Damon Dash "I Dropped Kanye West"

[HNIC]

FUCK YOU LEXXXXXX

Dame Dash threads on the front page prevent database errors.

 

[callbacc]

Dame spends Father's Day with divines son

 

[callbacc]

Dame know where I'm plugged at

Oh shit! That one got pass me

 

[oolong tea]

Dame married Rachel Roy to piss off Lola.

 

[woodchuck]

Dame was the one who told Prince what it sounds like when doves cry.

 

[SamSneed]

Dame, the d comes before the a, even the alphabet agrees with that

 

[oolong tea]

Camron dared Dame to bet against the house in Atlantic City.

 

[largebillsonlyplease]

Dame is the hand that rocks the cradle

 

[woodchuck]

Dame once won a Pulitzer prize for writing his number down on a cocktail napkin.

 

[oolong tea]

Dame is the hand that rocks the cradle

Dame got five on it.

 

[woodchuck]

Dame was named Time magazine's "Man of the Year" as a fetus.

 

[SamSneed]

Dame got five on it.

Dame told oolong tea to change his name from toolong tea to oolong tea

Because the tea dame makes is too long

 

[SamSneed]

Dame was named Time magazine's "Man of the Year" as a fetus.

Dame knows how much wood a woodchuck could chuck

 

[SamSneed]

Dame is the hand that rocks the cradle

Dame once gave largebillsonlyplease small bills and largebillsonlyplease was ok with it

 

[SamSneed]

Oh shit! That one got pass me

Dame never called back callbacc

 

[oolong tea]

Dame's the reason she keeps passing you by

 

[woodchuck]

Dame's the reason she keeps passing you by

Dame knows where DMX's dogs are.

 

[Lexx Diamond]

When Dame Dash travels he randomly searches TSA workers.

 

[oolong tea]

Dame knows where DMX's dogs are.

Dame knows who ate DMX's dogs.

 

[woodchuck]

Dame once killed a man by telling him to shut up. Dude was so scared of talking and telling somebody that he was hungry, that he starved to death.

 

[jasonblacc]

Dame told god to rest on the 7th day.

 

[woodchuck]

Dame knows who ate DMX's dogs.

Dame knows why you and the band WAR can't be friends.

 

[largebillsonlyplease]

The last time Dame made it rain, Noah had to build an Ark

 

[oolong tea]

Dame took seven emcees, put'em in a line...

 

[woodchuck]

Robert Johnson became a great blues guitarist after meeting Dame at the crossroads.

 

[woodchuck]

Dame won Iron Chef America with an autographed empty plate.

 

[oolong tea]

Dame donated one of his rides to Hollywood.

 

[woodchuck]

Santa sends Dame a wish list at Xmas time.

 

[SamSneed]

Dame takes the confession of the pope

 

[woodchuck]

Jesus washed Dame's feet.

 

[fu2]

Dame never goes to the SOL forums because he feels he shouldn't have to read how women are always shit outta luck. He already knows why.

 

[woodchuck]

Dame has a pet condor that eats yogurt.

 

[Nobody]

Word is God bit the bullet and claimed he knocked up Mary so Dame wouldn't pay child support.

 

[Lexx Diamond]

Dame Dash is The Quizatz Haderach

 

[Nobody]

Dame Dash was the model for the Mona Lisa