Secrets you know because of your occupation

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Restaurant
-Don't order top shelf liquor from a waitress in a club or lounge. We will give u bottom shelf, charge you for top shelf and keep the difference. Most pple can't tell the difference between well vodka and ciroc. Its all in their heads. Alos if u buy a bottle make sure it comes still sealed. Otherwise its mixed with water lol and we just sold u a 250 dollar bottle of half water lol

medical
-Its not always the board certified doctor operating on you. Lots of residents operate (practice)
-Some doctors judge how well they treat you based on what kind of insurance you have.
-The reason you feel sore after surgery isn't just because of surgery, you're getting thrown around like a ragdoll while under anesthesia.
-We don't really know what your grandpa has... No we can't really fix it but we can keep him very uncomfortable for days while we puzzle over his test results... This is not Mario Bros. We can't give him a mushroom and his life bar goes back to 100%. He is 98 years old. Listen to him when he tells you, "I'm ready to go, I'm not scared". He knows.
Whatever you want us to do to him will be worse.

debt collectors
-If you have a creditor harrassing you look up TILA information. Write a letter telling them to stop contacting you. If they contact you again (besides saying they are taking you to court) they have violated TILA and the statutory damages are $1000 per violation. Easiest money you can make.

Law
-If you get pulled over and the officer asks "do you know how fast you were going" or "do you know why I stopped you" say no. Once you answer "well yea, I was going 35 in a 25" you have ADMITTED TO BREAKING THE LAW. Easiest ticket s/he will write. This isn't a secret, more so common knowledge
-When your lawyer offer you a beverage, don't get it. Nothing is free at a law office. It will be included your final bill. The firm I worked at also charged by the minute for each phone convo, so don't be calling your attorney everyday, all day to check on your case. Charged by the sheet for photocopies/faxes too.

IT:

A lot of niggas are weirdos, and don't know how/want to hide their wierdo habits. Also, niggas browsing for porn at the office is surprisingly common

Lyft:

Drivers can rate passengers. 3 or less and we never have to see you again as you will never be matched with us. Keep getting low ratings and your passenger account gets deactivated.

 

[tallblacknyc]

Adult entertainment

How much wall street, lawyers, doctors, and other occupations love coke and prositutes


How gay CAC males really are

Entertainment

The Jew and gay agenda.. How they are 1 in the same

Underground economy

How it is a necessary evil to sustain a lot of bizzness and how it helped/still helped build a lot of legal bizzness

 

[LSN]

elementary school reading scores being a pipeline more or less to prisons...it’s not an absolute secret but something that isn’t really spoken on...mentioned it here years ago

 

[LSN]

-Some doctors judge how well they treat you based on what kind of insurance you have.

ya this shit I knew

 

[silentking]

Entertainment: how much sex drugs and rock n roll is not just a catch phrase. Also, how casual cocaine use is among cats you might not think get down like that.

 

[tallblacknyc]

Adult entertainment

Lot of clubs are fronts for money laundering... Also used to push lots of tax free schemes.. Like credit card fraud on tourist.. Euro human trafficking

How law enforcement turns a blind eye to euro tax free methods but are quick to shutdown people of color situation even though they operation mite be crumbs compared to non black operations

 

[mailboxpimp]

ya wife, girlfriend, or jumpoff can/ will suck a dick while getting her hair shampooed. doesnt matter if the salon or barber shop is crowded. IT IS A THRILL FOR HER.... IT IS SOME FANTASY TYPE SHIT TOO! ....Its really hard to see especially if buddy has his back turned to the rest of the room.

ya wife, girlfriend, or jumpoff can/ will fuck or suck a dick while under the dryer

ya wife, girlfriend, or jumpoff can/ will fuck, suck a dick or both getting a brazilian wax..... her pussy & asshole gets rubbed & blown on & played with the waxing is being done. Somebody is spreading her ass cheeks open & blowing on the wax to cool it & into her ass/asshole. Once the wax is applied with the stick, the material used to pull the wax & the hair off is applied & rubbed into the warm wax so that it can pull all of the wax off the 1st time. So she is literally getting her asshole rubbed in the process. She will always get turned on ... there is no way for her to hide her wet pussy.... you can see it, feel it, & smell it. She knows you know & tries to pretend it isnt what it is. All this, of course, is true IF she finds you attractive Im sure. not many men who like women do this.... so the lane is WIIIIDE open. you CAN get paid & still get paid. It isnt exactly the most ethical thing to do as far as business goes, but shit does happen. Some women love to pay to play & keep it moving even tho they in a relationship & buddy would never know. The dude or chick she paid also paid for discretion & silence.

