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If u fucking, do you require your woman to shower after she shit?

Unless its some heat of the moment sex, I prefer all women to jump in the shower before sex. I like a women that does that even without being asked to do so.
 
IMDATDUDE said:
Nope you got to wash your ass after a shit. Man I personally think(I'm sure most do) the only way to properly clean your ass after a shit is by showering. Just wiping with toilet paper is not doing enough. WASH THAT MOTHERFUCKA OUT!!!!!

This is why grown ass people still have shit stains in their underwear. :smh:
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a chick tried to clown me once because i use wet wipes when i deuce.
 
sammyjax said:
a chick tried to clown me once because i use wet wipes when i deuce.
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and:lol:@the "you need to cut her off" that's bgol for you.
anything and everything is grounds to end the relationship right then and there
 
well me personal i like to shower with my girl before i fuck. i clean her she cleans me


think of it as washing off your veggies before eatting them





but there is that heat of the moment sex when yall been out all day n she might be a lil tangy but then again my girl takes care of herself so its never been one of those "hit it from the back n you get a wiff of shit" moments
 
prose00 said:
So my woman rolls into bed after she shit, and expects me to fuck her.. I'm like HELL DA FUCK NO, GO WASH UP!

she refuses and say "we married, you need to grow up." long story short, I roll over and fall asleep without touching her, now she giving me the scrunchface

So am I being immature? Should the fact that we married negate the need to shower b4 fucking?:confused::confused:
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Yes sir... u r so right.. n fuck..yeah.. it aint gonna happen!!!
 
prose00 said:
So my woman rolls into bed after she shit, and expects me to fuck her.. I'm like HELL DA FUCK NO, GO WASH UP!

she refuses and say "we married, you need to grow up." long story short, I roll over and fall asleep without touching her, now she giving me the scrunchface

So am I being immature? Should the fact that we married negate the need to shower b4 fucking?:confused::confused:
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so check it out homeboy do this


go to the gym and work out, play ball, do some intense cardio right!?!?!?!


Then come home hopefully when your old lady sleep cuff your nuts and drop them right under her nose. Just keep em hanging there until she wake up coughing from the foul stench. When she ask you WTF, tell her pleasantries and walk to the shower.
 
prose00 said:
So my woman rolls into bed after she shit, and expects me to fuck her.. I'm like HELL DA FUCK NO, GO WASH UP!

she refuses and say "we married, you need to grow up." long story short, I roll over and fall asleep without touching her, now she giving me the scrunchface

So am I being immature? Should the fact that we married negate the need to shower b4 fucking?:confused::confused:
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shower before sex is always required, fuck that
 
largebillsonlyplease said:
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Leroy Soup Nutz said:
That shit is kinda funny tho :lol:
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man damn y'all :lol: she asked me why i had them, as in you must be doin a lot of fuckin or havin a lot of bitches over here, which was true when i started keepin them. but hell i just feel cleaner when i use them. it's not like i'll hold a shit if i run out but i'll pick some the fuck up before i come back in the next time.

i'm also a mild germaphobe. i wash my hands and face several times a day. not quite ocd, but i can't stand feeling dirt on my hands or oil on my face.
 
TMI...live ya life man no explanation needed :lol::cool:

sammyjax said:
man damn y'all :lol: she asked me why i had them, as in you must be doin a lot of fuckin or havin a lot of bitches over here, which was true when i started keepin them. but hell i just feel cleaner when i use them. it's not like i'll hold a shit if i run out but i'll pick some the fuck up before i come back in the next time.

i'm also a mild germaphobe. i wash my hands and face several times a day. not quite ocd, but i can't stand feeling dirt on my hands or oil on my face.
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Most of y'all niggas don't get no pussy on a regular, married or bachelors so I'm leaning towards MOST niggas will hit regardless.

Also, a wet wipe will do the trick of cleaning fecal residue off the asshole. A shower is ideal but damn, do you bathe babies every time they take a shit? Hence the invention of a wet wipe.


