I may be a little slow, but what does the pre-sex workout do? Is it about incresing blood circulation? And if it is, would the effects really last that long into the date?
OK Fellas you got a chick coming thru....What's ya prep work???
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Some of you dudes... 
Your responses tell on yaselves as to whether you have a constant supply or if droughts are a regular thing.
Crib should always be clean, or at the point where it only takes 5 minutes to straighten up.
Y'all dudes ain't learned control yet?
Negro please. You know nothing about this chic and you laying out the red carpet for her on her first trip over to the crib?!
A good chic will have some alcohol in her hand as she walks through the door, and will let you know she's ready within say, 30 minutes. Actually she'll be the one to do most of the work. I dunno, I don't deal with the high-schoolers like some of y'all, I deal with the sexy and mature crowd.
Your responses tell on yaselves as to whether you have a constant supply or if droughts are a regular thing.Crib should always be clean, or at the point where it only takes 5 minutes to straighten up.
I don't have random women come over to my house. I prefer to take this show on the road. It is far easier to extricate yourself from a late night intrigue at a woman's house in the wee hours than it is to eject her from yours. Believe that!
Y'all dudes ain't learned control yet?
good food, is first! It breaks the ice, and prepares them for the alcohol....
hook up a high content pre-mixed drink with gingerale and fresh fruit in it! keep ti refrigerated and in a nice looking glass pitcher
Good music and take it from there...
Negro please. You know nothing about this chic and you laying out the red carpet for her on her first trip over to the crib?!
A good chic will have some alcohol in her hand as she walks through the door, and will let you know she's ready within say, 30 minutes. Actually she'll be the one to do most of the work. I dunno, I don't deal with the high-schoolers like some of y'all, I deal with the sexy and mature crowd.
I may be a little slow, but what does the pre-sex workout do? Is it about incresing blood circulation? And if it is, would the effects really last that long into the date?
I dont' know, but it seems like everytime I hit some pushups before I hit the ass, it puts me in beast mode. plus, if I do it t right like 5-10 mins before she comes, it usually makes me look swole as hell.
i dont do enough where Im too tired to fuck, but just enough to get the heart rate up
ya'll kats are doing way too much for these chicks,,, just clean your crib & wash your ass,,, that's it!,,, ya'll are trying to adjust the lighting, ordering food & wearing smokers jackets & shit,,, when chicks peep desperation, they are not gonna fuck you,,, & ya'll kats jacking off before company comes over, really need counseling
For real...got me wondering what part of the game am I missing.
That shit never even crossed my mind before..
If I was to rub one out..I think might tell the chick to stay home..
Can't front I have been known to have some grub and drinks ready though..
Thhis cat said chocolate,ole WILLY WONKA ass nukka
.But real talk, sometimes I jack before a chick comes over so that I can put the pussy to sleep the first go round
That's what I'm saying.
And what y'all mean you can't last with the 1st nut?
If you bust off, wait 10 mins then get crackin' once again!
But there's no way I'm wasting the 1st nut on my fucking palm. Defeats the purpose of having her over.
c/s dudes telling on themselves and don't even know it ...... I could give some tips to help but I'm a lowly 15 day trial member lol
my crib is never messy. My sheets damn sure isn't dirty. I like to be fresh out of the shower. That's about it. We can order a pizza or something doubt if I cook for her. Throw in some movie. Already have different playlist for music. Usually if a girl gets full and gets sleepy from watching a movie she wants to stay the night. Fuckin all night.
CSI my place, check the couch, bed, bathroom for any stray female hairs, scrunchies, earings, etc...or any other forms of DNA. 
completely clean the bathroom and make sure everything is shiny. Change sheets on bed, wipe down the couch and wash any dishes.
Sweep and mop (barefoot fucking + clean floor = OK for the bed).
Light some scented candles around the apartment, leave the biggest one in safe place in the bedroom. This will provide just enough light to see exactly what you want to see.......and no leopard booty.
lite workout and stretch, get my blood pumping, legs and hips ready to avoid cramping.
Eat some fruit (you never know if the girl ate already/not hungry but you need your energy and you don't want to eat food that'll leave your breath funky. Take some vitamins and drink water (but not too much, you'll get the urge to piss at the wrong time)
completely clean the bathroom and make sure everything is shiny. Change sheets on bed, wipe down the couch and wash any dishes.
Sweep and mop (barefoot fucking + clean floor = OK for the bed).
Light some scented candles around the apartment, leave the biggest one in safe place in the bedroom. This will provide just enough light to see exactly what you want to see.......and no leopard booty.
lite workout and stretch, get my blood pumping, legs and hips ready to avoid cramping.
Eat some fruit (you never know if the girl ate already/not hungry but you need your energy and you don't want to eat food that'll leave your breath funky. Take some vitamins and drink water (but not too much, you'll get the urge to piss at the wrong time)
I think some of you cats are leaving out the part where you run to the ATM to make sure her "donation" is ready.
not saying its impossible....but you're saying you aint never had a bitch make you bust a quick one?
da fuck outta here! every guy has had at least one.
If thats not you...then either you fuck a lot of loose pussy bitches, them bitches wack at what they do, or maybe you were taking breaks to gather yourself while fucking.
but like i said...every nigga then had a few of em that made them bust off a quick one.
I aint gone even front and act like im some mighty mouse ass nigga.
i fuck with some skilled bitches that can drain any nigga in no time.
w/ they mouth, Pussy and asshole
i love it!
love the challenge
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I had one in my whole life, and that's because her cooch was dry and tight. It was ALL friction. Painful even. Needless to say, I stopped fuckin her. Hey, everybody's rituals are different. I'm just laughing at ya'll niggas, but who the fuck am I anyway?
this nigga here......
not saying its impossible....but you're saying you aint never had a bitch make you bust a quick one?
da fuck outta here!
every guy has had at least one.
