What's the worst date you have ever been on?
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I said I was keeping it 100% real! I was young and she was twice my age with a Butta face Main!
If you read I said the Pu$$y was Bangin!
This guy was too drunk after we hit the strip club, passed out on my bed and had an accident in it.
Ok so I met this guy and we were supposed to go out. he says he wants to go to the movies but he wants to go in queens. now i'm living in the bronx. the whitestone bridge connects the bronx to queens. instead he drives into harlem, through manhattan, and into queens to avoid tolls. 
then he takes me to jamaica queens movie theatre! i dont know how to explain it to those that havent been to jamaica queens but it was the hood! 
there were gangs there and all kinds off bullshit so i demanded we leave. so then we went to a bowling alley. So i destroy him in bowling. He act like he wanna fight! he cursed at me! i'm just laughin now cuz this fool is such a soar loser.
So then i say lets go downstairs and play pool. i trash him there too! again hes pissed. By that time i tired of him so i started talkin to these other guys who were there. WE played another game and again he was pissed so he wanted to leave. Then he needed gas. so his ass drove into brooklyn to get the cheapest gas! this is a few yrs ago before the gas was damn near $4!Then he wouldnt turn on the heat in the car cuz he was still mad at me for whippin his lame ass. So of course he drove through 3 more damn boroughs to get home yall know i didnt answer his damn calls after that.
then he takes me to jamaica queens movie theatre! i dont know how to explain it to those that havent been to jamaica queens but it was the hood! there were gangs there and all kinds off bullshit so i demanded we leave. so then we went to a bowling alley. So i destroy him in bowling. He act like he wanna fight! he cursed at me! i'm just laughin now cuz this fool is such a soar loser. So then i say lets go downstairs and play pool. i trash him there too! again hes pissed. By that time i tired of him so i started talkin to these other guys who were there. WE played another game and again he was pissed so he wanted to leave. Then he needed gas. so his ass drove into brooklyn to get the cheapest gas! this is a few yrs ago before the gas was damn near $4!Then he wouldnt turn on the heat in the car cuz he was still mad at me for whippin his lame ass. So of course he drove through 3 more damn boroughs to get home yall know i didnt answer his damn calls after that.
Ok so I met this guy and we were supposed to go out. he says he wants to go to the movies but he wants to go in queens. now i'm living in the bronx. the whitestone bridge connects the bronx to queens. instead he drives into harlem, through manhattan, and into queens to avoid tolls.
This is sad.
Ok so me and boys go out for my boy's BDay. Met this shortie at the club dime (i think). Anyway we doing our thang in the club in VIP, afterwards her and her friend go to the strip club with us, then we hit IHOP. Next day i call shortie set a date that night (mistake cuz i got to go to work next day 5am). So i pick her up she not ready cool not an issue. So she comes out and now she's like an 7 at best (fucking patron). But i roll with it (keep thinkin she's a freak see where it goes)so i'm playin the Raheem DeVaughn (Fellas it works)shortie like who's that, i like (Thank you). Before we get to the spot she gets on the phone (rude) so i start textin my jumpoff! 
Ok so we hit this little Greek spot, something different but she don't want to go in cuz it's not American food (real talk). Ok so i'm like where u want to go, i suggest some shit, nothing. Finally end up at Saltgrass and we get the worst service ever (no salad dressin' + cold food = no tip). So we leave go to the movies, see Vantage Point cool flick but not a date movie! Movie over and on the way home there no conversation and when i saw none like complete silence. No chemistry! Stop and get gas $55 (FUCKING CHARGER ). Drop her off hug, kiss on the cheek, call me. Get in the car, start drivin' thinkin way is it so quiet turn the radio up nothing this chick stole my Raheem 
(i hate u). But for some reason i called the next day (ok i wanted to knock it down & i wanted my cd). Hit it like two days later and just burned another Raheem!
