Jesus was gay...

[Costanza]

who was this "yahweh" character on bgol?

The good Lord would be disgusted by this thread if He still posted here. Honestly, I wouldn't have dared to post it if He were still around. If He ever returns online to His chosen board, I'm deleting this thread and pleading for forgiveness.

 

[actinanass]

You might as well just come out the closet, following Elton John with your gay ass.

damn I'm going to have to agree with halo on this...

 

[Costanza]

damn I'm going to have to agree with halo on this...

Yeah, logging onto Yahoo.com and seeing that story on the front page constitutes "following Elton John."

You're no smarter on this board than on the political board and your opinion is worth about as much as the fake med student's meaningless opinion. If I could prove Jesus was black, you'd both enroll in anti-christ training courses.

Do you love that Jesus guy above all women?

 

[da_monumental_1]

Well, there was that naked dude that ran away in the Garden of Gethsemane.

 

[Midnight Studio Comics]

IM going in--- fuck it!!

Man, yall trip to much on god and jesus, if you dont believe thats fine. I cant make you or force you, but your no better than them country white hicks or them uppty white fucks that call you ******. Real talk, u keep makin fun of what a majortity of humanity believes in, and see where you end up at the end of your human cycle.

 

[Costanza]

Six one star votes, Butthurt for Jesus is in full effect...

 

[Costanza]

IM going in--- fuck it!!

Man, yall trip to much on god and jesus, if you dont believe thats fine. I cant make you or force you, but your no better than them country white hicks or them uppty white fucks that call you ******. Real talk, u keep makin fun of what a majortity of humanity believes in, and see where you end up at the end of your human cycle.

That was going in???

"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform (or pause and reflect)."
-- Mark Twain

@ this dude comparing making fun of Christianity to racism. The commonality ends with your feelings being hurt. Christianity is the majority religion and one of the major causes of death in world history not far behind racism. Minority racial groups are more analogous to the victims of Christianity than the motherfuckers who took over the world. Of course, you're probably too busy praying to white Jesus to realize the obvious overlaps and parallels.

I might look down on you for your stupidity, which is totally within your control, but that's nothing at all like "uppty white fucks" who hate you for your race, which is totally out of your control.

I'm not at all eager to be like the rest of humanity... Real talk.

 

[Dert Bagg]

Question for those offended by this who believe that Jesus is God:

If Jesus returned and said for the next 7 years yall need to prove your faith and devotion by sucking dicks through the tribulation, would/could you say no?

I mean he works in mysterious ways and shit. He always has a plan. He is the source of morality... And on what grounds would you reject this test of your faith? Seems like anybody who submits to the authority of a being like this, is merely one request away from being a homo any way... You guys would eat Jesus's ass if he asked you to.

 

[Costanza]

Question for those offended by this who believe that Jesus is God:

If Jesus returned and said for the next 7 years yall need to prove your faith and devotion by sucking dicks through the tribulation, would/could you say no?

I mean he works in mysterious ways and shit. He always has a plan. He is the source of morality... And on what grounds would you reject this test of your faith?

Good question...

 

[Costanza]

Seems like anybody who submits to the authority of a being like this, is merely one request away from being a homo any way... You guys would eat Jesus's ass if he asked you to.

I responded before the edit... But if homosexuality is wrong because God says so, it certainly stands to reason that heterosexuality would be wrong if God said so and if God wanted Jesus eaten in a form other than the Eucharist, a believer would have no other choice than to gleefully follow God's plan.

 

[Dert Bagg]

Good question...

And it will never be answered here.

I responded before the edit... But if homosexuality is wrong because God says so, it certainly stands to reason that heterosexuality would be wrong if God said so and if God wanted Jesus eaten in a form other than the Eucharist, a believer would have no other choice than to gleefully follow God's plan.

God has previously made infanticide moral in furtherance of His plan. Ritual sodomy as a tenet of a new end-times covenant with his flock would be nothing to him.

