Make a Contribution to Remove NSFW Ads

My daughter got detention for arguing over grits.

KoolJay said:
She gone do that little time like it ain't shyt! Baby gurl is standin on Bidness, I mean Grits!!! She is right doe, butter and pepper goes on grits. Let her know to throw alittle heavy cream in there with a pinch of shredded cheddar!
#FREE_DJs_Daughter
Click to expand...
I'm ten toes down when it comes to my kids bruh. I can appreciate her passion and all that, I got her back like a jansport knapsack. I aint even gonna introduce her to the idea of grits and cheese, you will be reading about me in the news
 
Last edited:
DJ said:
Yeah she uses salt when she cooks them.

I agree sugar in in grits is gross, I am not disputing that. Getting emotional over sugar in grits to the point of violence is my problem.

Like 3 years ago she had a Yeti Ramblar on her Christmas list because it was the best thing to keep her grits hot when she wanted to take them to school.
Click to expand...
I was worried. Anyone that does not use salt in grits is a psychopath. I mean bodies are going to start disappearing at some point.
 
Forget all of ya'll complaining about sugar in grits. Haven't had grits in over 35 years but yeah I put butter and sugar in my grits. Shit had no flavor without it.

And my sister put cheese in her grits. My sister put cheese in almost everything.
 
Last edited:
DJ said:
Funny thing when my wife first moved in, she went grocery shopping and got instant grits. They sat in the cabinet. So after a week or so she mentioned it to me, she said I bought grits when I went shopping bit your daughter hasn't touched them. I talk to my daughter and was like hey she bought ur favorite and u ain't cook them, she feels some type of way, I said she is trying to be nice and connect with you,. She says no daddy I don't eat instant grits and if she was paying attention she would have realized that.
Click to expand...
Hey, we all have lines that we won't cross...

​
 
  • Like
Reactions: DJ
DJ said:
Fam the girl is 5 ft 10 and don't want to play basketball. She finally played softball this year. All she wants to do is code, and work on her robot. I am more worried about her getting the robot to swing on me.


:roflmao3::roflmao3::roflmao3:
Click to expand...

Your daughter robot be in your local PD like:
xzgGfs.gif
 
DJ said:
Imma make some grits when I get home and put all kinds of shit in it right in front of her face, and dare her to argue with me lol.
I swear this shit is so stupid.
Click to expand...

That right there will be priceless. Sir you clearly have the con. Stay the course and Godspeed.
 
yasky777 said:
Shit my 13 year old bullied his counselor in to emailing me an apology letter detailing his improvement in math.

I was proud and n confused at the sam time
Click to expand...

My Applied Physics teacher in senior year of HS was a real piece of shit. He spent one day talking about yoyos and making money as a kid recycling bottles. He wasted our time like he just showed up to waste time. He'd give us work with little to no edification. After the yoyo banter I started to record him and created an archive of his fuckery.

At the end of the semester Mr. Corman, said he was going to give me and my friend 65 on for our last report. Mind you I had gotten a 90 for Applied Physics 1 & 2, a combined class, I took at night school contemporaneously at Roosevelt High School on Fordham Road across the street from Fordham University. Back then I was banging out classes so I would have a short day during the last marking period of my last semester. So I took Applied Physics 1 & 2 at night school when I had the chance. Never even imagining I'd have that shithead teacher Corman.

So at the end of class during the last days of school we waited for every one else to leave the room. Then approached him about our grade for the class. Suffice to say upon hearing of the 65's from that smug cunt. We hemmed him up there in his class over his desk and let him know we had recordings of him doing anything but teaching Applied Physics. I also told his bitch ass about the 90 I got in Applied Physics 1 & 2 at Roosevelt. Then asked him how he could justify such a low grade from him when I got such a high grade in night school. Taking a combined class at that. Doing twice the work. From there we came to an agreement of 85 for both us. With attendance being a chip that cunt had.

After High School I never saw that piece of shit again. All the while holding a slap on sight for him for about 10 years. For the longest I wanted to slap the skin off his face as I grew to realize how sinister the education system is and what teachers like him had been doing for the longest.
 
D@mnphins said:
Forget all of ya'll complaining about sugar in grits. Haven't had grits in over 35 years but yeah I put butter and sugar in my grits. Shit had no flavor with it.

And my sister put cheese in her grits. My sister put cheese in almost everything.
Click to expand...

4 Dimensional said:
Imma a sugar grit eater. Shit be delicious.
Click to expand...

Z MONSTER said:
I noticed brothers from Ohio put sugar in grits. :smh: Man there's a Burger King in Raleigh, NC (Poole Rd. near 440) that serve grits in the morning. The best I ever had.
Click to expand...

My parents knew a family way back when who put sugar in their grits. I think they were originally from Texas.

