What's the Craziest thing that someone has asked you?

YoungSinister

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A dude at the gas station asked me for "about 40...45 dollars" in gas money because I used his phone (mine was outta juice) and he was stranded


I don't know how he got home but I know it wasn't because of my help
 
who did you call and why did you want the call to be from someone else's phone
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Crackhead actually came up to me tonight as I'm getting gas

"Hey bro before you do that...how about I give you 30 for $20"


Told the bitch I had no cash. She gave me a pound and went to the next cat. I still don't know what "30" she was talkin about
 
Crackhead actually came up to me tonight as I'm getting gas

"Hey bro before you do that...how about I give you 30 for $20"


Told the bitch I had no cash. She gave me a pound and went to the next cat. I still don't know what "30" she was talkin about

A crackhead asked me to buy her an 8 dollar pack of cigarettes and a taco at the gas station. I just looked at her like bitch please. She then got mad and told me to go fuck myself. When I went out I kicked her shitty ass bike over.

A young crack head black male..I was at a drive thru..young bruh asked me for change..I gave him two dollars cuz it was two for one special that day..fool had the nerve to ask for more change..I told him.."get yo bitch ass the fuck away from my car!!"..I was heated..I thought I was doing the right thing trying help the less fortunate eat..but he wanted a rock..it didn't hit me until I drove off..but I was pissed..he's lucky if he got some change..but I gave him two dollaz and he asked for more:angry::angry::angry:


A bitchass ese asked me to buy him a brew from the liquor store..olde E was two for 99. cents..I bought him that..and he was mad cuz he wanted a mexican beer..he called me an asshole..I let it slide cuz he wasn't shit..and I was in unfamiliar territory...
 
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Chick I met at a poetry reading, knew her for a couple hours asked me to drop her off at the train station and that I could keep her car while she was gone. This was years ago in college. I kept her car and picked her up days later at the same train station (Union Station, Washington DC). Found out she was a city-to-city mini-drug mule, & I could have gotten caught up in some shit. I cringe when I think about it now, but she was a fine ass chick , though.
 
Someone I knew asked me to let their kids stay with me for a couple months til they get their shit together.....their kids,make Bebe's kids seem regular.
Borrow my car to go on vacation downsouth...?.what?
 
When I was still int he military, this chick I was once stationed with overseas, calls me out of the blue at my duty station in Pensacola, FL.. She was a MA (Navy military police) and had saw my name on the manifest two weeks out as I was coming up to Winter Harbor Maine for three weeks on assignment. I used to hang with her hard towards the end of our tours in Guam..She was freshly divorced and was NOT giving up the pussy.. Pretty as hell (hence me trying to walk that ass down for as long as I did)

:lol:So the crazy shit...I'm sitting at my desk and this chick calls.. Shit caught me off guard..but I immediately started day dreaming about how fine this chick was.. We catching up on life, laughing, having a good convo.. Then the chick bust out with.. "I really need to ask your help with something, and I really would appreciate it if you could see your way to say "yes".. :rolleyes: I'm like "I just know this bitch ain't about to ask me for some money after two years"... So I'm like what's up.. She said, "I want you to get me pregnant" o_O Bitch said, I am single and I don't want to get married again, but I want a baby... I'm like why me of all people? This is where shit went left for me.. This bitch said "because you are light skin, and I want to have a light skin baby because they are prettier.. :hmm::hmm::hmm: Said she would have legal papers drawn up to release me from all legal obligations, and I was not to have any contact with the child. Even said I could fuck and get her pregnant naturally.. So after picking my chin up off the floor, and wiping the instant salivation away at the thought of going raw in this chick :):) I just told her I thought that shit was fucked up, I'm not down with that color divide bullshit and hung up the phone... So later on after feverishly slapping myself for not giving my morals a zero fucx salute and turning that pussy down... I cried in my car on the way back to barracks after work.. :lol::lol::lol: True story though...
 
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mufucka was loitering outside the 7-Eleven near where i work.......asked me for some change.....i told em i didnt have none.
This nigga stood outside, looking thru the window watchin my every move......i guess to see if i was gonna pay cash at the register.
So i paid for my stuff with my card. Upon exiting the store.....the nigga was like....."ay bro,....i know u said u didnt have no change, but they got an atm in the back".
all i could do was......
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I was working Security at this restaurant/Bar in Atlanta called the strip the spot has 2 floors inside and a rooftop deck. Im posted on the second floor by the elevator. This fucking genius comes up to me looks me square in the face and asks me "Hey Big dog do this elevator go down?" I looked at him, looked at the buttons on the elevator and then just walked away.
 
mufucka was loitering outside the 7-Eleven near where i work.......asked me for some change.....i told em i didnt have none.
This nigga stood outside, looking thru the window watchin my every move......i guess to see if i was gonna pay cash at the register.
So i paid for my stuff with my card. Upon exiting the store.....the nigga was like....."ay bro,....i know u said u didnt have no change, but they got an atm in the back".
all i could do was......
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I've actually had that shit happen to me too!! :lol:
 
I was working Security at this restaurant/Bar in Atlanta called the strip the spot has 2 floors inside and a rooftop deck. Im posted on the second floor by the elevator. This fucking genius comes up to me looks me square in the face and asks me "Hey Big dog do this elevator go down?" I looked at him, looked at the buttons on the elevator and then just walked away.
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
 
A guy asked me once can i borrow 39 cents?

