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My daughter got detention for arguing over grits.

cashwhisperer said:
These niggas eat fish and sweet grits.

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Minus whale throw some syrup on them grits who need pancakes
 
godofwine said:
You got to have an empty freezer to pull that shit off, and who do you know that has an empty fucking freezer? That shit is shoved in there like Tetris parts.

The only thing is important when you go shopping is being able to close the freezer door (y'all hear the Tetris music now, don't you? :giggle:
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Nigga we had deep freezers in the South! Deer meat and frozen cups!
 
DJ said:
Yeah she uses salt when she cooks them.

I agree sugar in in grits is gross, I am not disputing that. Getting emotional over sugar in grits to the point of violence is my problem.

Like 3 years ago she had a Yeti Ramblar on her Christmas list because it was the best thing to keep her grits hot when she wanted to take them to school.
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playahaitian said:
hey hey hey

it was not JUST A SLICE

It was chocolate milk too

lets be fair.
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That’s a good point, haha!
 
DJ said:
My 14 yo daughter got 2 day in school suspension for arguing with another girl over what to put in grits. I told her this morning this has to be some of the dumbest shit I ever heard.
My daughter loves grits, it was the first thing she ever learned to cook, and she would eat that shit 7 days a week, 3 meals a day if I let her. She will make them before school and take them for lunch. She is a grits purest, so the only thing she adds is butter black pepper.
The story I got was her and another girl where talking about breakfast food and somehow it lead into a grits conversation. The girl told my daughter that she puts sugar and butter in her grits, which my daughter expressed displeasure to and said only wypipo do that shit and its disgusting.
Apparently it escalated in to a heated argument and turned in to a shoving match on the bus, hence the in school suspension.
I asked her what her problem is and why she arguing over grits and sugar and her response was "daddy its gross and you just dont do that".
I am taking tylenol soon as I leave work because I know this conversation is going to give me a headache,
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The first thing she has to learn is to let people live. Also, the wypepo is the part that you don't say. If a black person considers themselves "real", that shit is disrespectful and you may have to knuckle up.
 
cashwhisperer said:
Y'all had a frozen cup lady in y'all neighborhood??? Nigga, a strawberry, grape or cherry frozen Kool-aid with the syrup on top???

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Her name was Ms. Walker! Lived on the corner of my street, 125th and Edmonton. Me and my boyz still talk about her to this day. U can get a Honey Bun, Frozen cup, a chico stick, with about 20 pieces of candy (to include Now-n-laterz) for $1. LOL.
 
DJ said:
I had a conversation with her yesterday about the incident.
I asked her what warranted her reaction to the extreme of pushing and shoving.
She asks me "daddy, do you remember when my sister was little and used to put ketchup on her steak" ?
I said yeah, she says, "remember you used to get upset and ask her what are you doing ? You dont put ketchup on steak, who puts ketchup on steak" ?
I said yes.
Well daddy who puts sugar in grits ?
All I could do was shake my head and tell her go play.
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Flawless victory by your daughter!!!!
 
cashwhisperer said:
Nigga we had deep freezers in the South! Deer meat and frozen cups!
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My deep freezer was in the basement, and my house was haunted so we didn't go down there until my mom forced us

True story:
My house was haunted. After seeing the movie The sixth Sense, I tried calling people but no one was around so I finally called my mom.

I told her about the movie about this boy he could see dead people. I told her that our house did everything it did in the movie. It was a few degrees cooler, the hair is on the back of my neck stood up, that eerie feeling that you are not alone.

I told her of one event. "I saw an old woman on the windowsill in the dining room..."

My mother cut me off, "With long flowing white hair and a white flower printed dress?"

"How do you know?" I asked.

She said, "Because I've seen her too."

Had she waited until I finished my statement and then said she saw her I would have given her the side eye. But she finished my sentence for me. That's proof she actually saw it.

Another disturbing event:

When I was between 5 and 9, my wallpaper would bubble underneath with two "snake-like" lumps going the opposite direction. Most of the time they went over or under the other, but occasionally they would meet and then seem to fight underneath the wallpaper and then break apart to encircle the wall again then disappear

And another one
When I was about five, I would often get up in the middle of the night when everyone else is sleeping and go downstairs to get something to drink. One day, I go downstairs and when I get to the landing at the top of the first flight I saw a man with a brown trench coat and a brown fedora just disappear around the wall.