We've had that discussion on here before and I think somebody from South Carolina said that they put sugar on their grits.

I'd personally murder someone if they put grits with sugar in it and expected me to eat it but I'm not mad at those who like it that way.

The Texas family I think they added sugar, milk and maybe even cinnamon but I can't remember.

It was damn near like a Cream of Wheat.
 
All I know is, when I was reading the Bible... one of the books had a passage that said, And Lo! On the Seventh day of the seventh year, Adam told Eve (yes “told”) to gather some corn. Then take a stone and grind it, and so she did.

After the corn was groundth down, he told her to heat some water from the Pishon, and pour the ground corn into it. The ground corn became creamy and Eve said, "It is good." Adam then told her to gather and dry the sweet cane (not the pimp cane) and place it into the ground and wetted corn, and she did. Then she said, "It is good." Then a great wind came and dropped some "Challenger Butter" at her feet, and she placed it into the heated mixture and she said, "It is good."

But then she heard a sly and crafty voice from the thicket, and the voice asked her, "What doeseth thou maketh?” And Eve answered the voice, "I'm making ground and wetted corn with the sweet cane (not the pimp cane), and Challenger Butter from the wind."

And the sly and crafty voice said, "No daughter of Adam... If thou feedth thine husband that, he'll surely strike thee down. Here, grind thee these pepper corns, and place this in thine husband's bowl, and he shall surely loveth thee forever."

So Eve didth as the sly and crafty voice bade her to do, and she gave it to her husband and he did sample it.

Adams countenance grew sour. Then he said, "What the fuck is this shit?" Then she said, "It's the wetted corn with pepper corn."

The he said, "Are thouest outeth thine mind? Pepper corn is for the potato, the sweet cane (not the pimp cane) is for the wetted corn.” After that, Adam picked up the pimp cane (not the sweet cane). And Eve ran from the garden… with Adam close behindeth her brandishing the pimp cane (not the sweet cane).
 
I honestly don't remember ever eating grits. My grandma would feed my brother and me cream of wheat never grits though, pretty sure she ate grits. Cream of wheat I did milk, butter, and sugar as a kid.

Comment said these women are half white lol
 
Y'all funny as hell in this thread :lol:

Reminds me of a conversation I had with another bgol member years ago.

Me: you up north dudes dont know shit about grits or hot breakfast cereal in general.

Him: yes we do. We call it cream of wheat.

Me: see, thats what i'm talking about. Grits is ground corn. Oatmeal is ground oats. Farina is ground rice.

Him: then whats cream of wheat???

Me dumbfounded as fuck: WHEAT nigga!

@Black Sexxxploitation
 
850credit said:
We used to put sugar and butter in cream of wheat.

Shrimp and grits
Fish and grits
Salmon croquettes and grits
Grits and gravy with biscuits
Bacon grits
Sausage and grits

I used to do a homemade bacon egg and cheese biscuit and put grits inside lol
Click to expand...

that is actually exactly how its made frequently in the Caribbean
 
Helico-pterFunk said:
@DJ


For a good laugh once she wraps up suspension, tell her this story from the mid-90s when I was in junior high. So around the same age - 9th grade - 2 friends I knew.

They're in the cafeteria one day and my 1 friend decides to steal the kid's slice of pizza & chocolate milk. The other kid swings on him immediately causing his nose to leak like a faucet. He in turn sees red (pun intended) and goes HAM before it was a common expression. Tackles him & starts raining down blows, despite being in the wrong for the carbohydrate and sugar theft moments prior.

Both are suspended and had to attend some long, drawn-out meeting with the principal and their parents ... or else face expulsion.

I can understand a whole pizza and shit ... but over a slice?

Damn.
Click to expand...

hey hey hey

it was not JUST A SLICE

It was chocolate milk too

lets be fair.
 
Last edited:

Make a Contribution to Remove NSFW Ads
You must log in or register to reply here.

Similar threads

DJ
My daughter like a genius with no common sense.
2 3
Replies
75
Views
2K
chitownsfinest
C
MASTERBAKER
Creamy loaded Grits Recipe!! Ingredients: For the Grits: • 1 cup stone-ground grits • 4 cups water • 1 cup milk • 1 cup heavy cream • 2
Replies
0
Views
57
MASTERBAKER
MASTERBAKER
MASTERBAKER
Creamy loaded Grits Recipe!! Ingredients: For the Grits: • 1 cup stone-ground grits • 4 cups water • 1 cup milk • 1 cup heavy cream • 2
Replies
26
Views
350
soze
soze
MASTERBAKER
Lamb Chop, Shrimp and Grits
Replies
7
Views
225
MASTERBAKER
MASTERBAKER
the artist
Florida woman arrested after allegedly slapping her mom in the face with grits over pizza argument
Replies
7
Views
212
illdog
illdog
Back
Top