If u fucking, do you require your woman to shower after she shit?

[Rock'Em Sock'Em Jones]

a chick tried to clown me once because i use wet wipes when i deuce.

Fuck that, I use 'em.

Me too. Once I started using 'em years ago I don't even feel right w/o 'em. Stay stocked up at the crib and even take a fresh pack w/ me when I go out of town.

 

[shaddyvillethug]

And man females are fucking filthy when it comes to public washrooms

I remember one time I went in that jawn to fix da light


Man I seen pads TPs all types of charmin toliet paper on the floor

I was like what the fuck

Looked like a fucking tornado

Nigga I take like 4 showers a day.

 

[shaddyvillethug]

Honestly as a Niggu

I can't wipe my ass wit sum moist

Ima try the wet wipes shit one day.

 

[sammyjax]

i use the executive shitter at the gig, don't but one other ass hit that thang. the chicks use the other one right in the hall, i can tell when they deuce it up, bitches use all the spray in the can

i got a coffee grinder and an espresso maker in my office and a borderline coffee addiction, i ain't makin it through every day without chuckin up the deuces.

lying ass basement dwelling virgins. Y'all make your woman shower after she shits? Dumbest shit I've heard all day. So if she gets up in the middle of the night to shit she gotta get in the shower? smh:

i ain't MAKIN nobody do nothing. but if you want some dick, you ain't gettin it post shit without splashin some water cross dat aice.

Take your punk ass to that identity thread, how 'bout that.

Niggu

The Mesicans so nasty

They wipe and put it in the trash can next to the toliet

I refuse to take a shit where millions of ppl have rested they ass

And I used to work in a 4 star food joint...man niggas be eaten a whole feast then shit it out 30 mins later

And I cosign females not takin shits

Nigga I can't even imagine. Bad as bitch on da toliet dropping shits and the runs

And I just shitted out my soul before I posted this.

man i think this niggu done gave me a hernia tonight.

 

[shaddyvillethug]

Just hopped out the shower

I got a super early away game in the morning

Had to iron my fit n shit

All I gotta do Is brush my teeth

 

[keone]

While you bullshittin', I STILL think like this. These niggas can call it what they want, immature or whatever. Fuck it.

dead serious

 

[Madrox]

Cacs @ my job be nasty as shit...blowing up the bathroom all hours of the day...how you come to work and the very first thing you do is fuck up the bathroom???

I know! Shit is epidemic at my office too. First thing in the morning, like they WAITED to come to work to drop a heavy

how you use the bathroom blow it up and then go back to work like that ain't just happen tho

Exactly!

While you bullshittin', I STILL

I was goin' to da bathroom at work a few days ago. Somebody farted loud as hell. As I'm walkin' in "rrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhtttttttt". Dude in da next stall says to him, "dude, did you just fart???!!!" I turned right back around & went to one of da other bathrooms. I couldn't even do it.

Im dying over here

Also: Ive noticed that some dudes from other floors come to the men's room on my floor (or another floor other than their own) to shit it up for some reason. Like they don't want the ppl they work with directly to know they be shitting. Bathroom stay biohazardous.

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[phatkitty]

id rather she shower before sex regardless. aint no such thing as spur of the moment sex. if we gonna do it we both gonna be at our freshest, last thing i need is a hint of all day asshole aroma to smack me in the face while im hittin from the back

sucks for you.

make your woman use these and you should be okay:

your wife showers after every time she takes a shit!?! WTF?

that ain't normal dude.

lying ass basement dwelling virgins. Y'all make your woman shower after she shits? Dumbest shit I've heard all day. So if she gets up in the middle of the night to shit she gotta get in the shower? smh:

I don't know what they eating or their chicks are eating. If your shit is so messy you need to get in the shower every time you do it you need to see the doctor. A swift pass of a wet wipe should clean you up easily. Get your ass some DR Natura powder and put that shit in your orange juice

 

[shaddyvillethug]

Naw Famo

Ain't no such thing as a clean shit

 

[DjMorpheus]

Wait a minute. I done seen a ASS of threads where niggas talkin bout eatin and fuckin ass. So now all these ass eater fuckers are scared of some shitty booty? But you stickin your tongue and dicks INSIDE a shitty asshole??????

