WTF?!? VAN JONES I HAVE A NEW BABY WITH MY FRIEND - Conscious Co-Parents

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VAN JONESI HAVE A NEW BABY WITH MY FRIEND... 'Conscious Co-Parents!!!'

2/12/2022 1:00 AM PT


TMZ.com
Van Jones is taking progressive to a new level -- the activist and CNN commentator is a proud new dad, and he and the baby's mother just might inspire a new movement in parenting.
Van tells TMZ, "After the COVID lockdown, I got clear that I wanted another kid. I discovered that my friend Noemi also wanted a baby. So, we decided to join forces and become conscious co-parents. It’s a concept that I hope more people will explore and consider."
He continues, "This month we welcomed to Earth a baby girl, whom we will raise as co-parenting partners. This is a special time for our families. I feel grateful, joyful and blessed."

Now, sources connected to Van tell us the mother's full name is Noemi Zamacona, and they've been friends -- through a shared interest in criminal justice advocacy -- for several years. In fact, we're told their decision to have a child together was literally made over a friendly meal. Ya know what they say about friends in need!
One source described Noemi and Van's current relationship this way -- "It's a very modern arrangement. They're not a couple, but they are a team that wants to raise a kid together."
Van has 2 children from his previous marriage, and we're told this is Noemi's first.

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In his statement, Van adds ... "As we create a safe and loving environment for this blessed young soul, I respectfully ask for privacy. Thank you for all the love and support.”
No word on the baby girl's name yet, but we're really wondering if either Van or Noemi plan to trademark "conscious co-parenting."
It's 2022, y'all. Just sayin' ...
 
Nice way of saying. "We were fucking, and fucking a lot the BGOL way. Raw and no pull out. And since we don't dislike each other, making this arrangement wasn't a hard decision. And we can spearhead a great narrative that we could champion together, and get a book deal and a potentially great PR campaign out of it ." Now neither one of them get the label of Baby momma and baby daddy.
 
Nice way of saying. "We were fucking, and fucking a lot the BGOL way. Raw and no pull out. And since we don't dislike each other, making this arrangement wasn't a hard decision. And we can spearhead a great narrative that we could champion together, and get a book deal and a potentially great PR campaign out of it ." Now neither one of them get the label of Baby momma and baby daddy.
Knowing Van Jones, that baby was probably conceived in a "dadgum"..... test tube.
 
Everything is a social media constructed press release, including fucking on the side and your second white bitch got pregnant.

I just don't like this motherfucker speaking on Black folks business, when it's obvious he hates his own Black mother.
 
Sorry but sounds like some weirdo shit....unless he fucking her, FOH with this co-parent shit.

Dude comes of suspect to me & this is right up the alley of what a suspect dude would do to throw off any suspicion.

I personally know a chick who is going to do the same thing with a dude and will "co-parent."
She's close to 40 & her clock is ticking. I get why a woman is cool with this.


I argued that a straight heterosexual man with a good career or income would rarely sign up for this when he can just be with a woman he truly likes & start a family with.
 
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Nice way of saying. "We were fucking, and fucking a lot the BGOL way. Raw and no pull out. And since we don't dislike each other, making this arrangement wasn't a hard decision. And we can spearhead a great narrative that we could champion together, and get a book deal and a potentially great PR campaign out of it ." Now neither one of them get the label of Baby momma and baby daddy.
If this isn't what he's saying, then I don't know what he's saying.

But hey, props to her for being the only person on the internet to hear "Fuck Van Jones" and decide to take that shit as a personal challenge.

Also, while I'm here: fuck Van Jones. He knows what he did.
 
nothing to see here :yawn:

people BEEN doing that shit...they just didn't brand it "conscious co parenting" :rolleyes2:

shit spike lee did a movie about the shit almost 20 years ago...

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this shit it like gwyneth paltrow coining "conscious uncoupling" you niggas just broke up :rolleyes:

the question we REALLY need to know is

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did you tap dat ass or what??

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Wish I could hit Van Dummy upside the head and tell him, "You big dummy, either yall together or you not."

This is the new "We stayed together for the sake of the child". Nah just gon hed and established separate residences.

These new terms are for people who don't want to call it what it is.
 
This the shit right here that pisses me off:

In his statement, Van adds ... "As we create a safe and loving environment for this blessed young soul, I respectfully ask for privacy. Thank you for all the love and support.”

Nigga if you wanted privacy, why the fuck did you announce this shit! :angry:
 
Nice way of saying. "We were fucking, and fucking a lot the BGOL way. Raw and no pull out. And since we don't dislike each other, making this arrangement wasn't a hard decision. And we can spearhead a great narrative that we could champion together, and get a book deal and a potentially great PR campaign out of it ." Now neither one of them get the label of Baby momma and baby daddy.

well damn
 
Nice way of saying. "We were fucking, and fucking a lot the BGOL way. Raw and no pull out. And since we don't dislike each other, making this arrangement wasn't a hard decision. And we can spearhead a great narrative that we could champion together, and get a book deal and a potentially great PR campaign out of it ." Now neither one of them get the label of Baby momma and baby daddy.
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He's a fool and every since he was exposed he doesn't seem right.

He's and she's to damn old to just be co parenting on a human life like it's some fucking business deal cause everything you say today will be brought up and read in the future and time flies by fast.
If this is where things are headed,an arrangement to have a kid....fuck it it's not worth it cause that's a human life something that's supposed to carry on you.
 
He's a fool and every since he was exposed he doesn't seem right.

He's and she's to damn old to just be co parenting on a human life like it's some fucking business deal cause everything you say today will be brought up and read in the future and time flies by fast.
If this is where things are headed,an arrangement to have a kid....fuck it it's not worth it cause that's a human life something that's supposed to carry on you.
the thing is people made arrangements to have kids ALL THE TIME....what do you think surrogates do? dudes BEEN impregnating female friends and business associates who want a kid but not a husband and many times the biological is still involved in the kids life. Just that no one bothered to call it "conscious co-parenting" like they discovered something no one thought of. This what I hate about millennials...motherfuckers always act like some shits NEW just because they came up with cute way to brand it.

wanna act like Uber is something different :rolleyes: ... asshole its STILL a TAXI! and theres always been TAXIS since the dawn of people moving!

RANT OVER :fuckyousay:


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Dude comes of suspect to me & this is right up the alley of what a suspect dude would do to throw off any suspicion.

I personally know a chick who is going to do the same thing with a dude and will "co-parent."
She's close to 40 & her clock is ticking. I get why a woman is cool with this.


I argued that a straight heterosexual man with a good career or income would rarely sign up for this when he can just be with a woman he truly likes & start a family with.

What if he just wants to be a dad, but not a husband or in a long-term relationship.
 
What if he just wants to be a dad, but not a husband or in a long-term relationship.

Again, that's very rare of a straight heterosexual man to go into a deal like that. Usually the men who agree to something like this are likely suspect or have some kind of complex.
 
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