My Brother This is How You Treat A White Queen

That story was funny a.f. but also... WTF :lol:

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I'm still tripping on the technical foul when I gave you a true first-hand account of the situation and story form. Expecting such a remarke I only mentioned the D word once and didn't mention she was sucking and fucking and I still get a technical foul?

What say you, council?
 
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I'm still tripping on the technical file when I gave you a true first-hand account of the situation and story form. Expecting such a remarke I only mentioned the D word once and didn't mention she was sucking and fucking and I still get a technical foul.

What say you, council?
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After further review, the Tech still stands. Due to over explanation of male poundage without an equal amount of the female account of said copulations. 10 yard penalty, BGOL member loses timeout. Automatic 4th down.
 
I've seen it with my own eyes. They go to swinger/lifestyle parties thinking, "I'm gonna get some new pussy," and their wives end up getting all the attention and they don't get Jack shit.

One first timer brought his wife to an event. She wasn't badd (solid Cali 6, so a Midwest 10), she got DP'd. She actually got air tight for a hot second but she couldn't focus (obviously as a first timer).

Being a first timer, she didn't understand the etiquette, like taking breaks, waving guys off, none of that. Twice someone else in the room had to check guys who "forgot" to put on a condom. She just kept taking them as they came because that's what she thought she was supposed to do.

That was a gangbang/train, because guys were getting off and the next guy was getting on.

One guy was killing it, everyone else backed off, because she already bit one guy during an orgasm, so they didn't want to get bit. He was slow stroking her at first, but when she had that first orgasm (with him) he bumped it up a notch.

He did that every time she came, just went harder, and harder and harder with each of her orgasms. At one point she literally jumped off the dick, started shaking like she was having a seizure. Then her legs snapped shut like a mousetrap, rolled over on her side, still shaking.

One of the other ladies in the room had to tap her out. She was DONE DONE. She didn't even know her husband left.

But it was the DP her husband couldn't handle. The way she was screaming and cumming during the DP her husband had that look like Ralph on The Simpsons. Dude just left.


The experience had homie feeling like this Latino dude!!!
 
It wasn’t too bad but for a second it sounded like he was about to describe dude as

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There wouldn't have been a problem if it was balanced. The female in the story was inexperienced so there more than likely wasn't a lot that she could have done that would have help his story, but he could have dialed the male aspect back a tad. Not a fault of him per se as a veteran freak, I probably would have told the story the same way. I just regurgitate what I saw. But I know where I am telling this story!!!
 
I've seen it with my own eyes. They go to swinger/lifestyle parties thinking, "I'm gonna get some new pussy," and their wives end up getting all the attention and they don't get Jack shit.

One first timer brought his wife to an event. She wasn't badd (solid Cali 6, so a Midwest 10), she got DP'd. She actually got air tight for a hot second but she couldn't focus (obviously as a first timer).

Being a first timer, she didn't understand the etiquette, like taking breaks, waving guys off, none of that. Twice someone else in the room had to check guys who "forgot" to put on a condom. She just kept taking them as they came because that's what she thought she was supposed to do.

That was a gangbang/train, because guys were getting off and the next guy was getting on.

One guy was killing it, everyone else backed off, because she already bit one guy during an orgasm, so they didn't want to get bit. He was slow stroking her at first, but when she had that first orgasm (with him) he bumped it up a notch.

He did that every time she came, just went harder, and harder and harder with each of her orgasms. At one point she literally jumped off the dick, started shaking like she was having a seizure. Then her legs snapped shut like a mousetrap, rolled over on her side, still shaking.

One of the other ladies in the room had to tap her out. She was DONE DONE. She didn't even know her husband left.

But it was the DP her husband couldn't handle. The way she was screaming and cumming during the DP her husband had that look like Ralph on The Simpsons. Dude just left.


Your description was good. It’s just at one point the description sounded like he went harder, then harder, then


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Your description was good. It’s just at one point the description sounded like he went harder, then harder, then


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I was trying not to, but what BGOL safe explanation can I give when a woman is taking dick and losing?

It would be one thing if she was riding him into the ground or facesitting, but when a chick is getting pounded into pussy putty I made it as safe as I could.
 
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— BGOL stay undefeated lol

I wondered how this would play out when I caught the post this morning lol

Glad to see but a friendly fade/a fair one lol
You gotta be careful some of these cats you break their balls a little bit and they start crying and want to fight.
 
I was trying not to, but what BGOL safe explanation can I give when a woman is taking dick and losing?

It would be one thing if she was riding him into the ground or facesitting, but when a chick is getting pounded into pussy putty I made it as safe as I could.
It's one of those EVERYBODY knew what you meant, but it STILL FELT one way! Now we could have all be mature and just moved on, but the three pushing this are anything BUT mature, but dems da rules!
 
I've seen it with my own eyes. They go to swinger/lifestyle parties thinking, "I'm gonna get some new pussy," and their wives end up getting all the attention and they don't get Jack shit.

One first timer brought his wife to an event. She wasn't badd (solid Cali 6, so a Midwest 10), she got DP'd. She actually got air tight for a hot second but she couldn't focus (obviously as a first timer).

Being a first timer, she didn't understand the etiquette, like taking breaks, waving guys off, none of that. Twice someone else in the room had to check guys who "forgot" to put on a condom. She just kept taking them as they came because that's what she thought she was supposed to do.

That was a gangbang/train, because guys were getting off and the next guy was getting on.

One guy was killing it, everyone else backed off, because she already bit one guy during an orgasm, so they didn't want to get bit. He was slow stroking her at first, but when she had that first orgasm (with him) he bumped it up a notch.

He did that every time she came, just went harder, and harder and harder with each of her orgasms. At one point she literally jumped off the dick, started shaking like she was having a seizure. Then her legs snapped shut like a mousetrap, rolled over on her side, still shaking.

One of the other ladies in the room had to tap her out. She was DONE DONE. She didn't even know her husband left.

But it was the DP her husband couldn't handle. The way she was screaming and cumming during the DP her husband had that look like Ralph on The Simpsons. Dude just left.


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It's one of those EVERYBODY knew what you meant, but it STILL FELT one way! Now we could have all be mature and just moved on, but the three pushing this are anything BUT mature, but dems da rules!
The shits funny, real talk. That's the way we do it here. BGOL is the Riley, "That's gay," and whether everyone else feels that way doesn't matter. Over here, my ninja, we pile on.

I mean over here it's:

One person
That's really fucked up.

And the next person says:
That's really really fucked up

And the next person says:
That's really really really fucked up

That's just how we do it. The person either backpedals or leans into it. But thems the rules.

End of the day, we are all too old to be taken offense. As you said, them's the rules
 


It was just time for me to graduate from my fuckboy days and get married. And while Im good with my wife and kids now ten years later, shit like this makes me really miss smutting out white girls and seeing how far I can make them go. They really have no fucks to give and will do pretty much anything to keep a brotha happy.

"Those were the daaaaaays!!!"
 
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