If thats not you...then either you fuck a lot of loose pussy bitches, them bitches wack at what they do, or maybe you were taking breaks to gather yourself while fucking.
but like i said...every nigga then had a few of em that made them bust off a quick one.
I aint gone even front and act like im some mighty mouse ass nigga.
i fuck with some skilled bitches that can drain any nigga in no time.
ya'll kats are doing way too much for these chicks,,, just clean your crib & wash your ass,,, that's it!,,, ya'll are trying to adjust the lighting, ordering food & wearing smokers jackets & shit,,, when chicks peep desperation, they are not gonna fuck you,,, & ya'll kats jacking off before company comes over, really need counseling
ya'll kats are doing way too much for these chicks,,, just clean your crib & wash your ass,,, that's it!,,, ya'll are trying to adjust the lighting, ordering food & wearing smokers jackets & shit,,, when chicks peep desperation, they are not gonna fuck you,,, & ya'll kats jacking off before company comes over, really need counseling
Funny but true. Keep it simple. Just remember to always keep a tidy home. You never know when something might pop off. Most times, they don't care and will clean up for you after you smash.
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Concoct a strategy to get them out when I'm done. Cat's who live alone will co-sign. Bitches don't ever want to leave when you have your own place
Other than that and the obvious, Gotta have a spotless bathroom.
The worst part about fucking with bad bitches!! They have no fuxking place to go until night fall...
Lived alone for the past 8 yrs... Bitches bring "over night bag" with a months worth of shit in it....
Wash your ass and nutz, have some food coming...if she a jump off you dont need to cook shit. Shit, tell HER ass to stop at Wendys or somthing. Maybe a movie. Clean your place, not detail, just push shit under the bed or in a closet or down the basement stairs or the back yard........and a video camera.
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im a dirty lil kid, the most i might do is wash my balls and thats if i want head.
ya'll kats are doing way too much for these chicks,,, just clean your crib & wash your ass,,, that's it!,,, ya'll are trying to adjust the lighting, ordering food & wearing smokers jackets & shit,,, when chicks peep desperation, they are not gonna fuck you,,, & ya'll kats jacking off before company comes over, really need counseling
Basically...that's the point of her coming over...cats worried they gonna bust too fast smh
Fair enough...everyone is different...if I jack off tho I'd get tired and wanna sleep...different for me getting that nut off by myself vs. having her get that nut off for me
Hahaha you right about that one time I sprayed that shit on a shirt for work cuz I was running late and a few coworkers said I smelled nice...I thought they was being sarcastic but they really like that shit
No offense brother but you are really corny.When a chick tells you she is coming thru,you put getting a box of chocolates on your "to do list".?
Chics like candy...I have 2 candy bowls that I try to keep filled on my coffee table...Hershey's and Jolly Ranchers!
That's true in case I have to take a shit after dinner...good call!
Some of you dudes...
Crib should always be clean, or at the point where it only takes 5 minutes to straighten up.
Dudes is talking bout vacuum every room drain the gutters mow the lawn paint the fence
not saying its impossible....but you're saying you aint never had a bitch make you bust a quick one?
da fuck outta here! every guy has had at least one.
If thats not you...then either you fuck a lot of loose pussy bitches, them bitches wack at what they do, or maybe you were taking breaks to gather yourself while fucking.
but like i said...every nigga then had a few of em that made them bust off a quick one.
I aint gone even front and act like im some mighty mouse ass nigga.
i fuck with some skilled bitches that can drain any nigga in no time.
w/ they mouth, Pussy and asshole
i love it!
love the challenge
Man most chics will wait around for you to get your 2nd wind...now if you don't get your 2nd wind up then that's on you...but if she get an attitude and leave before you can get your 2nd wind up then that's on her...shit I will keep it real and say there have been 2 occasions where I couldn't even get it up the 1st time to fuck those chics and the whole time they felt it was their fault...the 1st time the chic just hung w/ me all nite and it wasn't til the next morning my shit work...the other chic I left from out her spot but we made plans and met up again and had a good lil romp the 2nd time...y'all must be dealing w/ some fucked up ass uncompassionate chics that's quick to clown you over some bullshit...shit if a bitch make you cum quick she should be proud
co-fucking-sign.
all that extra shit is too much for some pussy. think about all the chicks you ran to. did they clean the house before you came through? no. all these homegrown clips of people fucking in dirty rooms, livingrooms, bathrooms.......
don't do any extra shit.
keep it consistently inconsistant
Concoct a strategy to get them out when I'm done. Cat's who live alone will co-sign. Bitches don't ever want to leave when you have your own place
Other than that and the obvious, Gotta have a spotless bathroom.
See, thats why 8 times out of 10 I don't bring chicks to my house.
Matter of fact, I've only brought 3 actual girlfriends to my place, and I've been living here over ten years.
I like when she's fresh out the shower, too. All she needs to smell like is a good body wash. I hate when she feels the need to wear heavy perfumes and lotion. Then you kiss her neck, and all you taste is alcohol. And stop putting powder between your titties. That shit is so unnecessary.
Chick: but Mr. Del, I just showered... 2 hours ago.
Mr. Del:
Mr. Del: Matter ofact, let me shower with you so I can make sure you're doing it right.
imagine what theyll do for there wives... them niggas aint ever getting married. what broads would some man that does all that just to get a piece of ass? doing summer salts and putting pussy on a pedastool will always make these guys lose.
Concoct a strategy to get them out when I'm done. Cat's who live alone will co-sign. Bitches don't ever want to leave when you have your own place
Other than that and the obvious, Gotta have a spotless bathroom.
Aint that the truth.
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