My daughter got detention for arguing over grits.

[DJ]

My 14 yo daughter got 2 day in school suspension for arguing with another girl over what to put in grits. I told her this morning this has to be some of the dumbest shit I ever heard.
My daughter loves grits, it was the first thing she ever learned to cook, and she would eat that shit 7 days a week, 3 meals a day if I let her. She will make them before school and take them for lunch. She is a grits purest, so the only thing she adds is butter black pepper.
The story I got was her and another girl where talking about breakfast food and somehow it lead into a grits conversation. The girl told my daughter that she puts sugar and butter in her grits, which my daughter expressed displeasure to and said only wypipo do that shit and its disgusting.
Apparently it escalated in to a heated argument and turned in to a shoving match on the bus, hence the in school suspension.
I asked her what her problem is and why she arguing over grits and sugar and her response was "daddy its gross and you just dont do that".
I am taking tylenol soon as I leave work because I know this conversation is going to give me a headache,

 

[APOPHIS]

Another reason why sons are superior.
Don't lose sleep over it.

 

[mcguyver]

LMFAO....


The teacher is a hater

 

[DJ]

Another reason why sons are superior.
Don't lose sleep over it.

Imma make some grits when I get home and put all kinds of shit in it right in front of her face, and dare her to argue with me lol.
I swear this shit is so stupid.

 

[World B Free]

That's a gritty story of love and violence and sugar.....

 

[stizz3000]

teacher mos def uses sugar...its gross in grits

 

[M.H.C.]

Yo that’s wild .

 

[APOPHIS]

Imma make some grits when I get home and put all kinds of shit in it right in front of her face, and dare her to argue with me lol.
I swear this shit is so stupid.

Pettiness for the win.

 

[DJ]

Yo that’s wild .

Fam I am paying 11k a year tuition for this bullshit, my kids are in private school.
I am like what in the fuck ???
Imma tell her she need to reimburse me for the 2 days she gonna be in suspension and not in class.

 

[Coldchi]

My 14 yo daughter got 2 day in school suspension for arguing with another girl over what to put in grits. I told her this morning this has to be some of the dumbest shit I ever heard.
My daughter loves grits, it was the first thing she ever learned to cook, and she would eat that shit 7 days a week, 3 meals a day if I let her. She will make them before school and take them for lunch. She is a grits purest, so the only thing she adds is butter black pepper.
The story I got was her and another girl where talking about breakfast food and somehow it lead into a grits conversation. The girl told my daughter that she puts sugar and butter in her grits, which my daughter expressed displeasure to and said only wypipo do that shit and its disgusting.
Apparently it escalated in to a heated argument and turned in to a shoving match on the bus, hence the in school suspension.
I asked her what her problem is and why she arguing over grits and sugar and her response was "daddy its gross and you just dont do that".
I am taking tylenol soon as I leave work because I know this conversation is going to give me a headache,

you tell her she's gotdamn right..............................sugar in grits is white folk shit.
now give her a high five and tell her to go in the kitchen and cook you up a pot. yall havin fish tonight.

 

[godofwine]

My 14 yo daughter got 2 day in school suspension for arguing with another girl over what to put in grits. I told her this morning this has to be some of the dumbest shit I ever heard.
My daughter loves grits, it was the first thing she ever learned to cook, and she would eat that shit 7 days a week, 3 meals a day if I let her. She will make them before school and take them for lunch. She is a grits purest, so the only thing she adds is butter black pepper.
The story I got was her and another girl where talking about breakfast food and somehow it lead into a grits conversation. The girl told my daughter that she puts sugar and butter in her grits, which my daughter expressed displeasure to and said only wypipo do that shit and its disgusting.
Apparently it escalated in to a heated argument and turned in to a shoving match on the bus, hence the in school suspension.
I asked her what her problem is and why she arguing over grits and sugar and her response was "daddy its gross and you just dont do that".
I am taking tylenol soon as I leave work because I know this conversation is going to give me a headache,

This whole conversation reminds me of this scene right here. This is how it should have been handled. Fucking suspension.

 

[godofwine]

you tell her she's gotdamn right..............................sugar in grits is white folk shit.
now give her a high five and tell her to go in the kitchen and cook you up a pot. yall havin fish tonight.

I tell you, it reminded me of the silver surfer fight in crimson Tide. I swear, folks always elevating shit when it could be handled more simply.

The Kirby silver surfer is the only true silver surfer

 

[DJ]

you tell her she's gotdamn right..............................sugar in grits is white folk shit.
now give her a high five and tell her to go in the kitchen and cook you up a pot. yall havin fish tonight.

As mad as I am, I just find the argument so stupid its humorous to me,
Imma have my wife or are gf talk to her.

 

[Coldchi]

I tell you, it reminded me of the silver surfer fight in crimson Tide. I swear, folks always elevating shit when it could be handled more simply.

The Kirby silver surfer is the only true silver surfer

one of my top 3 submarine movies.
Crimson Tide, Hunter Killer, and Hunt for Red October

 

[HisFlyness]

Strong contender for funniest thread title of the year

 

[DJ]

This whole conversation reminds me of this scene right here. This is how it should have been handled. Fucking suspension.

That's about right !

 

[NightMare Paint]

My 14 yo daughter got 2 day in school suspension for arguing with another girl over what to put in grits. I told her this morning this has to be some of the dumbest shit I ever heard.
My daughter loves grits, it was the first thing she ever learned to cook, and she would eat that shit 7 days a week, 3 meals a day if I let her. She will make them before school and take them for lunch. She is a grits purest, so the only thing she adds is butter black pepper.
The story I got was her and another girl where talking about breakfast food and somehow it lead into a grits conversation. The girl told my daughter that she puts sugar and butter in her grits, which my daughter expressed displeasure to and said only wypipo do that shit and its disgusting.
Apparently it escalated in to a heated argument and turned in to a shoving match on the bus, hence the in school suspension.
I asked her what her problem is and why she arguing over grits and sugar and her response was "daddy its gross and you just dont do that".
I am taking tylenol soon as I leave work because I know this conversation is going to give me a headache,

Baby girl was in the RIGHT! Don't you dare punish her! She stood on her cultural integrity!

