I hit this "classy" secretary at my job. We were at a Holiday Inn. After I bust she went into the bathroom to pee. She ripped a long fart while she was in there and I was like
man listen i have dated a few chics with badd guts..but i dont mind we all human tho- long as she aint nasty,,not flushing and shit like that...
I'm not the type to take random shits anywhere...it would have to be an extreme emergency for me to do that..even than I'd probably fig out how to exit stage left to get to my crib...I like to get comfortable..clothes off, stretched out, prob watching some YouTube segment on the phone, got to have the hot rag on deck(old school), more than likely hopping in the shower after... Shitting kinda personal, can't do it anywherethank you!!! if she has to go to the bathroom then so be it.its natural.so fellas its cool for you to go tot he bathroom but not a female right? ol shallow hal niggas
I remember we was talking about this in the shit thread
Exactly... Shitting, shower, and doing laundry... Something about water be having me extra calm and thoughts be flowing... Reason I could juss stare at rain for long periods of time
That reminds me of a story my boy hadI had a bitch from Oakland have a "shitty" episode
We went to SD for the homies wedding...
I'm sitting on the chair smoking a blunt, she comes out the bathroom in some black lace shit trying to be all sexy...
Rubbing on me and shit...
Then when the bitch turns around for doggystyle...I noticed she had a little piece of shit coming down from her ass...
There was a box of Kleenex on the night stand so I politely grabbed like 10 sheets, and tried to lowkey wipe it away...
She asked what I was doing, and when I told her bitch ran back into the bathroom for about 30 minutes and said
"Oh my God, you probably are never going to talk to me again after this"
DING DING bitch
Never seen her again in life...This was 4 years ago
ol shitty ass bitch
Lmbaoooooooo
to make a long story short...we had a person who had hiv visit my high school for like sex education awareness...he said his occupation was a chef..of course I had to ask so what would happen if you cut yourself..he said they would have to go through all these procedures to clean it up.. That whole visit just made me realized there's no rule that a person who cooks your food has to take an std test in order to work... Made me look at the industry in a diff way with handling of food
HIV dies with air exposure but still
I didn't stop though.
Yes. On a weekend trip we were in a little motel room like a super 8. It was a hot day in LA and I had left along to pick up takeout food.
Upon returning to our room I walked into a smell what was a seemingly a mix of refried turd sandwich that was also dipped in chitlin flour.
This hoe apparently took a shit with the door open because she was scared and also didn't open the window because she was afraid.
Needless to say I didn't eat nor skeet that night.
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Just for emergency sakes though everyone should have these items if they can't be at their home throne. I keep a shit kit in my ride just in case.
Everyone's Shit Kit should include:
[MANDATORY BASICS]
1) Disinfectant spray or bathroom cleaning spray for bathroom surfaces such as toilet seats. I only trust my home toilet.
2) A roll of paper towels to wipe down toilet seats after spraying them just in case no paper towels are availbable.
3) Flushable wipes because dry toilet paper alone will not do the job. You are just smearing dry shit.
4) A roll of your favorite toilet paper to follow up after using the flushable wipes.
[OPTIONAL ADDITIONS]
5) Have a matchbook. You can strike matches to cancel out the smell. The trisulfide potassium chlorate(match head) has excellent doo doo smell cancelling qualities.
6) Air freshener. If you are using an acquaintance's toilet show them some respect. Don't bomb them out of their own house
7) A fresh pair of undergarments with a plastic bag to place the messed up pair just in case you accidentally soil your undergarments. As the saying goes "shit happens".
@ the thread topic. 