Homeless man asked me if he can borrow a slice of pizza while in a dollar pizza store.

Guy walks up to me and says I'm not asking for money, then proceeds to tell me he needs to get some milk from the store. I said my nigga milk cost money, and i thought you said you wasn't asking for money.

Young homeless guy gets mad at train customers for not giving him enough money. I watch him collect over ten dollars in this train car alone then he begins to threaten all of us. Smh
 
Some dude asked me if belived in god, then asked me if u knew where to get a live chicken.. i said no on the chocken but knew of live turkeys. He then oulls out a lil bible reads something and then says i can use a turkey
So a few minutes pass and i say" are you looking to do a sacrifice. Then the ninja looks at me like im crazy. Then a few more minutes pass and dude asked me for a cigarette.
 
Peace,

Years ago a fairly attractive Asian woman staying in the DC area for awhile straight up asked me to marry her so she could remain in the country.

A woman I worked with at a drug store (with a crazy thug ass boyfriend) offered me head and pussy if I loaned her my car for a few days. This was also years ago.
 
Had a dude at the gas station ask me for a dollar, said I didn't have it. So he says, how about $10? I looked at him :hmm:, told him he was going the wrong way.
 
mufucka was loitering outside the 7-Eleven near where i work.......asked me for some change.....i told em i didnt have none.
This nigga stood outside, looking thru the window watchin my every move......i guess to see if i was gonna pay cash at the register.
So i paid for my stuff with my card. Upon exiting the store.....the nigga was like....."ay bro,....i know u said u didnt have no change, but they got an atm in the back".
all i could do was......
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One of the reasons I don't like going to 7-Eleven, there's always someone out there asking for money.:smh:
 
some random piece of shit nig from the projects that knew somebody i knew

"yo do any of ya got some crack?? cause i like to trick hoes and put crack in the weed and get bitches fucked up without them knowing"

"yo any of ya got the burner we should go rob some of those nigs across the street"

yeah i never prob wanted to shoot somebody so bad..all i could think was like if i put a hole in his head someway/somehow it would prob be good for the community..pieces of shit with thought process like that shouldn't be allowed to breath..a few of my boys said i gave that nig the death stare..he kinda walked off afterwards..maybe cause my staredown made him feel uncomfortable..that mini segment always stuck in my head and made me tend to tell broads be careful with who you smoke with
 
I was working Security at this restaurant/Bar in Atlanta called the strip the spot has 2 floors inside and a rooftop deck. Im posted on the second floor by the elevator. This fucking genius comes up to me looks me square in the face and asks me "Hey Big dog do this elevator go down?" I looked at him, looked at the buttons on the elevator and then just walked away.


That was my spot in Atlantic Station, sad to see them go. Great lunch special, salad, entree dessert for ten bucks.
 
Last week, and old dude outside of Krobar actually asked me: "Say, young blood, I need you to do me a solid. There's a liquor store not far from here. Could you spot me a few, and go get me a pint of Old Grandad? I'll be right here when you get back."

Once in the army, while I was on CQ, this white dude asked me, "Hey, how come you brothers like to sleep with white women? Is it to get back at us for slavery?"
 
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Next door neighbor used to ask me for the most random shit (toilet paper, toothpaste, sugar etc)

Oh yeah and them times a chick asked me to eat it on the first night
 
A dude at the gas station asked me for "about 40...45 dollars" in gas money because I used his phone (mine was outta juice) and he was stranded


I don't know how he got home but I know it wasn't because of my help
U coulda atleast shit him a $20. He coulda told u to go fuck urself.

As a mayter of fact i would think u were crazy for asking to use my phone. I dont want ur dirty ass hand/face and saliva in my phone
 
Long time jump off finally got up the courage to ask me to marry her. Then proceeded to tell me why it would be beneficial (tax wise) to the both of us if I did marry her. She said I could still fuck other people but I still wasn't with it. She claim if we got married she could get some kind of tax break for paying for school (trying to be a nurse). I declined.

Had a friend of a friend who was on dialysis ask me if I'd be willing to donate my kidney to him. Mutha fucka was adamant about me getting a blood test and shit. I come to find out, apparently he had missed too many dialysis sessions and they moved him down on the transplant list. If you miss too many sessions the doctors see it as irresponsible and that you'll probably ruin a new kidney if you got it.
So dude was desperate had me feeling like I was a bad guy for not giving up my shit. It was kinda creepy too.

Weird ass request from this homeless man sitting outside the McDonald's on Georgia Ave in DC. I come out with two bags of French fries filled to the brim and fries on the bottom of the bag, nice hot & fresh with no salt. I was munching them before I got out the store. I guess the homeless man could smell em as I walked out cuz gon ask me, "If I could spare him some fries". I tell him "No but I'll purchase you some". He looked at me man, and said "No I want some of YOUR French fries". By now I'm looking at him crazy like did you just turn down my offer just so you could eat out my bag? Still trying to be polite I said it's ok I'll purchase you a fresh bag of your own. He go'n turn up and say I'm a selfish son of a bitch yadda yadda. So I turn up back at him like, "Your dirty ass hands ain't going in my French fry bag. Beggars can't be choosers" and walked off.
 
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