. But i roll with it (keep thinkin she's a freak see where it goes)so i'm playin the Raheem DeVaughn (Fellas it works)shortie like who's that, i like (Thank you). Before we get to the spot she gets on the phone (rude) so i start textin my jumpoff! Ok so we hit this little Greek spot, something different but she don't want to go in cuz it's not American food (real talk). Ok so i'm like where u want to go, i suggest some shit, nothing. Finally end up at Saltgrass and we get the worst service ever (no salad dressin' + cold food = no tip). So we leave go to the movies, see Vantage Point cool flick but not a date movie! Movie over and on the way home there no conversation and when i saw none like complete silence. No chemistry! Stop and get gas $55 (FUCKING CHARGER ). Drop her off hug, kiss on the cheek, call me. Get in the car, start drivin' thinkin way is it so quiet turn the radio up nothing this chick stole my Raheem (i hate u). But for some reason i called the next day (ok i wanted to knock it down & i wanted my cd). Hit it like two days later and just burned another Raheem! 
i went over this one girls house i was dating..i get there she's sitting on her couch pissed. i ask her what's up? her reply:
"we've been dating for a minute and you come over here and you know i don't have a dining room set. why haven't you bought me one yet?"
another incident. another female i was dating asked if i could take her to walmart so "she" could buy some stuff to redecorate her bathrooms. sure, no problem. we're there for a good 2 hours her buying every little thing she could think of to cram into that tiny bathroom. get to the register to pay for, it comes to about 175 bucks and what does she do? looks at me with the expression "well, what are you waiting for?" i looked at her and said are you serious? we got into an argument right there and i walked right out and left her there.
"we've been dating for a minute and you come over here and you know i don't have a dining room set. why haven't you bought me one yet?"
another incident. another female i was dating asked if i could take her to walmart so "she" could buy some stuff to redecorate her bathrooms. sure, no problem. we're there for a good 2 hours her buying every little thing she could think of to cram into that tiny bathroom. get to the register to pay for, it comes to about 175 bucks and what does she do? looks at me with the expression "well, what are you waiting for?" i looked at her and said are you serious? we got into an argument right there and i walked right out and left her there.
whew...
I wish I would have saw that in person, I would have clapped.
Did he wake up on his own, did you wake up him?
Were you hitting him & cursing & screaming or did you laugh at him?
Some funny stuff here
Ok, there was this girl that I had been flirting with at work; phone sex and she also told me how she liked it rough
We agreed to catch a film
She turned up late
Froze me out in the theatre
Kept her mobile on
Punched me when I kissed her cheek
Basically she treated me like she could not stand any physical contact
I have cut her off like a light switch
The scary thing is that before the date she said she wanted to come to my apartment!
What if I made move at home- with the blueballs????
See, how you could catch a case
What fucking timewasting tease
Ok, there was this girl that I had been flirting with at work; phone sex and she also told me how she liked it rough
We agreed to catch a film
She turned up late
Froze me out in the theatre
Kept her mobile on
Punched me when I kissed her cheek
Basically she treated me like she could not stand any physical contact
I have cut her off like a light switch
The scary thing is that before the date she said she wanted to come to my apartment!
What if I made move at home- with the blueballs????
See, how you could catch a case
What fucking timewasting tease
I got another one.
I met this guy at the NBA store when he was helping my mom find a jersey for my little brother. So he picks me up and I was wearing a cute skirt and tshirt and sneakers (I was like 15). So we go to the movies at New Roc and dinner. Then we were on our way home when he pulls over on some random street. He looks at me and I'm like, why did you stop? He says you know. I said uhh no... He then says well why did you wear that skirt?
Glad I wore sneakers cuz I damn sure walked home. (Glad it wasn't too far)
I met this guy at the NBA store when he was helping my mom find a jersey for my little brother. So he picks me up and I was wearing a cute skirt and tshirt and sneakers (I was like 15). So we go to the movies at New Roc and dinner. Then we were on our way home when he pulls over on some random street. He looks at me and I'm like, why did you stop? He says you know. I said uhh no... He then says well why did you wear that skirt?
Glad I wore sneakers cuz I damn sure walked home. (Glad it wasn't too far)
Bruh, that was her foreplay! You was supposed to choke her ass out and take the pussy! Humiliate her and shit.
I feel you though, that's some dangerous shit.
Bruh, that was her foreplay! You was supposed to choke her ass out and take the pussy! Humiliate her and shit.
I feel you though, that's some dangerous shit.
I've never had a bad date before, however you'll crack me up with yours!
o.k I went on a date of all places to pizza hut and the waitress saids two he saids no only one.I thought that was strange but when we sat down he said i will eat off your plate cause i enough money for one needless to say i am not going another date with that cheap skate and it was very embrassing.
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:Drop her off hug, kiss on the cheek, call me. Get in the car, start drivin' thinkin way is it so quiet turn the radio up nothing this chick stole my Raheem
This story is not funny at all. I have to go back to my high school prom. It was a great evening until I dropped off my date. Fortunately for my date we rode with my buddy to the prom that night so I had to walk home.
