where is the craziest place u got some pussy/head...?
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fucked a chick in the Black Culture Room at my university hall....
In church. I was a teen raging with hormones...don't judge me.
The roller rink (lol, skating ring)
9th grade
9th grade
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Central Park, MetroNorth, head in back of city bus, in traffic in car, crossing GWB; cabs; fucked in just abt all exits on W Side hgwy;
Brooklyn rooftop, Japanese bthrm; elevators, in trunk & hood of my car, out tbe sunroof & window, stairwells, bathroom floors, steps, foyer, against some kats door next to the entrance of another apt (fucking on sight); cemetery but in the back of the whip, also behind a supermarket, same shit. Some dusty assed grimey pjs where I didnt know too many kats.
In a chick's mother's bed. A dusty basement with no lights. Parking lots of hotels reserved for fucking (couldn't wait
) The ocean & underwater head in jacuzzis.
Fingered the shit out of this chick in the backseat of my whip whilst about 6 of her friends were in the car oblivious & a whole bunch of times against walls in rub a dub session parties
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Central Park, MetroNorth, head in back of city bus, in traffic in car, crossing GWB; cabs; fucked in just abt all exits on W Side hgwy;
Brooklyn rooftop, Japanese bthrm; elevators, in trunk & hood of my car, out tbe sunroof & window, stairwells, bathroom floors, steps, foyer, against some kats door next to the entrance of another apt (fucking on sight); cemetery but in the back of the whip, also behind a supermarket, same shit. Some dusty assed grimey pjs where I didnt know too many kats.
In a chick's mother's bed. A dusty basement with no lights. Parking lots of hotels reserved for fucking (couldn't wait
) The ocean & underwater head in jacuzzis.Fingered the shit out of this chick in the backseat of my whip whilst about 6 of her friends were in the car oblivious & a whole bunch of times against walls in rub a dub session parties
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patio balcony of my hotel room, Ocho Rios Jamaica.
i'm boring.
i'm boring.
damn 
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Central Park, MetroNorth, head in back of city bus, in traffic in car, crossing GWB; cabs; fucked in just abt all exits on W Side hgwy;
Brooklyn rooftop, Japanese bthrm; elevators, in trunk & hood of my car, out tbe sunroof & window, stairwells, bathroom floors, steps, foyer, against some kats door next to the entrance of another apt (fucking on sight); cemetery but in the back of the whip, also behind a supermarket, same shit. Some dusty assed grimey pjs where I didnt know too many kats.
In a chick's mother's bed. A dusty basement with no lights. Parking lots of hotels reserved for fucking (couldn't wait
Fingered the shit out of this chick in the backseat of my whip whilst about 6 of her friends were in the car oblivious & a whole bunch of times against walls in rub a dub session parties
Movie theater
Back of the work van
Parking garages
Parks
Beach
Driveway of the chics parents house on the hood of the car.
Back of the work van
Parking garages
Parks
Beach
Driveway of the chics parents house on the hood of the car.
Nary a single fuck given...
University library bathroom
On the Park benches right next to passing traffic.
On a park playground in front of the slide right by the monkey bars.
Head in the car of course.
Compliance in the backseat of the car. Had the whole car smelling like booty afterward.
In a tent at lake San Antonio and while in the lake.
In a tent again at Yosemite National Park while off shrooms. Won't do that again the shrooms part.
On the Park benches right next to passing traffic.
On a park playground in front of the slide right by the monkey bars.
Head in the car of course.
Compliance in the backseat of the car. Had the whole car smelling like booty afterward.
In a tent at lake San Antonio and while in the lake.
In a tent again at Yosemite National Park while off shrooms. Won't do that again the shrooms part.
peace
Central Park, MetroNorth, head in back of city bus, in traffic in car, crossing GWB; cabs; fucked in just abt all exits on W Side hgwy;
Brooklyn rooftop, Japanese bthrm; elevators, in trunk & hood of my car, out tbe sunroof & window, stairwells, bathroom floors, steps, foyer, against some kats door next to the entrance of another apt (fucking on sight); cemetery but in the back of the whip, also behind a supermarket, same shit. Some dusty assed grimey pjs where I didnt know too many kats.
