YOU Ever Been At a CHICKS Crib Trying to Hit & 1 of Her old boyfriends POPS UP,,

True story: I was dick deep in the pussy of a half n half stripper named Gretchen, when an NBA player started calling non stop. Afterwards, she said: "You should go, because this jealous ass nigga is gonna come by soon trippin'." As I was leaving, a green Lexus coupe came flying into the parking lot of her complex. Funny thing is, she was one of his side chicks. This was back in '91.

Did you inspire this track? :lol:

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I swear.... bborn, we got ta get it together with you. :smh:

If you talk like you type, :smh: it'll be like listening to Ghostface. ...or Raekwon. Nigga got his own laguage.

It's hard to follow you. All kinda shit missing... pronouns, predicates, .. :smh:

I just scroll past bborns posts everytime.

Dude be speaking klingon or some shit.

I couldn't tell if it was one long azz story, or a bunch of short ones.
 
Not a pop up story but close.....broad i was "with" back during college, but she had a boyfriend back home. We lived in these apartments off campus that the school paid for but just like a dorm, when the year is done you have to move out. So I had been hooking up with her all year and the night before she was supposed to leave, I'm at her place all up in them guts. The person picking her up the next morning was her boyfriend. When he picks her up, we had just finished fucking and I was in her apartment acting like I was helping her pack when he walks in the door.....
 
Don't remember what year it was, but one night I met a chick off blackplanet over in Decatur and went to smash. Was in her crib when her boyfriend started blowing her phone up. Had no clue she had a boyfriend for one, but what was crazy was how casual she was about it. Like she seriously didn't GAF. She told dude she had company and after a while he started riding by the house. After we were done I leave and go up the street to the gas station and see dude sitting in the car waiting on her to tell him he could come over. I think I was like 19-20 at the time...that was the point that I realized that a lot of bitches ain't shit. And dude really just sat there and waited too...crazy shit.
 
Sup Famalama

When I was looking like Al B Sure 20 years ago I was a foul ass nigga. I was fucking this cop's wife but the husband was suppose to be doing a double. This muva was 6'11, had me falling in the pussy. All of a sudden I heard his truck pull up the gravel driveway and I saw her face like :eek:

My heart hopped in my ass!! The only thing I could do was hide under his king size bed. Dude comes in fuckin beefing askin whose car is in the drive way. She stuttering not making sense trying to tell him she didn't know whose car it was. My stomach starting hurting because I had squeezed under the bed in a bad angle. I knew dude was going to find me, it was only a matter of time. He checked the closet then went to leave the room and that's when I farted and kept farting :smh:

He dragged me from under the bed and pistol whipped me till I lost consciousness. I woke up in the hospital. My pants were in the soiled bin. I never saw that bitch again. My brother who I don't speak to anymore was in the corner with Moms like :lol:

Thanks for bumping this. I needed the laugh
 
Yeah. I was 22. He pulled a gun. She got between us. Luckily he wasn't a real killer. He ended up arguing with her so much that I got the door and got my Usain Bolt game poppin.
 
i've been on both ends. i've spent the night wit a bitch and around 9am that morning, all u could hear was a car horn blowing outside. after a while i heard the car turn off, and not too soon afterwards there was a knock at the door. she looked at me wit that "i really dont wanna get up and answer the door look". one of her kids ended up waking up and opening the door, but didnt let him in.....just told him that she had company....lol. This nigga sat out on the porch and waited like he was next or somn. After about 10 mins pass, i look out the blinds, and that nigga car still there. So i asked the bitch,...."is this gonna be a problem?" I get my heat, cuz a nigga gotta be a tad bit crazy if he just campin out for pussy on a bitch doorstep......so i didnt know what to expect from this nigga. So i told her to answer the door, but open it enough so where he sees me. Lil 6ft nigga saw me and told her....."oh my bad".....and slowly walked back to his car.

Another time, i showed up at one of my jumpoff's apartment, knocked on the door. Usually the bitch just opens the door and lets me in. But this time she just opened the door and stood in the doorway, and was whispering......"now is not a good time". So im like whats wrong? u sick? on ya period? tha fuck you whispering fo?" So i fall back and was like aight....just call me later so i can beat it up.....(but i said shit loud).....cuz i kinda figured maybe she had another nigga in there.
By the time i get to my car, i hear this commotion and i look back. This hoe tryin to hold back some lil nigga, he got his shirt off, huffin and puffin like he ready to square up. Yellin at me, "dont come back over here no mo". I come back to the sidewalk so i know he's able to see that heat on my hip......and im like....."say what lil nigga?" Humbled his ass real quick. Nigga shut the fuck up and went stompin back in the apartment. I made sure that I brutally fucked her every time after that. Left that hoe pussy too sore to wanna fuck for a week after i was done each time.
 
