Transformers: Age Of Extinction movie review

If at this point you pay for a Michael Bay movie and especially a Transformers movie and then complain that it isn't any good... You need to kill yourself. You know what you're getting before you sit down.

There is some merit to this argument. But i will say that even throughout the first three movies there was some effort to up the ante a bit in each one.

there was no ante upped at all in this one.

i just didn't care what happened to any human or transformer. how many vital deathblows can one transformer take and keep getting up like ain't shit happened.

fine people like to see blow up and this movie delivered that. so much so most of us were numb with it by the time it was over.

but if there are no consequences to anything and you have a movie with a bunch of characters that no one cares about you have a terrible movie.

i know for sure i won't be sitting down at a theater for anymore m. bay trash. i am sure i know why TMNT has an august release date now.
 
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take your money and spend it on raid 2 dvd instead..show hollyweird this is how a man movie suppose to be..love story less than a min of the movie..blood, death, bones breaking, lots of killing, lots of fucking action..this is da type of movie that humans that were born with dicks like..tell hollyweird take all their fag movies with bullshit love stories, useless or over the top cgi, dumb ass plots, zero gore, pussified deaths/kills, corny jokes to go shove it up their asses..blackball hollyweird

wow. 80% on rotten tomatoes with nearly 150 reviews. i might have to check this out.
 
and another thing about seeing shit blow up real good.

edge of tomorrow came out a few weeks and and had plenty of shit blow up real good and a great story. both can be done well at the same time.
 
wow. 80% on rotten tomatoes with nearly 150 reviews. i might have to check this out.

truss the shit is off the hook...check out the the first raid if u haven't seen it than check out the 2nd one..truss that's a day of nonstop action if u watch them back to back..oh yeah if u look far enough u'll catch both of these for free on the interwebs:cool::cool:

here goes the first 1

http://ffilms.org//?s=raid+redemption

da other is on movie*k(u fill in the blank)
 
truss the shit is off the hook...check out the the first raid if u haven't seen it than check out the 2nd one..truss that's a day of nonstop action if u watch them back to back..oh yeah if u look far enough u'll catch both of these for free on the interwebs:cool::cool:

here goes the first 1

http://ffilms.org//?s=raid+redemption

da other is on movie*k(u fill in the blank)

Thx. Went to the watering hole and got both.
 
wow. 80% on rotten tomatoes with nearly 150 reviews. i might have to check this out.

i would venture a guess that most of those reviewers didn't come into the movie with an agenda. how hard is it to come in with a clean slate, then review the films at the end?

I saw the previous 3, so it's natural for me to go to see the current iteration.
 
I disagree with those reviews. Its the second worst one to me.

If u must see it make it a matinee. And after reading those reviews I see why the effects suffered. They cut the budget and tried to make an excuse of it with a plot device.

This!! Just got back from seeing it...it has ROTF beat and thats pretty much it...save your money and wait for it on DVD :smh:
 
This is the kind of movie I go to theaters to see(special effects) It's transformers. Nothing more, nothing less. I enjoyed it, but I know I'm it just for the action, effects, and a few laughs.
 
This is the kind of movie I go to theaters to see(special effects) It's transformers. Nothing more, nothing less. I enjoyed it, but I know I'm it just for the action, effects, and a few laughs.

after seeing Captain America and X-Men, I can't watch no bullshit in the theaters no more.
 
Does the movie have the typical Michael Bay black character who says shit like damn! that was tight! and the typical black people stereotypes?
 
no he's talking bout raid 2 that was 80 percent

oh aight, that shit was awesome!!! man I thought it was gonna be too long for a kung fu action movie at two hours and thirty minutes. that shit had me on the edge of my seat the whole time I was watching!!!
 
Transformers 4 is definitely the best one by far out of the bunch but that's not saying much... it wasn't bad but it sure wasn't good. The movie ran too long and alot of the humor just came off forced and corny. My 7 year became really antsy and my 5 year fell asleep. You felt no connection to any of the characters but Kelsy grammar did do a superb job as a menacing villain. With shia leabof annoying overacting ass being out of the film automatically made the film much more bearable than the last 3. Marky mark was OK even tho they miscasted him. Rental only.
 
Does the movie have the typical Michael Bay black character who says shit like damn! that was tight! and the typical black people stereotypes?

Yes. In the beginning there was a character was sassy. That was the only black person to speak throughout the movie.

When I watched the previous transformers, I always felt it was my duty to go to a GM dealership. After this movie, I felt like buying that white an ass, some tidies, and a personality.
 
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Yo this shit was the worst Transformers, and this coming from a dude who "enjoys" the series.

My God...the plot made absolutely no fucking sense!!?!

And the acting was the worst! I thought Bay said they'd tone down the "comedic" elements? No, they forced fed bits with the Steve Jobs dude...ugh ....

And....when could Optimus fly?!

Fuck this movie!
 
Yo this shit was the worst Transformers, and this coming from a dude who "enjoys" the series.

My God...the plot made absolutely no fucking sense!!?!

