You can sing the song from the old Thunderbolt Transmission commercial word-for-word: “We put the Yeeeeee-Haaaaaw back in your motor and transmission!”
You’ve ever sat up watching the news waiting to see which restaurant has “SLIIIIIME IN THE ICE MACHINE!!!”
You hear someone say WILL-OW-ridge High School and look at them funny because they didn’t pronounce it WULL-AH-ridge.
You were a teenager and clubbed at Stadium Bowl, Down-Lo, Drumsticks, Downtown Cavern, or the Reception Hall in Alief (Bonus points if you got some ass at one of these places).
You still think that Diamonds is the greatest strip club that there ever was.
You’re a Northsider/Southsider, and you meet someone from the opposite side, and a tiny part of you STILL wants to beef.
You STILL are afraid to stop in Vidor for gas.
The most girls that you’ve ever pulled in one summer happened the summer you worked at Astroworld.
You went to an Alpha party at the Braeswood Inn. It was completely packed, but you still knew at least 60% of the people in there.
You ever went to a Young Professionals of Houston or Airtight Enterprises step show in high school, and then went to the afterparty at one of the clubs mentioned above, or at that spot on Anderson Rd (Once again, bonus points if you got some ass that night).
The words “Lamar Senior Girls” makes you wanna jump into a Hot Tub Time Machine right fuckin NOW.
You ever got busted for teen curfew violation and had to do community service on the weekend.
You ever tried to make your own screw tape. It was horrible, but you bumped it anyway.
You ever got in a fight at the Yates-Madison game, the Yates-Booker T game, the Battle of the Bands, or the TSU Relays.
Whatever you did on Saturday involved a trip to Sharpstown Mall at some point that day.
It doesn’t bother you at all that Kuykendahl and Kirkendoll are pronounced exactly the same.
You know somebody who knows somebody who knows at least one member of Destiny’s Child.
You know all the words to “June 27th”
You’ve ever used the words “Plex”, “Fraud”, or “Hulled-Out” (Bonus points if you’ve used them all in the same sentence)
You remember when there were only two Timmy Chan’s, and a Wing Dinner was $2.75.
You’ve ever sat up watching the news waiting to see which restaurant has “SLIIIIIME IN THE ICE MACHINE!!!”
You hear someone say WILL-OW-ridge High School and look at them funny because they didn’t pronounce it WULL-AH-ridge.
You were a teenager and clubbed at Stadium Bowl, Down-Lo, Drumsticks, Downtown Cavern, or the Reception Hall in Alief (Bonus points if you got some ass at one of these places).
You still think that Diamonds is the greatest strip club that there ever was.
You’re a Northsider/Southsider, and you meet someone from the opposite side, and a tiny part of you STILL wants to beef.
You STILL are afraid to stop in Vidor for gas.
The most girls that you’ve ever pulled in one summer happened the summer you worked at Astroworld.
You went to an Alpha party at the Braeswood Inn. It was completely packed, but you still knew at least 60% of the people in there.
You ever went to a Young Professionals of Houston or Airtight Enterprises step show in high school, and then went to the afterparty at one of the clubs mentioned above, or at that spot on Anderson Rd (Once again, bonus points if you got some ass that night).
The words “Lamar Senior Girls” makes you wanna jump into a Hot Tub Time Machine right fuckin NOW.
You ever got busted for teen curfew violation and had to do community service on the weekend.
You ever tried to make your own screw tape. It was horrible, but you bumped it anyway.
You ever got in a fight at the Yates-Madison game, the Yates-Booker T game, the Battle of the Bands, or the TSU Relays.
Whatever you did on Saturday involved a trip to Sharpstown Mall at some point that day.
It doesn’t bother you at all that Kuykendahl and Kirkendoll are pronounced exactly the same.
You know somebody who knows somebody who knows at least one member of Destiny’s Child.
You know all the words to “June 27th”
You’ve ever used the words “Plex”, “Fraud”, or “Hulled-Out” (Bonus points if you’ve used them all in the same sentence)
You remember when there were only two Timmy Chan’s, and a Wing Dinner was $2.75.
female cop came over n pulled us apart. Told me if I filed charges she'd arrest me n charge me with a MIP, told her if she didn't give back my shit she'd arrest her for theft. After that was done she made us leave. My potnas was MAD AS FUCK at me....