In a chick's mother's bed. A dusty basement with no lights. Parking lots of hotels reserved for fucking (couldn't wait
Fingered the shit out of this chick in the backseat of my whip whilst about 6 of her friends were in the car oblivious & a whole bunch of times against walls in rub a dub session parties
Forgot about smashing a chick in her brother's apartment on his bed.
peace
How could I ever forget all them flicks.
Lil chick had me spoilled to where I dont really wanna go to the movies anymore.
Can't even remeber the flicks we went to see whenever that happenned.
Whoopsie
Sorry bro
I smashed a loud chick with her door open & friends coming by and I could see some trying to creep up the stairs to see what was up.
Had that chick yelling through a screen window while we were @ it, screaming "Go Away!" to my man ringing the doorbell & it wasnt even her house.
Known swinger ho who tapes eps with her hub who I emailed & talk to once blessed me from my car seat standing outside after rolling up to the telly a few mins earlier. Took her inside & gave the business as kat took pics with the front door wide open. Think the nosey hotel keeper saw while walking the grounds.
Had a chick wait for me in her whip in the lot of the telly until I got off the highway. Head in her car then mine. Backseat, trunk then room.
KNOW families heard me in the hallways of a telly out in PA during early afternoon. Fuck em...
Some nice ones in this thread that I never even thought about
How could I ever forget all them flicks.
Lil chick had me spoilled to where I dont really wanna go to the movies anymore.
Can't even remeber the flicks we went to see whenever that happenned.
Whoopsie
Sorry bro
I smashed a loud chick with her door open & friends coming by and I could see some trying to creep up the stairs to see what was up.
Had that chick yelling through a screen window while we were @ it, screaming "Go Away!" to my man ringing the doorbell & it wasnt even her house.
Known swinger ho who tapes eps with her hub who I emailed & talk to once blessed me from my car seat standing outside after rolling up to the telly a few mins earlier. Took her inside & gave the business as kat took pics with the front door wide open. Think the nosey hotel keeper saw while walking the grounds.
Had a chick wait for me in her whip in the lot of the telly until I got off the highway. Head in her car then mine. Backseat, trunk then room.
KNOW families heard me in the hallways of a telly out in PA during early afternoon. Fuck em...
Some nice ones in this thread that I never even thought about
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I read all the replies first to see if anyone got busy in this place yet... But nope, so here goes...
In the Walk-In freezer of the Wendy's on Charlotte road in E.Nashville... Hot breath on my knob with 9 degrees of cold air blowing on my balls... Helluva sensation I must say, but I couldn't enjoy it "til completion" cuz I had to make the Chili that day.
In the Walk-In freezer of the Wendy's on Charlotte road in E.Nashville... Hot breath on my knob with 9 degrees of cold air blowing on my balls... Helluva sensation I must say, but I couldn't enjoy it "til completion" cuz I had to make the Chili that day.
Fitting room @ the men's warehouse...
The gym few years ago, i usually take gym serious but she started it and i couldn't help myself
with my supervisor, i was a 20 yr old PFC in Army and my supervisor was 36 yr old SFC with phat ass
with my supervisor, i was a 20 yr old PFC in Army and my supervisor was 36 yr old SFC with phat ass
Back patio of this Jehovah's witness girl's house. Her dad was a preacher so he was at church at the time or so we thought. I was trying to get a haircut from her brother, she answered the door wearing whatever she wore to school that day and a bra. She had the biggest tiddies I had seen up to that point in my life. I made a comment probably something stupid like "I came for a haircut, but I may need to borrow some milk" I dunno something to that extent. She laughed said follow me, I walk into the house and I realize her brother is not there. She turns around opens the bra from the front, now I see big brown nipples and I'm already rock by now. She pulls me out the back patio and pulls my already sagging pants to my ankles. No she doesn't get on her knees, this bitch does a squat and gives me one of the top 3 blowjobs I ever had in my life. I didn't think anything of it at the time but there are houses on the side and directly behind hers. If anybody was to look out the window they would have saw everything, uncensored & raw. Anyway as I'm leaving I'm maybe 10ft away from the house walking home and her pops drive by and her brother not far behind.
And 1 time a cop knock on my window while I was getting head in my car, I never saw him walk up so the chick was all into it by then. He just told us to keep it moving & went about his business. Chick was sooo embarrassed that she left me hanging that night.
