Dame is the ribbon in the sky
The power rangers are real, Dame is the black one, he killed all the rest.
When Dame sneezes God comes down personally to say bless you.
The smoke that pours out of the vatican after they select a new pope is just dame lighting up a really huge blunt after a job well done.
Dame shot the sheriff and the deputy and pinned it on Bob Marley
Prince is actually talking about Dame in I would die 4 u
Michael Jackson once tried to party with Dame. Dame saw this little big nosed kid with a jheri curl in his presence and didn't like it. he told mike to "beat it" and mike did. Later dame felt bad so he wrote a track to help him get over the night at the club....called..you guessed it, Thriller.
Damn was once in Hawaii where he met a waitress, he decided to impregnate her. Before he left she asked what should she name their child, Dame had hair in his throat so he hacked and coughed right as she asked and it sounded like "Barack".. The rest is history.