And the acting was the worst! I thought Bay said they'd tone down the "comedic" elements? No, they forced fed bits with the Steve Jobs dude...ugh ....

And....when could Optimus fly?!

Fuck this movie!
he could fly with a rocket pack in the last movie
 
he could fly with a rocket pack in the last movie

Well in this one this nigga had some built in shit that allows him to go interstellar. Its fucked up that the latest transformer cartoon does it better than the big budget movies.
 
he could fly with a rocket pack in the last movie

Well in this one this nigga had some built in shit that allows him to go interstellar. Its fucked up that the latest transformer cartoon does it better than the big budget movies.

That he didn't use until the end of the movie...:hmm:

And how about this nigga was saying only his Autobots could repair him, then he scans a new truck and voila he's healed!!

Fuck this movie for real...
 
That he didn't use until the end of the movie...:hmm:

And how about this nigga was saying only his Autobots could repair him, then he scans a new truck and voila he's healed!!

Fuck this movie for real...

The guy had already repaired him. That's how he was able to do battle to get to that point.

They also explained how that 'transformiom' was easily molded(the point of the 'bomb'). Remember when that guy was playing with it when they called him from China? Remember how they changed it from beats by dre to a gun?
 
man i cant understand how they call a movie transformers but focus on humans. they do that with a lot of movies thats why they suck. i get its the cgi that cost a lot but dude in the vid say that even that was bad. lol

The focus on the humans is what made this movie so horrible. I wanted to jump on the screen and choke that girl, she can't act to save her life. Whoever wrote this script should be banned from writing scripts.


Minus the transformer designs the CGI was 10 years behind current standards. I would say 20 but I don't want to be hyperbolic. Let's just say the CGI was BAD for 2014.

The CGI when they were fighting was really bad.


That he didn't use until the end of the movie...:hmm:

And how about this nigga was saying only his Autobots could repair him, then he scans a new truck and voila he's healed!!

Fuck this movie for real...


That was crazy Prime just scanned a truck and all of a sudden he's back to normal. I hate how they fucked up Ratchet and some of those other Autobots.
 
The guy had already repaired him. That's how he was able to do battle to get to that point.

They also explained how that 'transformiom' was easily molded(the point of the 'bomb'). Remember when that guy was playing with it when they called him from China? Remember how they changed it from beats by dre to a gun?

Nah man, Optimus told him while he was trying to repair him that only his Autobots could do it. And how could Walberg repair an autobot in that makeshift barn? Plus TJ miller had all parts he requested.

And for three whole movies it was a significant plot point to show that the Autobots don't fly and only Optimus could do so with Skyfire's flight tech. Now all of a sudden this nigga is flying?!

No way...
 
‘Transformers’ to Ignite Summer Box Office with Possible $100 Million Opening




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June 25, 2014 | 01:18PM PT


Brent Lang
Senior Film and Media Reporter@BrentALang





Transformers: Age of Extinction” thunders into multiplexes this weekend, aiming to prove that the summer blockbuster is anything but an endangered species.

The Paramount Pictures release is on track to generate more than $100 million over the weekend when it debuts in 4,200 locations, 353 of which are Imax. The studio is being more conservative with its projections and putting the number between $90 million to $100 million.

If it hits those lofty heights it will rank as the year’s biggest opening. “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” currently ranks no. 1 with $95 million.

“The market is wide open for a big hit and the brand recognition of the (Transformers) franchise is pretty staggering,” said Phil Contrino, vice president and chief analyst at BoxOffice.com. “Even if it doesn’t win the summer or the year at the domestic box office, its overseas potential is huge and that’s the name of the game.”

To that end, Paramount is planning an ambitious international rollout that will see “Transformers: Age of Extinction” open in 37 markets, including such key territories as South Korea, Australia and Russia. The comparable gross for opening weekends in these territories for the most recent film in the series was $162 million, which provides a sense of the franchise’s global appeal and profitability.

The big plum will be China, where the picture will open day-and-date with the United States after having filmed extensively in the country and on national landmarks such as the Great Wall. China, the world’s second largest market for film, could contribute $200 million or more to the sequel’s bottom line, analysts say, topping the more than $160 million the People’s Republic contributed in receipts for “Transformers: Dark of the Moon.”

The “Transformers” films represent a license to print money for Paramount and Hasbro, the company behind the iconic toyline — having brought in more than $2.6 billion at the global box office and $7 billion in merchandising.

They’re also opening weekend juggernauts. The most recent film, “Transformers: Dark of the Moon” bowed to $97.8 million when it premiered in 2011, and the other franchise entries, 2007′s “Transformers” and 2009′s “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen,” have premiered to $70.5 million and $108.9 million respectively.

It has been an uneven summer when it comes to major studio releases. Films like “Godzilla” and “The Amazing Spider-Man 2″ have stuck the landing with huge opening weekends, only to fade quickly through their second or third week in theaters. Only “X-Men: Days of Future Past” has cracked the $200 million mark domestically, although the web-spinning adventure could crawl over the line this weekend.

