and have a lot of gas, so if my insides are cleaned out I don't worry about ruining everything. So my balls and ass have to be clean. :hmm:
 
I don't mean all the time...ya if a dude come quick all the time then it's on him but a reasonable chic is not gonna go looking for dick elsewhere if the nigga cum quick once in a blue moon...and by quick I mean like around 10 minutes...not that 1 minute bullshit

ok...i can feel u on that:yes:
 
i get rid of that first nut... cuz i like to last at least 15-20 minutes ... and i know with my equipment ... that if i can make it passed the first 2-3 minutes ... i can last at least that long ..

my ego ... messes with me ... in this area ... i don't wanna be "that dude" ... i can't even front ...

it doesn't matter if she's a one night stand, jumpoff, girlfriend, whatever ...

its one of the things i'm insecure about ...

Fuck being that dude i wanna nut quick but can't. Them the hoes emotions be all fucked up like 'what's the problem?!?, you dont want me?' blah blah.
 
1.Rub one out
2.Shower
3.Shave
4.Brush my teeth and use some mouthwash
5.Put on some deodorant and cologne
6.Put on some fresh clothes
7.Make sure my apartment is tidy
8.Make sure I have a few different kinds of drinks

this

and

9. some form of entertainment ready when needed (music, movies, and so on...)
 
Yall ninjas got rituals like a mofo!!! GYATTTTTTDAYUMMM!!

Mannnnn, when a chick is comin thru, I don't do shit. She's comin to MY crib to be in MY element. Why would I wanna go change my routine?

Like alotta yall, my crib STAYS ready. I can't stand a fonky ass crib. I don't care how expensive it is. If it's nasty, it ain't shit...and ladies usually like to feel comfortable at ya crib...especially the bathroom.

Another thing I do..ok, I gotta lil stuff I do :D I check for hairs, earrings, etc. that I may have overlooked, previously. I don't have a problem with weaves, BUT..WEAVES SHED LIKE A MOFO. I've found clumps of weave hair, all over my crib. That shit is like tumbleweeds. Gotta check for it.

What I don't do is cook for em. I do it for ME...they just reap the benefits. I'll throw a piece of fish or something on the grill, veggies or salad...maybe another side...booya! Baby starts takin her OWN damn clothes off. :lol:

The last thing is the dranks. My bar is ready, as well. I usually keep a few bottles of wine, a bottle of champagne, and most other types of liquor and mixers. I drink good shit, so..if she's comin over, so does she.

After that, HAVE FUN!:dance:
 
Yall ninjas got rituals like a mofo!!!
What I don't do is cook for em. I do it for ME...they just reap the benefits. I'll throw a piece of fish or something on the grill, veggies or salad...maybe another side...booya! Baby starts takin her OWN damn clothes off. :lol:

This cat said "booya!" :lol:

Ain't mad at ya playa :dance:
 
1000% cosign!!!

I like when she's fresh out the shower, too. All she needs to smell like is a good body wash. I hate when she feels the need to wear heavy perfumes and lotion. Then you kiss her neck, and all you taste is alcohol. And stop putting powder between your titties. That shit is so unnecessary.




Chick: but Mr. Del, I just showered... 2 hours ago. :D

Mr. Del: :hmm:

Mr. Del: Matter ofact, let me shower with you so I can make sure you're doing it right.
 
Negro please. You know nothing about this chic and you laying out the red carpet for her on her first trip over to the crib?! :smh:

A good chic will have some alcohol in her hand as she walks through the door, and will let you know she's ready within say, 30 minutes. Actually she'll be the one to do most of the work. I dunno, I don't deal with the high-schoolers like some of y'all, I deal with the sexy and mature crowd.

Please refer to the original thread....

"When you have that new chick, chick you bang occasionally, or your weekly jumpoff!! What do you do before the come thru?"

Where are you getting knowing nothing about out of that?
NO chick will come to my crib that I know nothing about....
A good cooked meal, isn't exactly what I'd call "the red carpet"
I guess a 10 piece with six bisquits is more your speed.
Now any chick that YOU don't know, coming to your door with alcohol in her hand and is ready in 30 minutes .... sounds like a hoe on the go...That's the kind that would never set entry in my crib bro.
 
I wonder what some of y'all gone do if she say she 5 minutes away and she want some dick? Hhahahha

:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

implode. and these niggas get hoes?

:lol::lol::lol:


Sheeeit! Order a pizza, put some cheap liquor in a grey goose bottle...guaranteed win!!

:lol::lol::lol:

Man, I had bought some cheap ass Tequila which I normally don't do, but did this time, put that shit in a shot glass and ol girl was like "oooohhhh some Patron", after she sipped it, and I just went with the flow...:lol::lol::lol:
 
let me put ya'll up on some game ...... if a new chick is coming over make sure you have

coffee - from experience coffee drinkers need coffee in the morning ,after her coffee she is a different person

hair wrap /doo rag - ladies spend a lot of money on their hair
and wrap it at night to maintain the style


scented candles /febreze - febreze your sheets and light some candles throughout your crib

extra toothbrush - self explanatory

free Game from your Boy
 
let me put ya'll up on some game ...... if a new chick is coming over make sure you have

coffee - from experience coffee drinkers need coffee in the morning ,after her coffee she is a different person

hair wrap /doo rag - ladies spend a lot of money on their hair
and wrap it at night to maintain the style


scented candles /febreze - febreze your sheets and light some candles throughout your crib

extra toothbrush - self explanatory

free Game from your Boy

Man....You just setting these youngin's up for a world of hard times and heartache. Imagine handing a bitch a hair wrap that another girl has worn!
"Here you go, I get so much ass here that I have a sally's beauty supply under the counter"
You can't be serious?:lol::lol::lol::lol:

I'll co-sign the toothbrush but it's IMPERATIVE it's still in the packaging. A toothbrush without the packaging will be found and start an unnecessary convo about why there is 2. Trust me Folk.
 
The worst part about fucking with bad bitches!! They have no fuxking place to go until night fall...

Lived alone for the past 8 yrs... Bitches bring "over night bag" with a months worth of shit in it....:lol::lol::lol::lol:

this...all day...if you have a tight, clean spot...forget about women leaving...
 
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