Red Dead Redemption 2 (spoilers)

So I'm next to the trapper, and decided to setup camp for the night there.
I'm bout to get my eat on and then some dude with no shirt walks up like, the fire is warm can I come a squat with u. Before I can do anything his buddy pops up next to me with his gun up to my head! Damn. These niggas caught me slipping. But the first dude give me a pass like next time homey be careful where u camp at. And the walk off. Man this game the shit.

Shit happened to me... with some dude trying to ask me for a ride... I promptly declined. Dude said to hell with you and him and his buddy jacked me for my horse.. I already had my Arrow out cause as Usual I was hunting and I hit both them mutherfuckers with two old glories like..


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You don't fuck with my Mary Jane.
 
Shit happened to me... with some dude trying to ask me for a ride... I promptly declined. Dude said to hell with you and him and his buddy jacked me for my horse.. I already had my Arrow out cause as Usual I was hunting and I hit both them mutherfuckers with two old glories like..


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You don't fuck with my Mary Jane.
Any stranger runnin' up on me I'm straight blastin' em in this game.

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I don't even feel bad about doing the gold bar glitch. It's a lot of work :lol:

ya I need to do that shit...I’m finally comfortable enough playing the game how I wanna play it...and that’s being the bad guy but I’m need $$$ for these bounties I’m racking up or bullets lol
 
Shit happened to me... with some dude trying to ask me for a ride... I promptly declined. Dude said to hell with you and him and his buddy jacked me for my horse.. I already had my Arrow out cause as Usual I was hunting and I hit both them mutherfuckers with two old glories like..


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You don't fuck with my Mary Jane.

lol I don’t stop for none of these dudes begging for help...I don’t do that shit in real life and I’m pretty sure the 1899 version of me wouldna did that shit neither lol...maybe later in the game I might once I become more proficient w/ my firearms...that way I can take em down quick if they on some fuck shit
 
ya I need to do that shit...I’m finally comfortable enough playing the game how I wanna play it...and that’s being the bad guy but I’m need $$$ for these bounties I’m racking up or bullets lol

Word. I just need an animal skins glitch
 
So ahh... anyone else get jumped by Zombies after getting kinda lost... deep in the swamplands yet? :dunno: Or was it just me? :dunno:

Yup, Zombies are in the game. (Check :yes:)
Stay Sharp out there. :rolleyes:

that’s crazy...I stumbled upon a cabin in the woods (no pun intended) that had a bunch of decayed skeletons up in that bitch and some eerie score came on...it was daytime tho and I quickly got the fuck out of there...grabbed some spell/potion shit...wonder if it’s related
 
that’s crazy...I stumbled upon a cabin in the woods (no pun intended) that had a bunch of decayed skeletons up in that bitch and some eerie score came on...it was daytime tho and I quickly got the fuck out of there...grabbed some spell/potion shit...wonder if it’s related
Not sure if it’s related to the zombies :dunno:... but if you go to that very same cabin at 2:00am at night... an ALIEN UFO will appear. :yes:

 
Safety Tip >> Watch out for them Cougars/ Mountain Lions. They are a PROBLEM. :smh:

Be sure to have a full ‘Dead Eye’ meter BEFORE you try to engage them... because their ‘closing speed’ is ridiculous. :eek: They will LEAP from a crazy far distance... land right on your jugular... and they will body you in less than 3 seconds, if you miss. :rolleyes: Just saying.

Oh yeah, one more tip >> you can use your ’Eagle Eye’ hunting vision both indoors & outdoors... to search for (glowing) items / money / valuables in foootlockers, cabinets & drawers, or at camp sites.

This will save you a lot of time instead of opening everything up & finding nothing. :yes:
 
that’s crazy...I stumbled upon a cabin in the woods (no pun intended) that had a bunch of decayed skeletons up in that bitch and some eerie score came on...it was daytime tho and I quickly got the fuck out of there...grabbed some spell/potion shit...wonder if it’s related

Man I don’t ramble for shit... I’m gawd damn terrified of getting jumped again by wolves.
 
lol I don’t stop for none of these dudes begging for help...I don’t do that shit in real life and I’m pretty sure the 1899 version of me wouldna did that shit neither lol...maybe later in the game I might once I become more proficient w/ my firearms...that way I can take em down quick if they on some fuck shit
Any stranger runnin' up on me I'm straight blastin' em in this game.

You really should help people. It pays in most cases to help. One guy gives who is snake bitten gives you a free gun on his tab in the gun store. Others give you info on a treasure or a place worth robbing.
 
So ahh... anyone else get jumped by Zombies after getting kinda lost... deep in the swamplands yet? :dunno: Or was it just me? :dunno:

Yup, Zombies are in the game. (Check :yes:)
Stay Sharp out there. :rolleyes:
You sure? I know there's a spot I saw on Reddit with a hannged body with a bunch of Mike Myers guys attack you if you get off your horse. I passed the spot the other day but I didn't want to test it.
 