if she pays for a full body massage 9x's outta 10 she will love having her tiddies & ass massaged.... she will suck a dick & or fuck or both. which means she expects to have her pussy licked. She's, nooooooo you paying! her & her best gf about it.

ooooh spring & summer time.... dudes who do pedicures make a killing & get a lot of pussy..ya wife, girlfriend, or jumpoff shows up with no panties on in a mini skirt or sundress so you can see her pussy while massaging her legs & decide for ya self. She'll be happy to pay.

she will keep her hands on the armrest of the barber/stylist chair so she can feel ya dick on the low or maybe not on the low. If you cover her with the cape in a way that the cape covers the arm rests NOBODY can see her hands...... she can pull ya dick out & put it back where she got it. It is possible for her to hold a dick in her hand in a shop full of people & nobody noticed. Thats why she sits there & says nothing the entire time she's there!


you have no clue when you pick her up & pay. When you leave.... we like

 

[tallblacknyc]

Adult entertainment

How much police stings been going down at hotels for bp... They been trying to shut that shit down for a min and get pissed off that they weren't catching as many underage girls as they would like to push the "human traffic" line

 

[Star]

Daughters usually want to keep dying Parents alive . The Parent can be 98 years old, bone thin, boated belly and they will cry "Anything to save my Mommy or Daddy" The Parent will tell you They are long ready to die, But some do their best to stay alive because they know their daughter will fall apart after they die.

 

[silentking]

IT Security: how often government jawns get hit with ransomware and just pay and keep it moving

 

[ballscout1]

ya this shit I knew

Not to mention if you go looking all bimmy or funky.....that shit goes in your chart and your service will suffer

 

[ViCiouS]

Adult entertainment

Lot of clubs are fronts for money laundering... Also used to push lots of tax free schemes.. Like credit card fraud on tourist.. Euro human trafficking

How law enforcement turns a blind eye to euro tax free methods but are quick to shutdown people of color situation even though they operation mite be crumbs compared to non black operations

 

[tallblacknyc]

Adult entertainment

Lot of police raids on groups and gangs in the past few yrs were connected to stripclubs

 

[mailboxpimp]

some barbers, cosmetologist, & estheticians do not have their license.... NEVER had it & dnt plan on getting it.
In Illinois you do not need a barber/cosmetology license to open a barber shop, just a business license.

 

[silentking]

Tom Cruise?

 

[therealjondoe]

So when do the secrets start?

 

[mailboxpimp]

school counselors dnt really have the time to counsel ya kids..... we too busy trying to keep up with all the paperwork we gotta send to the state & board of ed.
it's a better position to have than a teacher.... less bullshit to deal with in a lot of different ways. @ 2:30 the problems disappear.

 

[RichmondFire]

White firefighters feel the same way about black people as white cops. They just don't have the authority cops do to mistreat us.

 

[Mrfreddygoodbud]

a lot of artwork and ancient artifacts sold at popular auction houses new money folks are paying big money for is fake...

even the so called experts cant tell...

 

[yasky777]

Fly with face masks.
1. To scare white people
2. The air is filthy and germs are abundant
3. You won’t regret either

 

[RichmondFire]

a lot of artwork and ancient artifacts sold at popular auction houses new money folks are paying big money for is fake...

even the so called experts cant tell...

And a lot of gallerys are fronts.

 

[Naha-Nago]

CONSTRUCTION

- Here's a fun one for starters. EVERY PIECE OF CONSTRUCTION EQUIPMENT YOU SEE ON THE HIGHWAY OR JOBSITE HAS A UNIVERSAL KEY THAT YOU CAN EASILY GET AT THE DEALERSHIP OF SAID PIECE OF EQUIPMENT. There is usually an additional key on the motor, a location device on the equipment, and a padlock on the steering in a futile attempt to prevent site raiders (If they want your shit...they taking it.) but for every 10 pieces of equipment you see on the highway 7 pieces you could jump on, start up, and start tearing shit up. RIGHT. NOW. I personally am a collector of keys and have a key for damn near every piece of construction equipment known to man by manufacturer.

