Get on your soapbox...

[CT's Finest]

*Standing tall on his soapbox*



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"AAAAAAAAAAQQQQQUUUUAAAAARRRRIIIIIUUUUUUSSSSSSSSS!!!"

*Pops collar because his sign has a song. You other signs can say what you want about the song, but at least we have one. Until you post one from your sign, it shall be known that AQUARIUS is the illet sign. We have a song you bastards...*



















*Rubs hands together and laughs his most evil laugh...*

 

[actinanass]

*grabs nuts, and the fucking microphone*

Dear Mr Cock Blocking workout partner,

I understand that working out together contains teamwork, and dedication. I mean we are both trying to get to a certain goal. However, since you choose to act like you are better than 90 percent of the human race, do not mean I have to act that way with you. In fact, I don't really give a fuck about the 90 percent you are so worried about. I find it rather funny that you have a fucking disgusted ass look on your face when a girl come check me out. You do not have to point out that I have a girlfriend, trust me I know, and she KNOWS. There's no reason to bring that shit up like I'm about to fuck the chick that looks like a mixture of PC, and Halle Berry. Trust me, my cockblocking friend, your cockblocking ways will not stop anything. You are not the deciding factor on why I'm being faithful *now* with my girl.

 

[CT's Finest]

*Stands on soapbox*


I have declared today a "CT Is Chillin Day". I'm at the house in my own zone right now. Holla at a playa...


*Steps down and exits*

 

[CT's Finest]

*Stands on soap box and addresses a particularly tall member of the BGOL/SOL clan*

French Open 2009: Roger Federer greatest player in history, says Robin Soderling

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/te...t-player-in-history-says-Robin-Soderling.html

Federer wins French for career Slam

http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/tennis/french09/news/story?id=4238813

YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Roger has tied my boy Pete Sampras with 14 grand slams. How fitting it is that these two are tied. The reason I like Roger is because he reminds me of Pete. Both are silent assassins, who simply come to the court, KICK YOUR FUCKIN' ASS, and then go on about their business. Props to Rogers...






















...Take that Sean...

 

[SEXY_SCORPIO]

Why the fuck is it,that when you are at a graduation people want to step in the camera and camcorder shot? I had to move people out the way the whole time.BITCH move,and make your kids STFU or leave out

 

[IslandKing]

Why the fuck is it,that when you are at a graduation people want to step in the camera and camcorder shot? I had to move people out the way the whole time.BITCH move,and make your kids STFU or leave out

ignorant ass ignoramuses

this was the case at the wedding and service i attended this weekend...one more to go tomorrow evening... FAAAWWK

 

[MCP]

*Stands up on soapbox*


*Clears throat*


Why is it that people who have come to lived in the UK, after 20 years living here, still can't speak a fucking word of english.

I'm sick and tired to trying to explain something to someone who doesn't speak or understand english, only to get the look from them when I try to help them.

 

[CT's Finest]

Anymore things that need to be stated? I'm sure there are more things you want the world to know. I'll be back with more at some point as well...

 

[Chicutie]

Lately two males from my past have been blowing up my phone. I am not your friend, I don't want to catch up, and no I don't ever wonder about us. If I dated you more than a year ago, and we either 1) abruptly stopped talking (random guy #1) or 2) did not end on good terms (ex boyfriend #1), kindly keep it moving in 2009. Do not call me, text me, or leave me voicemails, because I DO NOT WANT to talk to you. And honestly, I don't even really remember you like that. Trust me, we have nothing to discuss! Lose my number, or give it to one of your cuter, smarter, single friends. Please and thank you.

dying. . . ..

 

[Adam Knows]

fuck a soapbox....


*grabs ladder and climbs to top


i'm sick of women who think they are "entitled" to stuff.

no one's entitled to anything except what you earn on your own. if you feel you deserve or have to have it get it yourself.

 

[SEXY_SCORPIO]

fuck a soapbox....


*grabs ladder and climbs to top


i'm sick of women who think they are "entitled" to stuff.

no one's entitled to anything except what you earn on your own. if you feel you deserve or have to have it get it yourself.

 

[CT's Finest]

*On his box*

I almost forgot this one from the other day. Ladies, ladies, ladies...PLEASE take off your head wraps when you go out in public. I was at the mall last Thursday and I saw a number of women with head wraps on. I saw one crew of 4 girls, and 2 of them looked like they just rolled out of bed, scarfs on and everything. Then as if that wasn't bad enough there were even more women in there doing the same thing. That shit is so tacky and unattractive.

