YOU Ever Been At a CHICKS Crib Trying to Hit & 1 of Her old boyfriends POPS UP,,

2003 Yep. I had been laying pipe to the chick for a minute. We went out one night to grab some food. And her ex shows up. He came in saw us and threatened to shoot me and left. I didn't have a gun on or with me. So I roll by my dad's crib to borrow a piece until I can get home. Found out later that dude was my brothers childhood friend. Any way FFWD a few weeks. My dad remarried and has stepdaughters. Dude is dating my step sister and has a kid with her. And this nigga threatened me over his ex. He apologized and said he only did that because I was was bigger than him. Man I'm 5'7 and dude is at least 6'2.
 
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took a late lunch and decided to hook up with this chick i met at one of my customer sites. Her crib is on this fucked up street in petersburg, va - 'fucked up' as in every other house was boarded up and the next three blocks were demolished with no construction equipment in sight - they just left that shit there. In the middle of the demolition was 6 blocks of single wide trailers with bad ass kids running all through it - some of the trailers were boarded up or torn in half, with people in them watching tv or playing cards. The street leading to this shitty ass neighborhood had a burnt out church with all types of birds flying in and out of it. The streets were pockmarked with potholes and it looked like the surface of the moon.

Back then weird ass situations like that had me charged up and i proceeded to put her in every position known to man, showing my appreciation for being invited over, i'm playing for keeps and i want the whole world to know. (both of her daughters were home with all 3 of their kids and the downstairs neighbor was so nosy she was damn near in the car with me when i pulled up). I start introducing her to zod and stop because of mud on the helmet - she's moaning loud as fuck and the kids start crying - so i stop and let her go freshen up. One of the daughters, walks in on us, "such and such is on the phone, i think he heard you in the background so i couldn't say you were out" she grabs the phone "bitch i know you called him", "you shouldn't be in here fucking when your grandkids are home, what if man-man walked in wanting to see lion king!??!" i can hear him fussing her out on the other end. Fuck him, i'm still ready to go. I change condoms and sit her down me, she swivels her hips and keeps hitting the mute button to let out a few moans. He yells at her for putting him on hold. She tells him the phone keeps cutting out. He yells back "bitch i bought you that phone because the last one kept fucking up, i'm on my way and you better let me in this time!!!" "don't come, the girls are home with their.... Click!" she starts gobbling me off sloppy schloppy and riding me with the back and forth to get me off before he gets there.
2 minutes later...
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"call the cops i don't give a fuck. You know what she's doing up there."
"open this door!!!"
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"what type of dude would be up there with her grands in the house"
she looks back at me and i look up at her - we can't believe this dude is actually arguing with the nosy neighbor. Nosy neighbor is looking out running interference.
Anywho, her daughter busts in with air freshener, wrapping a towel around her, pulls the sheets and us off the bed "run in my room!". "get off him, mama, you know that n-word is crazy!!! Hurry up. We gonna get voted out on the street if the cops come again this week" wait. What!
She runs downstairs to let him in and i hop in her daughter's bed under the sheets. They are arguing and he's like "ok, well who's car is that with out of state plates" her daughter is back in her room with a towel wrapped around her (with shorts and a halter but selling the fact she's naked) "that's my company from school, mind your business, you don't run shit around here"
he snatches the door open. [ g-move ] i toss the condom in the garbage can and lay back with my hands behind my head with the kool-aid smile. "what up old head" [ /g-move ] he slams the door. "that's what's wrong with you motherfuckers around here" daughter hops up "don't get fucked up, all i gotta do is yell out the window and you'll get fucked up around here, then i'm calling my daddy" simultaneously the chick i was fucking hits that motherfucker with an iron "don't yell at my daughter" and all three women converge on his ass, rushing him down the stairs, dude was kinda husky but they back him down. I look out the window and nosy neighbor and her son jump in on it. I grab my clothes and get dressed like... Why the hell am i nearly naked up here with these crying kids. Then i hear sirens. I walk outside and since this was before worldstarhh, i'll say the scene looks like some hood2hood shit, way more graphic than cops would air.

I slipped nosy neighbor a $20 and gave daughter a $50 then bounced. I'm done for the day, i'm in my room in richmond, got food, got dvds and ready to file my paperwork online. Old girl called me back talking about 'i'm sorry about that, he left, you can come back'. Girl i'm not coming back out there, thanks for the invite but you have to come to me from now on, i'll be in richmond for the next 2 weeks, laters. Never saw that chick again but her daughter called a couple times.
 
