Keep it real, when is the last time you stole something?

[Black A. Camus]

I'm so good now that it bothers me. I quit smoking weed. I don't drink and drive. I pay all my bills on time. I'm in my 30's and I feel like I quit fighting the "system." So I steal now.

O.k., to be honest, all I steal is a doughnut, or four, from my local grocery store. Or, every now and then, when I'm feeling especially bold, I'll steal a 32 pack of bottled water from the same store. Stealing doughnuts is too easy. On Thursdays it's my turn to buy doughnuts and coffee for work. They never count the doughnuts you take from the bakery: they expect you to be honest. So when I go to the self-checkout scan I'll add 3, or 4, extra doughnuts to the dozen I pay for. It's like they don't even care, it's too easy.

The Bottled water is a bit different. I started stealing it because I felt I needed a challenge. The lady monitoring the self check-out scan is supposed to enter the water automatically, so that customers don't have to lift it on to the scanner. If I notice that she doesn't notice I have it, I'll leave it in my cart, and walk out store with it after I've finished paying for everything.

Now that I realize that I'm stealing too much, and that I'm stealing because something is psychologically wrong with me, I'm determined to quit.

Still, I know I'm not the only one who steals. So when, and what, is the last time you stole something?

 

[doggish_098]

wow a so called "man" in his 30's is bragging about stealing shit when he doesnt even need to steal


i hope you get caught and get raped while waiting to see the judge

 

[MadWun]

Today -

SlaughterHouse album from you know where

But real life stealing, I'm a grown man. I do not steal

 

[Black A. Camus]

wow a so called "man" in his 30's is bragging about stealing shit when he doesnt even need to steal


i hope you get caught and get raped while waiting to see the judge

Misdemeanor theft warrants rape now? You're probably sitting in front of your computer in your underwear wearing a Romney T-Shirt. Fuck you.

Secondly (but fuck you still), I'm not bragging about doing it. I admitted that I was wrong for doing it and said I'd stop.

 

[kinglickk]

I was thinking...every time I log on here..BUT..not really, I pay for here.

OP must be really bored today.

 

[MadWun]

I was thinking...every time I log on here..BUT..not really, I pay for here.

You right...technically

 

[Black A. Camus]

I was thinking...every time I log on here..BUT..not really, I pay for here.

OP must be really bored today.

Man, in the back of your mind, you know that every time you download something from here you are stealing. You may have written if off because everybody is doing it too. But really there is no difference from what I've confessed to and d/l stuff from here. Except, illegally downloading copyrighted material carries much heavier fines than adding a few extra doughnuts to your grocery bag.

 

[doggish_098]

Misdemeanor theft warrants rape now? You're probably sitting in front of your computer in your underwear wearing a Romney T-Shirt. Fuck you.

Secondly (but fuck you still), I'm not bragging about doing it. I admitted that I was wrong for doing it and said I'd stop.

no stealing when you have no need to steal than bragging about what you do and how you do it warrants rape.

a dozen doughnuts cost less than 10 bucks and a 32 pack of water cost less than 5 bucks. so i ask what is the purpose of you doing this????


as some point in ones life they have to realize they have more to lose than gain by their actions.

 

[doggish_098]

I was thinking...every time I log on here..BUT..not really, I pay for here.

OP must be really bored today.

either bored or feeling really low down and guilty

 

[SamSneed]

i have the cleanin lady at work hook me up with cleanin shit and shit paper. i havent bought that shit in yrs.

 

[yaBoi]

Today -

SlaughterHouse album from you know where

But real life stealing, I'm a grown man. I do not steal

you'll probably want to put that cd back after you hear it...

 

[Black A. Camus]

no stealing when you have no need to steal than bragging about what you do and how you do it warrants rape.

a dozen doughnuts cost less than 10 bucks and a 32 pack of water cost less than 5 bucks. so i ask what is the purpose of you doing this????


as some point in ones life they have to realize they have more to lose than gain by their actions.

Did you read the first paragraph of my thread? If you did, did you truly comprehend it? Maybe, maybe, what I wrote requires 9th grade reading comprehension. Yet, it still seems above you.

You should add me to your ignore list, because you obviously don't meet my pre-requisites.

 

[doggish_098]

Did you read the first paragraph of my thread? If you did, did you truly comprehend it? Maybe, maybe, what I wrote requires 9th grade reading comprehension. Yet, it still seems above you.

You should add me to your ignore list, because you obviously don't meet my pre-requisites.

maybe you shoudl read the last line of my previous statement...


then when karma comes back at you and somebody steal your ride or break into your house then you going to come making threads crying about how you feel violated.

btw the only thing i needed to comprehend is that you are an idiot.

 

[Black A. Camus]

maybe you shoudl read the last line of my previous statement...


then when karma comes back at you and somebody steal your ride or break into your house then you going to come making threads crying about how you feel violated.

btw the only thing i needed to comprehend is that you are an idiot.

O.k., I'll be the bigger man. I'll add you to my ignore list.

 

[doggish_098]

O.k., I'll be the bigger man. I'll add you to my ignore list.

when you get caught dont do like the dude in your sig and blame racism...

 

[Teknique310]

I'm so good now that it bothers me. I quit smoking weed. I don't drink and drive. I pay all my bills on time. I'm in my 30's and I feel like I quit fighting the "system." So I steal now.