 

[SEXY_SCORPIO]

*On his box*

I almost forgot this one from the other day. Ladies, ladies, ladies...PLEASE take off your head wraps when you go out in public. I was at the mall last Thursday and I saw a number of women with head wraps on. I saw one crew of 4 girls, and 2 of them looked like they just rolled out of bed, scarfs on and everything. Then as if that wasn't bad enough there were even more women in there doing the same thing. That shit is so tacky and unattractive.

Just as bad when they go outside with pajamas on.Though I have been guilty of the head wrap thing before

 

[CT's Finest]

Just as bad when they go outside with pajamas on.Though I have been guilty of the head wrap thing before

The combination of both is a terrible thing. I guess it's OK if you've just running to the store real quick, or going outside, but when you go places like the mall with either the head wrap, and/or PJ it's not a good look. Actually, if I'm not mistaken at least a couple of the women I saw that day had on pajama style pants on. Think of someone with those pants, some Jordans, a T-Shirt, and her hair wrapped. That's some of what I saw. The others had on "regular" clothes, but had their wraps on...

 

[CT's Finest]

*Stands on soapbox and says...


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"Shawty is the ssssshhhhhhiiiiiiiitttttt"

 

[CT's Finest]

I'm rocking a Biggie T-Shirt today, and I wanted to stand here and say that it fuckin' sucks that he is gone. I hate the fact that his family and friends lost him. As a fan of his music I hate the fact that artists like him, Tupac, Big L, and many others were taken away from us in the ways they were...DAMN!!!

 

[CT's Finest]

THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT TO ALL MEN...





IF YOU WALK OUT OF YOUR HOME LOOKING LIKE THIS...

...YOU SHOULD HAVE YOUR ASS SEVERELY WHIPPED. WEARING A SHORT SLEEVE DRESS SHIRT AND TIE MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE THE KING OF ALL DOUCHE BAGS!!! THERE IS NOTHING COOL ABOUT THIS LOOK. IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKIN' SCHMUCK!!! STOP THE INSANITY AND WEAR A LONG SLEEVED SHIRT. IF IT'S HOT OUTSIDE, ROLL YOUR FUCKIN' SLEEVES UP!!!


...That is all...










*Resists the urge to choke the man who inspired this post with his own tie. Sir, you look like an ass with that shit on. Fuck you and the bastard who sold you that shirt...*​

 

[doggish_098]

THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT TO ALL MEN...





IF YOU WALK OUT OF YOUR HOME LOOKING LIKE THIS...

...YOU SHOULD HAVE YOUR ASS SEVERELY WHIPPED. WEARING A SHORT SLEEVE DRESS SHIRT AND TIE MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE THE KING OF ALL DOUCHE BAGS!!! THERE IS NOTHING COOL ABOUT THIS LOOK. IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKIN' SCHMUCK!!! STOP THE INSANITY AND WEAR A LONG SLEEVED SHIRT. IF IT'S HOT OUTSIDE, ROLL YOUR FUCKIN' SLEEVES UP!!!


...That is all...










*Resists the urge to choke the man who inspired this post with his own tie. Sir, you look like an ass with that shit on. Fuck you and the bastard who sold you that shirt...*​

 

[CT's Finest]

As per my last post, I have another PSA for the masses...

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WEAR A GOT DAMN BELT WITH YOUR PANTS!!! YOU LOOK AN ASSHOLE WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE ONE ON YOU SONS OF BITCHES. WHEN YOU GO OUT IN PUBLIC WITH YOUR SHIRT TUCKED IN AND OTHERS SEE YOU'RE NOT WEARING A BELT YOU SHOULD BE BEATEN BY EVERY BELT IN THE BUILDING. THAT'S RIGHT EVERY MAN, WOMAN, AND CHILD WITH A BELT ON SHOULD TAKE THEIRS OFF AND BEAT YOUR FUCKIN ASS FOR NOT WEARING ONE...











...That is all...

















...For now......





















*Can't believe he saw this shit after seeing the dreaded short sleeve and tie combo earlier...What the fuck!!!*



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[LuckyHungWellington]

I am so tired of the gubment misappropriating, poorly spending, stealing and allowing to be stolen the monies we all pay to them; then taxing us further to pay for their mistakes, while they send more finances to other countries. It's time for the people to stop bailing the government out of their debt. There needs to be greater accountability to the people. We are only the greatest country in the world as long as we are sympathetic to our people.

 

[actinanass]

I am so tired of the gubment misappropriating, poorly spending, stealing and allowing to be stolen the monies we all pay to them; then taxing us further to pay for their mistakes, while they send more finances to other countries. It's time for the people to stop bailing the government out of their debt. There needs to be greater accountability to the people. We are only the greatest country in the world as long as we are sympathetic to our people.

*gets on soapbox*

TAKE THAT SHIT TO THE POLITICAL FORUMS NIGGA!!!

