My turn.
I once fucked his Cac whore recently with an older son around my age. Met her at the local piggly wiggly. She wasn't the cutest but had cool hips and such. Think of how Mal Malloy used to be, before the daily visits to Burger Kang. The slick part was that this hoe in front of me ebt card kept getting declined (broke ass cac bitxh) at the register. I said I'd help get some groceries, if she let me beat first.
I didn't plan on buying her shit lol. She wasnt the cutest but fuck it, I'm gon get me some reparations out this bitches pussy.
So she invites me over to her spot. Man, this was some trailer park on the other side of town, but I didn't think the homies venture over there too much. So fuck it. I kid you not, there's a muthafucking banjo on the porch of their double-wide lol. I'm getting 'Deliverance' vibes, but I'm still determined to get reparations out this cac slut.
So she let's me inside and asks me if I'd like a sloppy joe manwich
(white folk shit smh) and a glass of tang, her speciality. I politely declined because it smelled like cat piss and pumpkin spice inside of that trailer. I look right into her lazy eye and ask her what's up with some Sloppy Toppy doe. She got sad and pointed to the dark corner where there was a computer screen light emanating.
Thats when i saw him. The most pathetic, sad, simp looking Cac I'd ever seen in life. He was in his tighty whitey drawers, and yellowed tank top and a cat on his lap (no doubt the only pussy he ever touched). This cac was on what I think was a 1999 Macintosh computer, the one with the TV tube for the monitor, and was just fixated on the screen with a retard stare not even moving.
His meemaw then softly says, "Ignore him, all he cares about is googling Trump stories and browsing the gay section on craigslist all day on his 'computter' as he calls it. He doesn't care about anything else".
She pulls me into her bedroom and closes the door. I get immaculate head, hit it from the back (caught a couple of bad whiffs to keep it 100
)for 20mins pull out and bust on her face. I put my gray sweatpants back on and see her punk ass son standing in the doorway just staring like a retard. I thought his bitch ass wanted to fight the god because I had his mom's singing like Adele when I was in them guts trying to put some food on her table.
I was mistaken.
This silly cac tries to start some small talk about what he googled earlier and saw on MSNBC lol. I smdh push him out the way. I wipe my dick on his rainbow scarf and dip the hell outnof there. Didnt even feel bad i didnt give them cacs grocery money either.
And that lady and gentlemen is how I fucked
@lightbright moms with promise of free food.