crazy ass chicks

[FiveKnuckleShuffle]

I hooked up with this chick I met at best buy, we texted a few times, talked on the phone twice. The second time we talked on the phone, she fuckin started talking about porn and started masturbating on the phone. I was talking to her while on my way to the grocery story and she was like, "I live right across the street, why don't you come over?" So I did. We talked for a little bit ended up playing some xbox and feeling on her big ass titties while she was playing.

Chick ended up getting naked, masturbating again in front of me, but said she wasn't trying to fuck because she hadn't shaved her pussy.

This chick has got a kid, barely works and takes classes online. The next day she calls and I call back an hour or so later. She doesn't answer and by the time she calls me back i'm already asleep. This broad proceeds to send me six text messages during the night about how if I didnt want to talk to her anymore, I could just say so, how shes not gonna sit by the phone and just wait, how i'm the type to just have women waiting on them etc. Then later says that she's sorry for the previous texts, that shes really sensitive and it's easy to make her feel ignored blah blah blah. Then two more calls. (which go unanswered)

Fuck this.

 

[peterlongshort]

Sometimes, the best pussy is the pussy you don't get.

 

[FiveKnuckleShuffle]

Sometimes, the best pussy is the pussy you don't get.

good point there homie

 

[ShortyCumStain]

Sometimes, the best pussy is the pussy you don't get.

Props for that gem you just dropped.

 

[sammyjax]

 

[Plim-Don]

fuck that i like playing wit hoes like that i would string her ass along and fuck that bitch when i felt like it

 

[doggish_098]

now that the relationship is over can we get the homegrown... come on i know she was sexting you



btw her pussy being to hairy aint got nothing to do with her mouth

 

[FiveKnuckleShuffle]

now that the relationship is over can we get the homegrown... come on i know she was sexting you

no pics man sorry

 

[Dark19]

Sometimes, the best pussy is the pussy you don't get.

Peterlongshortism of the Day......

 

[Rick Ronson]

nigga im scared of bitches now days

I had to cut one off the other day..ive known for a while

shit is crazy out here....first sign of bullshit

i have seen the power the courts give them....they can put your ass through hell

the courts use them to get to you and if you come in there and dont have any priors

they will light your ass up

to them it just looks like you have just been slick all this time

 

[BDR]

You scared of women Rick?

 

[khalfanikazuya]

She was in a relationship and she fucked up and she knows it. With you she is trying to reel you in with sex and thinks that her pussy will keep you around until you can develop a habitual relationship with her. ( use to her being around) By you not falling for the game ( Being on call to jump in the pussy ). She felt angry along with strong need to be loved and attachment issues. Which can be a very negative thing... To sum it all up!.....

- She immature
- Scared from a previous relationship(s)
- Wants excitement for the time being
- When she gets her confidence back she will kick you to the curb if you crawl back. ( meaning not being up front and telling her shes acting like a fucking loon )

Kaz

 

[Rick Ronson]

You scared of women Rick?

nigga catch the wrong psycho bitch

im a nice guy so they try to get all extra dominant with me

im scared of the power the court gives them

im scared of dealing with shit and im scared of my temper

i got enough women to last me in different places...dont need any new ones

 

[Mentor B]

I don't fuck with chicks like that. Too much unnecessary shit going on ...stick to level-headed pussy man...

 

[Rick Spanish]

nigga catch the wrong psycho bitch

im scared of the power the court gives them

im scared of dealing with shit and im scared of my temper

i got enough women to last me in different places...dont need any new ones

But when you say women, do you really mean Men?

 

[Rick Ronson]

funny shit i met this one online

and we were talking on the phone

she is like "let me call you back im here picking up my daughter and this is her calling"

so im like bye and sometimes i just put the phone down

so if you dont hang up when their call is over it will just click back to you
without them knowing....so it did and i can hear her conversation with
some nigga going back n forth...so im just listening and put my shit on
mute...but i guess she realizes it and starts saying hello...i just hung up

she calls back talking about some dude was trying to get at her

I hadnt even questioned her about the shit

im like "why even go through all that"

shes like "what are you talking about?"

But when you say women, do you really mean Men?

just you remember the two layers of fabric over your rectum rule son

unless you are at the beach or swimming pool

 

[Rick Ronson]

But when you say women, do you really mean Men?

just remember the two layers of fabric over your rectum rule son

unless you are at the beach or swimming pool