That was a nasty bitch.
I seen that hoe in the club a few years later and she thought i was my cousin because they say that we look alike. She was tryna fuck, i passed on that
Wow
Just burning mofos out here



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That was a nasty bitch.
I seen that hoe in the club a few years later and she thought i was my cousin because they say that we look alike. She was tryna fuck, i passed on that
If the chick aint my girl, i NEVER get comfortable or relaxed in her shit whereas i would get caught up in some bs like that.
If she aint my girl, more than likely im just fucking her, and thats it. No long conversations, long fucks, long walks on the beach etc etc.
Plan out your fuck session accordingly. If u spending more than 40 mins fucking a jumpoff ..then either her pussy aint shit (and its hard for u to nut) or you a loser nigga tryna impress lousy bitches.
Bust off ...SOON...then dip off ASAP.
No need ot stick around for the bf to show up.
^^^^ don't be naive man. That nigga was also still creampieing your older bitch.
Nowadays, I always tell little ni99as to avoid going over bitches houses to fuck, though.
Yep. Broad said she lived with her brother. Fortunately, dude wasn't hostile. And I out sized him. Dusted and Disgusted.![]()
Yes.
So me and this older chick were talkin for about 3-4 months, I was 29, she was 38. Fine, cute, long hair, and funny as hell.
Anyway, I was always over her house, spending the night/weekend. One weekend after being out all day, we get in late about 11:30pm and she's getting undressed and doing shit in her walk-in closet. I'm kicked up in the bed flippin channels, and her phone rings, it's right next to me on her night stand. I see a name "Reggie" and don't think nothin of it and answer it.
Me: Hello?
?reggie?: ....[nothin]
Me: Hello?!
Reggie: Hello? May I speak to Kee?
Me: Yea, hold on..
"Kee, telephone. Telephone.."
She slowly peeks her head out the closet door with a look on her face like a deer in the headlights. She asks, "Did you just answer my phone?"
Me: Yea, it's ... *looks at phone* Reggie. *then I turn the phone in her direction and hold it up in the air like I'm showing her the display & she can read it from way across the room*
She slowly walks toward me while I'm in the bed. I'm handing her the phone and she hesitate to get it. She stood right there while she talked..
This is how that convo went.. I don't know what he was saying on the phone
Her: Hello?
Her: Haay..
Her: ..... don't worr' bout it. Nawl, that's ok.. don't worr' bout it.
Her: Lemme call you back
Her: That's ok...... Huh? Nawl, that's ok.
Her: Lemme call you back. Nawl, don't do that.
She mighta said "Lemme call you back" 'bout 7 times, and her body language was real suspect, like timid. And it wasn't in her personality to have a lack of confidence, this is a chick that's prolly been the finest in the room more times than not, she been fine & pretty her whole life.
She got off the phone and I knew she was finna try to get in my ass about answering her phone. She did.. She lit into me, but something was a little off about this one. She didn't have the same amount of conviction behind her words. I just simply said, "I ain't think nothin of it. You was in the closet, I ain't want you to miss the call, it was ringing for a few. It mighta been somebody important at almost 12."![]()
Her: But I'on answer your phone.. I'on go through your phone (she had, tho. In front of me)
We keep talkin' for about 15-20 minutes and I hear a car outside & her phone start ringing again. She lived in a quiet townhome subdivision. Being sarcastic, I say "Who is that? That's him pullin up?"
Her head & facial expression kinda dropped, and she said in a matter of fact way, "Yea, prolly."
I'm like"you bullshittin!?" I turn around and peek out the blinds. It's a nigga in a red IS300 Lexus standing with his door open & his phone to his ear. He looked to be in his 40's.
I turn to her and start goin' in!
Me: WHO IS THIS NIGGA?! KEE?! WHO IS THIS NIGGA?
Me: Who is this nigga to you?
Her: His name Reggie.
Me: Who is Reggie DOE?!
Her: That's who I told you about...
Me: WHEN?!What you told me?!
Her: That's who I was talkin about when I told you about my ex..
Me:*had a mental flashback tryin to remember wtf she was talmbout and what all she had told me*
Me: You told me his name? I'on remember you tellin me 'bout nobody name, I just remember you tellin me ABOUT AN EX.
Her: He the one that I broke up w/ and he wanted to still be w/ me. He wanted to still be friends.
This whole time her phone blowing up, but she had it in her hand and was hitting a button when it vibrated, before the sound started. I peeped it and said I was finna go outside. I was thinking, "For some reason this nigga
Shit didn't last 6 months... I ain't gon lie, she played me. Even if she didn't fuck him. She played me because I was taking her more serious than she was taking me.
D hustle ole sucka for luv ass nukka. You caught feelings for that broad
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Man, miss me with the bullshit. You ain't finna 2one3 me!Damn Dhustla why you answer her phone
Dis ninja! #SALUTE & #APPLAUSEI just remembered another situation I was in with a bitch from UGA. Me and this ho had been friends with benefits for years and she was still with her boyfriend from high school. They had a baby together. So for the summer we're both working in Atlanta and she's actually living with this nigga at his mom's crib! So how about I go over there one day while the dude and his mom are working and I'm fuckin his bitch in his room and on his mother's sofa in the living room. She's telling me that she's pregnant again for this nigga and its ok for me to nut in her! I'm like "damn! this is one grimey bitch to do homie like that" So we basically fuck all day long and next thing you know homeboy comes home from work and I'm just chillin sittin at his mom's dinner table eating, because he knows me and his lady are friends from way back. Then his mom comes home and we're all sittin around playing spades. It never got ugly because she had this dude wrapped and convinced I was a platonic friend. But to this day I still keep ol' girl in the trifling category for that shit.
