My 3rd and Favorite WORST DATE
You hit the pussy, man. It couldn't have been that bad. Every man in here has done a butterface at least once in his life.
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My 3rd and Favorite WORST DATE
You hit the pussy, man. It couldn't have been that bad. Every man in here has done a butterface at least once in his life.
This guy was too drunk after we hit the strip club, passed out on my bed and had an accident in it.
Ok so I met this guy and we were supposed to go out. he says he wants to go to the movies but he wants to go in queens. now i'm living in the bronx. the whitestone bridge connects the bronx to queens. instead he drives into harlem, through manhattan, and into queens to avoid tolls.then he takes me to jamaica queens movie theatre! i dont know how to explain it to those that havent been to jamaica queens but it was the hood!
there were gangs there and all kinds off bullshit so i demanded we leave. so then we went to a bowling alley. So i destroy him in bowling. He act like he wanna fight! he cursed at me! i'm just laughin now cuz this fool is such a soar loser.
So then i say lets go downstairs and play pool. i trash him there too!
again hes pissed. By that time i tired of him so i started talkin to these other guys who were there. WE played another game and again he was pissed so he wanted to leave. Then he needed gas. so his ass drove into brooklyn to get the cheapest gas! this is a few yrs ago before the gas was damn near $4!Then he wouldnt turn on the heat in the car cuz he was still mad at me for whippin his lame ass. So of course he drove through 3 more damn boroughs to get home
yall know i didnt answer his damn calls after that.
i went over this one girls house i was dating..i get there she's sitting on her couch pissed. i ask her what's up? her reply:
"we've been dating for a minute and you come over here and you know i don't have a dining room set. why haven't you bought me one yet?"
another incident. another female i was dating asked if i could take her to walmart so "she" could buy some stuff to redecorate her bathrooms. sure, no problem. we're there for a good 2 hours her buying every little thing she could think of to cram into that tiny bathroom. get to the register to pay for, it comes to about 175 bucks and what does she do? looks at me with the expression "well, what are you waiting for?" i looked at her and said are you serious? we got into an argument right there and i walked right out and left her there.
This guy was too drunk after we hit the strip club, passed out on my bed and had an accident in it.
Some funny stuff here
Ok, there was this girl that I had been flirting with at work; phone sex and she also told me how she liked it rough
We agreed to catch a film
She turned up late
Froze me out in the theatre
Kept her mobile on
Punched me when I kissed her cheek
Basically she treated me like she could not stand any physical contact
I have cut her off like a light switch
The scary thing is that before the date she said she wanted to come to my apartment!
What if I made move at home- with the blueballs????
See, how you could catch a case
What fucking timewasting tease
Bruh, that was her foreplay! You was supposed to choke her ass out and take the pussy! Humiliate her and shit.
I feel you though, that's some dangerous shit.![]()
i went over this one girls house i was dating..i get there she's sitting on her couch pissed. i ask her what's up? her reply:
"we've been dating for a minute and you come over here and you know i don't have a dining room set. why haven't you bought me one yet?"
another incident. another female i was dating asked if i could take her to walmart so "she" could buy some stuff to redecorate her bathrooms. sure, no problem. we're there for a good 2 hours her buying every little thing she could think of to cram into that tiny bathroom. get to the register to pay for, it comes to about 175 bucks and what does she do? looks at me with the expression "well, what are you waiting for?" i looked at her and said are you serious? we got into an argument right there and i walked right out and left her there.
Drop her off hug, kiss on the cheek, call me. Get in the car, start drivin' thinkin way is it so quiet turn the radio up nothing this chick stole my Raheem(i hate u).
years ago....
i had just signed up on blackpeoplemeet.com. out of some of the women that contacted me this one sent me an email telling me about herself and how she's doing "big things" how she has no kids and so on and so on. i eventually agree to meet her and go get something to eat.
i travel for an hour to her place. get there it's the fuckin projects..ok no problem she didn't say she lived in any particular place. get to her door it's a bunch of kids, 4 of them
(she said she didn't have any). should've turned around right then and there but stupid me didn't.
she plays the kids off as um yeah i don't tell anyone for real i have kids until i meet them. whatever
. anyway we decide to go to red lobster since that's in her area. But, first can you drop my kids off at my father's place? and do you mine taking me by my sister's so i can drop off this laundry?
yeah...ok...sure...
