If u fucking, do you require your woman to shower after she shit?
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Fuck what I would want, why wouldn't SHE want to shower before sex if she just shit?? That shit (pun intended) is trife. Not even just for sex, but sleep period. Me and my girl are avid about being shower fresh before getting in the sheets, even if it's just to sleep.
What u mean by away games?
I'd still take a shower over the bitch house if I gotta drop some turds
I have never took a shit at work in my life
My cheeks only sit on my toilet
Now these musty hoes is a different story
U niggas be actin like y'all dnt see those booboo crusts on the crack of the aice
I'd still take a shower over the bitch house if I gotta drop some turds
I have never took a shit at work in my life
My cheeks only sit on my toilet
Now these musty hoes is a different story
U niggas be actin like y'all dnt see those booboo crusts on the crack of the aice
fuck that man...niggas laughin at me and shit
bitches aint suppose to shit in the first place
that's what i meant. and you can't tell me the only place you've EVER shitted is at home.
i can't do public bathrooms. if i'm driving and it's got me standing up in the seat, i either stop at a nice hotel and smash their lobby joint or a hospital
nigga i ain't NEVER seen no crustlets on the aice
but i have opened them cheeks and seen a TP ball. game canceled.
nigga i ain't NEVER seen no crustlets on the aice
Never seen the tp residue...but I did see the "rat" pellets in my bed once...never again
Man I'm Finna take a shit right now
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Omfg
Y'all niggas worth the 10 dollas alone
Niggas had baby ants in the bed
Omfg
Y'all niggas worth the 10 dollas alone
Niggas had baby ants in the bed
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Omfg
Y'all niggas worth the 10 dollas alone
Niggas had baby ants in the bed
Omfg
Y'all niggas worth the 10 dollas alone
Niggas had baby ants in the bed
holy fuck manNever seen the tp residue...but I did see the "rat" pellets in my bed once...never again
hoodrat pellets
Niggas had baby ants in the bed
It's only right to make a post from the shitter
But Naw I ain't Neva found no willy wonka nerds after a home game
I keep da wet wipes next to the bed
I take showers to make sure I don't miss any crust or anything
I'm a hairy muthafucka so that shit is the worst
But Naw I ain't Neva found no willy wonka nerds after a home game
I keep da wet wipes next to the bed
I take showers to make sure I don't miss any crust or anything
I'm a hairy muthafucka so that shit is the worst
Man hell naw get yo shitty booty ass in the shower
Wifey know better
Wifey know better
hoodrat pellets
Chic was a rat too...that was before I moved out here...just came down to visit my ppls...was staying @ a motel...met this chic while @ his house...came back to the telly...went straight to the sheets...after we finish she went to go use the bathroom and I noticed them shits...them joints had to be hibernating in her asscrack for a minute too
told her I had to leave early the next morning and needed my rest...dropped her off @ the bus stop...not even her house that's why I always make sure I get the two bed joints when I reserve a room @ Motel 6
Never seen the tp residue...but I did see the "rat" pellets in my bed once...never again
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It's the worst feeling in the fuckin world when I have to take a shit @ work...for me to have to do that my stomach has to be really fucked up...after that I just feel nasty
Word. I detest havin' to take a shit at work due to that reason. I'll be feelin' dirty as hell afterwards. Ugh.
During those times I can't wait till I can get home to shower.
Yo, shut up, nigga.
I ain't finna believe that shit about you not takin' a shit at work tho'. I used to say that too. Hell, I eat as less as possible while at work just so I won't have to take one while I'm there. And yep, I've taken a shower at a hoe's spot plenty of times after takin' a shit & when I'm on da toilet, I'll put a towel under da door.
Word. I detest havin' to take a shit at work due to that reason. I'll be feelin' dirty as hell afterwards. Ugh.
Cacs @ my job be nasty as shit...blowing up the bathroom all hours of the day...how you come to work and the very first thing you do is fuck up the bathroom???
Yo, shut up, nigga.
I ain't finna believe that shit about you not takin' a shit at work tho'. I used to say that too. Hell, I eat as less as possible while at work just so I won't have to take one while I'm there. And yep, I've taken a shower at a hoe's spot plenty of times after takin' a shit & when I'm on da toilet, I'll put a towel under da door.
i'm with him though
i'm not taking a shit outside of my residence unless i'm traveling somewhere out of town/state/country
right or wrong i hold the shit. but when i get close to my house... the bear starts peeking out of the woods and its a mad dash to get inside.
how you use the bathroom blow it up and then go back to work like that ain't just happen tho
man fuuuuuckIt's only right to make a post from the shitter
But Naw I ain't Neva found no willy wonka nerds after a home game
I keep da wet wipes next to the bed
I take showers to make sure I don't miss any crust or anything
I'm a hairy muthafucka so that shit is the worst
bitches aint suppose to shit in the first place
While you bullshittin', I STILL think like this. These niggas can call it what they want, immature or whatever. Fuck it.
Sludge all in da commode & underneath da toilet seat. Sometimes on da toilet seat including hair & ass crumbs.
I was goin' to da bathroom at work a few days ago. Somebody farted loud as hell. As I'm walkin' in "rrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhtttttttt". Dude in da next stall says to him, "dude, did you just fart???!!!" I turned right back around & went to one of da other bathrooms. I couldn't even do it.
Stop fuckin fat bitches that eat all hours of the day then she won't be habitually getting up @ nite to take a shit...if you have a woman who's clean you don't have to make her shower...leave those fat dirty bitches alone
Niggu
The Mesicans so nasty
They wipe and put it in the trash can next to the toliet
I refuse to take a shit where millions of ppl have rested they ass
And I used to work in a 4 star food joint...man niggas be eaten a whole feast then shit it out 30 mins later
And I cosign females not takin shits
Nigga I can't even imagine. Bad as bitch on da toliet dropping shits and the runs
And I just shitted out my soul before I posted this.
The Mesicans so nasty
They wipe and put it in the trash can next to the toliet
I refuse to take a shit where millions of ppl have rested they ass
And I used to work in a 4 star food joint...man niggas be eaten a whole feast then shit it out 30 mins later
And I cosign females not takin shits
Nigga I can't even imagine. Bad as bitch on da toliet dropping shits and the runs
And I just shitted out my soul before I posted this.
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