After discussing our plans for the next day and kissing her goodnight I'm walking home and suddenly I hear her screaming my name asking me to wait. So I went back to see what was wrong. Her father had went off, totally lost his mind and had badly beaten her brother and her mother. When she entered he intended to beat her too.
Needless to say I couldn't let her stay there that night so she ended up staying with us the next couple of nights. My mom insisted she sleep with her.
After discussing our plans for the next day and kissing her goodnight I'm walking home and suddenly I hear her screaming my name asking me to wait. So I went back to see what was wrong. Her father had went off, totally lost his mind and had badly beaten her brother and her mother. When she entered he intended to beat her too.
Needless to say I couldn't let her stay there that night so she ended up staying with us the next couple of nights. My mom insisted she sleep with her.
years ago....
i had just signed up on blackpeoplemeet.com. out of some of the women that contacted me this one sent me an email telling me about herself and how she's doing "big things" how she has no kids and so on and so on. i eventually agree to meet her and go get something to eat.
i travel for an hour to her place. get there it's the fuckin projects..
yeah...ok...sure...
do all of that then we go to red lobster....she orders $75.00 worth of food
instead we get to her place when she walks through the door with the kids she tells them i bought y'all some dinner. my jaw just dropped. i turned and walked right out the door, no looking back. she called me for about two weeks until she got the picture i wasn't answering.
She was thinking about her kids at red lobster - good mother.
Maybe you shouldn't have been so hard on her for struggling a bit, who knows. If you had stayed around those kids would be calling you "dad" right now.
Very unconventional date you had tho.
I myself can't think of any date that went terribly wrong for me.
Ok so I met this guy and we were supposed to go out. he says he wants to go to the movies but he wants to go in queens. now i'm living in the bronx. the whitestone bridge connects the bronx to queens. instead he drives into harlem, through manhattan, and into queens to avoid tolls.
I understand dude was lame, but atleast show the man some respect. Why you had to be talking with other guys there, if I was him, you had better been asking them for a ride home.
As lame as dude was, i'm sure if he was speaking to other women you would have been offended.
heres one of my worst dates...
in college i met this guy at the club...we conversated for a week over the phone and he asked to take me out that following weekend...
when i asked him about where he works he was veery vauge
so hes like "im gonna pick u up in the company "big body"...
this man pulls up to my dorm in a HUGE GREEN 15 SEATER VAN...and honks!!..omg i was so embarssed...i literally ran in that car so that nobody saw me
as i see this man in real light when i get in the car i realize he is one of the ugliest people i have EVER seen.....
then this guy proceeds to tell me a story about how he was at blockbuster and this lady thought he was a dike...wow
so hes like "i gotta finish up my shift at work then we can roll out"....we drive to his "work"...he basiclly works for a home that houses special people and his job is to make sure thy dont get into anything
so im at this "special house" and he pops in a movie....hes all trying to feel on me and shit...i already started playing that "tired role"
so then whoever is supposd to take over comes and wee can leave...we hop in his 91 HONDA CIVIC (prolly older...his car didnt have air and used a "boom box" for a radio) and i make him take me to ihop on the OTHER side of town
so as hes dropping me off....hes like "let me walk you upstair and do u mind if i use your restroom"....me being young i didnt regnoize that game....so i let him in my doomroom (i didnt have a roomate)
so hes looking around and trying to chat it up, and i geet in my pjs and im like "listen im tired, im going to bed, please feel free to let yourself out"...and i go to sleep
i wake up at 4am...THIS NIGGA IS IN HIS BOXERS LAYING ON THE FLOOR NEXT TO MY BED!!!!!!!!!....i told him hee doesnt have to go home but hes gotta get the hell outta my room
i never called him after that.....but i did run into him at party...and he gave me his number....ON THE BACK OF A ATM RECIPT....not only was his number already written on the recpit like a business card...HE ONLY HAD $300 IN HIS ACCOUNT!!!!!!!!!!
im telling u my love life should be a comedy movie
in college i met this guy at the club...we conversated for a week over the phone and he asked to take me out that following weekend...
when i asked him about where he works he was veery vauge
so hes like "im gonna pick u up in the company "big body"...
this man pulls up to my dorm in a HUGE GREEN 15 SEATER VAN...and honks!!..omg i was so embarssed...i literally ran in that car so that nobody saw me
as i see this man in real light when i get in the car i realize he is one of the ugliest people i have EVER seen.....
