My daughter got detention for arguing over grits.

[playahaitian]

 

[playahaitian]

1/2 cup of the oldest school grits you can find.
1/2 cup of heavy cream
1/2 cup of half and half
1 1/2 cups water

bring your fluids to a boil.

add in 1/8 stick of butter, salt, pepper AND SUGAR motherfuckers! as much or as little as you want, but the proper balance of the 3 creates a blend of flavors that is miraculous to your face.

stir in your grits, reduce heat to a low simmer and cover. stir every 90 seconds or so to keep it from sticking.

heat until its the consistency you want, but it'll be done between 10 and 20 minutes.

youre welcome motherfuckers.

 

[playahaitian]

Imma a sugar grit eater. Shit be delicious.

 

[SamSneed]

Y'all funny as hell in this thread

Reminds me of a conversation I had with another bgol member years ago.

Me: you up north dudes dont know shit about grits or hot breakfast cereal in general.

Him: yes we do. We call it cream of wheat.

Me: see, thats what i'm talking about. Grits is ground corn. Oatmeal is ground oats. Farina is ground rice.

Him: then whats cream of wheat???

Me dumbfounded as fuck: WHEAT nigga!

@Black Sexxxploitation

Ass rag thread

Now we got the grit wars

Bgol ninjas just nasty af

 

[DJ]

That right there will be priceless. Sir you clearly have the con. Stay the course and Godspeed.

I had a conversation with her yesterday about the incident.
I asked her what warranted her reaction to the extreme of pushing and shoving.
She asks me "daddy, do you remember when my sister was little and used to put ketchup on her steak" ?
I said yeah, she says, "remember you used to get upset and ask her what are you doing ? You dont put ketchup on steak, who puts ketchup on steak" ?
I said yes.
Well daddy who puts sugar in grits ?
All I could do was shake my head and tell her go play.

 

[DJ]

Ass rag thread

Now we got the grit wars

Bgol ninjas just nasty af

I stand with my daughter, no damn sugar in grits.
I just aint fighting over that shit.

 

[playahaitian]

My daughter turning 16 and she is long winded in her arguing. “I know I now, but…”

She always “knows something” but don’t really. Shit he making me mad.

welcome to my world

 

[SamSneed]

I stand with my daughter, no damn sugar in grits.
I just aint fighting over that shit.

Family is goin places

Find some ballin ass butter and I swear them grits is gormay( i know I know)

 

[playahaitian]

My Applied Physics teacher in senior year of HS was a real piece of shit. He spent one day talking about yoyos and making money as a kid recycling bottles. He wasted our time like he just showed up to waste time. He'd give us work with little to no edification. After the yoyo banter I started to record him and created an archive of his fuckery.

At the end of the semester Mr. Corman, said he was going to give me and my friend 65 on for our last report. Mind you I had gotten a 90 for Applied Physics 1 & 2, a combined class, I took at night school contemporaneously at Roosevelt High School on Fordham Road across the street from Fordham University. Back then I was banging out classes so I would have a short day during the last marking period of my last semester. So I took Applied Physics 1 & 2 at night school when I had the chance. Never even imagining I'd have that shithead teacher Corman.

So at the end of class during the last days of school we waited for every one else to leave the room. Then approached him about our grade for the class. Suffice to say upon hearing of the 65's from that smug cunt. We hemmed him up there in his class over his desk and let him know we had recordings of him doing anything but teaching Applied Physics. I also told his bitch ass about the 90 I got in Applied Physics 1 & 2 at Roosevelt. Then asked him how he could justify such a low grade from him when I got such a high grade in night school. Taking a combined class at that. Doing twice the work. From there we came to an agreement of 85 for both us. With attendance being a chip that cunt had.

After High School I never saw that piece of shit again. All the while holding a slap on sight for him for about 10 years. For the longest I wanted to slap the skin off his face as I grew to realize how sinister the education system is and what teachers like him had been doing for the longest.

Post of the Year nomination

 

[DJ]

"Grits in a Yeti"?

Yeah she's SERIOUS about her grits and honestly, being how serious she is the other girl's lucky that she didn't get

She got like 5 Yeti's now, I bought her the one she wanted for xmas, and she bought the others on her own with her allowance money.

 

[APOPHIS]

Me: you up north dudes dont know shit about grits or hot breakfast cereal in general.
Him: yes we do. We call it cream of wheat.
Me: see, thats what i'm talking about. Grits is ground corn. Oatmeal is ground oats. Farina is ground rice.

Man, it's too early for me to be laughing this hard.

 

[DJ]

story of my life

You are not alone

We are blessed to bright children fam, I got 2 older children, one is a nurse and the other works for the IRS.

 

[SamSneed]

She got like 5 Yeti's now, I bought her the one she wanted for xmas, and she bought the others on her own with her allowance money.

And a yeti family

We got all kinds too

 

[playahaitian]

We are blessed to bright children fam, I got 2 older children, one is a nurse and the other works for the IRS.