 

[CT's Finest]

And now ladies and gentlemen, another Public Service Announcement from CT's Finest...




*In a deep and authoritative voice* "Hello folks, today's tips are about driving. Please pay close attention to what I am about to say, and follow my advice to the T..."


TIP #1...

FELLAS PLEASE STOP DRIVING YOUR GIRLFRIEND, SISTER, AND/OR ANY OTHER WOMAN'S CAR LIKE IT'S YOUR OWN, ESPECIALLY WHEN THERE ARE THINGS ON IT THAT INDICATE THAT IT'S A WOMAN'S CAR. DON'T LOOK AT ME CRAZY OR LIKE YOU'RE A THUG WHEN YOU'RE PUSHING A CAR WITH AKA, DELTA SIGMA THETA, OR ANY OTHER SORORITY'S LETTERS ON IT. STOP TRYING TO PUMP THE FACTORY SYSTEM AND LOOK COOL, WHEN THE PERSONALIZED TAGS SAY SHIT LIKE "PEACHES", "PUDDIN' POPS", OR "I SHAKE MY LAFFY TAFFY". YOU ARE NOT COOL...THE WOMAN WHO OWNS THE CAR IS...STOP TRYING TO STEAL HER SHINE, GIVE HER THE DAMN CAR BACK, AND SIT YA PUNK ASS ON THE PASSENGER'S SIDE...

TIP #2...

WHEN YOU ARE ABOUT TO MAKE A TURN USE YOUR FUCKIN' SIGNAL LIGHTS!!! I'M TIRED OF RIDING BEHIND YOUR STUPID ASS WONDERING WHY YOU ARE SLOWING DOWN. THEN WHEN I SEE THAT IT'S BECAUSE YOU ARE TRYING MAKE YOU WILL ONLY MAKE ME UPSET...YOU DON'T WANT ME TO BE UPSET DO YOU? NO? WELL IN THAT CASE, USE YOUR FUCKIN' SIGNALS. YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THAT PIECE OF SHIT YOU'RE DRIVING HAS THEM...ASSHOLE...

TIP #3...

THIS TIP GOES OUT TO THE PEOPLE WHO DESIGN AND PAINT OUR ROADS...STOP PAINTING THE LINE I'M SUPPOSED TO STOP AT UNDER THE FUCKIN' STOP LIGHT. WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU HAVE ME STOP AT A PLACE WHERE I CAN'T SEE THE LIGHT? WHAT KIND OF SICK BASTARDS ARE YOU? PUT THE DAMN LINE IN A POSITION WHERE PEOPLE CAN CLEARLY SEE THE LIGHT WHEN IT CHANGES...THANK YOU!!!

 

[Chicutie]

^^^^ [IslandKing] Comedy [/IslandKing]^^^^

 

[Nat_Turner]

I am so tired of the gubment misappropriating, poorly spending, stealing and allowing to be stolen the monies we all pay to them; then taxing us further to pay for their mistakes, while they send more finances to other countries. It's time for the people to stop bailing the government out of their debt. There needs to be greater accountability to the people. We are only the greatest country in the world as long as we are sympathetic to our people.

I agree!

 

[MTL]

this site used to fun and now i find that it's just depressing. all the negative stuff about black women just makes me sick! it's almost like we should not exist for black man. every other race they find attractive and positive but their own.


i know it's not all black men that feel this way just like how it's not all black women that bash black men. i'd challenge the black men to count up how many negative threads there are about black men compaired to those about black women.

the fun has gone out of bgol to the point of SOL being on it's own I don't like the way it's going, makes me very angry but more than that...sad.

 

[onyxfemme]

I agree w/ this and I think I even mentioned that before-
You dont see us bashing the men on all of our posts.
I dont get it-

this site used to fun and now i find that it's just depressing. all the negative stuff about black women just makes me sick! it's almost like we should not exist for black man. every other race they find attractive and positive but their own.


i know it's not all black men that feel this way just like how it's not all black women that bash black men. i'd challenge the black men to count up how many negative threads there are about black men compaired to those about black women.

the fun has gone out of bgol to the point of SOL being on it's own I don't like the way it's going, makes me very angry but more than that...sad.

 

[CT's Finest]

this site used to fun and now i find that it's just depressing. all the negative stuff about black women just makes me sick! it's almost like we should not exist for black man. every other race they find attractive and positive but their own.


i know it's not all black men that feel this way just like how it's not all black women that bash black men. i'd challenge the black men to count up how many negative threads there are about black men compaired to those about black women.

the fun has gone out of bgol to the point of SOL being on it's own I don't like the way it's going, makes me very angry but more than that...sad.