then this guy proceeds to tell me a story about how he was at blockbuster and this lady thought he was a dike...wow
so hes like "i gotta finish up my shift at work then we can roll out"....we drive to his "work"...he basiclly works for a home that houses special people and his job is to make sure thy dont get into anything
so im at this "special house" and he pops in a movie....hes all trying to feel on me and shit...i already started playing that "tired role"
so then whoever is supposd to take over comes and wee can leave...we hop in his 91 HONDA CIVIC (prolly older...his car didnt have air and used a "boom box" for a radio) and i make him take me to ihop on the OTHER side of town
so as hes dropping me off....hes like "let me walk you upstair and do u mind if i use your restroom"....me being young i didnt regnoize that game....so i let him in my doomroom (i didnt have a roomate)
so hes looking around and trying to chat it up, and i geet in my pjs and im like "listen im tired, im going to bed, please feel free to let yourself out"...and i go to sleep
i wake up at 4am...THIS NIGGA IS IN HIS BOXERS LAYING ON THE FLOOR NEXT TO MY BED!!!!!!!!!....i told him hee doesnt have to go home but hes gotta get the hell outta my room
i never called him after that.....but i did run into him at party...and he gave me his number....ON THE BACK OF A ATM RECIPT....not only was his number already written on the recpit like a business card...HE ONLY HAD $300 IN HIS ACCOUNT!!!!!!!!!!
im telling u my love life should be a comedy movie
heres another...
i went to school out of state...and durring winter break i met a guy who went to school in houston
so we go on our first little "meeting"....wee meet at a mall and hes like...my house isnt far from here u wanna go?...so im like sure
we go to his mammas house while shes at work (i cant get too mad at him about living with his mamma cause he went to school 4 hours away)....so he fixes me lunch and wee go in his room to watch tv
so we laying on his bed....and im a playful person by nature so we tickling and playing around...then he puts my hand on his dick
and im like ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm no
so he chills out...and we start playing around again...and this time this fool GETS ON TOP OF ME...which was actually kinda scarry....and hes like..."can we do it"
im like "FOR THE SECOND TIME...NO"
then this fool says "well can we just go thru the motions?"
my response, "GO THRU THE MOTIONS?????!!!!"
(what the fuck kinda shit is that?!! we are grown ass people!!! go thru the motions?!!!!! dry humping eachother in the bed?!! hell to the fucking naw!!)
i dont say anything else...get up...put my shoes on....i look down at him with a calm but firm voice......"take me fucking home"...and i walk out to his car
so he comes outside and hes like "im sorry...please dont get mad...blah blah"....
now this nigga is wearing shades right...and as he is "appologizing" i can see his face scrunching up...and im like i KNOW this nigga isnt crying
so its about a 15min ride to my car....and im looking at him as he drives and his face is still scrunching up
then it happens.... i see a tear fall down his face.....and im like HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this fool snatches his glasses off and he got a face full of tears...nigga sniffling....and he got a whole bunch of spit in his mouth
and hes like...."man im just so stressed out....im having problems getting a job....SEX HELPS ME RELAX"
i looked at him and told him, "you better call them other hoes for all that cause im not the one"
i couldnt get to my car fast enough...
that was the BIGGEST turn off ever...and he never saw me again
i went to school out of state...and durring winter break i met a guy who went to school in houston
so we go on our first little "meeting"....wee meet at a mall and hes like...my house isnt far from here u wanna go?...so im like sure
we go to his mammas house while shes at work (i cant get too mad at him about living with his mamma cause he went to school 4 hours away)....so he fixes me lunch and wee go in his room to watch tv
so we laying on his bed....and im a playful person by nature so we tickling and playing around...then he puts my hand on his dick
and im like ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm no
so he chills out...and we start playing around again...and this time this fool GETS ON TOP OF ME...which was actually kinda scarry....and hes like..."can we do it"
im like "FOR THE SECOND TIME...NO"
then this fool says "well can we just go thru the motions?"
my response, "GO THRU THE MOTIONS?????!!!!"