May the Lord continue to bless you and your entire family

You and the wife are doing exceptional.

Your daughter gonna be fine. She gotta remember all this is all training - your investing in her future (especially this private school life). she has to learn to control the situation not let the situation control her.

 

[playahaitian]

I had a conversation with her yesterday about the incident.
I asked her what warranted her reaction to the extreme of pushing and shoving.
She asks me "daddy, do you remember when my sister was little and used to put ketchup on her steak" ?
I said yeah, she says, "remember you used to get upset and ask her what are you doing ? You dont put ketchup on steak, who puts ketchup on steak" ?
I said yes.
Well daddy who puts sugar in grits ?
All I could do was shake my head and tell her go play.

 

[godofwine]

We used to put sugar and butter in cream of wheat.

Shrimp and grits
Fish and grits
Salmon croquettes and grits
Grits and gravy with biscuits
Bacon grits
Sausage and grits

I used to do a homemade bacon egg and cheese biscuit and put grits inside lol

Sugar and butter in cream of wheat is the only way to eat cream of wheat as far as I know

All of these are on point. But what about grits with salt and pepper and butter on top of scrambled eggs

 

[SamSneed]

new church pot luck theme

Grits and Grace

 

[godofwine]

Imma a sugar grit eater. Shit be delicious.

I renounce your throne. You are no longer our meteorologist. I renounce your throne

 

[vertigo]

I had a conversation with her yesterday about the incident.
I asked her what warranted her reaction to the extreme of pushing and shoving.
She asks me "daddy, do you remember when my sister was little and used to put ketchup on her steak" ?
I said yeah, she says, "remember you used to get upset and ask her what are you doing ? You dont put ketchup on steak, who puts ketchup on steak" ?
I said yes.
Well daddy who puts sugar in grits ?
All I could do was shake my head and tell her go play.

 

[parisian]

 

[playahaitian]

I had a conversation with her yesterday about the incident.
I asked her what warranted her reaction to the extreme of pushing and shoving.
She asks me "daddy, do you remember when my sister was little and used to put ketchup on her steak" ?
I said yeah, she says, "remember you used to get upset and ask her what are you doing ? You dont put ketchup on steak, who puts ketchup on steak" ?
I said yes.
Well daddy who puts sugar in grits ?
All I could do was shake my head and tell her go play.

Yup

I got one of dem too bro.

You are not alone

#blackdadsupportclub

 

[4 Dimensional]

I renounce your throne. You are no longer our meteorologist. I renounce your throne

You’re under a severe sugar grits warning

 

[0utsyder]

not to derail and I am not saying I disagree but ummm have you seen Alex ross version of the Silver Surfer?

...why does he have gloves?!?!?! Cosmic entity but he needs to hide his fingerprints!

Conversation derailed!

 

[SamSneed]

You’re under a severe sugar grits warning

87% chance of da bee tus

 

[REDLINE]

She got like 5 Yeti's now, I bought her the one she wanted for xmas, and she bought the others on her own with her allowance money.

She loves those Yeti's!

 

[DJ]

And a yeti family

We got all kinds too

I have the Tundra 125 on my boat, 30 lbs of ice will last like a week in that bitch.

 

[DJ]

Pretty much, I had no response.

 

[DJ]

She loves those Yeti's!

Yeah she does, they are expensive as shit though.

 

[cashwhisperer]

I mean, what kindov kool-aid? If it's that mix of Grape and Lemonade, with heavy sugar and sittin in that ICEBOX for 1hr, I may shoot a muthaphucka too! But, I'm from Cleveland. I guess it may be a mid-west thang, LOL.

Y'all had a frozen cup lady in y'all neighborhood??? Nigga, a strawberry, grape or cherry frozen Kool-aid with the syrup on top???

 

[tallblacknyc]

Y'all had a frozen cup lady in y'all neighborhood??? Nigga, a strawberry, grape or cherry frozen Kool-aid with the syrup on top???

Wait nobody was smart enough to freeze their own shit?

 

[cashwhisperer]

Wait nobody was smart enough to freeze their own shit?

We did, but when we were out riding bikes past the lady's house we had to make a stop!

 

[godofwine]

You’re under a severe sugar grits warning

Lol, next time I'm in NC I'll give you a holler. I didn't care for them the last time someone made them for me

 

[godofwine]

Wait nobody was smart enough to freeze their own shit?

You got to have an empty freezer to pull that shit off, and who do you know that has an empty fucking freezer? That shit is shoved in there like Tetris parts.

The only thing is important when you go shopping is being able to close the freezer door (y'all hear the Tetris music now, don't you?

 

[tallblacknyc]

You got to have an empty freezer to pull that shit off, and who do you know that has an empty fucking freezer? That shit is shoved in there like Tetris parts.

The only thing is important when you go shopping is being able to close the freezer door (y'all hear the Tetris music now, don't you?

there was room to put a small cup of frozen kool aid in the freezer or a few

 

[cashwhisperer]

These niggas eat fish and sweet grits.