Too bad you, like me, got weak game and no means of support.
If you did, you could've taken Shaniqua to Red Lobster and had a classy meal. Dropping $40 dollars on dinner is too much for weak passport bros like us.

I can't afford to get a babysitter for a chick with grown ass kids who could whoop my ass.
Glad I don't measure up. I am about to slink away with my tail between my legs...to Asia, where chumps like me belong. Woe is muthafuckin' me...
But seriously, you live in the DR? I used to talk to a chick from the DR. Last we talked she was in Europe. That was a while ago.
Can you recommend destinations there worth a visit? Curious.