I don't even feel bad about doing the gold bar glitch. It's a lot of work :lol:

these are the instructions I followed...it was pretty easy...to make it work...I had to pay off my damn bounties beforehand tho...had about $500 on my head between 2 regions

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I did the glitch below a 2nd time so I have over $30k now...I’m not sure how many times you can do it but I felt a bit guilty the 2nd time around lol...if it was online I wouldn’t give a fuck tho...but anyway @ least I have guaranteed $$$ for bounties and ammunition

1) make sure you have no bounty and auto save is off 2) open the lock box but dont loot it 3) stand over the box so the option to take the gold bar is showing in the bottom right but dont loot it 4) save your game, back out to load screen and load the save you just made 5) head back to the lock box and take max amount of gold bars you can carry (you will notice the other item in the box is gone) 6) head over to Saint Denis and sell all bars for $15,000 7) head back to the lock box, this time close the box then open it. This returns the horse pamphlet 8) repeat steps 3-7

Edit: once you've unlocked the fence at Emerald Ranch you can go there to sell bars. Whatever makes the process quicker.
 
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these are the instructions I followed...it was pretty easy...to make it work...I had to pay off my damn bounties beforehand tho...had about $500 on my head between 2 regions

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I did the glitch below a 2nd time so I have over $30k now...I’m not sure how many times you can do it but I felt a bit guilty the 2nd time around lol...if it was online I wouldn’t give a fuck tho...but anyway @ least I have guaranteed $$$ for bounties and ammunition

I don't have fast travel unlocked yet so it's a lot of traveling to complete the process even when I catch the train. More work than a typical "glitch," at least that's what i tell myself so i don't feel guilty lol. But I'm like you, only doing it twice.
 
I go on my first hunt, trying to get a bear. I follow the tracks up the hill and then they just stop. I'm like wtf the tracks go? The fucking bear was behind a bush 20 feet in front of me. You know how that ended. :smh:
 
You sure? I know there's a spot I saw on Reddit with a hannged body with a bunch of Mike Myers guys attack you if you get off your horse. I passed the spot the other day but I didn't want to test it.
Creepy Grey skin. Check.
Festering wounds. Check.
Shredded clothes. Check.

Yup, they pretty much looked like a walking corpse.

A corpse with NFL linebacker speed, that is. :yes:

Now if these are not Zombies... they are ‘close enough’ in my book. :dunno:

Cuz if they hit you with that Zone Blitz... that FOOTSPEED is what you will remember most when you are getting stabbed up (especially if you never saw them red dots closing in on your radar :rolleyes:)

Shhhheeeeiittttt..... I was just trying to get the hell outta the area. As fast as possible. :yes:

Here’s some video...







It’s not just one area. I’ve encountered these zombie-ish things all over the swamplands. Day or Night. Especially when it’s foggy weather conditions. :yes:
 
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I don't have fast travel unlocked yet so it's a lot of traveling to complete the process even when I catch the train. More work than a typical "glitch," at least that's what i tell myself so i don't feel guilty lol. But I'm like you, only doing it twice.

traveling by horse isn’t bad @ all imo...I’ve unlocked the stagecoach fast travel but I don’t use it...in hindsight tho I’m glad I did the glitch...it’s kind of unfair that the mission payouts have been so low and in some cases warranted a bounty that was far more costly
 
I don't have fast travel unlocked yet so it's a lot of traveling to complete the process even when I catch the train. More work than a typical "glitch," at least that's what i tell myself so i don't feel guilty lol. But I'm like you, only doing it twice.

Get the glitch...

Go to your camp

Fully upgrade Arthur’s tent

And you will unlock Fast travel..

It’s worth it..

You can travel to every town you have found.

So it forces you to go travel around but then it’s makes it easier to travel to spots that are the farthest on the Map


But like it’s said... traveling by horse is fucking fun.

I have rarely used fast travel. All you need is the best horse.
 
I go on my first hunt, trying to get a bear. I follow the tracks up the hill and then they just stop. I'm like wtf the tracks go? The fucking bear was behind a bush 20 feet in front of me. You know how that ended. :smh:

You have to remember to activate your eagle eye... every time you are on a hunt.

I will activate eagle eye when I don’t have enough dead eye in a fight because it will still temporarily slow down the action to give me just enough time to orientate myself.
 
Get the glitch...

Go to your camp

Fully upgrade Arthur’s tent

And you will unlock Fast travel..

It’s worth it..

You can travel to every town you have found.

So it forces you to go travel around but then it’s makes it easier to travel to spots that are the farthest on the Map


But like it’s said... traveling by horse is fucking fun.

I have rarely used fast travel. All you need is the best horse.

ok...then I’m about to unlock that then...I upgraded everything in the camp and then seen a map that arthur wanted in the ledger but I was too tired and figured I’d buy it later...I’m assuming that’s the fast travel map...I like riding the horse around for now tho since everything is still so new...found an “indian” reservation last nite...the game disarms you when enter their land...it was near nite tho so I didn’t see anyone...I take it R* will probably not let you commit violence against them and vice versa for politically correct reasons...I’ve ridden along the dakota river from top to bottom several times tho
 
Had some random come stumbling out the woods screaming for help all bloody and shit. He asked me to take him to Saint Denis for help and I hadn't made it to that city yet so I took him. The whole ride he keeps passing out but we get there and doc tells him his arm is too far gone he has to amputate. Hes trying to tell the doc no but he gives him a shot that puts him out, tells me to leave I dont want to see this but I stay and watch him saw this dudes arm off blood everywhere. I'm loving this game
 
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