I agree w/ this and I think I even mentioned that before-
You dont see us bashing the men on all of our posts.
I dont get it-

The bashing of black men and women needs to stop no matter where it comes from. Let's not complain about it anymore, let's just stop it all together. If you've got an issue with a member of the opposite sex, work it out with them. If/when you post your gripes here on the board let us know what you think is the best solution. Also when others post in those threads they should be focused on constructive solutions as well. When that happens the people who need the advice can pull from what was said in the thread, their own thoughts, and the thoughts and opinions of friends and family to find what works best. Let's stop all the fuckin' complaining and dead horse beating. Yes we are all flawed, but let's start trying to figure out how to correct those flaws and move on from them. Places like BGOL and SOL SHOULD offer advice to those who seek it so we can use it in the real world.

 

[onyxfemme]

Got it and understood-
Do not post a problem w/o a possible solution

The bashing of black men and women needs to stop no matter where it comes from. Let's not complain about it anymore, let's just stop it all together. If you've got an issue with a member of the opposite sex, work it out with them. If/when you post your gripes here on the board let us know what you think is the best solution. Also when others post in those threads they should be focused on constructive solutions as well. When that happens the people who need the advice can pull from what was said in the thread, their own thoughts, and the thoughts and opinions of friends and family to find what works best. Let's stop all the fuckin' complaining and dead horse beating. Yes we are all flawed, but let's start trying to figure out how to correct those flaws and move on from them. Places like BGOL and SOL SHOULD offer advice to those who seek it so we can use it in the real world.

 

[CT's Finest]

Got it and understood-
Do not post a problem w/o a possible solution

Complaints without solutions lead to stagnation. We should find ways to move forward from what attempts to hold us back...

 

[LoneStar29]

I do not like "holier than thou" people

we are all human

nobody is perfect

get off your gat damn high horse before I kick you off

that is all

 

[LoneStar29]

this site used to fun and now i find that it's just depressing. all the negative stuff about black women just makes me sick! it's almost like we should not exist for black man. every other race they find attractive and positive but their own.


i know it's not all black men that feel this way just like how it's not all black women that bash black men. i'd challenge the black men to count up how many negative threads there are about black men compaired to those about black women.

the fun has gone out of bgol to the point of SOL being on it's own I don't like the way it's going, makes me very angry but more than that...sad.

When I share this same sentiment the "holier than thou ers" tell me I am taking the net too seriously and spreading negativity ... I feel where you are coming from 100%

 

[UrBoSS]

Your right-Thanks for the clarification and for giving examples.
Now it makes sense.

Ok I have one:
Me my dude his daughter my daughter and niece-Ok 2 8 year old's and a 3 year old. We are standing in line-Hoodrats behind us talking loud calling each other bitches and about being late for their booty call-Why couldnt they stop for just a moment to recognize the 3 young girls there also? Why did they talk like that in front of them..Not Diva-Not Lady Like-No COOTH!
Afterwards my dude was like really? and I was like their momma's evidently didnt teach them any better. But thank goodness I will raise mine to have self respect and common sense....Sistas we are to beautiful for this behavior.

What can you expect from rats talking about booty calls? A lot of "women" have no respect for themselves these days...I see it in my own friends!!

Example: My girl is 20, got married at 18, has a 3 yr old, her and her husband are not together anymore. They've been separated for less than 6 months and she has already been with 5+ men...bird status.

And what do I get for trying to look out for her and telling her she needs to be more concerned about her son?? Cursed out and practically cut off.

 

[CT's Finest]

What can you expect from rats talking about booty calls? A lot of "women" have no respect for themselves these days...I see it in my own friends!!

Example: My girl is 20, got married at 18, has a 3 yr old, her and her husband are not together anymore. They've been separated for less than 6 months and she has already been with 5+ men...bird status.

And what do I get for trying to look out for her and telling her she needs to be more concerned about her son?? Cursed out and practically cut off.

Sad, but very true in some cases...

 

[UrBoSS]

This is kinda off topic but I actually want to give props to most of the ladies and gents on here. When hubs put me onto BGOL it was obviously bc of the porn. So I gotta give to a lot of ppl, for all the porn and bs talking, there are MANY educated ass people here!! Props to all of you with a good head on your shoulders...regardless of how much porn you watch

 

[CT's Finest]

This is kinda off topic but I actually want to give props to most of the ladies and gents on here. When hubs put me onto BGOL it was obviously bc of the porn. So I gotta give to a lot of ppl, for all the porn and bs talking, there are MANY educated ass people here!! Props to all of you with a good head on your shoulders...regardless of how much porn you watch

That's what's up. People need to hear/read stuff like this. For as much negative shit we see and hear each day I think we all could use some positive re-enforcement at times. This is great soapbox material.