You Know You're HOOKED on BGOL When...

[BK Pop]

When my wife picked up the $10 Money Order from the store for me to pay my fee.

 

[modelmaker]

- You check BGOL before the local news.
- Your wife ask you to check "Your website" for answers to basic questions like it was google.

- You read BGOL while eating dinner.
- You haven't bought software in 12 years.
- You look a chick ass before you speak.
- You use "epic fail, ock & lurker" in common conversation.
- You feel sick when your wifi or 3G is off.
- You know equate is 4x cheaper than KY jelly. (smh)
- When your broad acts funny and the first thing you do is hit BGOL.
- You have 4 or more smart phone or computer devices automaticaly signed to your BGOL at all times. (iPad, iPhone. iMac G5, MacBook, PowerBook & iMac G4.


Shit been addicted since a ninja used to sign in with AOL.


I'm guilty!!!!!

I'M GUILTY!

i check with you guys before i check abc or CNN

 

[chitownsfinest]

-When even your girl yells out "QUAAAAID!" while watching Total Recall

-When people are always bugging you trying to find out where I get all my funny-ass gifs I use on Facebook

-When you've bought only 1 CD in the last 4 years (even BGOL didn't have this import joint)

-CTF

 

[hardworkpays]

- When you can't wait to flip to the next PAGE on the site and you hope like hell you see BOLD PRINT on the subjects 'cause you know that means NEW content...

 

[LIH]

when somebody sends me a long email or hands me a multipage document at work, i immediately think about colin powelll

 

[8/11Streetz]

when your girl think your a porn addict cuz u stay on this shit to much......

Let me tell you my girl see all the sigs yall niggaz got of these bitches and think its just porn. Once i explain to her what sigs was and showed her its alot deeper then porn she was shocked. SHe said basically its like a online barber shop.....i looked at her and nodded my head my baby gets it........


Now she completely cool wit it she will walk in ill be laying in the bed on my laptop and be like oh you on your lil site she still dont know the name

 

[8/11Streetz]

- When you can't wait to flip to the next PAGE on the site and you hope like hell you see BOLD PRINT on the subjects 'cause you know that means NEW content...

sooooo fucking TRUE!!!!!!

 

[Playa2422004]

u kno u hooked when a bitch stand u up and u be like fuck that bitch im bout to get fucked up and get on the board tonite

or

when u hear news on tv or the outside world of the board, you b like i heard about that las week on the board yall niggaz hella late

or

when people ask u how u be getting hella links on shit and u get mad at them 4 askin about shit, u be like "its out there, u jus gotta look muthafucka, get off facebook and google that shit nigga"

 

[GeeZnu]

u start using logic , knowledge , clownage on people that uve learned off BGOL

 

[big pimp]

....something happens in the news and you wonder or log on to see what the BGOL fam have to say about it.

c/s.

 

[double1]

WHEN YOU START YOUR CONVERSATION WITH WITH YOUR HOMEBOY ACROSS TOWN, YOUR COUSIN IN VEGAS OR YOUR BROTHER ON THE EAST COAST LIKE THIS..........(RING,RING,RING) HELLO: HEY WHAT'S UP MY NIGGA...YEAH YEAH IT'S ALL GOOD,,,EVERYBODY ALL RIGHT....COOL..COOL..UUHH YOU BEEN ON BG TODAY?...........
YEAH ME AND MY NICCAS DONE ABBREVIATED AN ABBREVIATION!

 

[M.H.C.]

Hooked? .....Hooked? Man, ain't nobody hooked. I can quit anytime I want to. I'm here for the articles and the insight. The depth of brotherhood and the putting together of collective minds to solve and deal with societal ills, the plight of the black man and these hoes. Nigga. YOU the one hooked! Get YOU some help and stop worrying about the rest of us.

(Sent from IPhone 4:56 am)

 

[DAT DUDE DERE]

when you HOPE and PRAY to the ANGELS above that the SOL hoes start showing dem tiddies again.....

been patiently waiting for 3 years now

 

[GaBoi]

When you watching a church stream online. You stop watchin and just listen to the preacher so you can see if any new post show up.

 

[willywill84]

When you see a backdoor link thread and you actually get happy dancin and shit

When you late to work because you laughin and reading replies

maaaaaaan i been late to works so many times fuckin with yall

 

[LeftyLuchini]

...When you're girlfriend always says "Damn!!! How did you get that album so early...."

And you just look at her like ...

And she looks at me like then replies...

"Oh...nevermind...don't know why I even had to ask!"

yep, i got caught one time with this.
i posted on a singers facebook page how much i like their new album.
they replied back, "you mean the new cd that comes out next month?"