Yeah...
not sure if it was her man or not.
But i was fuckin with a school-safety agent
who lived one block from our school/job.
one Saturday morning,
dude popped up and wanted some ass,
she had him at the door for about 10-15 minutes,
talking him into coming back later to fuck LOL
I wasn't mad at him either,
she has a big ass and a HEAD GAME to die for,
and she was a squirter!
I loved it.
I miss her.​
 
i've been on both ends. i've spent the night wit a bitch and around 9am that morning, all u could hear was a car horn blowing outside. after a while i heard the car turn off, and not too soon afterwards there was a knock at the door. she looked at me wit that "i really dont wanna get up and answer the door look". one of her kids ended up waking up and opening the door, but didnt let him in.....just told him that she had company....lol. This nigga sat out on the porch and waited like he was next or somn. After about 10 mins pass, i look out the blinds, and that nigga car still there. So i asked the bitch,...."is this gonna be a problem?" I get my heat, cuz a nigga gotta be a tad bit crazy if he just campin out for pussy on a bitch doorstep......so i didnt know what to expect from this nigga. So i told her to answer the door, but open it enough so where he sees me. Lil 6ft nigga saw me and told her....."oh my bad".....and slowly walked back to his car.

Another time, i showed up at one of my jumpoff's apartment, knocked on the door. Usually the bitch just opens the door and lets me in. But this time she just opened the door and stood in the doorway, and was whispering......"now is not a good time". So im like whats wrong? u sick? on ya period? tha fuck you whispering fo?" So i fall back and was like aight....just call me later so i can beat it up.....(but i said shit loud).....cuz i kinda figured maybe she had another nigga in there.
By the time i get to my car, i hear this commotion and i look back. This hoe tryin to hold back some lil nigga, he got his shirt off, huffin and puffin like he ready to square up. Yellin at me, "dont come back over here no mo". I come back to the sidewalk so i know he's able to see that heat on my hip......and im like....."say what lil nigga?" Humbled his ass real quick. Nigga shut the fuck up and went stompin back in the apartment. I made sure that I brutally fucked her every time after that. Left that hoe pussy too sore to wanna fuck for a week after i was done each time.
Nicca, you a bully.

Nicca wanna square up and you bring your gun into it? Just fight
 
Went with a friend of mine to some chick house he met the week before, we chillin she had a friend come thru for me so about an hour after we arrived her sons dad came over cause he wanted to see his son, later found out that her bitch ass neighbor dude called him over cause we were there, so she goes to the door and i see this mofo had about 10 dudes with him, she came back and this bitch said yall should go before shit pops off this bitch was dead ass, if it wasnt for her sons toy gun we wouldve got the shit beat out of us, i wanted to smack that bitch but getting the fuck outta there was a bit more important than the satisfaction of knocking that bitch out.
 
Shit...I was fucking a chick and her man came home. First let me give you a little back story. Shorty been with her man since high school. We all went to school together. I've been trying to beat since high school. Sexy Trini Indian chick. 12 years after high school I find out she lives literally around the block from me and is married to homebody. She tells me that their marriage is failed long ago and they were living with each other to raise their daughter. But he recently moved out but they were still legally married. Honestly at the time I ain't care about the details I just wanted to beat.

Now back to the story. So I'may fucking Shorty and all of a sudden I hear somebody knocking on her bedroom door and this nigga like I know you don't got a nigga in there with you and I just moved out. Meanwhile I got the oh shit look on my face. At this point I'm looking around the room to see what I could use as a weapon. This nigga keep knocking the door, calling her phone. She telling the Nigga he gotta leave he like he ain't going because he pays the rent. This went back and forth for more than 2 hours. Finally I'm like fuck it. I'm leaving. When I open the door this nigga was sitting in the hallway smoking a splif. This nigga brought groceries for her and everything on some good guy shit. Once this nigga saw it was me he was like "this nigga, you fucking this nigga" homey started crying and shit. Meanwhile I had a bottle in my hand because I thought I would have to defend myself. He ain't even try to fight just kept crying. I felt like total shit that day. Shorty had me thinking I was going to catch a case. Told her I could not fuck with her again after that.


Damn man. Some similar shit happened to me a few times. One dude looked looked like the hunch back of Notre Dame. Huge simian looking mf. He told me to go on lil man, get up outta here. This my lady. Man ol girl girl was a hoe but I still turned to her and she told me yeah give us some time, we cool.

She called me later and told me that huge silverback looking motherfucker bawled his eyes out and cried like a baby. Told me they were going to try and work it out. I let it go. That was long before I started toting the hammer but in hindsight man I felt like I was close to death. That dude was like two of me.
 
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Nicca, you a bully.

Nicca wanna square up and you bring your gun into it? Just fight
didnt feel like hurtin my knuckles on a nigga's skull.
i aint got time for it. ima let u swing first, get one good lick in,....then shoot the shit out of ya in self defense.....:lol:
 
Anybody hear the dude asking advice for being the side dude to an athlete's girlfriend from Yee on the Breakfast Club? It was like 2 weeks ago
 
Anybody hear the dude asking advice for being the side dude to an athlete's girlfriend from Yee on the Breakfast Club? It was like 2 weeks ago
its a chick at my job now, who's husband used to play for the Patriots.......im a few days from reeling her ass in......:lol:
everytime we talk, she just complains about how lonely she is, how he's never at home and she wants someone to talk to or go out with when he's away.....
 
its a chick at my job now, who's husband used to play for the Patriots.......im a few days from reeling her ass in......:lol:
everytime we talk, she just complains about how lonely she is, how he's never at home and she wants someone to talk to or go out with when he's away....

Bruh......
I'm not gonna encourage you to do that but if you do let the fam know, haha
 
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