- We make and or have the capacity to make A LOT more money than you think we do. That dusty crusty fool you see holding the 'slow down' sign all day on a road crew? Pulling down $17 an hr. $27 if in a union state. There is TONS of money in the dirt.

- We are connected to EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING. Think about it- eventually...somebody is going to need something built, renovated, or tore down. Just in my career alone I have built courthouses, hospitals, colleges, and buildings for state officials and all types of other random shit. Plus, I've had everyone from cats with doctorates in engineering, ex pimps, to standing members of the Zeta working under me. Don't think for a second we don't know people...we probably know your boss.

- Most of the money made and loss in construction is tied in the man hours on our end. That's what you are paying for- our time and expertise. If you 'got it done for cheap' then you either got poor quality....or dude is family.... or you fucking him. Spend the money.

- The golden triangle: MONEY-TIME-QUALITY. Pick two. The other one is going to be the one fucking with you. Hint: you can only pick two.

- 85% rule. If you have agreed to a contract try to get as much work done BEFORE the contractor gets 85% of his money. Especially on smaller jobs- the job is usually bought out at 75% of the actual contract about that is agreed up. The remaining 25% is the profit margin. 85% is the point at which we start to be not as attentive to your phone calls. Definitely if you are a dick and we dont plan on doing another job with you.

- There are no stupid questions only stupid people who think they know what they are talking about and they don't. You hired me to build this shit right? Let me build it.

- 'I'll call you back in 5 minutes' can mean EXACTLY 5 minutes or next week depending on what I need from you, how deep I need to put my foot in your ass, or how deep you want to put your foot in mine.

- Your painter...is high. Don't even bother piss testing him.

- Getting at gov't contracts works like this. Either you need to be politically connected or a minority. How 'Minority' of a minority you are will determine what or who you have to bid against. Example if you are a WOMAN of NATIVE AMERICAN heritage the gov't will literally throw money at you. So the hustle is is to find a woman who is a minority, make her on the books 51% owner of your MBE (Minority Business Enterprise), have her get the jobs awarded to her, give her some "Bitch sit down somewhere" money, and you run the company or you subcontractor it out to a contractor who can do the work and you 'manage' them. Cats been milking that shit for years. BTW, ALL STATE AND FEDERAL JOBS MUST have 10% minority involvement....y'all know of any Pocahontas's that have a construction/engineer degrees???

- If you have 10 million dollars and don't know what to do with it, open up an asbestos abatement company. I call them the rich man's welfare.

- If there is a cleaning crew that is predominately female, two of the ten women will ho it out on site for cash.

- I don't advise it but it's easy as fuck to wash money in construction. Especially concrete, masonry, and cleaning crews.

- The hardest thing for a contractor to say is 'No' to more work. We will take your money and scramble to make it happen. WE ALL DO THAT.

- 80% of the issues you have in your house is due to you being negligent. Change out the fucking filter(s) to your AC unit (which is probably a split system) right now!


-You driving and you ever see 5 guys in clean hard hats, pants, and boots bird dogging one guy covered in filth who is physically working.
This is why. COVER. YOUR. ASS.

I'll add more later tonight. I would love to see what @killagram could add to this list.

*two cents*

 

[Mrfreddygoodbud]

wall street is a well organized legal pyramid scheme..

the folks at the tipity top never lose money..

 

[Mrfreddygoodbud]

And a lot of gallerys are fronts.

big time....

 

[ViCiouS]

- 85% rule. If you have agreed to a contract try to get as much work done BEFORE the contractor gets 85% of his money. Especially on smaller jobs- the job is usually bought out at 75% of the actual contract about that is agreed up. The remaining 25% is the profit margin. 85% is the point at which we start to be not as attentive to your phone calls. Definitely if you are a dick and we dont plan on doing another job with you.

my father taught me to always include an on time completion bonus in the contract...

 

[Naha-Nago]

my father taught me to always include an on time completion bonus in the contract...

You better honor it.

*two cents*

 

[ViCiouS]

You better honor it.

*two cents*

thats the difference between a competent developer / contractor and people like Trump...

 

[Man_Of_STeeL]

do the vice presidents of your company actually "do" anything??