And 1 time a cop knock on my window while I was getting head in my car, I never saw him walk up so the chick was all into it by then. He just told us to keep it moving & went about his business. Chick was sooo embarrassed that she left me hanging that night.
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i won't judge for i was getting head on a bench rite on church grounds..did not kno until i looked up and notice the words on the side of the building..what's worse i let her finish
at a few of my family functions..pretty much why i got the nickname slutwhore from my female cuzz.. been caught several times getting my dick suck by 1 of their friends or friends of the family..this dates back to a very very young age
the worst place that could've happen was at my grandma's funeral at the graveyard near my grandfather tombstone..it rained so it didn't happen..15 yrs old
that's when i knew i was a piece of shitjuss read some of the replies didn't kno people were naming several places well here goes a view..parks, staircases, backseat of cars on many highways, hotel hallways/balcony, in front of my building, in my hallway, in front of my door with an audience, in front of people, at parties, clubs,dressing rooms, bathrooms, studio's, stripclubs, porn sets, model sets, parking lots, on terraces, on the sidewalk, in the street, at a fastfood spot, fingerd a few on train/buses and got jerked,etc
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Fingered chicks in movies (15y/o)
Fingered a chick in Centennial Park
Fucked behind a liquor store on MLK in Adamsville outside the car
Fucked & got sucked in rental van (on lot)when I worked for Dollar Rent A Car
Got head on Pratt St. behind Grady Hospital from a respiratory therapist (she was the first to lick my balls well) I came in her mouth, she came up like she was gon' try to kiss me, she hit the window switch & let it down, leaned & spit out the window, then said, "your kids outside".
Fucked in pool at a RIU resort Montego Bay
Fucked on St. Pete Beach (St. Petersburg, Fla)
Fucked in the ocean at St. Pete Beach (THE BEST!!) Damn, I miss her!
Fucked in church parking lot adjacent to what used to be Barley's (our cars were parked next to each other facing opposite directions, we both opened passenger doors and got to it for about an hour straight, her car, my truck, missionary, standing, cat-a-corner, from behind...)
My office (no biggie, I work for myself)
Got (great) head in the front cab of a truck like this..
Then opened up the back and fucked her on a tall pallet of rock salt.
Head in her car as I drove from Rex, GA to Cascade Rd.
My birthday in Montego Bay, local cat took me to strip club on "freaky night", saw fucking live on stage
, he later hooked me up w/ a chick in his hood he know, this was the REAL slums, she took me into a "room" where another woman lived, it was literally just a room with 1 window, a bed, & dresser, I could extend my arms & touch both walls. But this Jamaican chick could really fuck, all that dancing shit....she did it on the dick! Afterwards, she had to pee and as we were walking out, she went on the other side of a wall made of boards that divided entryways, squatted, & pissed. I felt kinda dirty afterwards, but I guess that's what I get for straying away from the resort & wanting to get into some local shit.
Fucked behind a mexican restaurant on Buford Hwy, in doorway of my truck. #RAW
Check this...
When I stayed across the hall from Twerk Team, I was staying w/ a chick. She was out of town, so I went down the street to Yard House to eat & get a couple drinks. While at the bar, the chick next to me strike up convo, I remember the damn game (Auburn vs. FSU 2014), long story short, we hook up the next night at Lobby @ Twelve, drink & eat, I get her to go home w/ me, I tried to go to her spot but she wasn't having it. We walking down the hall to the apartment, I put key in door, we go in....she close the door behind her and says, "I stay next door". I say, "huh, wha?" She says emphatically, "I. Stay. Right. Next. Door!" I'm like, "whatcu mean? where?" She says again, "Right. Next. Door! Right there! (pointing)".
Then I had to deflect a buncha questions about the chick whose apartment it was, like "it used to be a woman living here...
" Anyway, I got her a drink, we still fucked, in ole girl's bed. She messed up the sheets, I made her wash 'em. I could tell it had been a while for her, she needed it. We hung out a couple more times, but I never fucked again, shit fizzled out. She was a square, a professor at Spelman, did a lot of research.
Fingered a chick in Centennial Park
Fucked behind a liquor store on MLK in Adamsville outside the car
Fucked & got sucked in rental van (on lot)when I worked for Dollar Rent A Car
Got head on Pratt St. behind Grady Hospital from a respiratory therapist (she was the first to lick my balls well) I came in her mouth, she came up like she was gon' try to kiss me, she hit the window switch & let it down, leaned & spit out the window, then said, "your kids outside".
