If u fucking, do you require your woman to shower after she shit?

[largebillsonlyplease]

i bet your dingleberry game is viscious

no dingles here what happened to wetting some 2ply?

 

[largebillsonlyplease]

vitamin e and shit for that area? what activities you REALLY got planned what's really going on? lol

 

[keone]

thank you babe, that's my only point.

funny ass answer squat and knock them nerds off

this shouldn't make me wanna fuck you, and yet...

lucky7s thought he had a friend because his old lady won't eem squat

cosign:rejected

lucky7s

 

[sammyjax]

no dingles here what happened to wetting some 2ply?

lucky7s

 

[largebillsonlyplease]

 

[bigjayler]

I told a chick i use Wet Wipes she thought i was high falluting .

 

[Madrox]

i bet your dingleberry game is viscious

I won't apologize if tp + wipes = "soft". Fuck it.

no dingles here what happened to wetting some 2ply?

...that works too, but I use wipes for sexual clean up also. Dual purpose.

 

[rph2005]

my wife takes a shower after doing that anyway. bet not come climbin her shitty ass back in the bed. havin shit crumbs all in the sheet and shit. naw playa.

i am looking for that video clip of martin lawrence talking about that. can't find it

 

[super_glue]

1000%

It's the worst feeling in the fuckin world when I have to take a shit @ work...for me to have to do that my stomach has to be really fucked up...after that I just feel nasty that's just me...in cases like that after work I come straight home and take a shower

My fam thinks I have OCD. Nigga I shower after I shit and if I can't I feel nasty as hell. And if I'm home I strip down to nothing to take a shit.

 

[ballscout1]

fuck that man...niggas laughin at me and shit

so do you carry them with you in your man purse ?

 

[ballscout1]

This board fulla some lying ass metrosexual ass mofokrs.

All sex is planned and prepared for.

Everybody keeps baby wipes next to the bed and carry wet ones on their man purse.

But in reality you mofokrs got tooth brushes that look like you done scrubbed some pro keds clean.

got a mattress on the floor with a milk crate next to it for a night stand.

wash your damn sheets once every six months whether they need to be washed or not.

mofokr said if he is out and has to shit he valet parks at the W Hotel and uses their lobby bathroom...

Stop all the lying....thirsty mofokrs ain't postponing no pussy you ain't getting that much.

And you fuckin when you can and where you can... cars ,parks, some stangers back porch.....oh you run home and shower while i wait here on the porch... toodles

you metrosexual mofokrs kill me.

 

[digital530]

Personal preference...you'll have nasty niggas running up in here saying it's cool...honestly sex or not...I wholeheartedly expect a chic to wash her ass after taking a shit before she get in the bed as I do the same

Absolutely I agree with this :thumbup:

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[swiftandsilent]

So my woman rolls into bed after she shit, and expects me to fuck her.. I'm like HELL DA FUCK NO, GO WASH UP!

she refuses and say "we married, you need to grow up." long story short, I roll over and fall asleep without touching her, now she giving me the scrunchface

So am I being immature? Should the fact that we married negate the need to shower b4 fucking?

I feel bad for you on so many levels since your married to such a woman.

Your right and you need to bounce.

 

[Count23]

This board fulla some lying ass metrosexual ass mofokrs.

All sex is planned and prepared for.

Everybody keeps baby wipes next to the bed and carry wet ones on their man purse.

But in reality you mofokrs got tooth brushes that look like you done scrubbed some pro keds clean.

got a mattress on the floor with a milk crate next to it for a night stand.

wash your damn sheets once every six months whether they need to be washed or not.

mofokr said if he is out and has to shit he valet parks at the W Hotel and uses their lobby bathroom...

Stop all the lying....thirsty mofokrs ain't postponing no pussy you ain't getting that much.

And you fuckin when you can and where you can... cars ,parks, some stangers back porch.....oh you run home and shower while i wait here on the porch... toodles

you metrosexual mofokrs kill me.

http://www.bgol.us/board/showthread.php?t=713514&page=2

 

[shaddyvillethug]

Yo I wake up to these stories


Yo I'm dead @ rubber boo boo

 

[smiffnwessun]

Tell your wife to bring her shitty ass over to the crib and i'll drill her shitty ass for you bruh.