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yep

they were still together though

she told me they had broken up, he lived in nyc and we were in chi town

One day, i was balls deep, when dude just walked in...he had his own key to the place

mad akward

he didnt do shit even though he was much bigger and taller than me

I left

they just got married this past year

damn, simp
 
Yeah, back in high school and college. It's been years since I've had a chick be that reckless with her "situations".
 
Yeah...I was balls deep in a phat ass married project chick in Richmond Va. Raven Court i think the name of the project. Her husband was MIA...he was one of those savage niggas, the dude who walked in was her "boyfriend"who was cheating in his bitch with her. I had brought some beer and weed, next thing I know I'm tapping that ass while she was bent over on the kitchen table. Dude walked in as was shocked. I smiled at the mother fucka, he walked out, she was crying, I nutted up in her, laughed, told her to lock the door when I left. She cussed me out for laughing. LOL. I guess she stayed his side piece.
 
I had the opposite happen. Banging out my new girl and my old girl opens the door and walks in. The new girl was like, "Who is that?" I said, "I don't know, let me go see"

I walk old girl down the stairs and started cursing her out loud enough so my new girl could hear. Me and the old girl were kinda laughing at the shit. She said, "Nigga you was fuckin her like you ain't never had no pussy before":lol::lol:

Fun times
 
On the flip side, I had a married co worker walk in on his side piece. First he calls her, and leaves these crazy messages on her phone. Then he walks over to my desk, after he hears me laughing, and explain what's going on. I look at him and say, "Bruh, you're married. Swallow that shit." :hmm: He goes back to his cubicle, and you can see this dude starting to dumb the fuck out. Next thing you know, he takes an early lunch. :smh:

He shows up at her apartment, and proceeded to cut the fucking monkey! Twenty minutes later, he's cuffed and stuffed and taken to the bing. His homie bails him out, because he ain't trying to make that call to the wife, but she eventually finds out that he was locked up, but don't know why. He gives her some bullshit story, and she's cool with it. On the day he's supposed to go to court, his wife decides to take a day off to support him...much to his shock and horror. :eek::lol: The homie that bailed him out was there, and he told me that when his wife heard the specifics of the charges, shit got REAL ugly REAL fast! He said she started windmill punching his ass and had to be restrained. I would've paid admission to see that shit.
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No but I was over a bitches grandmothers house fucking her and her dad came in. Grandma was in the hospital and ol girl had her key so I was like fuck it, I have no morals. I'll fuck you at grandma's. Dad came in and she was like, "hold up, I think that's my daddy." I was like :eek:. She said hold up a sec. Went out to the living room to talk to dad for a few minutes then came back, layed in the bed and started hugging me. I was like :confused:. I thought I heard another woman's voice too. My shirt was in the living room so nigga knew she wasn't alone. Later on that night we walking out and dad's girlfriend calls the chick I just smashed cell phone crying talking bout your dad's cheating on me. He's doing me so wrong. That's when I realized dad wasn't alone either. He brought a bitch there to fuck too, but his daughter beat him to grandma's house. I asked the chick, wait, your dad wasn't alone was he? She just started laughing. :roflmao2::roflmao2::roflmao2::roflmao2::roflmao2:
 
No but I was over a bitches grandmothers house fucking her and her dad came in. Grandma was in the hospital and ol girl had her key so I was like fuck it, I have no morals. I'll fuck you at grandma's. Dad came in and she was like, "hold up, I think that's my daddy." I was like :eek:. She said hold up a sec. Went out to the living room to talk to dad for a few minutes then came back, layed in the bed and started hugging me. I was like :confused:. I thought I heard another woman's voice too. My shirt was in the living room so nigga knew she wasn't alone. Later on that night we walking out and dad's girlfriend calls the chick I just smashed cell phone crying talking bout your dad's cheating on me. He's doing me so wrong. That's when I realized dad wasn't alone either. He brought a bitch there to fuck too, but his daughter beat him to grandma's house. I asked the chick, wait, your dad wasn't alone was he? She just started laughing. :roflmao2::roflmao2::roflmao2::roflmao2::roflmao2:

I guess the apple didnt fall too far from the tree. Grandma in the hospital and the son and granddaughter treat her home like its a hot sheets motel!!
 
flip said to this thread is i was the lurking ass nigga.

