Before any of the usual bitches and the charity lovers start to flap their fucking mouths as usual....... My situation....
I'm not a rich/fat cat landlord.... I got a slick ass tenant that hasn't paid rent since last July that's in my fucking wallet for $15,600 plus $1500 in late fees....$1300/mo rent..... slick bitch also never put the utilities in his name and was living off it being billed to the previous tenant, who moved to of all places...Florida last May, ... it caught up to them last November and they sent me a text about it.... I called PSEG and let them know. told them there was a new tenant which I could give a copy of the lease and all of his info...They tried to blame me... I said FUCK YOU....you know that I can't do anything with the utilities. The previous tenant has to have it taken out of their name, otherwise if I did it, it could be considered an illegal forceful eviction, even though they had moved. When they realized that I wasn't stupid, they put it under "unknown" name. They still couldn't even schedule it for a shut off even though they had started sending out shut off notices on July 19th, because since it was now under an unknown name and if they put it in the computer would kick it back cause it was unknown.....
. I had an epiphany three weeks later during a late night dump in my second office. I called PSEG and asked, since I'm the owner of the property, why can't I have an unknown name account shut off. They said that someone is living there....
. I told them that that's why you fucks stay losing money.
Now keep in mind... I'm not a cruel landlord. I'm not trying to make money off of late fees... they're there to encourage the tenant to pay their rent on time. On the first like stated in the rental contract that they sign. And even then, I can't charge them until five business days have gone by, meaning that sometimes if the first falls right, I can't charge them until the eighth. And for the "I don't give a fuck when I pay tenants"... it's there to fuck them in their asses....with a dry cactus condom... it's broken into to charges. $50 on the fifth and another $76 on the ninth.... and best believe I won't say shit on the fifth... I wait until the ninth and the second fee kicks in before saying a word to them...
... and if the max for NJ wasn't $125....I would charge more.
As far as giving them a break if they lose their job? Give me a break paying the mortgage...Not asking to skate, but until this shit ends.... just tack how many months I get a break onto the end of my mortgage...
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I'm not a rich/fat cat landlord.... I got a slick ass tenant that hasn't paid rent since last July that's in my fucking wallet for $15,600 plus $1500 in late fees....$1300/mo rent..... slick bitch also never put the utilities in his name and was living off it being billed to the previous tenant, who moved to of all places...Florida last May, ... it caught up to them last November and they sent me a text about it.... I called PSEG and let them know. told them there was a new tenant which I could give a copy of the lease and all of his info...They tried to blame me... I said FUCK YOU....you know that I can't do anything with the utilities. The previous tenant has to have it taken out of their name, otherwise if I did it, it could be considered an illegal forceful eviction, even though they had moved. When they realized that I wasn't stupid, they put it under "unknown" name. They still couldn't even schedule it for a shut off even though they had started sending out shut off notices on July 19th, because since it was now under an unknown name and if they put it in the computer would kick it back cause it was unknown.....


Now keep in mind... I'm not a cruel landlord. I'm not trying to make money off of late fees... they're there to encourage the tenant to pay their rent on time. On the first like stated in the rental contract that they sign. And even then, I can't charge them until five business days have gone by, meaning that sometimes if the first falls right, I can't charge them until the eighth. And for the "I don't give a fuck when I pay tenants"... it's there to fuck them in their asses....with a dry cactus condom... it's broken into to charges. $50 on the fifth and another $76 on the ninth.... and best believe I won't say shit on the fifth... I wait until the ninth and the second fee kicks in before saying a word to them...

As far as giving them a break if they lose their job? Give me a break paying the mortgage...Not asking to skate, but until this shit ends.... just tack how many months I get a break onto the end of my mortgage...

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