 

[largebillsonlyplease]

Wait a minute. I done seen a ASS of threads where niggas talkin bout eatin and fuckin ass. So now all these ass eater fuckers are scared of some shitty booty? But you stickin your tongue and dicks INSIDE a shitty asshole??????

if you into scat play
you ain't gotta justify it to us fam

 

[shaddyvillethug]

Djlawerencefishburne >>>>>>>>>

I'm out

 

[keone]

Wait a minute. I done seen a ASS of threads where niggas talkin bout eatin and fuckin ass. So now all these ass eater fuckers are scared of some shitty booty? But you stickin your tongue and dicks INSIDE a shitty asshole??????

 

[Lucky7s]

lying ass basement dwelling virgins. Y'all make your woman shower after she shits? Dumbest shit I've heard all day. So if she gets up in the middle of the night to shit she gotta get in the shower? smh:

This...ignorant ass niggas lying their asses off...shit is sad to see that bandwagon shit in full effect.

Me too. Once I started using 'em years ago I don't even feel right w/o 'em. Stay stocked up at the crib and even take a fresh pack w/ me when I go out of town.

We done discussed the baby wipes thing ad nauseum years ago after the Terence Howard comments about a woman with no baby wipes beside the toilet was an unsanitary bitch. At NO point in those threads was niggus on some making bitches shower after a dump...now they acting brand new about a $1 pack of 100 baby wipes? How hard is it to buy them in bulk at $5 should last 6 months at least!

I don't know what they eating or their chicks are eating. If your shit is so messy you need to get in the shower every time you do it you need to see the doctor. A swift pass of a wet wipe should clean you up easily.

Fuck 'em baby girl...they are lying...and most women don't even shit daily anyways...

Wait a minute. I done seen a ASS of threads where niggas talkin bout eatin and fuckin ass. So now all these ass eater fuckers are scared of some shitty booty? But you stickin your tongue and dicks INSIDE a shitty asshole??????

It defies logic...a pussy hole is 2 inches away from an asshole and they insert into the asshole which is FULL of fecal matter and rarely clean unless an enema used and even STILL it is a STRONG chance of some runny shit on the dick!

 

[sammyjax]

This...ignorant ass niggas lying their asses off...shit is sad to see that bandwagon shit in full effect.

We done discussed the baby wipes thing ad nauseum years ago after the Terence Howard comments about a woman with no baby wipes beside the toilet was an unsanitary bitch. At NO point in those threads was niggus on some making bitches shower after a dump...now they acting brand new about a $1 pack of 100 baby wipes? How hard is it to buy them in bulk at $5 should last 6 months at least!


Fuck 'em baby girl...they are lying...and most women don't even shit daily anyways...




It defies logic...a pussy hole is 2 inches away from an asshole and they insert into the asshole which is FULL of fecal matter and rarely clean unless an enema used and even STILL it is a STRONG chance of some runny shit on the dick!

you fuckin dudes can't/don't READ

the question was are you gonna fuck a broad right after she shit without her washing her ass first.

 

[phatkitty]

Naw Famo

Ain't no such thing as a clean shit

I swear to you...a scoop of this in your morning water or juice

the Guar Gum in the fiber makes your shit like some crazy rubbery type thing that barely leaves anything behind

 

[sammyjax]

I swear to you...a scoop of this in your morning water or juice

the Guar Gum in the fiber makes your shit like some crazy rubbery type thing that barely leaves anything behind

but let's cut right to the brown chase

you would take a shit and go toot your ass up to fuck right after? or would you wash your ass first?

and if a nigga come out the shitter and try to smang, you don't care if he wash his ass first?

 

[largebillsonlyplease]

you fuckin dudes can't/don't READ

the question was are you gonna fuck a broad right after she shit without her washing her ass first.

nah bro they like to play dirty

 

[code_pirahna]

While you bullshittin', I STILL think like this. These niggas can call it what they want, immature or whatever. Fuck it.



Sludge all in da commode & underneath da toilet seat. Sometimes on da toilet seat including hair & ass crumbs.

I was goin' to da bathroom at work a few days ago. Somebody farted loud as hell. As I'm walkin' in "rrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhtttttttt". Dude in da next stall says to him, "dude, did you just fart???!!!" I turned right back around & went to one of da other bathrooms. I couldn't even do it.

 

[sammyjax]

nah bro they like to play dirty

or sumn, damn but i'm lying because i won't bang shitty ass, foh

 

[DjMorpheus]

if you into scat play
you ain't gotta justify it to us fam

Nope. I get clowned in the anal threads for not eatin ass.

