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Why do some *parents* give their kids NAMES that MAKES no fucking sense?

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Why do some parents give their kids NAMES that MAKES no fucking sense?(blck or white)

For me its DUMB ass names, people name their kids that MAKES no fucking sense:

1- Tan(i)esha
2- Rakiesah (Raykeesha)
3- Rayniesha
4- Loumiesha
5- Sywiesha
6- Hydeesha
7- Becky
8- Lexus
9- infinity
10-Tanquisha
11-Rom(i)esha
12-Limeeka
13-Porsche
14-Mercedes
15-Yamika
16-Yamisha
17-Haliyah(sha)
18-Shani(e)qua
19-Chocolate
20-Oprah
21-CONDOLEEZA
 
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Tell that to Joseph Jett whose black ass got screwed over by wall street. Or better yet, name your kid Ken Lay, he should have no problems then, right?

FUCK ALL Y'ALL. NAME YOUR KIDS WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT!
 
Man.... I knew an Aquanette in high school.
Names that begin with a La, Ta, Ja, or Sha will always betray you on a resume.
i.e:

Keisha could be Black.
LaKeisha, TaKeisha, JaKeisha,or ShaKeisha is a Negress.

Man, while we're on the subject, can we as a race BAN the last names JENKINS, WASHINGTON, SMITH and WHITE? Upgrade that shit.
 
The Black HHH said:
Man.... I knew an Aquanette in high school.
Names that begin with a La, Ta, Ja, or Sha will always betray you on a resume.
i.e:

Keisha could be Black.
LaKeisha, TaKeisha, JaKeisha,or ShaKeisha is a Negress.

Man, while we're on the subject, can we as a race BAN the last names JENKINS, WASHINGTON, SMITH and WHITE? Upgrade that shit.
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Co-Sign..!
 
elchoccolatte said:
I knew a girl named Sell-A-Bit, so I told her I'd buy a Bit
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What about first names like "Kaleb", "Tristen", "Apple", "Dweezel", "River", or "Rain"

Now those kind of names make no fucking sense to me

Ghetto names are bad, but some of those names white folks come with are just as bad :smh:
 
Maddbaron said:
has anyone ever met a white person named washington? i mean MET one face to face.

lol @ shaDiamond lolol
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Actually I knew two white dudes named Washington heh.

Washington Miles and Washington Williams.

I named my daughter Jazzmin, instead of the normal jasmine which is well known in the world. There are jasmines everywhere.
 
I always laugh when I meet a black woman named Asia. I think I might name my child North America.
 
its a win-lose situation

Black parents wanted to get as far away from slave names as possible

started with very good intentions

unfortunately, the name on the resume/college app kills you before they even meet you

its a tough choice what to name your kid nowadays
 
Mac4L1ph3 said:
its a win-lose situation

Black parents wanted to get as far away from slave names as possible

started with very good intentions

unfortunately, the name on the resume kills you before they even meet you

its a tough choice what to name your kid nowadays
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How are biblical names like "Peter" or "Joshua" also considered slave names?

I can understand wanting to be unique, but some of these names (both black and white) nowadays are just ridiculous.
 
i had this same talk with this broad this past weekend. she was talking about naming her daugther Ke'veya. That is the exact way she texted it to me. I told her that I dont want a ghetto ass name for my child. Whats wrong with Monica, Alexis, Brittney, Amber, Erica or names like that? I have been told before that when names that disclose ethnic origin come across an employer's desk it hit the file aka the trash canister. People dont realize that these kids have to grow up with these names. :smh:
 
Because ghetto mofo's want their kids to grow up to be nigga's and hood rats instead of respectable black men and black women.
 
The Black HHH said:
Man.... I knew an Aquanette in high school.
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Damn--I knew a chick named Aquanetta in high school. Bad thing about it was that she looked about as bad as her name sounds but she was as sweet as a person can be.

What's so fucked up is that although the kids with the names are the ones that suffer, all the blame lies with the parents' ig'nant asses.

Oh and by the way yall forgot two of the worst names--

1 Hennessey

2 Courvousier

There are actually women and little girls walking around with these names.

How fucked up is that?
:smh:
 
9X3inch said:
Tell that to Joseph Jett whose black ass got screwed over by wall street. Or better yet, name your kid Ken Lay, he should have no problems then, right?

FUCK ALL Y'ALL. NAME YOUR KIDS WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT!
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REAL TALK!!

Mofos act like Oprah & Condolezza aren't 2 of the most powerful women in the world. They MADE people appreciate their names.

No one says shyt about 50 syllable India, Russian, etc names.

Black folx are can't win. If we name our children simple names, we're trying to be like white folx & assimilate. If we try to define ourselves w/ distinguishable names, we're ridiculed.