Ever since that moment whenever I wanted to go downstairs in the middle of the night I woke up my brother who was two years younger
 
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cashwhisperer said:
We did, but when we were out riding bikes past the lady's house we had to make a stop!
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Exactly.

Pops had a bottle or two at home, but he would still go have a drink and play dominoes with my uncles or his friends. Me and my friends would ride our bikes to the ¨candy house/lady.¨ Same shit.
 
blaze said:
The first thing she has to learn is to let people live. Also, the wypepo is the part that you don't say. If a black person considers themselves "real", that shit is disrespectful and you may have to knuckle up.
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^^^^
 
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blaze said:
The first thing she has to learn is to let people live. Also, the wypepo is the part that you don't say. If a black person considers themselves "real", that shit is disrespectful and you may have to knuckle up.
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Oh I am sure she was ready, and that is my issue with her. Letting some grits trigger an emotional response.
 
SamSneed said:
Yeah I can’t lift them shits anymore

I get my wife custom tumblers
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I stopped trailering my boat and rented a slip. Best thing I ever did. When I get in, I throw my fish in a cooler bag, wash the yeti out at the dock, flush the motor and I am off to dinner.
 
cashwhisperer said:
His daughter is gonna be a fat fuck if she don't lay off all that goddamn starch.

And that ain't opinion, that's #FACTS.
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You are a fucking idiot so Ill treat your dietary advice just like I would your scientific belief.
Like it came from a fucking idiot.
 
godofwine said:
My deep freezer was in the basement, and my house was haunted so we didn't go down there until my mom forced us

True story:
My house was haunted. After seeing the movie The sixth Sense, I tried calling people but no one was around so I finally called my mom.

I told her about the movie about this boy he could see dead people. I told her that our house did everything it did in the movie. It was a few degrees cooler, the hair is on the back of my neck stood up, that eerie feeling that you are not alone.

I told her of one event. "I saw an old woman on the windowsill in the dining room..."

My mother cut me off, "With long flowing white hair and a white flower printed dress?"

"How do you know?" I asked.

She said, "Because I've seen her too."

She waited until I finished my statement and then said she saw her I would have given her the side eye. But she finished my sentence for me. That's proof she actually saw it.

Another disturbing event:

When I was between 5 and 9, my wallpaper would bubble underneath with two "snake-like" lumps going the opposite direction. Most of the time they went over or under the other, but occasionally they would meet and then seem to fight underneath the wallpaper and then break apart to encircle the wall again then disappear

And another one
When I was about five, I would often get up in the middle of the night when everyone else is sleeping and go downstairs to get something to drink. One day, I go downstairs and when I get to the landing at the top of the first flight I saw a man with a brown trench coat and a brown fedora just disappear around the wall.

Ever since that moment whenever I wanted to go downstairs in the middle of the night I woke up my brother who was two years younger
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I believe you! We stay in a haunted 2 flat.. when moved in we were on the first floor and people lived on the 2nd floor. Maybe after a year or 2 they moved out and you would hear someone walking around upstairs. Me n my brother had the keys so we went upstairs! No one was there. And many other times it happened and sometimes we would hear doors closes up there, but we never asked my moms n pops about it.


So the new owners moved in upstairs and he told my brother about the strange shit that would go on up there many times he would recall leaving papers stacked up in different places and come back and they would be scattered everywhere without windows being open and he admitted to hearing footsteps and also cool breezes! We found out later that a husband and wife had died up there! Crazy stuff!
 
DJ said:
My 14 yo daughter got 2 day in school suspension for arguing with another girl over what to put in grits. I told her this morning this has to be some of the dumbest shit I ever heard.
My daughter loves grits, it was the first thing she ever learned to cook, and she would eat that shit 7 days a week, 3 meals a day if I let her. She will make them before school and take them for lunch. She is a grits purest, so the only thing she adds is butter black pepper.
The story I got was her and another girl where talking about breakfast food and somehow it lead into a grits conversation. The girl told my daughter that she puts sugar and butter in her grits, which my daughter expressed displeasure to and said only wypipo do that shit and its disgusting.
Apparently it escalated in to a heated argument and turned in to a shoving match on the bus, hence the in school suspension.
I asked her what her problem is and why she arguing over grits and sugar and her response was "daddy its gross and you just dont do that".
I am taking tylenol soon as I leave work because I know this conversation is going to give me a headache,
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Sugar in grits is called Farina (Hot Cereal)

Only pepper, salt or butter goes in grits

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