 

[bighurt2k7]

So some of you take a shower after every shit, huh? Right

 

[max-dawg]

I'm from the south. people down here bathe/shower BEFORE bed at night.

it is a rule in my house that everyone shower before laying in any bed at night. fuck dat.

any woman I'm fucking better wash her ass thoroughly before laying on my sheets.

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[quickflip]

I guess I'm a nasty nigga then

If she take a shit wipe ya ass with a wet wipe and come on get back in the bed.

If you've been to the desert you know the power of a wet wipe.

 

[Mello Mello]

Thats just disrespectful for her to think she could do something like that.

Oh, she gotta go wash that aice after she takes a def or I ain't fuckin'. Hell, I don't even really wanna fuck unless I showered first.

The way my grandparents say it.

 

[Lola]

Go to :16

This video is perfect for this thread... Wish you could see the uncensored version!

 

[ballscout1]

I'm from the south. people down here bathe/shower BEFORE bed at night.

it is a rule in my house that everyone shower before laying in any bed at night. fuck dat.

any woman I'm fucking better wash her ass thoroughly before laying on my sheets.

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I was raised that way as well . Don't lay down with all the days dirt on you.

BUT.....If I take a shower at 7pm and take a shit at 10pm I ain't taking another shower..


I ain't got no damn well and water bills are a mofokr where I live.

 

[PsyenceRawk]

DAMN Yaw niggas are a lil overboard with shit... especially you dookie dippin ass niggas... if my woman take a shit and expect to get dick afterwards, just wash your ass i guess... i mean it aint trifflin if ya woman took a shit earlier in the day. if ya wife got shitty draws then there is a problem with her personal hygiene.

 

[IMDATDUDE]

So some of you take a shower after every shit, huh? Right

Like clockwork. Lol pretty much take a shit close to the same time everyday. I got a gluten and lactose problem but I say fuck it and still eat what I'm not suppose to. I eat at a certain time knowing when it's about to kick in, and 95% of the time I'm home so I can take a shit, wipe my ass, and then shower and then go to bed.

Now if I take a shower at like 8 p.m. and some stuff happens where I have to shit at 11 p.m. yea when I'm done I hop in the shower just to really clean my ass. Only takes at most 2 min when it's a situation like that, will not kill me man my water bill is not that much.

 

[max-dawg]

I was raised that way as well . Don't lay down with all the days dirt on you.

BUT.....If I take a shower at 7pm and take a shit at 10pm I ain't taking another shower..


I ain't got no damn well and water bills are a mofokr where I live.

water is cheap down south...I'm surrounded by it in every direction.

i don't shower till 9:30 at night...long after any expected biological necessities. but in the rare case where i have to do a #2, i will take a quickie shower, esp if pussy is waiting on me.

east coast & west coast folks don't typically shower at night, winter or summer. all the day's sweaty, etc gets on their sheets...and they lie there in it every night.

no wonder mofos be running into stank pussy all the time.

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[IMDATDUDE]

DAMN Yaw niggas are a lil overboard with shit... especially you dookie dippin ass niggas... if my woman take a shit and expect to get dick afterwards, just wash your ass i guess... i mean it aint trifflin if ya woman took a shit earlier in the day. if ya wife got shitty draws then there is a problem with her personal hygiene.

Bruh you most likely gonna have shitty draws if you don't clean your ass with water. This shit to me is like cleaning your ears out(should do it after a shower). If you go in dry you will get the shit on the outside but you will be still pushing in some wax so your ears really will not be clean.

Now if you got that rubbery shit like the lady posted in this thread earlier I guess you ok lol. In the end do what you want I'm washing my ass if there is a shower available I'm not that much in hurry in life right now.