 

[SKATTA]

Another classic thread.

funny shyt indeed.



yall scaring the jesus boys.

 

[mike123]

i wonder what yahweh thinks about this........

 

[mike123]

The good Lord would be disgusted by this thread if He still posted here. Honestly, I wouldn't have dared to post it if He were still around. If He ever returns online to His chosen board, I'm deleting this thread and pleading for forgiveness.

Six one star votes, Butthurt for Jesus is in full effect...

That was going in???

"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform (or pause and reflect)."
-- Mark Twain

@ this dude comparing making fun of Christianity to racism. The commonality ends with your feelings being hurt. Christianity is the majority religion and one of the major causes of death in world history not far behind racism. Minority racial groups are more analogous to the victims of Christianity than the motherfuckers who took over the world. Of course, you're probably too busy praying to white Jesus to realize the obvious overlaps and parallels.

I might look down on you for your stupidity, which is totally within your control, but that's nothing at all like "uppty white fucks" who hate you for your race, which is totally out of your control.

I'm not at all eager to be like the rest of humanity... Real talk.

Hommie actually tried to make it seem like followin the crowd was the smart an wise thing to do. Funny and sad at the same time

 

[naturalistic]

I was thinking today, had Tiger Woods been gay, would they be tearing this black man down like they are doing before the world.

You might think what i'm talking about has no bearings on the topic in hand but think about it.

Tiger Woods like Michael Jackson as risen to the dizzying heights as a black man whereby they are world renowned for ability. What do you do with that ? you destroy their character, but to what end ? so that historically they will not be remembered for achievement but for also for their undoings.

Had Tiger Woods be coming out the gay world would have embraced him and the whole spin on what we are seeing going down would be different.

Now back to gay ass Elton John, talking on Jesus being gay. Right now I believe even Jesus himself is laughing at this bald headed, possibly incontinent man. Its their time leave them too it.

 

[hussla's paradice]

wow.... speechless

 

[bearh420]

This one broad I was trying to fuck told me that Jesus was her boyfriend.

bitch i knew said she was god, i told her to make it snow.
her: its snowing somewhere
me: Naw! make it snow out this window.
her: i cant do it right now.
me: Duh bitch, u aint god!!!

 

[(0_0)..l.. finger]

Let talk about something that nobody want to hear and this is a FACT



When Christians defend their reiglion by using the King james version, they never talk about what kind of person King james was, but I will today. He was Homosexual and need to be thanks for re-writing the Bible. Any serious biography of King James I of England will talk about his homosexuality. He was completely open about it. Sources include the reports of foreign ambassadors, such as the Spanish ambassador writing home to say "the king goes to Newcastle today, much as another monarch went to Capri." Of course, you have to know about Tiberias at Capri to understand
that. The printing of the King James Bible was sponsored by King James I of England. Until the printing of this version the scriptures were ". . . practically unknown either to clergy or to people." (1) In 1522 William Tindale, an Oxford scholar, considered translating the Bible into English. He met resistance and was exiled to Germany.

In 1525 the New Testament, partially translated by Tindale, was printed in Cologne. During the same year 6,000 copies of the Testament were smuggled into England. By the authority of the church they were publicly burned. The Bible was the first book ever to be banned in England. (2) Driven from town to town William Tindale was eventually strangled in 1536 and his body burned.
Mary Queen of Scotts, the mother of James I and a devout Catholic, had commanded "that no manners of persons presume to bring into this real any messages., books, paper, etc. in the name of Martin Luther, John Calvin, Miles Coverdale, Erasmus, Tyndale etc. or any like books containing false doctrines against the Catholic faith".


The Puritans complained to King James that the Bible available to them, the Douay version, was corrupt and begged for a new translation. King James complied and in 1611 the first printing was completed


At the age of thirteen James fell madly in love with his cousin Esmé Stuart whom he made Duke of Lennox. James deferred to Esmé to the consternation of his ministers. In 1582 James was kidnapped and forced to issue a proclamation against his lover and send him back to France.

