took a late lunch and decided to hook up with this chick i met at one of my customer sites. Her crib is on this fucked up street in petersburg, va - 'fucked up' as in every other house was boarded up and the next three blocks were demolished with no construction equipment in sight - they just left that shit there. In the middle of the demolition was 6 blocks of single wide trailers with bad ass kids running all through it - some of the trailers were boarded up or torn in half, with people in them watching tv or playing cards. The street leading to this shitty ass neighborhood had a burnt out church with all types of birds flying in and out of it. The streets were pockmarked with potholes and it looked like the surface of the moon.
Back then weird ass situations like that had me charged up and i proceeded to put her in every position known to man, showing my appreciation for being invited over, i'm playing for keeps and i want the whole world to know. (both of her daughters were home with all 3 of their kids and the downstairs neighbor was so nosy she was damn near in the car with me when i pulled up). I start introducing her to zod and stop because of mud on the helmet - she's moaning loud as fuck and the kids start crying - so i stop and let her go freshen up. One of the daughters, walks in on us, "such and such is on the phone, i think he heard you in the background so i couldn't say you were out" she grabs the phone "bitch i know you called him", "you shouldn't be in here fucking when your grandkids are home, what if man-man walked in wanting to see lion king!??!" i can hear him fussing her out on the other end. Fuck him, i'm still ready to go. I change condoms and sit her down me, she swivels her hips and keeps hitting the mute button to let out a few moans. He yells at her for putting him on hold. She tells him the phone keeps cutting out. He yells back "bitch i bought you that phone because the last one kept fucking up, i'm on my way and you better let me in this time!!!" "don't come, the girls are home with their.... Click!" she starts gobbling me off sloppy schloppy and riding me with the back and forth to get me off before he gets there.
2 minutes later...
"call the cops i don't give a fuck. You know what she's doing up there."
"open this door!!!"
"what type of dude would be up there with her grands in the house"
she looks back at me and i look up at her - we can't believe this dude is actually arguing with the nosy neighbor. Nosy neighbor is looking out running interference.
Anywho, her daughter busts in with air freshener, wrapping a towel around her, pulls the sheets and us off the bed "run in my room!". "get off him, mama, you know that n-word is crazy!!! Hurry up. We gonna get voted out on the street if the cops come again this week" wait. What!
She runs downstairs to let him in and i hop in her daughter's bed under the sheets. They are arguing and he's like "ok, well who's car is that with out of state plates" her daughter is back in her room with a towel wrapped around her (with shorts and a halter but selling the fact she's naked) "that's my company from school, mind your business, you don't run shit around here"
he snatches the door open. [ g-move ] i toss the condom in the garbage can and lay back with my hands behind my head with the kool-aid smile. "what up old head" [ /g-move ] he slams the door. "that's what's wrong with you motherfuckers around here" daughter hops up "don't get fucked up, all i gotta do is yell out the window and you'll get fucked up around here, then i'm calling my daddy" simultaneously the chick i was fucking hits that motherfucker with an iron "don't yell at my daughter" and all three women converge on his ass, rushing him down the stairs, dude was kinda husky but they back him down. I look out the window and nosy neighbor and her son jump in on it. I grab my clothes and get dressed like... Why the hell am i nearly naked up here with these crying kids. Then i hear sirens. I walk outside and since this was before worldstarhh, i'll say the scene looks like some hood2hood shit, way more graphic than cops would air.
I slipped nosy neighbor a $20 and gave daughter a $50 then bounced. I'm done for the day, i'm in my room in richmond, got food, got dvds and ready to file my paperwork online. Old girl called me back talking about 'i'm sorry about that, he left, you can come back'. Girl i'm not coming back out there, thanks for the invite but you have to come to me from now on, i'll be in richmond for the next 2 weeks, laters. Never saw that chick again but her daughter called a couple times.