BEFORE YALL CLOWN ME LET ME EXPLAIN :lol:



Well this chick i use to talk to had some fire ass head and after we broke up i use to still slide through to get some every now and again.

Anyway all of a sudden she started acting funny. I told her str8 up like "if you got a man we can end this i aint tripping" But she kept denying it so one night after the club i aint get no action. In turn this lead to me hitting her up but she was like I'm sleepy i gotta work in the morning blah blah blah. In my drunk and horny head I'm like "bitch you aint working its the weekend" So i go over there and she let me in the crib. Im grabbing her ass and shit, putting my fingers in her pussy thru the night gown she got on. So she like "okay your drunk i don't want you driving so you can crush on the couch. Im sitting on the couch like yo you bugging I'm grabbing her hand putting it on my meat and then i here something in the hallway. Now this bitch stay in them low budget hood apartments and i can hear everything through them thin walls. Im listening trying to figure out who in the damn bathroom and i can hear the fucking piss hitting the water in the gotdamn toilet hard as fuck. Im thinking to myself its a nigga in the bathroom.

At this point I'm like yo who here with you or whatever and she like its her boy. Not boy friend but boy............... I looked at her like you wilding out. This nigga comes in the living room and walk to the kitchen to grab something out the fridge. First thing I'm thinking is this nigga aint wash his hands. I aint fighting no nigga who aint wash their damn hands. Second Im like okay I'm about to bounce i aint fighting over no bitch but if this nigga want these hands then ima beat his ass.

But as dude was walking back out the kitchen i spoke on some humble shit. Ima be real with y'all i was respectful because i didn't feel like fighting i was to drunk and probably would have gotten my ass beat even though he was smaller then me. I just was like "I'm drunk and was just trying to find a place to crush because them boys out tonight pulling niggas over i aint know shorty had company" Dude was cool like "you good dog" but i still left. I can tell by the situation he probably had some words for her ass.

She was blowing up my phone the next day talking about why you just going to show up at my house which was probably my fault but then again if she told me she was chilling with her nigga i wouldn't have never went over there. Oh and she aint even admit that was her nigga into days later when i fucked her again at her friends place. This bitch was house sitting for a friend and called me over to get fucked. After we fucked she was like yeah this probably the last time we do this because the guy you saw a few weeks ago in my apartment is now my boyfriend. I was cool with that and left her ass alone.
 
Took a late lunch and decided to hook up with this chick I met at one of my customer sites. Her crib is on this fucked up street in Petersburg, VA - 'fucked up' as in every other house was boarded up and the next three blocks were demolished with no construction equipment in sight - they just left that shit there. In the middle of the demolition was 6 blocks of single wide trailers with bad ass kids running all through it - some of the trailers were boarded up or torn in half, with people in them watching TV or playing cards. The street leading to this shitty ass neighborhood had a burnt out church with all types of birds flying in and out of it. The streets were pockmarked with potholes and it looked like the surface of the moon.