Fucked in pool at a RIU resort Montego Bay
Fucked on St. Pete Beach (St. Petersburg, Fla)
Fucked in the ocean at St. Pete Beach (THE BEST!!)
Damn, I miss her!Fucked in church parking lot adjacent to what used to be Barley's (our cars were parked next to each other facing opposite directions, we both opened passenger doors and got to it for about an hour straight, her car, my truck, missionary, standing, cat-a-corner, from behind...)
My office (no biggie, I work for myself)
Got (great) head in the front cab of a truck like this..
Then opened up the back and fucked her on a tall pallet of rock salt.
Head in her car as I drove from Rex, GA to Cascade Rd.
My birthday in Montego Bay, local cat took me to strip club on "freaky night", saw fucking live on stage
, he later hooked me up w/ a chick in his hood he know, this was the REAL slums, she took me into a "room" where another woman lived, it was literally just a room with 1 window, a bed, & dresser, I could extend my arms & touch both walls. But this Jamaican chick could really fuck, all that dancing shit....she did it on the dick! Afterwards, she had to pee and as we were walking out, she went on the other side of a wall made of boards that divided entryways, squatted, & pissed. I felt kinda dirty afterwards, but I guess that's what I get for straying away from the resort & wanting to get into some local shit.Fucked behind a mexican restaurant on Buford Hwy, in doorway of my truck. #RAW
Check this...
When I stayed across the hall from Twerk Team, I was staying w/ a chick. She was out of town, so I went down the street to Yard House to eat & get a couple drinks. While at the bar, the chick next to me strike up convo, I remember the damn game (Auburn vs. FSU 2014), long story short, we hook up the next night at Lobby @ Twelve, drink & eat, I get her to go home w/ me, I tried to go to her spot but she wasn't having it. We walking down the hall to the apartment, I put key in door, we go in....she close the door behind her and says, "I stay next door". I say, "huh, wha?" She says emphatically, "I. Stay. Right. Next. Door!" I'm like, "whatcu mean? where?" She says again, "Right. Next. Door! Right there! (pointing)".
Then I had to deflect a buncha questions about the chick whose apartment it was, like "it used to be a woman living here...
" Anyway, I got her a drink, we still fucked, in ole girl's bed. She messed up the sheets, I made her wash 'em. I could tell it had been a while for her, she needed it. We hung out a couple more times, but I never fucked again, shit fizzled out. She was a square, a professor at Spelman, did a lot of research.
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No probs from boys & no fucks given @ that time w/ me as we just seeked another spot.
Out @ them spots a few times but waking up once in a few inches of snow.
Flashlight lollypopped chick in a parking spot on Riverside.
I dont know about a whole lot of that now through with all the cams.
Was hitting this chick in her basement when I heard her Pops getting up for work.
Next thing u know, Im swiftly & quietly backing up out their driveway, escaping any possibilities of that meeting occurring.
Craziest 'place' was up in my chick soaking & sleep all night, after fucking, no pullout w/ poppin off more than a few times
W Side hgway shit a few times back in the day, some could be played off, others couldnt like both of us on passengers' side & her on the floorAnd 1 time a cop knock on my window while I was getting head in my car, I never saw him walk up so the chick was all into it by then. He just told us to keep it moving & went about his business. Chick was sooo embarrassed that she left me hanging that night.
No probs from boys & no fucks given @ that time w/ me as we just seeked another spot.
Out @ them spots a few times but waking up once in a few inches of snow.
Flashlight lollypopped chick in a parking spot on Riverside.
I dont know about a whole lot of that now through with all the cams.
Was hitting this chick in her basement when I heard her Pops getting up for work.
Next thing u know, Im swiftly & quietly backing up out their driveway, escaping any possibilities of that meeting occurring.
Craziest 'place' was up in my chick soaking & sleep all night, after fucking, no pullout w/ poppin off more than a few times
Once in the employees area of the post office behind the PO Boxes. I was on the floor bangin and folks were checking PO boxes all around me. When I worked security at a college. I was fuckin hoz all over the school. On the Registrar's desk. In the library on the floor. In the copy room. In the employee break room. In the science lab.
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