25 Things Every Black Woman Should Know How to Cook

Maybe my island roots are showing again. I never ate any meatloaf and I dont know anyone who cooked that stuff.

my father is from st Lucia and all his people are from the Grenadians and he made a slamming meatloaf

but meatloaf is a poverty meal....so maybe you been wealthy like the hybrid chef

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
 
Like hell. I cook because its part of what i do. I love cooking, baking, grilling, cleaning lion fish etc.

I don't like my wife and her homegirls fucking up my cook wear. This is why i bought her a separate set. My stove is a professional grade and my cookware cost. I don't need some new millennium sista feeling like trying some bullshit she peeped on pinerest or some sista related mag. She can burn down her own kitchen.

im single with my own home and i let a chick cook in my kitchen once
NEVER again!!!!
i had to walk behind her to keep cleaning up she made a fucking mess everywhere. onion peel dropping on the floor bbq sauce on the stove,ugh i was disgusted!

when i move a chick in, im doing ALL the cooking. i do however expect her to know how to cook,just in case

any woman over 20 who cant cook is fucking useless!
 
I'm 0 -25. I can make ramen. In the microwave. I would pay off my friends to cook, if a guy came over and wanted to eat at my place. On the flipside though several of the wives can cook everything on that list and way more. So it balances out.

But those women will get overlooked because they're not light skinned. Latina. Don't have perfect bodies.

Yes good women are out there. Cooking women are out there. But these guys don't look for them. And complain about the ones they pick not cooking.

I know your ass can't cook. You can eat tho.. you can eat

Cooking is a requirement. and cleaning too. i clean you clean.

other than that i let them slide on shit that i know how to do that really just isn't taught today like hemming my own pants and crocheting and shit like that...
 
I once dated a chick that offered to cook me a meal. She wanted to do fried chicken. When she reached for the corn meal, I had to do an override. :smh:

i would've let her do it. I would've wanted to see how that shit turned out. She would've saw me put on the safety goggles and a white lab coat and jot down the whole experiment.
 
i would've let her do it. I would've wanted to see how that shit turned out. She would've saw me put on the safety goggles and a white lab coat and jot down the whole experiment.

:lol::lol::lol:

I told my grandmother this story, and she said that there is a way to do it, but she doubts if she was gonna do it right. She said that you'd have to do it with a batter. Now that I'm thinking about it, I might try it.
 
my father is from st Lucia and all his people are from the Grenadians and he made a slamming meatloaf

but meatloaf is a poverty meal....so maybe you been wealthy like the hybrid chef

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

I just had the standard meal of sardine and rice yesterday. Thats a poverty meal. But meatloaf? Never had that.
 
I think men and women should know this list, but the mark of a good cook, is free styling going to the fridge and working with what you got, or going to the store on a whim and making something. I can't marry a woman that can't cook, she does not have to be the sole cooker, but I better not be the only
 
You know i don't clean neither.

Thank god for
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:roflmao2::roflmao2:Nikka you aint lookin for a wife.. Your lookin for some with culinary skills to feed ya ass on a daily.. :roflmao2::roflmao2:
 
Co damn sign. This box head ass homegirl of my wife tried to lecture me on baking. Mind you I fixed them a cool little brunch. I'm in my Kobe Jordan groove shit is on. Chris Botti playing from the speakers
Instead of her shutting all de fuck up and enjoying the food. I had been up since 3am. Mind you i went the traditional route lobster shrimp and smoke sausage over a bed of cheddar asiago grits. I had fixed mimosas and prepared smoothies. They also had baked spiced rum and banana stuffed french toast with a brown sugar streusel topping.

Homegirl didn't lend a hand. She flopped down and tried to get comfortable. The wife gave her a tour. She talked about how nice it is. She was shocked to shit I picked the paintings and furniture. The wife did the colors and master bath.

I only did it for the Mrs. Saturday is my sleep in till an ignant time day. Now I know how Kobe feels when Smush Parker tried to sit down at his table :hmm:

Oh, is this version of Acur married? Okay, a character reboot. I see you.:lol::lol::lol:
 
I feel like some of this now. :yes: When i was single, the 7-11 hot dog bar was my dining room. Hot dogs. A cup a noodles. Hot cheetos. Mix it all in. :yes:

Get a honey bun and a couple packets of peanut butter and some m&m's. With a big red to wash it all down. :yes:

You just get out of prison ?
 
