Damon Dash "I Dropped Kanye West"

[woodchuck]

Dame gave Col. Parker Elvis' number.

He was also the 5th Beatle.

 

[kwazdog]

This should be a thing on social media!

Same thing I thought. If bgolers take this to Twitter it's a wrap.

 

[kwazdog]

Dame taught the buddha how to meditate.

 

[kwazdog]

And he taught Jesus how to walk on water.

 

[daking181]

Dame taught Dr. Truth how to lie.

 

[woodchuck]

The 10 Commandments Moses brought down are actually numbered 11 - 20. That's because Dame had already written the first 10.

 

[shaddyvillethug]

Dame taught Dr. Truth how to lie.

Dame know where I'm plugged at

 

[woodchuck]

This should be a thing on social media!

That would make his year!

 

[largebillsonlyplease]

the 5 heartbeats is actually based off the 5 personalities of Dame Dash. Right now he's Eddie King Jr.

 

[Teknique310]

Dame brush his teeth with salt rocks

 

[Teknique310]

It was Dame idea to put peanuts in Five Guys

 

[shaddyvillethug]

It was Dame idea to put peanuts in Five Guys

 

[J.U.S.T.I.C.E]

Dame co-signed on a pay day loan for Da Don......

 

[BLACKLOOP]

Dame thought Kobe how to be a mother fucking ass

 

[Teknique310]

Aint never been to Five Guys I see.

Dame was a ghost writer on The Wire.

 

[Dirtylakerie]

Dame helped Halo find his books.

dayum! Dame did the unthinkable.

 

[largebillsonlyplease]

Dame actually did make Jay-z but Jay-z had no idea. he gave him an injection of carefully crafted dna dame called GOD MC. When jay found out about this years later he was furious and destroyed the lab and all of the research dame had done. He then broke up rocafella and went his own path, defiantly daring dame to "Make a new Hov" knowing at this point Dame couldn't

 

[MC Brasil]

Dame and Stacy dash wish they had a time machine

They would stay in the late nineties forever

 

[MC Brasil]

Dame was the reason why Solange put them hands on Jay Z in that elevator.

 

[futureshock]

Dame told Lebron to go back to Cleveland...and he told Jeter that it was time for him to retire.

 

[MC Brasil]

Dame actually did make Jay-z but Jay-z had no idea. he gave him an injection of carefully crafted dna dame called GOD MC. When jay found out about this years later he was furious and destroyed the lab and all of the research dame had done. He then broke up rocafella and went his own path, defiantly daring dame to "Make a new Hov" knowing at this point Dame couldn't

The realest shit ever wrote

 

[daking181]

Dame gave Da Don them okay to do his taxes

 

[dagoon121]

Dame got the Obama and Beyonce sex tape

 

[phanatic]

Dame was the first person to lock after popping.

 

[futureshock]

Dame told Putin to invade the Ukraine and a few days later he told him to fall back.

 

[Real1]

God didn't come into the "office" on the 7th day because Dame was teaching him the "Dame Dash" dance in what would become Harlem

 

[evolution81]

Dame signed jared first before the Subway commercial deal ...

 

[Kaotic]

Dame taught Michael Phelps how to swim.

 

[K Luv]

the 5 heartbeats is actually based off the 5 personalities of Dame Dash. Right now he's Eddie King Jr.

thats the realist

 

[Amajorfucup]

Dame taught Dr. Truth how to lie.

Dame know where I'm plugged at

Dame taught me how to virtually act.

Fuck dame

Pause.

the 5 heartbeats is actually based off the 5 personalities of Dame Dash. Right now he's Eddie King Jr.

"Kane" tho young nigga.

 

[largebillsonlyplease]

Pause.


"Kane" tho young nigga.

I didn't want the assholes to come in and correct me for typing kane lol

 

[dadamaja]

lmao

 

[THE DRIZZY]

Dame showed Al Gore how to build the internets

 

[tallblacknyc]

dame new forrest gump would be a legend if he sat next to jenny that why he denied him a seat

 

[largebillsonlyplease]

Dame knows how to get to sesame street