 

[NightMare Paint]

Imma make some grits when I get home and put all kinds of shit in it right in front of her face, and dare her to argue with me lol.
I swear this shit is so stupid.

You gonna get swung on in your sleep and deservedly so.

 

[oskie]

im with your daughter, anybody that put sugar in grits should be slapped in the face

 

[0utsyder]

Another reason why sons are superior.
Don't lose sleep over it.

...motherfcuker there are people ON THIS BOARD that will argue over the same shyt!!!! Watch....I ALSO put sugar and butter in my grits! Them shyts is DELICIOUS!!!

 

[DJ]

You gonna get swung on in your sleep and deservedly so.

Fam the girl is 5 ft 10 and don't want to play basketball. She finally played softball this year. All she wants to do is code, and work on her robot. I am more worried about her getting the robot to swing on me.

 

[850credit]

We used to put sugar and butter in cream of wheat.

Shrimp and grits
Fish and grits
Salmon croquettes and grits
Grits and gravy with biscuits
Bacon grits
Sausage and grits

I used to do a homemade bacon egg and cheese biscuit and put grits inside lol

 

[DJ]

...motherfcuker there are people ON THIS BOARD that will argue over the same shyt!!!! Watch....I ALSO put sugar and butter in my grits! Them shyts is DELICIOUS!!!

Imma say that shit just sounds unnatural but I ain't going to argue over it. What you eat don't make me shit.

 

[Deezz]

I'm with the girl that got into it w/ your daughter. I love butter in my grits, but I put a little sugar in my grits as well.

I've never heard of putting pepper in your grits though. To each his/her own.

 

[tallblacknyc]

 

[Deezz]

We used to put sugar and butter in cream of wheat.

Shrimp and grits
Fish and grits
Salmon croquettes and grits
Grits and gravy with biscuits
Bacon grits
Sausage and grits

I used to do a homemade bacon egg and cheese biscuit and put grits inside lol

That sausage and grits sounded good right now!

 

[tallblacknyc]

How dare none of ya not post my cousin Vinny segment.. what is a grit

 

[letsshoot]

 

[Helico-pterFunk]

@DJ


For a good laugh once she wraps up suspension, tell her this story from the mid-90s when I was in junior high. So around the same age - 9th grade - 2 friends I knew.

They're in the cafeteria one day and my 1 friend decides to steal the kid's slice of pizza & chocolate milk. The other kid swings on him immediately causing his nose to leak like a faucet. He in turn sees red (pun intended) and goes HAM before it was a common expression. Tackles him & starts raining down blows, despite being in the wrong for the carbohydrate and sugar theft moments prior.

Both are suspended and had to attend some long, drawn-out meeting with the principal and their parents ... or else face expulsion.

I can understand a whole pizza and shit ... but over a slice?

Damn.

 

[REDLINE]

My 14 yo daughter got 2 day in school suspension for arguing with another girl over what to put in grits. I told her this morning this has to be some of the dumbest shit I ever heard.
My daughter loves grits, it was the first thing she ever learned to cook, and she would eat that shit 7 days a week, 3 meals a day if I let her. She will make them before school and take them for lunch. She is a grits purest, so the only thing she adds is butter black pepper.
The story I got was her and another girl where talking about breakfast food and somehow it lead into a grits conversation. The girl told my daughter that she puts sugar and butter in her grits, which my daughter expressed displeasure to and said only wypipo do that shit and its disgusting.
Apparently it escalated in to a heated argument and turned in to a shoving match on the bus, hence the in school suspension.
I asked her what her problem is and why she arguing over grits and sugar and her response was "daddy its gross and you just dont do that".
I am taking tylenol soon as I leave work because I know this conversation is going to give me a headache,

Your daughter was right and wrong.

Sugar in grits is gross But depending on where you're from people do put sugar in their grits.

That definitely includes Black people.

But your daughter doesn't put salt in her grits?

 

[REDLINE]

Baby girl was in the RIGHT! Don't you dare punish her! She stood on her cultural integrity!

Nah she got suspended because she said "Bitch you put what in what? Das sum white people shit"!

 

[J.U.S.T.I.C.E]

My daughter is 4 and already loves to argue; I’m not ready for shit like this

 

[Amajorfucup]

My daughter loves grits, it was the first thing she ever learned to cook, and she would eat that shit 7 days a week, 3 meals a day if I let her. She will make them before school and take them for lunch. She is a grits purest, so the only thing she adds is butter black pepper.

This young lady has her shit together. Five fucking stars.

 

[850credit]

I gotta keep it real

The way you wrote it, the argument escalated when ya pride and joy made it racial lol

 

[850credit]

@DJ


For a good laugh once she wraps up suspension, tell her this story from the mid-90s when I was in junior high. So around the same age - 9th grade - 2 friends I knew.

They're in the cafeteria one day and my 1 friend decides to steal the kid's slice of pizza & chocolate milk. The other kid swings on him immediately causing his nose to leak like a faucet. He in turn sees red (pun intended) and goes HAM before it was a common expression. Tackles him & starts raining down blows, despite being in the wrong for the carbohydrate and sugar theft moments prior.

Both are suspended and had to attend some long, drawn-out meeting with the principal and their parents ... or else face expulsion.

I can understand a whole pizza and shit ... but over a slice?

Damn.

It's the principle.

It's principalities in that mofo!