[emoji38] I'm yelling over here! [emoji38]Sup Famalama
When I was looking like Al B Sure 20 years ago I was a foul ass nigga. I was fucking this cop's wife but the husband was suppose to be doing a double. This muva was 6'11, had me falling in the pussy. All of a sudden I heard his truck pull up the gravel driveway and I saw her face like
My heart hopped in my ass!! The only thing I could do was hide under his king size bed. Dude comes in fuckin beefing askin whose car is in the drive way. She stuttering not making sense trying to tell him she didn't know whose car it was. My stomach starting hurting because I had squeezed under the bed in a bad angle. I knew dude was going to find me, it was only a matter of time. He checked the closet then went to leave the room and that's when I farted and kept farting
He dragged me from under the bed and pistol whipped me till I lost consciousness. I woke up in the hospital. My pants were in the soiled bin. I never saw that bitch again. My brother who I don't speak to anymore was in the corner with Moms like [emoji38]
Man, miss me with the bullshit. You ain't finna 2one3 me!
I felt like it![]()
Shit...I was fucking a chick and her man came home. First let me give you a little back story. Shorty been with her man since high school. We all went to school together. I've been trying to beat since high school. Sexy Trini Indian chick. 12 years after high school I find out she lives literally around the block from me and is married to homebody. She tells me that their marriage is failed long ago and they were living with each other to raise their daughter. But he recently moved out but they were still legally married. Honestly at the time I ain't care about the details I just wanted to beat.
Now back to the story. So I'may fucking Shorty and all of a sudden I hear somebody knocking on her bedroom door and this nigga like I know you don't got a nigga in there with you and I just moved out. Meanwhile I got the oh shit look on my face. At this point I'm looking around the room to see what I could use as a weapon. This nigga keep knocking the door, calling her phone. She telling the Nigga he gotta leave he like he ain't going because he pays the rent. This went back and forth for more than 2 hours. Finally I'm like fuck it. I'm leaving. When I open the door this nigga was sitting in the hallway smoking a splif. This nigga brought groceries for her and everything on some good guy shit. Once this nigga saw it was me he was like "this nigga, you fucking this nigga" homey started crying and shit. Meanwhile I had a bottle in my hand because I thought I would have to defend myself. He ain't even try to fight just kept crying. I felt like total shit that day. Shorty had me thinking I was going to catch a case. Told her I could not fuck with her again after that.
Wait a minute...this nigga sat in the hall of his own home for two hours while you were holed up in his old bedroom with his bitch? He couldn't break open a residential bedroom door?![]()
Wait a minute...this nigga sat in the hall of his own home for two hours while you were holed up in his old bedroom with his bitch? He couldn't break open a residential bedroom door?![]()
He sure the fuck didif he was a break down the door type of person it would have resulted in a fight for sure. He wasn't looking for a fight he was looking for love
I got another one. When I was young and real reckless I smashed this chick in her house that I worked with at a job a had in the summer. The chick lived with her baby daddy, but she said that they broke up and she put him out. So one night a came over and smashed. Baby daddy showed up and started knocking on the door. took the chick a minute to open. By that time her baby daddy went and sat on the hood of the car, when she opened the door I walked out and he was walking up the hallway looking at me, I'm 6'2 and was in tip top shaped cause I was on a football scholarship playing OLB. Dude was about 5'7, he looked at me then walked to the door. I got in my ride then drove off(I went and smashed another chick that same night after she got out the club).
I seen chick at work and asked her what happened after I left. She said her baby daddy kicked the door off the hinges, walked in the apartment then just left.
wow I read this thinking he was in the hallway of the apartment building waiting for you to come out the apartment...not waiting in the hall right outside the bedroom door...wow!![]()
True story: I was dick deep in the pussy of a half n half stripper named Gretchen, when an NBA player started calling non stop. Afterwards, she said: "You should go, because this jealous ass nigga is gonna come by soon trippin'." As I was leaving, a green Lexus coupe came flying into the parking lot of her complex. Funny thing is, she was one of his side chicks. This was back in '91.
I swear.... bborn, we got ta get it together with you.
If you talk like you type,it'll be like listening to Ghostface. ...or Raekwon. Nigga got his own laguage.
It's hard to follow you. All kinda shit missing... pronouns, predicates, ..
Stop WATCHING me!
I just scroll past bborns posts everytime.
Dude be speaking klingon or some shit.
aw damn!,, bborn is in the wu tang clan,, i just threw on the instrumentalI swear.... bborn, we got ta get it together with you.
If you talk like you type,it'll be like listening to Ghostface. ...or Raekwon. Nigga got his own laguage.
It's hard to follow you. All kinda shit missing... pronouns, predicates, ..
Stop WATCHING me!
aw damn!,, bborn is in the wu tang clan,, i just threw on the instrumental
version of "Cream" then read his replies,, all his posts are perfectly clear now
peace
My older cuzzo from up out of Laurelton from back in the SparkyD/TommyMontana days ( who was on that album & knew kat) was in a situation like that;
bagged @ the club then went over to her crib to smash somewhere in NowJustice; next day, when the banging came @ the door, when duke came in, he was a little, loud nigga; according to him, he lit up a cigarette & made the lil nigga drive him to the train station drama free on some G shit.
Man what kind of fucking story is thisWhere you from? Brixton Academy or something?