Despite his homosexual activities James later fell in love with and married Anne of Denmark with whom he had seven children.
NOTES:
1. William Tindale's Impact on the Translation of the King James Bible, by Pathricia Samuels.
2. The Bible Banned, THE FILE ROOM, Muntadas and Randolph Street Gallery.
3. King James I of Scotland and England, by Brian Barrow


King James was affectionately called "Queen James" by his friends. Being gay himself, he would know if the Hebrew and Greek condemned homosexuality

If indeed homosexuality was to be condemned Thomas Moore used the word "invert" in 1533. "Invert" was one of the words used to denote homosexuality. So by the time of the writing of the King James version there were several words in use which would have condemned homosexuality. They WERE NOT used! Ask yourself: If there were plain and simple words to mean homosexuality why weren't they used? Simply because homosexuality was not the issue in these passages that the religious right use. Almost every biblical scholar today will agree on that point. (hmmmmmmmmmmm)


Some Christians however attack these facts and suggest that since King James was such a good Christian, he could not possibly be a homosexual.
(But facts is facts)

Other interesting research I mostly agree with.....

1. The Hebrew Old Testament clearly indicates that King David had a sexual relationship with Jonathan, the son of King Saul.

2. The Hebrew Old Testament clearly documents a sexual relationship between the prophet Daniel and a man named Ashpenaz, and indicates that God put Daniel into that relationship.

3. Much to the embarrassment of the Vatican, the Catholic Boswell has uncovered proof that, up until the fourteenth century, the church was routinely performing wedding ceremonies for same-sex couples.

4. The social tides in Europe began to turn against homosexuality around the thirteenth century. Up until that time, there was no organized opposition to homosexuality, either from society or from the church.

5. The religious tide did not turn against homosexuals until after the social tides. The change in society's attitude toward homosexuals was the only reason the church stopped marrying them and began to persecute them.

6. Boswell found that same-sex marriage continued in certain parts of eastern Europe until the nineteenth century, and that in a few villages, they still continue.

7. King James, who ordered the English translation of the Bible which bears his name, was a homosexual, a fact of which the translators were well aware. This fact displeased them, but since he was the king, they could not express their displeasure openly. Although on the surface, they were careful to be certain that their translation flattered and pleased the king, they also used it to attack him in a way he could not fight.

8. There is absolutely no condemnation of homosexuality in the Hebrew Old Testament.

10. There is absolutely no condemnation of homosexuality in the Greek New Testament.

11. All English translations (one of the earliest being 1611 AD, more than 200 years after the social tide turned against homosexuals, and more than 100 years after the church stopped performing most homosexual weddings) have been deliberately mistranslated to make it appear that God condemned homosexuality.

12. The Hebrew and Greek scriptures never connected Soddom and Gomorrah with homosexuality. The idea that those cities were destroyed for homosexuality is a man-made notion and is unsupported by scriptures.

13. The Greek New Testament, while not condemning homosexuality, does forbid people to attempt to alter their sexual orientation.

14. Both the Greek and Roman Empires considered exclusive heterosexuality and exclusive homosexuality to be abnormal. They believed that all people should be bisexual.






King James was a fag. How can you advocate a Bible that was translated by a faggot

 

[FatboySimms]

^^^^^^^^^^^

 

[DreDee]

Yep, he's right about that....King James was a straight up fag no arguing that one.

 

[The L7]

Not by a ratio of 12:1...

Now we know why he called Peter his "rock"...

 

[clayizaiken]

ninjas act like King James was the only translation of the Bible.

 

[(0_0)..l.. finger]

^^^^^^^^^^^

Yep, he's right about that....King James was a straight up fag no arguing that one.