 

[8/11Streetz]

man yall got me crying over here





but i think female public bathrooms are the worse when i was a younging just getting into the work world i seen some shit.

(PUN INTENDED)

When i worked at office Depot i remember my punk ass manager told me i had to clean the bathrooms before we close mind you i never usually clean the bathrooms. My job when the store closed was to fix up the aisle and make sure the stockroom was good. Usually this lazy ass whiteboy name Dave would do the bathrooms because he would go in there n fuck off but that day he talking about oh ima help you in the stock room. My manager comes and ask me can i clean out the bathrooms just for today. I look at him like no.............. He begged me so i was like aight fuck it i aint going to clean shit. I went in the back and posted up in the break room and i just kept smelling shit so i went to the bathroom like what the fuck i checked the dudes bathroom nothing..........Then i open the girls bathroom OMG it was shit all over the stall i think the bitch ass exploded............

Yeah i almost go fired i cussed my boss out for trying to play me like a fucking fool!

thats just one case not going to even tell you my burger king story, hoes nasty as fuck

 

[phatkitty]

but let's cut right to the brown chase

you would take a shit and go toot your ass up to fuck right after? or would you wash your ass first?

and if a nigga come out the shitter and try to smang, you don't care if he wash his ass first?

Nah. At the very least...i'm gonna squat in the tub and wash up...

 

[sammyjax]

Nah. At the very least...i'm gonna squat in the tub and wash up...

thank you babe, that's my only point.

funny ass answer squat and knock them nerds off

this shouldn't make me wanna fuck you, and yet...

lucky7s thought he had a friend because his old lady won't eem squat

cosign:rejected

 

[code_pirahna]

man yall got me crying over here





but i think female public bathrooms are the worse when i was a younging just getting into the work world i seen some shit.

(PUN INTENDED)

When i worked at office Depot i remember my punk ass manager told me i had to clean the bathrooms before we close mind you i never usually clean the bathrooms. My job when the store closed was to fix up the aisle and make sure the stockroom was good. Usually this lazy ass whiteboy name Dave would do the bathrooms because he would go in there n fuck off but that day he talking about oh ima help you in the stock room. My manager comes and ask me can i clean out the bathrooms just for today. I look at him like no.............. He begged me so i was like aight fuck it i aint going to clean shit. I went in the back and posted up in the break room and i just kept smelling shit so i went to the bathroom like what the fuck i checked the dudes bathroom nothing..........Then i open the girls bathroom OMG it was shit all over the stall i think the bitch ass exploded............

Yeah i almost go fired i cussed my boss out for trying to play me like a fucking fool!

thats just one case not going to even tell you my burger king story, hoes nasty as fuck

Yeah I hear that female bathrooms are way worst than dudes.....

 

[DjMorpheus]

I swear to you...a scoop of this in your morning water or juice

the Guar Gum in the fiber makes your shit like some crazy rubbery type thing that barely leaves anything behind

I don't speak for everybody but I don't want no crazy rubbery type thing comin out my ass. I'm fine wit the regular doo doo I been droppin all my life.

Don't know what people puttin in that shit. Yall gon fuck around shit out aliens.

 

[john blackcorn]

G, how the fuck u get shit crumbles in yo ass?? how the fuck do u not white good enough to where u got shit crumbles fallin from your crack on to the bed??? nasty ass bitches, and niggas too some of yall the type that when u get done fucking the whole room smells like sweat, booty, ass, ass crack, and tart pussy......u nasty motherfuckers

 

[RoomService]

a chick tried to clown me once because i use wet wipes when i deuce.

flushable baby wipe for me

 

[Madrox]

flushable baby wipe for me

Cottonelle w/ Vitamin E & Aloe, Septic safe.

 

[shanebp1978]

Wtf.

 

[sammyjax]

funny thing is the majority seems to be on the clean ass tip, only 2 or 3 runnin that asscrumbles campaign them 2 or 3 ain't been enforcin shitrules with their ladies. or they like that nasty mess

 

[largebillsonlyplease]

flushable baby wipe for me

Cottonelle w/ Vitamin E & Aloe, Septic safe.

no wonder dudes soft out here b

 

[super_glue]

This shit right here...... This is soooo wrong!!!

 

[sammyjax]

no wonder dudes soft out here b

i bet your dingleberry game is viscious

 

[HUNTSVEGAZ]

how she look ?