.....you get mad at your girl for talking about BGOL in public.
My girl told my family at Thanksgiving dinner.. "he gets all his music from black girls online"
You Know You're HOOKED on BGOL When...
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My girl told my family at Thanksgiving dinner.. "he gets all his music from black girls online"
My girl told my family at Thanksgiving dinner.. "he gets all his music from black girls online"
she broke the code
...when your friends cant show you anything crazy, funny, cool, or interesting on the net. You've seen it it bgol already.
its been years since someone has sent me a gif, pic or vide that i havent already seen.
its been years since someone has sent me a gif, pic or vide that i havent already seen.
....something happens in the news and you wonder or log on to see what the BGOL fam have to say about it.
LMAO
Cosign. Some shit will happen and my girl will ask, "what do the niggas on BGOL have to say about that one?"
when i couldnt sleep last night i got up out the bed and got on bgol at 4:30 am
Guilty
You know you're hooked on BGOL when someone starts a new thread and you know that a thread about the subject already exists.
March 2010 - This is when you are hooked on BGOL *ongoing thread* - http://www.bgol.us/board/showthread.php?t=475463
March 2010 - This is when you are hooked on BGOL *ongoing thread* - http://www.bgol.us/board/showthread.php?t=475463
...the first thing you do in the morning is log on to see what the latest threads are.
...you open up your bookmarks and BGOL is the first one.
...you're operating heavy equipment at work and thumbing thru threads at the same time.
i'm guilty of all of the above.
i got more. what are some of your addiction symptoms?
I do all that shit
one of ya peoplez see you on the laptop & peek @ what you doing & ask you what the name of that site is & you look @ them like:
-When you make money selling DVD screeners weeks before they come out
-When you can go into a thread, and know the history of feuds between BGOL members from the start (Halo...where dem books at?)
-When you start taking advice you hear on BGOL literally and start implementing that shit
-When you start believe that every Dude on BGOL only fucks dimes!
-When you get clowned on some Bullshit on BGOL and get pissed and take that shit personally!
-When you take commentary on Political, Sports and social views on BGOL more seriously than regular news media!!
Yall log off? I don't....
I did that shit took me hours to remember my password.
When your girl gets mad at you because your on BGOL too much. And she swears your talking to some female on BGOL.
When you leave a hotel because their internet connection is shitty and you can't go the whole week with out BGOL.
When you go to the airport you look for an isolated spot so you can browse bgol.
BGOL is the home page on my browser........is that a problem??
....something happens in the news and you wonder or log on to see what the BGOL fam have to say about it.
And when you get orders in the the military to go to Afghanistan the first thing that comes to mind is "damn I sure hope I can access BGOL from over there"
when you can be the first one reading a thread and you already know who will reply and said thread and in what direction they replies will go
CUB2006
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you know you're hooked when you've kept track of all the threads that popped off the last 10 months.
When you've gone a year plus w/o a laptop & then when it's finally delivered to your house/apt., you immediately make a mad dash to get on da phone to talk to Comcast reps about gettin' internet service added back to your plan, get on da phone w/Linksys to help set your wireless network back up and when you do, w/o checkin' out any of da features on your new laptop, you download Firefox and w/o passing go or collecting da $200, you go straight to BGOL. 
- u try to get the jumpoff to shout out BGOL during a homegrown session
-you use infamous BGOL usernames to insult someone in your real life. "Ol Pikestreet ass nigga."
-you're able to read on topics you never wouldve learned in any level of schooling.
-you can breakdown how to tell if a girl squirted or pissed on you.
-you talk shit about not donating, till you realize you got blocked out of full access. then out comes the visa.
-you use infamous BGOL usernames to insult someone in your real life. "Ol Pikestreet ass nigga."
-you're able to read on topics you never wouldve learned in any level of schooling.
-you can breakdown how to tell if a girl squirted or pissed on you.
-you talk shit about not donating, till you realize you got blocked out of full access. then out comes the visa.
At all Ya'll, Yet I have been guilty of such crimes also...
see this why u cant touch a ninja laptop or cellphone.
These.
...When you're girlfriend always says "Damn!!! How did you get that album so early...."
And you just look at her like...
And she looks at me like
"Oh...nevermind...don't know why I even had to ask!"
C/s all of the above plus when you think of one of them "why tha fukh?" kinda things and can't wait to put it up on BGOL...I'm guilty of pulling over on the highway to search whether or not it's been posted before...
If u didn't see it on bgol u don't believe it happened...
You use "epic fail, ock & lurker" in common conversation.
You check BGOL before the local news.
going to sleep while downloading porn.
(guilty of all this sheit, but this one had me)
You're in the club around real bad bitches but you're on your phone lurking.
You use "epic fail, ock & lurker" in common conversation.
You check BGOL before the local news.
going to sleep while downloading porn.
(guilty of all this sheit, but this one had me
)You're in the club around real bad bitches but you're on your phone lurking.
You're skimming a thread,
And based off avi's,
You can skip over comments you know aren't worth your time.
And based off avi's,
You can skip over comments you know aren't worth your time.
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