do all of that then we go to red lobster....she orders $75.00 worth of food(at redlobster now...) the admirals feast, a lobster and a bunch of drinks. she takes one, two bites then claims she's full.
wraps it up and we go. on the way back to her place pick up her laundry and her kids, she's talking about as soon as i put them in their room we can have some "time to ourselves".
instead we get to her place when she walks through the door with the kids she tells them i bought y'all some dinner. my jaw just dropped. i turned and walked right out the door, no looking back. she called me for about two weeks until she got the picture i wasn't answering.![]()
Ok so I met this guy and we were supposed to go out. he says he wants to go to the movies but he wants to go in queens. now i'm living in the bronx. the whitestone bridge connects the bronx to queens. instead he drives into harlem, through manhattan, and into queens to avoid tolls.then he takes me to jamaica queens movie theatre! i dont know how to explain it to those that havent been to jamaica queens but it was the hood!
there were gangs there and all kinds off bullshit so i demanded we leave. so then we went to a bowling alley. So i destroy him in bowling. He act like he wanna fight! he cursed at me! i'm just laughin now cuz this fool is such a soar loser.
So then i say lets go downstairs and play pool. i trash him there too!
again hes pissed. By that time i tired of him so i started talkin to these other guys who were there. WE played another game and again he was pissed so he wanted to leave. Then he needed gas. so his ass drove into brooklyn to get the cheapest gas! this is a few yrs ago before the gas was damn near $4!Then he wouldnt turn on the heat in the car cuz he was still mad at me for whippin his lame ass. So of course he drove through 3 more damn boroughs to get home
yall know i didnt answer his damn calls after that.
heres another...
i went to school out of state...and durring winter break i met a guy who went to school in houston
so we go on our first little "meeting"....wee meet at a mall and hes like...my house isnt far from here u wanna go?...so im like sure
we go to his mammas house while shes at work (i cant get too mad at him about living with his mamma cause he went to school 4 hours away)....so he fixes me lunch and wee go in his room to watch tv
so we laying on his bed....and im a playful person by nature so we tickling and playing around...then he puts my hand on his dick
and im like ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm no
so he chills out...and we start playing around again...and this time this fool GETS ON TOP OF ME...which was actually kinda scarry....and hes like..."can we do it"
im like "FOR THE SECOND TIME...NO"
then this fool says "well can we just go thru the motions?"
my response, "GO THRU THE MOTIONS?????!!!!"
(what the fuck kinda shit is that?!! we are grown ass people!!! go thru the motions?!!!!! dry humping eachother in the bed?!! hell to the fucking naw!!)
i dont say anything else...get up...put my shoes on....i look down at him with a calm but firm voice......"take me fucking home"...and i walk out to his car
so he comes outside and hes like "im sorry...please dont get mad...blah blah"....
now this nigga is wearing shades right...and as he is "appologizing" i can see his face scrunching up...and im like i KNOW this nigga isnt crying
so its about a 15min ride to my car....and im looking at him as he drives and his face is still scrunching up
then it happens.... i see a tear fall down his face.....and im like HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this fool snatches his glasses off and he got a face full of tears...nigga sniffling....and he got a whole bunch of spit in his mouth
and hes like...."man im just so stressed out....im having problems getting a job....SEX HELPS ME RELAX"
i looked at him and told him, "you better call them other hoes for all that cause im not the one"
i couldnt get to my car fast enough...
that was the BIGGEST turn off ever...and he never saw me again
I understand dude was lame, but atleast show the man some respect. Why you had to be talking with other guys there, if I was him, you had better been asking them for a ride home.
As lame as dude was, i'm sure if he was speaking to other women you would have been offended.![]()
heres one of my worst dates...
i never called him after that.....but i did run into him at party...and he gave me his number....ON THE BACK OF A ATM RECIPT....not only was his number already written on the recpit like a business card...HE ONLY HAD $300 IN HIS ACCOUNT!!!!!!!!!!
im telling u my love life should be a comedy movie![]()
You're right. But I was younger and he pissed me off.]
I thought 300 was good for a college student. but you shouldnt be concerned with what he has in his account anyway ....
so I take it sex doesn't help you relax.......
That is a fucking loser!!!!!![]()
A girl I was seeing told me about her worst date.
