To pick up where Amir’s dope response post ‘The Problem with the ‘Can You Cook?’ Debate’ left off, here is a theSUNK classics called ’25 Things Ever Black Woman Should Know How to Cook’. Read this list, practice it, be fruitful and multiply:
1. Homemade Mac’ n Cheese
not runny, nice and thick
2. Meatloaf with Mash Potatoes and Gravy(Homemade)
a hearty meal for a hard working man, hopefully you have one
3. A Good Steak
I generally think it’s the man’s responsibility to cook the steak, but f*ck it you can learn
4. Smothered Chicken
watch him slide under the covers later after you’ve made this right
5. Good Fluffy Grits, Eggs, and/or Rice
breakfast isn’t complete without them
6. Homemade Chicken Soup
What if he or the kids get sick?
7. Spaghetti and Meatballs
a family classic… here’s my Meatball sexipe
8. Cornbread, Not That Jiffy Mix Sh!t
when your milk sours, you have cornbread
9. Decent Tacos
black people love tacos
10. Fried Chicken or Fish
forget women- every black man, woman, and child should have this down-packed(downpat)
11. Beef Stew
it’s cold outside
12. Greens or Cabbage
the perfect side-dish. My Cabbage sexipe
13. Be Able to Devein and Clean Shrimp
no one like’s sh*tty shrimp
14. Crab Legs
have fun getting messy and cracking those open
15. Pancakes or Waffles
after that nightcap
16. Some Go-to Dessert(that’s homemeade and requires measuring, mixing, and baking)
real b*tches can bake
17. Chicken Salad
Pack his a** some lunch
18. Lasagna (the G is silent)
hopefully you knew that
19. Any Ethnic Dish Outside of African American
So you’se a cultured chick? Curry chicken can get you over every time
20. A Burger
nothing beats a good burger
21. Salmon Croquette
with some rice and string beans, shiiiiiiiiiiiit
22. Break Down a Whole Chicken/Turkey
this is just impressive
23. Banana Pudding
enough said
24. Make a Sauce from Scratch(BBQ, Tartar, etc.)
sometimes store-bought sauces are just boring
25. Oven-Baked BBQ Dish
no grill, no problem
1. Homemade Mac’ n Cheese
not runny, nice and thick
2. Meatloaf with Mash Potatoes and Gravy(Homemade)
a hearty meal for a hard working man, hopefully you have one
3. A Good Steak
I generally think it’s the man’s responsibility to cook the steak, but f*ck it you can learn
4. Smothered Chicken
watch him slide under the covers later after you’ve made this right
5. Good Fluffy Grits, Eggs, and/or Rice
breakfast isn’t complete without them
6. Homemade Chicken Soup
What if he or the kids get sick?
7. Spaghetti and Meatballs
a family classic… here’s my Meatball sexipe
8. Cornbread, Not That Jiffy Mix Sh!t
when your milk sours, you have cornbread
9. Decent Tacos
black people love tacos
10. Fried Chicken or Fish
forget women- every black man, woman, and child should have this down-packed(downpat)
11. Beef Stew
it’s cold outside
12. Greens or Cabbage
the perfect side-dish. My Cabbage sexipe
13. Be Able to Devein and Clean Shrimp
no one like’s sh*tty shrimp
14. Crab Legs
have fun getting messy and cracking those open
15. Pancakes or Waffles
after that nightcap
16. Some Go-to Dessert(that’s homemeade and requires measuring, mixing, and baking)
real b*tches can bake
17. Chicken Salad
Pack his a** some lunch
18. Lasagna (the G is silent)
hopefully you knew that
19. Any Ethnic Dish Outside of African American
So you’se a cultured chick? Curry chicken can get you over every time
20. A Burger
nothing beats a good burger
21. Salmon Croquette
with some rice and string beans, shiiiiiiiiiiiit
22. Break Down a Whole Chicken/Turkey
this is just impressive
23. Banana Pudding
enough said
24. Make a Sauce from Scratch(BBQ, Tartar, etc.)
sometimes store-bought sauces are just boring
25. Oven-Baked BBQ Dish
no grill, no problem