Folx need to check themselves. If any black person has a name on that list but also comes w/ as much talent & intelligence as Condi or Oprah, it won't matter on iota. It's not the name. It your skills.
 
Maximumtrini said:
I was watching paternity tests on Maury and some bitch who had the name Forever named her child Eternity.
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that be some funny stuff when,in the"teen girls who want to get pregnant" shows they be on there talking about "im'a name my child SHAKEESHA or LAQUANDA if its a girl,if its a boy ima name him DAQUAN..",etc :lol:
 
I knew a girl named Cumseeka back in high school.... Now I don't know if her parents named her that, but thats what me and boys would call her. Hey, she answered to it :dunno:
 
SOULSONIC said:
Damn--I knew a chick named Aquanetta in high school. Bad thing about it was that she looked about as bad as her name sounds but she was as sweet as a person can be.

What's so fucked up is that although the kids with the names are the ones that suffer, all the blame lies with the parents' ig'nant asses.

Oh and by the way yall forgot two of the worst names--

1 Hennessey

2 Courvousier

There are actually women and little girls walking around with these names.

How fucked up is that?
:smh:
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You know what? Her name WAS Aquanetta!!!!
 
what these parents need to realize if they son or daughter dont become famous them niccaz going have a hard as time finding a good paying job you can be well experience and very education but your resume will get quickly looked over once they see a name like Dykesha

Just think of it like this big company narrows there choice down to 2 resumes one had a name like Michelle then there is Dykesha they going to just assume that damn she must be this and that sterotyping you right of the back because of your name

At my old job i heard these to white hiring managers talking about this chick name Laquanda and this bitch nicca said "yeah her name just sounds like she not going to show up to work on time" and laughed :smh: unfortunately thats how people think

I just cussed out my sister cuz she was talking about naming her baby JayReese i told her that nicca going be a fucking faggot wit no job in the future and even worse my cuzin named his damn baby Johnesha WTF :hmm:
 
YoungSinister said:
B/c the parents are dumb themselves :dunno:







I knew a girl named ShaDiamond :lol:
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My brother knew a guy named Q'Shon. He heard people call him "Q" and he thought that maybe the guy's name was Quncy, Quintin or something. Come to find out his name was Q'Shon. WTF?

Why do folks either not research how to spell a name OR make up a name that they disregard English language/pronounciation completely. Cleveland Browns LB Andra Davis. SUPPOSEDLY Pronounced Andre'...but it LOOKS like An-Drah. Hawaii DB Khevin Peoples. WHY, tell me WHY do you put the "H" in Khevin. What is wrong with Kevin that they had to be different and add the H.

They need to not allow anymore Qwan's or Tay as a suffix in names. No more Dae'Qwan, Tay'Qwantay. You have at least 7 months to name a kid once you find out that you are pregnant. Most kids go at least 7 months, not including the X amount of years before you HAD the kid when you though about having kids.

yall know that Jermaine Jackson named his son Jermajesty -He needs his ass whipped.
 
DVS said:
I knew a girl named Cumseeka back in high school.... Now I don't know if her parents named her that, but thats what me and boys would call her. Hey, she answered to it :dunno:
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YO ARE YOU SERIOUS????!!!!!!!!!
 
Black folk always trying to outshine each other,you know try to come up with some original shit. My friend dated a chick named BOOMQUISHA no fucking lie.

I thought MARTIN made that shit up couldnt fuckin believe it. I am just waiting for KEYLOLO to come along :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
Legacyns said:
REAL TALK!!

Mofos act like Oprah & Condolezza aren't 2 of the most powerful women in the world. They MADE people appreciate their names.

No one says shyt about 50 syllable India, Russian, etc names.

Black folx are can't win. If we name our children simple names, we're trying to be like white folx & assimilate. If we try to define ourselves w/ distinguishable names, we're ridiculed.

Folx need to check themselves. If any black person has a name on that list but also comes w/ as much talent & intelligence as Condi or Oprah, it won't matter on iota. It's not the name. It your skills.
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Oprah and Condolezza are actually names that have meaning.

Oprah is mispelled Orpah (Hebrew) [It got messed up on her birth certificate].
Condoleezza is from misspelled "con dolcezza".

However, what business is it of ours to decide what someone names their child?
 
Maddbaron said:
has anyone ever met a white person named washington? i mean MET one face to face.

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Never thought about it... But NO Dont know any white Jacksons either.
 
my first name is Negronis (pronounced Neh-gro-neece in spanish) but in america i go by the name Ronny lol negRONis.. only my fams and close friends call me by my real name and my last 2 years of high school in america i still put ronny for year book.. in PR i knew another negronis so it wasnt that crazy there but fuckin gringo ass teachers will never say it right so i didnt even try.. after the first "Knee-grow-nuhs" that was it, i was ronny from then on.
 

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