It was a double date with her best friend and both couples ended up having sex at one of the guy's house.(both girls were Sophmores the guys were Seniors) Unknown to her or her best friend the guys had before hand decided to swap sex partners ... so after a position change her date got off the bed and switched places with his friend who was fucking the other girl on a sleeping bag by the bed.
She said she just froze up and laid there till the other guy was finished. To make things worse she had to wait there till her boyfriend finished with her best friend! Needless to say she broke up with her boyfriend that day and her friendship with her best friend was strained for awhile. She thought her friend was in on it. Come to find out the guys had been watching porn videos with "swapping" in it and wanted to try it.
o.k I went on a date of all places to pizza hut and the waitress saids two he saids no only one.I thought that was strange but when we sat down he said i will eat off your plate cause i enough money for one needless to say i am not going another date with that cheap skate and it was very embrassing.:
lmao...so sad. i have a similar situation. i went on a date with a dude to a sports bar. he knew i was a college bball fan and my team was playing that night. so we get there, i order nachos (as my main dish). then, the waitress asks him what he wants and he says nothing. after the waitress leaves he says "ill just eat someone of your nachos." i'm like wtf "i dont know you like that, so why would we share food?" he goes "yo tryna say i'm dirty?" i tell him that has nothing to do with it, but that we're both out at a restaurant and i figured we would both order our own food. he looked at me like i'm crazy. as the evening progresses, he tells me that he's an alum of the state university. so i say "cool, what year did you graduate?" this fool goes, "well, i actually haven't gradated, i'm still working on my degree." so i tell him he's not an alum then...he gets visibly upset. to make a long story short, we get to the end of the nachos. there is 1 nacho with mad cheese on it. the nigga picks it up, touches all on it then asks me if i want it. LOL i say hell no, of course! he gets offended again. lol
at this point i went to the bathroom, called my friend and told her to pick me up. i go back to the table, tell him i want to pay for my nachos, and he gets offended again and started saying he won't "allow me to play him." my friend comes to get me and i bounced lol
she thinks Bird Man and Young JeeZy are Hip Hop and she's 31 years of age
It took all my strength to not harm the dude but he got alot of choice words and I spit on the 20 and the 5 and crumpled them and threw them in his face.
guy: hello who is this???
me: u called me who is this ???
guy: yo why is your number in my girls phone ???
me: i dont know ask your girl "click"
On my way home it starts to kick in from the way she acted the night and from her comments afterwards that she considered it to be a date.
This would have mos def ended the date for meno self respecting hip hop lover would ever think that
That's my bigirl
CLASSIC
Classless little girl
My worst date ever was with the biggest bully I have ever met in my life ... now as most of you know I can be a bit of a bully myselfso if I'm calling you a bully then it's not a good look for you
This guy and I went out to some Latin festival which was pretty nice and the date was going good until we decide to leave and go back to my place ... so first he wants to smoke a spliff but has no weed ... no biggie I rolled a spliff for him ... then he's hungry so we decide to order some food ... he insists on what we order and I'm talking he wont even let me choose one dish so since he is a guest in my home I just order what he wants ... but when the delivery person came it seemed like he hid in the washroom until they left ... again since he was a guest in my home I just went ahead and payed for the food ... then he wants me to dish his food out, bring it to him, and get him a drink ... I'm like "I'll do all that for you but can you at least ask nicely and say please instead of ordering me around?" ... he's all "well this is how I am" ... then we start watching a movie and he tells me to come close ... I'm like no I don't want to cuz it's our first date and I just wanna chill ... homeboy grabs my waist and throws me on top of him ... I'm like fighting to get off and he's acting all confused like "you don't wanna hug me?" ... I'm like "this is a dry hump not a hug" and I push myself off of him but he pulls me back and forces me to sit with my head on his chest ... then he falls asleep(probably cuz of the weed and food) ... then he wakes up and reaches out for me ... correction ... reaches down for my pussy ... I'm like "wtf are you doing?" ... he's all (and I quote)"I wanna feel that fat Ethiopian poom-poom" ... first I'm like... then I'm like
and I tell him "if you touch me you will be sorry" then he's all "why are you acting like a virgin" so I'm like "it's time for you to leave"... then he wants a goodbye kiss so I let him kiss the door as I slammed it in his face ... then he calls me a couple times but I don't answer ... then he calls me private number and when I pick up not knowing it's him he cusses me out about why I ignored him after our great date
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