Damon Dash "I Dropped Kanye West"
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Dame has never been racially profiled
Dame discovered fire
Dame's electoral vote got Obama in office, twice.
Dame threw a rock in the sky and it became the comet that hit Jupiter in 94
Dame taught Neil D Tyson everything he knows now
Dame can make better meth than Walter
The crud from the vats became mrs dash seasoning
Dame discovered fire
Dame's electoral vote got Obama in office, twice.
Dame threw a rock in the sky and it became the comet that hit Jupiter in 94
Dame taught Neil D Tyson everything he knows now
Dame can make better meth than Walter
The crud from the vats became mrs dash seasoning
Dame is the ribbon in the sky
The power rangers are real, Dame is the black one, he killed all the rest.
When Dame sneezes God comes down personally to say bless you.
The smoke that pours out of the vatican after they select a new pope is just dame lighting up a really huge blunt after a job well done.
Dame shot the sheriff and the deputy and pinned it on Bob Marley
Prince is actually talking about Dame in I would die 4 u
Michael Jackson once tried to party with Dame. Dame saw this little big nosed kid with a jheri curl in his presence and didn't like it. he told mike to "beat it" and mike did. Later dame felt bad so he wrote a track to help him get over the night at the club....called..you guessed it, Thriller.
Damn was once in Hawaii where he met a waitress, he decided to impregnate her. Before he left she asked what should she name their child, Dame had hair in his throat so he hacked and coughed right as she asked and it sounded like "Barack".. The rest is history.
The power rangers are real, Dame is the black one, he killed all the rest.
When Dame sneezes God comes down personally to say bless you.
The smoke that pours out of the vatican after they select a new pope is just dame lighting up a really huge blunt after a job well done.
Dame shot the sheriff and the deputy and pinned it on Bob Marley
Prince is actually talking about Dame in I would die 4 u
Michael Jackson once tried to party with Dame. Dame saw this little big nosed kid with a jheri curl in his presence and didn't like it. he told mike to "beat it" and mike did. Later dame felt bad so he wrote a track to help him get over the night at the club....called..you guessed it, Thriller.
Damn was once in Hawaii where he met a waitress, he decided to impregnate her. Before he left she asked what should she name their child, Dame had hair in his throat so he hacked and coughed right as she asked and it sounded like "Barack".. The rest is history.
Dame "hit it first" before Ray J and Kanye.
Dame Dash threads on the front page prevent database errors.
Ok we gonna have to go back and highlight excellence cause gems are getting lost.
Dame creates electricity by rubbing his hands
Dame owns Obama publishing
Dame Dash was the first person to -
Dame was the 1st person to Gnarfle the garthok
Damon Dash is the reason NWA ran Straight Outta Compton.
Damon Dash has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
Damon Dash's computer has no "backspace" button because Damon Dash doesn't make mistakes.
Damon Dash can hear sign language.
Damon Dash can build a snowman out of rain.
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Damon Dash says its beef, then it's beef.
Damon Dash can divide by zero.
The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns Damon Dash is.
Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Damon Dash's PC will crash.
Damon Dash has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
Damon Dash's computer has no "backspace" button because Damon Dash doesn't make mistakes.
Damon Dash can hear sign language.
Damon Dash can build a snowman out of rain.
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Damon Dash says its beef, then it's beef.
Damon Dash can divide by zero.
The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns Damon Dash is.
Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Damon Dash's PC will crash.
dame dash is the 1st & ONLY person to walk on the moon!
dame dash can stare directly @ the sun & not blink or look away!
dame dash can breath oxygen or carbon dioxide!
dame dash makes the impossible, well possible!
dame dash can breath oxygen or carbon dioxide!
dame dash makes the impossible, well possible!
Dame hipped Blunt to BGOL
"eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
Dame Dash shot Suge last night then immediately rushed to the hospital to perform emergency surgery to save his life.
Dame Dash not only dropped Kanye, he also was the one that told him that Eway doesn't have the answers.
They say diamonds are a girl's best friend, no It's dame.
The amish don't believe of going into the city because Dame is there.
Damon is nomad spelled backwards
Dorothy clicked her heels three times.
Woke up gagging on Dame.
Woke up gagging on Dame.