 

[yaBoi]

Restaurant
-Don't order top shelf liquor from a waitress in a club or lounge. We will give u bottom shelf, charge you for top shelf and keep the difference. Most pple can't tell the difference between well vodka and ciroc. Its all in their heads. Alos if u buy a bottle make sure it comes still sealed. Otherwise its mixed with water lol and we just sold u a 250 dollar bottle of half water lol

medical
-Its not always the board certified doctor operating on you. Lots of residents operate (practice)
-Some doctors judge how well they treat you based on what kind of insurance you have.
-The reason you feel sore after surgery isn't just because of surgery, you're getting thrown around like a ragdoll while under anesthesia.
-We don't really know what your grandpa has... No we can't really fix it but we can keep him very uncomfortable for days while we puzzle over his test results... This is not Mario Bros. We can't give him a mushroom and his life bar goes back to 100%. He is 98 years old. Listen to him when he tells you, "I'm ready to go, I'm not scared". He knows.
Whatever you want us to do to him will be worse.

debt collectors
-If you have a creditor harrassing you look up TILA information. Write a letter telling them to stop contacting you. If they contact you again (besides saying they are taking you to court) they have violated TILA and the statutory damages are $1000 per violation. Easiest money you can make.

Law
-If you get pulled over and the officer asks "do you know how fast you were going" or "do you know why I stopped you" say no. Once you answer "well yea, I was going 35 in a 25" you have ADMITTED TO BREAKING THE LAW. Easiest ticket s/he will write. This isn't a secret, more so common knowledge
-When your lawyer offer you a beverage, don't get it. Nothing is free at a law office. It will be included your final bill. The firm I worked at also charged by the minute for each phone convo, so don't be calling your attorney everyday, all day to check on your case. Charged by the sheet for photocopies/faxes too.

IT:

A lot of niggas are weirdos, and don't know how/want to hide their wierdo habits. Also, niggas browsing for porn at the office is surprisingly common

Lyft:

Drivers can rate passengers. 3 or less and we never have to see you again as you will never be matched with us. Keep getting low ratings and your passenger account gets deactivated.

so common we don't even check for it ....smh

 

[Blackouttt]

Special education doesn’t work. It actually increases achievement gaps. No matter the severity, keep your child in an inclusive classroom. Special education is only offered to create a false perception that your child is doing well. They really are not.

 

[Naha-Nago]

thats the difference between a competent developer / contractor and people like Trump...

Trump did what a lot of sleeze bucket developers and general contractors do by preying on smaller subcontractors who are trying to make a name for themselves by bidding work outside of their capacity. They tell these poor bastards that they are doing them a favor by picking them to be on this 'premier project with the big boys' all the while holding on to their money to collect interest in a bank which they pocket -which fucks up their line of credit with their vendors and their payroll- as they pull unpaid work out of them. The race is the to see who can get to 85% first. If the subcontractor breaks - fails to perform- the G.C. supplements the works to another sub through breach of contract and then makes the sub who didn't get paiod on time failed to perform go through hell to get only a fraction of the money owed to him.

I've seen it done tons of time. That's why the first one who gets to 85% - either work in or money paid- has the upper hand. It's a game played on every job.

Hell I deal in HVAC systems- subcontractor- and I purposely front load my jobs for that very same reason. I send ALL my Chillers, Boilers, Air Condition Units, and other major equipment to the site IMMEDIATELY so I can get paid for it. Then the only thing I'm worried about is man hours which I can control.

If there is going to be any fucking on any job I'm on it's going to be me doing it.



*two cents*

 

[LSN]

Special education doesn’t work. It actually increases achievement gaps. No matter the severity, keep your child in an inclusive classroom. Special education is only offered to create a false perception that your child is doing well. They really are not.

it’s a racket for both schools and parents...schools that don’t perform well warrant more funds...parents of SPED students can receive financial assistance

 

[prose00]

Subz

 

[alexw]

Education: your childs female teacher is probably addicted to xanax
in nys your childs teacher isnt drug tested
once you pass the initial drug test upon your hire, thats it no more testing
my point, that white bitch cant handle stress and shes an addict to multiple drugs

 

[The Untouchable GDFOLKS]

Record companies buy their own records to inflate the numbers on the soundscan to create the illusion that an artist is more popular than he/sh is. They recoup the money spent on their next album.