(what the fuck kinda shit is that?!! we are grown ass people!!! go thru the motions?!!!!! dry humping eachother in the bed?!! hell to the fucking naw!!)
i dont say anything else...get up...put my shoes on....i look down at him with a calm but firm voice......"take me fucking home"...and i walk out to his car
so he comes outside and hes like "im sorry...please dont get mad...blah blah"....
now this nigga is wearing shades right...and as he is "appologizing" i can see his face scrunching up...and im like i KNOW this nigga isnt crying
so its about a 15min ride to my car....and im looking at him as he drives and his face is still scrunching up
then it happens.... i see a tear fall down his face.....and im like HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this fool snatches his glasses off and he got a face full of tears...nigga sniffling....and he got a whole bunch of spit in his mouth
and hes like...."man im just so stressed out....im having problems getting a job....SEX HELPS ME RELAX"
i looked at him and told him, "you better call them other hoes for all that cause im not the one"
i couldnt get to my car fast enough...
that was the BIGGEST turn off ever...and he never saw me again
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heres another...
i went to school out of state...and durring winter break i met a guy who went to school in houston
so we go on our first little "meeting"....wee meet at a mall and hes like...my house isnt far from here u wanna go?...so im like sure
we go to his mammas house while shes at work (i cant get too mad at him about living with his mamma cause he went to school 4 hours away)....so he fixes me lunch and wee go in his room to watch tv
so we laying on his bed....and im a playful person by nature so we tickling and playing around...then he puts my hand on his dick
and im like ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm no
so he chills out...and we start playing around again...and this time this fool GETS ON TOP OF ME...which was actually kinda scarry....and hes like..."can we do it"
im like "FOR THE SECOND TIME...NO"
then this fool says "well can we just go thru the motions?"
my response, "GO THRU THE MOTIONS?????!!!!"
(what the fuck kinda shit is that?!! we are grown ass people!!! go thru the motions?!!!!! dry humping eachother in the bed?!! hell to the fucking naw!!)
i dont say anything else...get up...put my shoes on....i look down at him with a calm but firm voice......"take me fucking home"...and i walk out to his car
so he comes outside and hes like "im sorry...please dont get mad...blah blah"....
now this nigga is wearing shades right...and as he is "appologizing" i can see his face scrunching up...and im like i KNOW this nigga isnt crying
so its about a 15min ride to my car....and im looking at him as he drives and his face is still scrunching up
then it happens.... i see a tear fall down his face.....and im like HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this fool snatches his glasses off and he got a face full of tears...nigga sniffling....and he got a whole bunch of spit in his mouth
and hes like...."man im just so stressed out....im having problems getting a job....SEX HELPS ME RELAX"
i looked at him and told him, "you better call them other hoes for all that cause im not the one"
i couldnt get to my car fast enough...
that was the BIGGEST turn off ever...and he never saw me again
so I take it sex doesn't help you relax.......
That is a fucking loser!!!!!
I understand dude was lame, but atleast show the man some respect. Why you had to be talking with other guys there, if I was him, you had better been asking them for a ride home.
As lame as dude was, i'm sure if he was speaking to other women you would have been offended.
You're right. But I was younger and he pissed me off.]
heres one of my worst dates...
i never called him after that.....but i did run into him at party...and he gave me his number....ON THE BACK OF A ATM RECIPT....not only was his number already written on the recpit like a business card...HE ONLY HAD $300 IN HIS ACCOUNT!!!!!!!!!!
im telling u my love life should be a comedy movie
I thought 300 was good for a college student. but you shouldnt be concerned with what he has in his account anyway ....
i wouldnt say 300 is alot for a college student...i guess it all depends on the person i guess
this fool had his number prewritten on his atm receipt...he premeditated that shit
he didnt use a napkin...he didnt use just a regular receipt....he didnt use a scrap of paper like a normal person would
no its not really my business...and i would have never actively sought after that information...but he put himself out there like that...and if u gonna be bold like that...u better have something to brag about
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daaaaaaaaaaaamn, tell Erica I'm sorry!!!!!!!!!
o.k I went on a date of all places to pizza hut and the waitress saids two he saids no only one.I thought that was strange but when we sat down he said i will eat off your plate cause i enough money for one needless to say i am not going another date with that cheap skate and it was very embrassing.
