You ever been on a date with a broad and she had to take a shit?
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Can we sticky this??? LOLJust for emergency sakes though everyone should have these items if they can't be at their home throne. I keep a shit kit in my ride just in case.
Everyone's Shit Kit should include:
[MANDATORY BASICS]
1) Disinfectant spray or bathroom cleaning spray for bathroom surfaces such as toilet seats. I only trust my home toilet.
2) A roll of paper towels to wipe down toilet seats after spraying them just in case no paper towels are availbable.
3) Flushable wipes because dry toilet paper alone will not do the job. You are just smearing dry shit.
4) A roll of your favorite toilet paper to follow up after using the flushable wipes.
[OPTIONAL ADDITIONS]
5) Have a matchbook. You can strike matches to cancel out the smell. The trisulfide potassium chlorate(match head) has excellent doo doo smell cancelling qualities.
6) Air freshener. If you are using an acquaintance's toilet show them some respect. Don't bomb them out of their own house.
7) A fresh pair of undergarments with a plastic bag to place the messed up pair just in case you accidentally soil your undergarments. As the saying goes "shit happens".
Just a friendly PSA. Having mud butt and being around mud butts in public ain't the business fam.
Bruh you will be surprised at how many able-bodied grown ups that can't wipe their ass correctly. I can understand little kids and some elderly who struggle with not wiping their butts completely but some people are just nasty booty individuals. Sometimes I be at the gym and hooping and you can literally smell people who don't wipe correctly, it be enough to piss you off for even being around them
. Anyone who still only uses toilet paper and no wet wipes is a cave dwelling barbarian as far as I'm concerned.
Old school methods..got to have the hot rag on deck...better known as the shit rag... Scorching hot water mix with liquid soap...go to town cleaning your area...until that rag see nothing but white again... Baby wipes also another good method... Majority times hop your ass in the shower afterwardsBruh you will be surprised at how many able-bodied grown ups that can't wipe their ass correctly. I can understand little kids and some elderly who struggle with not wiping their butts completely but some people are just nasty booty individuals. Sometimes I be at the gym and hooping and you can literally smell people who don't wipe correctly, it be enough to piss you off for even being around them
I had a bitch from Oakland have a "shitty" episode
We went to SD for the homies wedding...
I'm sitting on the chair smoking a blunt, she comes out the bathroom in some black lace shit trying to be all sexy...
Rubbing on me and shit...
Then when the bitch turns around for doggystyle...I noticed she had a little piece of shit coming down from her ass...
There was a box of Kleenex on the night stand so I politely grabbed like 10 sheets, and tried to lowkey wipe it away...
She asked what I was doing, and when I told her bitch ran back into the bathroom for about 30 minutes and said
"Oh my God, you probably are never going to talk to me again after this"
DING DING bitch
Never seen her again in life...This was 4 years ago
ol shitty ass bitch
You did way more than me! I ain't wipin' no bitch's shitty ass unless she's bed ridden and incontinent. And we have to be in an extremely close relationship.
Homie got one of these!
Where I live now, previous owners remodeled that bathrooms. A broad can’t go in there and not wanna shit. I’m cursed. “Be right back!” is a goddamn lie. When I see em get up and ask where it is, I know to just get ready for blue balls. My joint is dookie central mane.The walk of shame be serious. “Ummm...is it okay if we raincheck this night?”
Yeah, I know what happened in there. Go’n home.
you feeding these chicks laxatives or something?
you feeding these chicks laxatives or something?
basically...maybe the nigga food is just nasty lmao
thank you!!! if she has to go to the bathroom then so be it.its natural.so fellas its cool for you to go tot he bathroom but not a female right? ol shallow hal niggas
i dont think thats the point of this thread breh....we know they shyt too....we just dont want her doing it when we about to smash
even when married....if I KNOW she shyt beforehand....its a no go
nothing worse than getting a whiff of shyt when you hitting in doggie.....never agian
Costco brand>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Just for emergency sakes though everyone should have these items if they can't be at their home throne. I keep a shit kit in my ride just in case.
Everyone's Shit Kit should include:
[MANDATORY BASICS]
1) Disinfectant spray or bathroom cleaning spray for bathroom surfaces such as toilet seats. I only trust my home toilet.
2) A roll of paper towels to wipe down toilet seats after spraying them just in case no paper towels are availbable.
3) Flushable wipes because dry toilet paper alone will not do the job. You are just smearing dry shit.
4) A roll of your favorite toilet paper to follow up after using the flushable wipes.
[OPTIONAL ADDITIONS]
5) Have a matchbook. You can strike matches to cancel out the smell. The trisulfide potassium chlorate(match head) has excellent doo doo smell cancelling qualities.
6) Air freshener. If you are using an acquaintance's toilet show them some respect. Don't bomb them out of their own house
7) A fresh pair of undergarments with a plastic bag to place the messed up pair just in case you accidentally soil your undergarments. As the saying goes "shit happens".
I do this at work, to a certain degree. I damn near walk in the restroom with a shopping bag when I have to take a shit.
I ain't shittin at no job! ahahahahaahahahahaah!!! Man, I'll hop in the car and drive home before I get down in the bathrooms at my job. Every time I go in there to piss someone is blowing up the damn room! That's a lot of asses on those two toilets! Hell naw! I takes my bidness to the house!
Shouldve made her get it since she the one who blocked up your toilet
Maybe she needs to pay close attention to this thread..
Whoever 1 starred this thread must've had some White Castle or gas station sushi before coming in here
9 100 pack Kirkland brand for under 20 bucks.. 1 pack in each bathroom.. A few in the closet... Some for sale(strippers always need wipes 5-6 bucks per pack maybe more)
I had a date with a girl who was probably one of the most beautiful women I ever seen, she was mixed light skined Egyptian and Black. She had small breasts but very nice round ass. Long hair 5'4 120 lbs. I was just outta college and at my physical peak. We had great sex and had great fun outside of the physical as well. Our friendship changed one evening at her apt when after eating, this dime classy female stood up to take dishes in kitchen and ripped the fart of all farts. It would have made Andre the Giant blush,it was 5-10 secs loud with bass. If it was just the sound it would have been something to laugh at but the smell was unworldly. She apologized and tried to explain it away as lactose but it was so bad I can remember it today over 25 years later. its still hard to believe someone so pretty and fine could produce that sound and smell.
my dude...idk wtf just happened but you better finish this fucking story lol
lmaooooooo
This Thread is funny as hell
HILARIOUS 
Bass my nigga??? Lmbaoooooo
we have discussed before...
those wipes have saved a brother's life climbing down a fire escape running down an inclined Bronx city block trying to catch that damn number train back to the brooklyn.
Another shitty thread by OP.
No stories from going to Sit ins or marches with Dr. King and meeting a broad who couldn’t hold her bowls?
My ex wife was a stuck-up biatch who grew up around white people and didn't feel comfortable unless she was one of the only black people in the room. Her white college friend came to visit us from Boston and my ex was all rolling out the red carpet, fussing at me on the low tryna make me put on airs for this white bitch who was a master's degree student at Harvard. Do you know I went to the bathroom after this white bitch left and she'd left a footlong log in the toilet???
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