“It’s so hard to differentiate a tentpole movie at this point,” said Bruce Nash, founder of the box office stats site The Numbers. “They’re all sort of boxed in by the formula. They have to have the 3D version, the requisite special effects and elaborate sound, but there hasn’t been the kind of dominant franchise this summer that’s going to rise above that sameness.”

Well, a globe-straddling smash may have finally arrived. Analysts say that “Transformers: Age of Extinction” represents the summer’s best chance at fielding a film that does over $1 billion in receipts.

Pre-sales have been robust, with Fandango reporting the film represents 96% of its weekend ticket sales and MovieTickets.com saying its sales for “Transformers: Age of Extinction” are more than 82% higher than for the most recent film at the same point in its cycle.

As for the film itself, Michael Bay will once again ride herd over the battling robots, ensuring that there will be oodles of Magic Hour lighting and ear-shattering explosions. The film also upgrades in the star power department, swapping out celebrity-loathing Shia LaBeouf for the more klieg-light friendly Mark Wahlberg.

The addition of Wahlberg and the easy-on-the-eyes duo of Nicola Peltz and Jack Reynor should reinvigorate the franchise, analysts say, potentially positioning it for parts five and six.

“It was like adding the Rock to the ‘Fast and Furious’ franchise,” said Paul Dergarabedian, senior media analyst at Rentrak. “It reinvents it.”
 
Micheal Bay should be banned from making any more anything

I tweaked that a little bit for you.

wow. 80% on rotten tomatoes with nearly 150 reviews. i might have to check this out.

Raid and Raid 2 is the shit. You cannot go wrong with these for a movie night. And it's proof you don't need a lot of extra to tell a story, and proof that a lot of action can be done ingeniously.


I got one question though:


Where is GotG to take the taste of this and the TMNT bastard out of my mouth?

Ok maybe two:
Who the fuck thought it was ok to give Bay two release dates in the same season?


I swear if I see clips from ANY of the transformers movies in that TMNT bastard that I will see for free because I will have no soul left if I pay for it, it's over. He's dead to me.
 
Nah man, Optimus told him while he was trying to repair him that only his Autobots could do it. And how could Walberg repair an autobot in that makeshift barn? Plus TJ miller had all parts he requested.



And for three whole movies it was a significant plot point to show that the Autobots don't fly and only Optimus could do so with Skyfire's flight tech. Now all of a sudden this nigga is flying?!



No way...


Man it was five freaking years since the Chicago war....And you don't think he could have upgraded. Plus after he said that only an Autobot could repair him... Mark whalberg gave it a shot in the barn. Man are dudes seriously getting this picky on a movie based on a cartoon ... I'm. Watching the Raid 2 right now..... Let's pick out flaws.

So dude is a rookie cop on a corrupted police force and are you seriously telling me that no one in this criminal organization recognizes dude. He was gone from his wife for two years when he told her two months and she never decided to pick up the phone to call the force to see if he was alive. Oh and everyone in Indonesia is an expert in martial arts. This movie is amazing but I'm not watching this shit for the details. I'm watching folks getting fucked up.

This movie is on 15 minutes shorter then the transformers 4 and I paused it to type this shit.
 
Just finished seeing it. Pure shit!!! This was by far the worst Transformers of them all! This muthafucka made Galvatron a god damn truck! Optimus flew himself into outer space! A god damn samurai autobot! Optimus rode Grimlock around Hong Kong like he was at the Kentucky Derby! Man the list goes on how shitty this movie was.
 
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Man it was five freaking years since the Chicago war....And you don't think he could have upgraded. Plus after he said that only an Autobot could repair him... Mark whalberg gave it a shot in the barn. Man are dudes seriously getting this picky on a movie based on a cartoon ... I'm. Watching the Raid 2 right now..... Let's pick out flaws.

So dude is a rookie cop on a corrupted police force and are you seriously telling me that no one in this criminal organization recognizes dude. He was gone from his wife for two years when he told her two months and she never decided to pick up the phone to call the force to see if he was alive. Oh and everyone in Indonesia is an expert in martial arts. This movie is amazing but I'm not watching this shit for the details. I'm watching folks getting fucked up.

This movie is on 15 minutes shorter then the transformers 4 and I paused it to type this shit.
In the raid 2 they had the original bad guy die in the most contrived way. Where did the snow come from? Snow is one scene, no snow in the next. That entire movie was an art school exercise. One long shot after the other.
 
In the raid 2 they had the original bad guy die in the most contrived way. Where did the snow come from? Snow is one scene, no snow in the next. That entire movie was an art school exercise. One long shot after the other.

snow comes from the sky..it comes down sometimes than it stops been happening for millions of yrs and it will continue to do so..dark night rises show bane go into wall street in broad daylight he comes out 10 mins lata it's pitch black outside..the cops were underground for months with zero showers limited food yet they come out the sewers fully energized running full speed into a gang of dudes with guns and yet the cops win:hmm::hmm::hmm:..bruce wayne is a cripple than breaks his back and yet he has great mobility to kick banes ass in the end..if u looking for fucked up loopholes dark knight rises has them..transformers is juss 1 big loophole of shit with explosions..raid thats juss a great fucking action movie
 
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