Should of washed his ass

 

[PsyenceRawk]

THERE STILL AINT NOTHIN WORSE THAN TAKING A NICE SHOWER... AND 10 MIN LATER YOU GOTTA TAKE A SHIT

 

[ballscout1]

water is cheap down south...I'm surrounded by it in every direction.

i don't shower till 9:30 at night...long after any expected biological necessities. but in the rare case where i have to do a #2, i will take a quickie shower, esp if pussy is waiting on me.

east coast & west coast folks don't typically shower at night, winter or summer. all the day's sweaty, etc gets on their sheets...and they lie there in it every night.

no wonder mofos be running into stank pussy all the time.

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There is a big difference between a planned scheduled fuck session where you eatin the pussy and she suckin the dick...

Of course everything need to be fresh..


And spontaneous straight fucking...



Now if your woman got hairy ass then i could see there possible being and issue with her cleaning herslf after taking a shit..

But some of you cats act like everytime you fuck something strange you get a room at the Waldorf.

All this cleanliness from mofokrs that won't even shower at the gym cause you homophobic...Be splashing cologne on funk..


Shit when I was in boot camp I fucked in the little drainage tunnel that goes under the road.

All these new fangled rules to

 

[Mt Airy Groove]

This thread is HILARIOUS



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[PsyenceRawk]

If you go in dry you will get the shit on the outside but you will be still pushing in some wax so your ears really will not be clean.

be careful with qtips in the ear. I went to the doctors 4 months ago for a check up, and the doc checked my ears... he saw that my right ear had slight damage near the drum from using qtips. he said you should never push the qtip anywhere inside the ear, just around the opening. He said doing this prevents the pushing of wax back into the ear and pulling out wax that is needed. Wax is there for a purpose, so clean the outer part gently.

I always wondered why my right ear always sounded muffled, and I thought it was my headphones fuckin up on me.

 

[ballscout1]

THERE STILL AINT NOTHIN WORSE THAN TAKING A NICE SHOWER... AND 10 MIN LATER YOU GOTTA TAKE A SHIT

yeah it is...being in the shower and having to take a shit......ever take a shit when you was wet ?......ain't no sense in even trying toilet paper

 

[sammyjax]

This board fulla some lying ass metrosexual ass mofokrs.

All sex is planned and prepared for.

Everybody keeps baby wipes next to the bed and carry wet ones on their man purse.

But in reality you mofokrs got tooth brushes that look like you done scrubbed some pro keds clean.

got a mattress on the floor with a milk crate next to it for a night stand.

wash your damn sheets once every six months whether they need to be washed or not.

mofokr said if he is out and has to shit he valet parks at the W Hotel and uses their lobby bathroom...

Stop all the lying....thirsty mofokrs ain't postponing no pussy you ain't getting that much.

And you fuckin when you can and where you can... cars ,parks, some stangers back porch.....oh you run home and shower while i wait here on the porch... toodles

you metrosexual mofokrs kill me.

nah man, your shitty ass is just outnumbered. didn't know you was supposed to clean yo aice after you shit.

your butthole spitting crumbs out like "why didn't nobody tell me about this wet wipes and shower stuff?"

nigga said all these cats in here who wash they ass is metro.

aiight

 

[sammyjax]

yeah it is...being in the shower and having to take a shit......ever take a shit when you was wet ?......ain't no sense in even trying toilet paper

yeah now that there is a problem. cheeks can't catch no grip.

not an all good type situation.

 

[Mt Airy Groove]

i wonder if ballscout aka dingleberry would knock this jawn off right after she took a shit

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[code_pirahna]

This board fulla some lying ass metrosexual ass mofokrs.

All sex is planned and prepared for.

Everybody keeps baby wipes next to the bed and carry wet ones on their man purse.

But in reality you mofokrs got tooth brushes that look like you done scrubbed some pro keds clean.

got a mattress on the floor with a milk crate next to it for a night stand.

wash your damn sheets once every six months whether they need to be washed or not.

mofokr said if he is out and has to shit he valet parks at the W Hotel and uses their lobby bathroom...

Stop all the lying....thirsty mofokrs ain't postponing no pussy you ain't getting that much.

And you fuckin when you can and where you can... cars ,parks, some stangers back porch.....oh you run home and shower while i wait here on the porch... toodles

you metrosexual mofokrs kill me.

Tell em why you mad, son......