O.k., to be honest, all I steal is a doughnut, or four, from my local grocery store. Or, every now and then, when I'm feeling especially bold, I'll steal a 32 pack of bottled water from the same store. Stealing doughnuts is too easy. On Thursdays it's my turn to buy doughnuts and coffee for work. They never count the doughnuts you take from the bakery: they expect you to be honest. So when I go to the self-checkout scan I'll add 3, or 4, extra doughnuts to the dozen I say I bought. It's like they don't even care, it's too easy.

The Bottled water is a bit different. I started stealing it because I felt I needed a challenge. The lady monitoring the self check-out scan is supposed to enter the water automatically, so that customers don't have to lift it on to the scanner. If I notice that she doesn't notice I have it, I'll leave it in my cart, and walk out store with it after I've finished paying for everything.

Now that I realize that I'm stealing too much, and that I'm stealing because something is psychologically wrong with me, I'm determined to quit.

Still, I know I'm not the only one who steals. So when, and what, is the last time you stole something?

I feel you on the mid life rebellious crisis. Sometimes I do or say some shit that's so square I'm shocked by it myself. So I will carry my strap with me for a few days or blow through some red lights to get right. But this post is hilarious

 

[KrafMatik]

Me and the homies used to shoplift all the time from malls and shit back in my teens. I got caught and had to spend a night in jail....I was 18. Thanks goodness for PTI. I haven't stole shit since.

 

[phanatic]

Okay Marie

 

[Black A. Camus]

I feel you on the mid life rebellious crisis. Sometimes I do or say some shit that's so square I'm shocked by it myself. So I will carry my strap with me for a few days or blow through some red lights to get right. But this post is hilarious

Yeah, you get it. I'm definitely going through a mid-life crisis. But instead of buying a motorcycle, or something, I'm stealing doughnuts. Shit is sad, but funny.

 

[Thrill3Seeker]

Today -

SlaughterHouse album from you know where

I was thinking...every time I log on here...

you'll probably want to put that cd back after you hear it...

Literally went from

to



to


especially after the comments in THAT thread


(Still finna d/l that shit though.....)

 

[Blu Diablo]

Look at it like this fam.

Do you want to deal with the hassle associated with getting caught, especially over minor shit?

Stealing the donuts and water could at least be considered noble if you were giving them to some homeless and hungry folks, but you're stealing stuff for folks that don't need shit.

Sound like you get some kinda subconscious rush from doing this. Good luck with quitting.

 

[Tdot_firestarta]

Stop that

 

[Black A. Camus]

when you get caught dont do like the dude in your sig and blame racism...

First of all, Earl Thomas, a future H.O.F. free safety, is in my sig, not Marshawn Lynch. Secondly, Marshawn didn't blame racism--his lawyer did. WTF is wrong with you? O.k., for real, for real, added to my ignore list.

 

[fwillia]

Never stole from a store or robbed anybody in my life.

I've stolen countless amounts of movies, music, books and software in my life, though.

I most recently got the Final Draft 8 screenwriting program.

 

[Black A. Camus]

Look at it like this fam.

Do you want to deal with the hassle associated with getting caught, especially over minor shit?

Stealing the donuts and water could at least be considered noble if you were giving them to some homeless and hungry folks, but you're stealing stuff for folks that don't need shit.

Sound like you get some kinda subconscious rush from doing this. Good luck with quitting.

Like I said, I'm done. I did it, again, for the last time yesterday. I was sitting here, bored at work, reflecting. I realized what I was doing, and I've now decided to quit.

I should have entitled this thread "what did you do when you went through your mid-life crisis?" Because I know I'm going through mine right now. I am thankful, though, that I realized what I'm doing, and why I'm doing it, now, before I did something more stupid/drastic.

 

[BenQ]

When keeping it real goes wrong

 

[kinglickk]

Man, in the back of your mind, you know that every time you download something from here you are stealing. You may have written if off because everybody is doing it too. But really there is no difference from what I've confessed to and d/l stuff from here. Except, illegally downloading copyrighted material carries much heavier fines than adding a few extra doughnuts to your grocery bag.

Sir, I do not eat doughnuts. I would be more interested in the last time you killed someone or raped a random woman on the street. What strategies did you use. How did you destroy the evidence. Do you think about your crimes and reflect upon them with stifled glee? Will you write a book about it? Oh please, do tell.

 

[manVzone]

Last time i stole something was food for my pregnant wife at Wal-mart like 4 years ago,i remember that shit,i lost my job,she had no job cuz she was preggo,we was broke as shyttttt,really struggling but there's no excuse 4 that,i coulda checked my ego and went next door,but stealing from walmart especially small things is way to easy

but in your case,ur thriving on the rush of it,like i did
u think they dont see you,but they DO,they got cams in the ceilings,its just the point of if they are discipline enough to stay watching the cams or just goofing around back there like texting on phones,they dont really need a trained eye,they got many zoom in/outs features to scope u scratchin yo azz

just stop,bail is ridiculous even for petty crimes

 

[Jesuschrist]

spin off ?

 

[BLACKLOOP]

I stole some pussy from this drunk chick 2years ago while partying in whiteplains...now nd then I'll take the tags of from my work out gloves in models n walk outta there

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