 

[MistaFlynt]

yep, i got caught one time with this.
i posted on a singers facebook page how much i like their new album.
they replied back, "you mean the new cd that comes out next month?"

 

[xxxxxxxxxllllllllllllll]

After a 30 hour bus trip, you first check Bgol b4 your email or facebook

 

[Chitownheadbusa]

wow....a thread full of losers.
....lol

 

[Supernatural0981]

We you have no plans to retire from BGOL .... even when you qualify for Social Security ....

 

[every blue moon]

one of ya peoplez see you on the laptop & peek @ what you doing & ask you what the name of that site is & you look @ them like:

Punctuation. is. your. friend.

 

[every blue moon]

WHEN YOU START YOUR CONVERSATION WITH WITH YOUR HOMEBOY ACROSS TOWN, YOUR COUSIN IN VEGAS OR YOUR BROTHER ON THE EAST COAST LIKE THIS..........(RING,RING,RING) HELLO: HEY WHAT'S UP MY NIGGA...YEAH YEAH IT'S ALL GOOD,,,EVERYBODY ALL RIGHT....COOL..COOL..UUHH YOU BEEN ON BG TODAY?...........
YEAH ME AND MY NICCAS DONE ABBREVIATED AN ABBREVIATION!

Oh shit! That you cuz?

 

[kanedagame]

....something happens in the news and you wonder or log on to see what the BGOL fam have to say about it.

this is me

 

[Mrbonner]

Know how to right click save as like a professional (Slam's fault)

U see someone post more than a paragraph anywhere and automatically think to yourself

kno that its mandatory to post screencaps when u post porn

 

[CoTtOnMoUf]

Hooked? .....Hooked? Man, ain't nobody hooked. I can quit anytime I want to. I'm here for the articles and the insight. The depth of brotherhood and the putting together of collective minds to solve and deal with societal ills, the plight of the black man and these hoes. Nigga. YOU the one hooked! Get YOU some help and stop worrying about the rest of us.

(Sent from IPhone 4:56 am)

 

[PDQ21]

I knew i was addicted when i got banned for a month and checked like 2-3 times to see if they made a mistake n shorten my suspension lmao

 

[double1]

Oh shit! That you cuz?

 

[kdub83]

these have me rolling, cuz they true, cuz I:
-Wake up and check BGOL to start my morning most days
-It is the first tab in chrome
-it is the first panel on the chrome home screen
-refresh it several times a minute trying to see what the new threads are
-use it to find anything about a topic like it's google or something (matter of fact just looked for info on cameras)

This shit is addictive

 

[turboether]

• After fucking your girl, you get up to see what wise, (0_0)..l.. finger, or slam dropped.
  
• When you check BGOL to verify if a celebrity is dead.
  
• When fam comes over to borrow you Playstation and you think nothing of it because you know you'll be on BGOL
  
• When a niggas resuscitate threads from 3 years ago.
  
• When everything is a repost
  
• When your a member of the BGOL CSI Elite

 

[PhAtDaD]

when your girl think your a porn addict cuz u stay on this shit to much......

Let me tell you my girl see all the sigs yall niggaz got of these bitches and think its just porn. Once i explain to her what sigs was and showed her its alot deeper then porn she was shocked. SHe said basically its like a online barber shop.....i looked at her and nodded my head my baby gets it........


Now she completely cool wit it she will walk in ill be laying in the bed on my laptop and be like oh you on your lil site she still dont know the name

This is exactly how it breaks down for me. The funny thing is, I have told her the name of the site several times and she insist on calling it BGOL(pronounced BGOLE)

 

[beg4mercy]

These two popped up this weekend.

1. When you have older or unusual company over (inlaws), you sign on to your computer, open the internet program, and you have absolutely nothing to fuckin do, cuz you can't go to BGOL!!!!

2. Somebody asks you where you get your music, movies from and you get tongue twisted tryin to think of a response other than BGOL.

 

[THE PROF]

• 
  when you fuck around and get a rapidshare, MU or FS account
  
  when you show your girl how to d/l albums
  
  when you actually start believing some of the conspiracy theories cuz damn near everything else getting posted in real or breaking news
  
  when you get on this shit more than Facebook or any other social network
  
  when you never really have to click past the 2nd page to look for new content
  

 

[ShortyCumStain]

If I never would've discovered BGOL so long ago, I wouldn't have shit to do in regards to da internets.

 

[tampabay904]

shit is fucked up. i was real cool with a dude, but i refused to tell dude about bgol. he wasnt ready and we worked together lol

 

[BEAR167]

When your @ a family function or a social event and can tell from a dudes conversation he's on BGOL. But know matter how much y'all laugh about the funny shyt on the board and how valuable all the info is--You already know never to reveal your user name