People in this thread is laughing, but I'm dead ass serious. Go to the libery and look it up for yourself. I only deal with facts not feelings.......

 

[naturalistic]

Did King James write the Bible ?

King James ordered that the bible be translated right ?

You can only translate something from something that already exists right ?

King James did not translate the bible himself, 70 or so men did the translation.

Was King James a homosexual, maybe he was, but then what bearing does that have upon the bible itself, which despite all you have posted still says

"It is an abomination for mankind to lay with mankind".

King James should have had that verse removed, or maybe because Jesus said, Heaven and earth will pass but his word shall not pass away, why maybe it still remains.

I don't defend King James, he was a man with flaws like all other men. If he was homosexual then he going to hell no exceptions, king or no king. Theres nothing to defend.

 

[The L7]

People in this thread is laughing, but I'm dead ass serious. Go to the libery and look it up for yourself. I only deal with facts not feelings.......

No it's true. I remember reading up about this and telling people about this years ago when I was a teenager.

The funny thing is a lot of blacks don't even know who King James is and the person he was. Which makes shit even worse because they follow and don't ask questions. Just simple questions. "Hey, who was King James anyway?"

 

[(0_0)..l.. finger]

Did King James write the Bible ?

King James ordered that the bible be translated right ?

You can only translate something from something that already exists right ?

King James did not translate the bible himself, 70 or so men did the translation.

Was King James a homosexual, maybe he was, but then what bearing does that have upon the bible itself, which despite all you have posted still says

"It is an abomination for mankind to lay with mankind".

King James should have had that verse removed, or maybe because Jesus said, Heaven and earth will pass but his word shall not pass away, why maybe it still remains.

I don't defend King James, he was a man with flaws like all other men. If he was homosexual then he going to hell no exceptions, king or no king. Theres nothing to defend.

IF you're going to come at me, you better do your homework.....Brotha, I don't care about what you think or feel. Talk to me about facts as we know it...

 

[gene cisco]

IM going in--- fuck it!!

Man, yall trip to much on god and jesus, if you dont believe thats fine. I cant make you or force you, but your no better than them country white hicks or them uppty white fucks that call you ******. Real talk, u keep makin fun of what a majortity of humanity believes in, and see where you end up at the end of your human cycle.

Hey we can't help it people are fucked up. If this was 700 years ago and we were living in the Inca empire you cats would be sacrificing virgin girls to the sun god and talking the same 'everybody believes' shit.

Go to a different region and different time you will find humanoids doing some equally dumb shit in the name of another made up god.

The only difference is for most of human history in most cultures non-believers of this bullshit had to shut up or they risked being killed.

 

[(0_0)..l.. finger]

No it's true. I remember reading up about this and telling people about this years ago when I was a teenager.

The funny thing is a lot of blacks don't even know who King James is and the person he was. Which makes shit even worse because they follow and don't ask questions. Just simple questions. "Hey, who was King James anyway?"

cool, I wasn't attacking you ....

 

[naturalistic]

I didn't come at you with a feelings on this occasion, i merely stated that if King James was homosexual, then he did not use his influence to remove parts of the bible that condemn his own behaviour.

No feelings needed on this matter. I'm just showing you that the point you are trying to make is kind of already dead in the water. Many a people have translated the bible who were not of good reputation, try the Septuagint for instance ?.

 

[METHODIST]

he did travel with a hoe

no
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Magdalene#Misidentification_as_a_prostitute

 

[Love Pumpum]

 

[mrfreekydeeky]

enough of this bullshittin! Shut this Mutha fucka DOWN!

 

[mike123]

^^^^^^^^^^^

c/s

 

[FatboySimms]

enough of this bullshittin! Shut this Mutha fucka DOWN!

you posting this in every thread and nobody laughed at it yet

 

[Flawless]

no
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Magdalene#Misidentification_as_a_prostitute

Did she have a kid out of wedlock and didn't know who the father was? Sounds like a hoe to me