Back then weird ass situations like that had me charged up and I proceeded to put her in every position known to man, showing my appreciation for being invited over, I'm playing for keeps and I want the whole world to know. (Both of her daughters were home with all 3 of their kids and the downstairs neighbor was so nosy she was damn near in the car with me when I pulled up). I start introducing her to Zod and stop because of mud on the helmet - she's moaning loud as fuck and the kids start crying - so I stop and let her go freshen up. One of the daughters, walks in on us, "such and such is on the phone, I think he heard you in the background so I couldn't say you were out" She grabs the phone "bitch I know you called him", "you shouldn't be in here fucking when your grandkids are home, what if man-man walked in wanting to see Lion King!??!" I can hear him fussing her out on the other end. Fuck him, I'm still ready to go. I change condoms and sit her down me, she swivels her hips and keeps hitting the mute button to let out a few moans. He yells at her for putting him on hold. She tells him the phone keeps cutting out. He yells back "bitch I bought you that phone because the last one kept fucking up, I'm on my way and you better let me in this time!!!" "don't come, the girls are home with their.... click!" She starts gobbling me off sloppy schloppy and riding me with the back and forth to get me off before he gets there.
2 minutes later...
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"Call the cops I don't give a fuck. You know what she's doing up there."
"Open this door!!!"
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"What type of dude would be up there with her grands in the house"
She looks back at me and I look up at her - we can't believe this dude is actually arguing with the nosy neighbor. Nosy neighbor is looking out running interference.
Anywho, her daughter busts in with air freshener, wrapping a towel around her, pulls the sheets and us off the bed "run in my room!". "Get off him, mama, you know that n-word is crazy!!! Hurry up. We gonna get voted out on the street if the cops come again this week" Wait. What!
She runs downstairs to let him in and I hop in her daughter's bed under the sheets. They are arguing and he's like "ok, well who's car is that with out of state plates" Her daughter is back in her room with a towel wrapped around her (with shorts and a halter but selling the fact she's naked) "that's my company from school, mind your business, you don't run shit around here"
He snatches the door open. [ G-move ] I toss the condom in the garbage can and lay back with my hands behind my head with the Kool-Aid smile. "What up old head" [ /G-move ] He slams the door. "That's what's wrong with you motherfuckers around here" Daughter hops up "Don't get fucked up, all I gotta do is yell out the window and you'll get fucked up around here, then I'm calling my daddy" Simultaneously the chick I was fucking hits that motherfucker with an iron "Don't yell at my daughter" and all three women converge on his ass, rushing him down the stairs, dude was kinda husky but they back him down. I look out the window and nosy neighbor and her son jump in on it. I grab my clothes and get dressed like... why the hell am I nearly naked up here with these crying kids. Then I hear sirens. I walk outside and since this was before WorldStarHH, I'll say the scene looks like some Hood2Hood shit, way more graphic than Cops would air.

I slipped nosy neighbor a $20 and gave daughter a $50 then bounced. I'm done for the day, I'm in my room in Richmond, got food, got DVDs and ready to file my paperwork online. Old girl called me back talking about 'I'm sorry about that, he left, you can come back'. Girl I'm not coming back out there, thanks for the invite but you have to come to me from now on, I'll be in Richmond for the next 2 weeks, laters. Never saw that chick again but her daughter called a couple times.

What did the daughter look like?

Did you smash the daughter too? :lol:
 
No but I was over a bitches grandmothers house fucking her and her dad came in. Grandma was in the hospital and ol girl had her key so I was like fuck it, I have no morals. I'll fuck you at grandma's. Dad came in and she was like, "hold up, I think that's my daddy." I was like :eek:. She said hold up a sec. Went out to the living room to talk to dad for a few minutes then came back, layed in the bed and started hugging me. I was like :confused:. I thought I heard another woman's voice too. My shirt was in the living room so nigga knew she wasn't alone. Later on that night we walking out and dad's girlfriend calls the chick I just smashed cell phone crying talking bout your dad's cheating on me. He's doing me so wrong. That's when I realized dad wasn't alone either. He brought a bitch there to fuck too, but his daughter beat him to grandma's house. I asked the chick, wait, your dad wasn't alone was he? She just started laughing. :roflmao2::roflmao2::roflmao2::roflmao2::roflmao2:

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Naw, but was getting the head from a ex and her boyfriend kept trying to call her on facetime, I was thinking "Nigga, she already on facetime['/b] :yes::dance:" lol damn shame lol I aint shit :smh::yes:


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maaaan, bitches ain't shit:smh:

Back in the day when I was young and stubborn. Dude came over and chick let him in while I was in the shower! He and I played the "wait for each other to leave game." My stubborn ass won! He left and called her several times that night, asking if I had left. Out of spite, I spent the night, told her ass off later that morning and never went back!

My brother did that shit, chick from out of state visiting her cousin for a week and met and fucked him and another dude within 4 days of being here. Her last night here they both wanted to get that last hit. My brother won the waiting game, then ended up getting the chick to stay longer and then got her pregnant:smh:
 
Sup Famalama

When I was looking like Al B Sure 20 years ago I was a foul ass nigga. I was fucking this cop's wife but the husband was suppose to be doing a double. This muva was 6'11, had me falling in the pussy. All of a sudden I heard his truck pull up the gravel driveway and I saw her face like :eek:

My heart hopped in my ass!! The only thing I could do was hide under his king size bed. Dude comes in fuckin beefing askin whose car is in the drive way. She stuttering not making sense trying to tell him she didn't know whose car it was. My stomach starting hurting because I had squeezed under the bed in a bad angle. I knew dude was going to find me, it was only a matter of time. He checked the closet then went to leave the room and that's when I farted and kept farting :smh:

He dragged me from under the bed and pistol whipped me till I lost consciousness. I woke up in the hospital. My pants were in the soiled bin. I never saw that bitch again. My brother who I don't speak to anymore was in the corner with Moms like :lol:


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I got another one. When I was young and real reckless I smashed this chick in her house that I worked with at a job a had in the summer. The chick lived with her baby daddy, but she said that they broke up and she put him out. So one night a came over and smashed. Baby daddy showed up and started knocking on the door. took the chick a minute to open. By that time her baby daddy went and sat on the hood of the car, when she opened the door I walked out and he was walking up the hallway looking at me, I'm 6'2 and was in tip top shaped cause I was on a football scholarship playing OLB. Dude was about 5'7, he looked at me then walked to the door. I got in my ride then drove off(I went and smashed another chick that same night after she got out the club:lol:).

I seen chick at work and asked her what happened after I left. She said her baby daddy kicked the door off the hinges, walked in the apartment then just left.
 
Back in the day when I was young and stubborn. Dude came over and chick let him in while I was in the shower! He and I played the "wait for each other to leave game." My stubborn ass won! He left and called her several times that night, asking if I had left. Out of spite, I spent the night, told her ass off later that morning and never went back!

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My cousin from New Orleans moved to Houston and he used to fuck this older bitch he met in the club. We would be playing dominos in the garage and she would come scoop him up late night to fuck. He said when that bitch got drunk she got real stupid. Cousin said she was in her room giving him head but was stopping to argue with him the whole time, so they into a big fight then she was like she got some niccas coming and they gone get him. A few minutes after a knock come on the door so he said he put on his clothes then hid. When the nicca came in the room he knocked the dude out then bailed out the apartment.

He said he was running out the complex and thought and thought some dude was following him so he hid in some bushes and chocked some dude out who happened to walk by. He got to a phone and called me and my uncle to come pick him up. We ended up calling the chick and asked her what was all that shit about. She said that she had some dude coming from out of town but she forgot about him, and by the time he got there it was too late, but she was like fuck it she was gonna let my cousin and the dude handle her at the same time:smh:
 
I smashed this chick on the first date. The next day I went to her house and a dude banged on the door. She opened the door and cursed him out. Dude saw me in there too. The next day she had a black eye and told me it was ok to fuck because the ex just got locked up for hitting her. The mess up thing about it was that I went raw with her and didn't pullout :smh: Never seen her again.
 
Im listening trying to figure out who in the damn bathroom and i can hear the fucking piss hitting the water in the gotdamn toilet hard as fuck. Im thinking to myself its a nigga in the bathroom.

First thing I'm thinking is this nigga aint wash his hands.

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True story: I was dick deep in the pussy of a half n half stripper named Gretchen, when an NBA player started calling non stop. Afterwards, she said: "You should go, because this jealous ass nigga is gonna come by soon trippin'." As I was leaving, a green Lexus coupe came flying into the parking lot of her complex. Funny thing is, she was one of his side chicks. This was back in '91.
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She said that she had some dude coming from out of town but she forgot about him, and by the time he got there it was too late, but she was like fuck it she was gonna let my cousin and the dude handle her at the same time:smh:



Involuntary train



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1995 Walton Ave, Bronx. Fine slim sista skin smooth as silk chocolate big beautiful brown eyes (yes I recall all the details cause I really wanted that pussy:smh:) I'm sitting in the crib we both drinking beers and up pops her man just home from a bid....... long story short shit stayed peaceful I left no pussy.
 
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My cousin from New Orleans moved to Houston and he used to fuck this older bitch he met in the club. We would be playing dominos in the garage and she would come scoop him up late night to fuck. He said when that bitch got drunk she got real stupid. Cousin said she was in her room giving him head but was stopping to argue with him the whole time, so they into a big fight then she was like she got some niccas coming and they gone get him. A few minutes after a knock come on the door so he said he put on his clothes then hid. When the nicca came in the room he knocked the dude out then bailed out the apartment.

He said he was running out the complex and thought and thought some dude was following him so he hid in some bushes and chocked some dude out who happened to walk by. He got to a phone and called me and my uncle to come pick him up. We ended up calling the chick and asked her what was all that shit about. She said that she had some dude coming from out of town but she forgot about him, and by the time he got there it was too late, but she was like fuck it she was gonna let my cousin and the dude handle her at the same time:smh:

How the fuck does this work?:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
 
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