Many kids have been conceived due to the great meatloaf scam.


That shit would sit even the coldest nigga down for a while.
 
My mother in law went off on my wife, cuz I made my own plate during sunday dinner....(love that lady)...so women were just raised that way..I aint mad.

Yeah. 20 years married our husband never had to make his own plate. I didn't like it(the bowing to a man thing). But she told me that's what a good wife is supposed to do. Mother in law still feeds father in law the same way. I think it's antiquated and unnecessary but she believes it's a small concession to make if he's doing everything he's supposed to be doing.

Such a show of subservience just isn't in my nature though. The wife does that stuff because that's how she was trained to be. She tells all young women to be that way as well. Serve the man and such. Even though i suppose it doesn't hurt anything.

You just get out of prison ?

I just used to eat real bad.
 
But those women will get overlooked because they're not light skinned. Latina. Don't have perfect bodies.

Yes good women are out there. Cooking women are out there. But these guys don't look for them. And complain about the ones they pick not cooking.

Agreed

I feel like some of this now. :yes: When i was single, the 7-11 hot dog bar was my dining room. Hot dogs. A cup a noodles. Hot cheetos. Mix it all in. :yes:

Get a honey bun and a couple packets of peanut butter and some m&m's. With a big red to wash it all down. :yes:

:lol:

That last pic with the hot dog octapus made me throw up a little
 
Yeah. 20 years married our husband never had to make his own plate. I didn't like it(the bowing to a man thing). But she told me that's what a good wife is supposed to do. Mother in law still feeds father in law the same way. I think it's antiquated and unnecessary but she believes it's a small concession to make if he's doing everything he's supposed to be doing.

Such a show of subservience just isn't in my nature though. The wife does that stuff because that's how she was trained to be. She tells all young women to be that way as well. Serve the man and such. Even though i suppose it doesn't hurt anything.



I just used to eat real bad.

i bet you used to have bubbleguts all the time
 
i bet you used to have bubbleguts all the time

You sir. Are a hatin ass busta.

I just got back from Mcdonalds with a jalapeno double and went to get some hot fritos from the QT. I put the fritos in the burger and got myself a grape soda. For desert. I have white chocolate macadamia cookies.

The only time i've ever had stomach issues is when i first went to africa oddly enough. lol
 
Black people need to start eating healthier, fuck tasty...look at how we be lookin at 40 :smh:
 
Co damn sign. This box head ass homegirl of my wife tried to lecture me on baking. Mind you I fixed them a cool little brunch. I'm in my Kobe Jordan groove shit is on. Chris Botti playing from the speakers
Instead of her shutting all de fuck up and enjoying the food. I had been up since 3am. Mind you i went the traditional route lobster shrimp and smoke sausage over a bed of cheddar asiago grits. I had fixed mimosas and prepared smoothies. They also had baked spiced rum and banana stuffed french toast with a brown sugar streusel topping.

Homegirl didn't lend a hand. She flopped down and tried to get comfortable. The wife gave her a tour. She talked about how nice it is. She was shocked to shit I picked the paintings and furniture. The wife did the colors and master bath.

I only did it for the Mrs. Saturday is my sleep in till an ignant time day. Now I know how Kobe feels when Smush Parker tried to sit down at his table :hmm:
this nigga here is clinical bruh lol
 
You sir. Are a hatin ass busta.

I just got back from Mcdonalds with a jalapeno double and went to get some hot fritos from the QT. I put the fritos in the burger and got myself a grape soda. For desert. I have white chocolate macadamia cookies.

The only time i've ever had stomach issues is when i first went to africa oddly enough.
lol

I bet :lol:

You had some rice and some unprocessed meat and your stomach was like "the fuck is this bullshit..."
 
this nigga here is clinical bruh lol

i like how he always includes something he thinks makes him seem cool in the mix

he could be talking about riding his bike and he'd be like

so im on my bike and i had my ralph lauren boat shoes and some mozart playing in the beats headphones by the way cause that's just how i does it.... :lol:
 
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