At the least a grown ass woman should take a hoe bath in the sink after a shit if she in a hurry to fuck.
 
Lucky7s said:
Most of y'all niggas don't get no pussy on a regular, married or bachelors so I'm leaning towards MOST niggas will hit regardless.

Also, a wet wipe will do the trick of cleaning fecal residue off the asshole. A shower is ideal but damn, do you bathe babies every time they take a shit? Hence the invention of a wet wipe.


At the least a grown ass woman should take a hoe bath in the sink after a shit if she in a hurry to fuck.
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you ain't bout to fuck them babies either tho bruh.

unless you're atom ant, that is.
 
Man Chicks shit all during the day, how you know she didn't shower after a shit. Who the fuck showers after they shit. All you know is you want some pussy. If you know chicks they can take a full shit in about 2 minutes. If you don't walk in the shitter right after she does her thing, hell you won't even know she has had a full bowel movement. :smh:

When you pull a bitch at the club how do you know she didn't take a shit right before she left the house. Bitch house probably still stanking right now, and there you go, Tossing the bitches Salad. :yes:

HNIC :shades:
 
HNIC said:
Man Chicks shit all during the day, how you know she didn't shower after a shit. Who the fuck showers after they shit. All you know is you want some pussy. If you know chicks they can take a full shit in about 2 minutes. If you don't walk in the shitter right after she does her thing, hell you won't even know she has had a full bowel movement. :smh:

When you pull a bitch at the club how do you know she didn't take a shit right before she left the house. Bitch house probably still stanking right now, and there you go, Tossing the bitches Salad. :yes:

HNIC :shades:
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it ain't about showering after every deuce, big Veezy. it's about a bitch shitting and walkin beck in the room tommott fuggzin.

you sayin you don't care if a bitch shit and immediately come jump in the bed w/you?
 
in most cases I don't know if the bitch took a shit or not, most chicks clean up according to what they expect you to do.
If you are a pussy eating brother, they will probably clean the entire crack. If you are a fuck and nothing else type of dude, she is just going to do a Power Ass Wipe and climb in the sack. :dunno:

HNIC


sammyjax said:
it ain't about showering after every deuce, big Veezy. it's about a bitch shitting and walkin beck in the room tommott fuggzin.

you sayin you don't care if a bitch shit and immediately come jump in the bed w/you?
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make your woman use these and you should be okay:
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Coldchi said:
my wife takes a shower after doing that anyway. bet not come climbin her shitty ass back in the bed. havin shit crumbs all in the sheet and shit. naw playa.
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:confused::confused:

your wife showers after every time she takes a shit!?! WTF?

that ain't normal dude.
 
A few of y'all some dirty ass dudes. Point blank, if some fuckin' is expected to be goin' on, she better had showered. Personally, I don't even like fuckin' if I hadn't taken a shower some time beforehand & even when I do take a shit I use wet wipes.
 
Damn how many times y'all shit a day...I shit in the morning if I had a late snack the nite before and I shit in the evening around the time I go to sleep *taking one right now* take a shower both times...if I shit any other times other than that it's only cuz I ate something that fucked up my guts and that's rare...damn I bet some of y'all niggas fuckin w/ greedy fat bitches w/ short arms too :smh::smh::smh::lol:
 
Ayo that Niggu asked was it "runny"

I fucking died

Also u shitty booty ass niggus usin wet wipes got me dying too

When I shit I always take a shower

Minus whale kill to birds with 1 stone

Iono see how niggas can shit and pull they pants back up
 
shaddyvillethug said:
Iono see how niggas can shit and pull they pants back up
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1000%

It's the worst feeling in the fuckin world when I have to take a shit @ work...for me to have to do that my stomach has to be really fucked up...after that I just feel nasty :smh: that's just me...in cases like that after work I come straight home and take a shower
 

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