lmao...so sad. i have a similar situation. i went on a date with a dude to a sports bar. he knew i was a college bball fan and my team was playing that night. so we get there, i order nachos (as my main dish). then, the waitress asks him what he wants and he says nothing. after the waitress leaves he says "ill just eat someone of your nachos." i'm like wtf "i dont know you like that, so why would we share food?" he goes "yo tryna say i'm dirty?" i tell him that has nothing to do with it, but that we're both out at a restaurant and i figured we would both order our own food. he looked at me like i'm crazy. as the evening progresses, he tells me that he's an alum of the state university. so i say "cool, what year did you graduate?" this fool goes, "well, i actually haven't gradated, i'm still working on my degree." so i tell him he's not an alum then...he gets visibly upset. to make a long story short, we get to the end of the nachos. there is 1 nacho with mad cheese on it. the nigga picks it up, touches all on it then asks me if i want it. LOL i say hell no, of course! he gets offended again. lol
at this point i went to the bathroom, called my friend and told her to pick me up. i go back to the table, tell him i want to pay for my nachos, and he gets offended again and started saying he won't "allow me to play him." my friend comes to get me and i bounced lol
Just sounds like you were turned off by his cheapness. Had you been feeling him, you would have given him your nachos.
I just did this last night.....(sorry Scorp
)On the real, you two did NOT click at all. It happens.
LoneStar29
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This would have mos def ended the date for me
no self respecting hip hop lover would ever think thatThat's my bigirl
CLASSICClassless little girlMy worst date ever was with the biggest bully I have ever met in my life ... now as most of you know I can be a bit of a bully myself
so if I'm calling you a bully then it's not a good look for youThis guy and I went out to some Latin festival which was pretty nice and the date was going good until we decide to leave and go back to my place ... so first he wants to smoke a spliff but has no weed ... no biggie I rolled a spliff for him ... then he's hungry so we decide to order some food ... he insists on what we order and I'm talking he wont even let me choose one dish so since he is a guest in my home I just order what he wants ... but when the delivery person came it seemed like he hid in the washroom until they left ... again since he was a guest in my home I just went ahead and payed for the food ... then he wants me to dish his food out, bring it to him, and get him a drink ... I'm like "I'll do all that for you but can you at least ask nicely and say please instead of ordering me around?" ... he's all "well this is how I am" ... then we start watching a movie and he tells me to come close ... I'm like no I don't want to cuz it's our first date and I just wanna chill ... homeboy grabs my waist and throws me on top of him ... I'm like fighting to get off and he's acting all confused like "you don't wanna hug me?" ... I'm like "this is a dry hump not a hug" and I push myself off of him but he pulls me back and forces me to sit with my head on his chest ... then he falls asleep(probably cuz of the weed and food) ... then he wakes up and reaches out for me ... correction ... reaches down for my pussy ... I'm like "wtf are you doing?" ... he's all (and I quote)"I wanna feel that fat Ethiopian poom-poom" ... first I'm like
... then I'm like and I tell him "if you touch me you will be sorry" then he's all "why are you acting like a virgin" so I'm like "it's time for you to leave"... then he wants a goodbye kiss so I let him kiss the door as I slammed it in his face ... then he calls me a couple times but I don't answer ... then he calls me private number and when I pick up not knowing it's him he cusses me out about why I ignored him after our great date
This would have mos def ended the date for me
That's my bigirl
My worst date ever was with the biggest bully I have ever met in my life ... now as most of you know I can be a bit of a bully myself
This guy and I went out to some Latin festival which was pretty nice and the date was going good until we decide to leave and go back to my place ... so first he wants to smoke a spliff but has no weed ... no biggie I rolled a spliff for him ... then he's hungry so we decide to order some food ... he insists on what we order and I'm talking he wont even let me choose one dish so since he is a guest in my home I just order what he wants ... but when the delivery person came it seemed like he hid in the washroom until they left ... again since he was a guest in my home I just went ahead and payed for the food ... then he wants me to dish his food out, bring it to him, and get him a drink ... I'm like "I'll do all that for you but can you at least ask nicely and say please instead of ordering me around?" ... he's all "well this is how I am" ... then we start watching a movie and he tells me to come close ... I'm like no I don't want to cuz it's our first date and I just wanna chill ... homeboy grabs my waist and throws me on top of him ... I'm like fighting to get off and he's acting all confused like "you don't wanna hug me?" ... I'm like "this is a dry hump not a hug" and I push myself off of him but he pulls me back and forces me to sit with my head on his chest ... then he falls asleep(probably cuz of the weed and food) ... then he wakes up and reaches out for me ... correction ... reaches down for my pussy ... I'm like "wtf are you doing?" ... he's all (and I quote)"I wanna feel that fat Ethiopian poom-poom" ... first I'm like
DAMN!This dude was buggin'. Glad you got outta that one safely...
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bump...great thread.